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Current_Sympathy7466

Oh my fucking god that made me so fucking uncomfortable. STOP FUELING INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS


GhostalMedia

When Jared gets new lips https://youtu.be/DmVgCB6sBZM


thisbitbytes

Here come the shame spirals….


max_adam

/r/Botchedsurgeries


Jackrabbitnw67

Yikes


hereforpopcornru

r/dontputyourdickinthat


IgobyK

Second time in one day! Another enjoyable trip down a botched rabbit hole..


Plantsandanger

I imagined it was gonna be a different Jared and that idea was much more disturbing. This in contrast was welcome.


slickoprime

subway?


Plantsandanger

*Ivanka*


jared1981

😉


jonbrant

Never heard of the show, but I think I need to check it out now


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Current_Sympathy7466

Oh fuck right off mate


dannycoolson

Say you're Australian without saying you're Australian


superspiffy

I was born in Australia. There, that wasn't so hard,


miclangelo6

I’m Texan and say the same thing m8


crinklebelle

you say that you're australian?


Current_Sympathy7466

I have the most fucking confusing mix of northern us, a good bit of southern us and touch of Canadian accent that throws people off.


ImAOneTrackLover

And then you gotta suck the juices out. Can't let it go to waste.


damndaewoo

Jesus Christ, I was eating...


ClearMessagesOfBliss

Is it citrus juice ?


schwingaway

Yeah, that's it. Citrus juice. That's all it is. Go ahead. Citrus juice!


jonbrant

I bet it tastes like pink lemonade. I kinda want a glass now. Not cold, but warm, as if freshly harvested from some lips. Maybe a little bit of pulp


possumosaur

It looks like the blisters from a really bad sunburn


kenyonator1

I just think it looks like raspberries


Zenketski

At first I was grossed out but now I'm Back on board.


thisbitbytes

I hope this doesn’t awake anything in me…


siggydude

I hope it *does*


PigCopsFatTits

Imagine licking those lips afterwards and collecting the dew that weeps out


RootBeerOverseer

"Weeps"


superspiffy

Nah, imagine dragging them between your teeth popping them as they are forced through.


BunnyVelvetOfficial

"Imagine popping each one of these citrus fruits with a sewing needle". Thank you for redeeming this post. 😅🙏


nyzzle_plyzzle

That seems satisfying


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GRlM-Reefer

The real question is, do you put salt or a sugar on them?


dice1111

Yes


nearedge

Ribbed for your pleasure


Current_Sympathy7466

You sir. Are…… exactly as fucked as me. Get the fuck out you sick bastard


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That. That would actually fuckin rock. *casually saves post*


LeviSalt

You may have [Trypophobia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trypophobia).


AstartesFartes

If you see herpes lips like this and fear them I don’t think it’s a phobia, it’s a survival instinct


Unleashtheducks

This is not anything like what herpes looks like


DrunkUranus

Welp, I've gotten cold sores all my life and *yep* this is almost exactly what it looks like. Not usually to this extent, thank God


procrastimom

Yeah, these are pretty damn zoster-riffic.


shottymcb

This is literally just bits of ruby red grapefruit photoshopped on someone's mouth. It doesn't look like herpes at all.


ayestEEzybeats

The fact that you needed to even clarify this is mindblowing. I feel I am outgrowing this website.


Current_Sympathy7466

Nope! I have a fear of paper cuts but good guess.


quaybored

I'm afraid of widths


Current_Sympathy7466

How do you get around that?


quaybored

I go to great lengths to avoid the problem. It's the height of inconvenience.


Current_Sympathy7466

I’d like to have a more in-depth conversation about this.


quaybored

I dunno, it's a weighty topic.


-Randall-Stephens

Agree, the sheer volume of it is impressive at the very least.


Current_Sympathy7466

I feel like we’re still skirting around the perimeter of the source of the matter.


yugogrl2000

Yep, I totally do, and that link is staying blue! Edit: so FOMO got the best of me and I clicked. Saw lotus seed pod and noped right the fuck out.


about-time

Ologies listener huh? Don't think this qualifies.


coffee-pizza

Then don’t look at this post https://reddit.com/r/pics/comments/j5ixic/i_photoshop_animals_into_random_things_as_a_hobby/


glittermantis

i didn’t find that too bad honestly, it’s mostly the texture of the original post


Fantara22

Reminds me of Jim Carrey I in living color. He played a body building woman (forget the characters name) that burns her lips with a curling iron to get nice full plump lips lol!… this is gross too though.


lolagrubbino

Vera de Milo. Loved those sketches.


chenyu768

Red.... quick whats the opposite if waffles?


Current_Sympathy7466

Ohhhh fuuuuck ooooofff


chenyu768

Well i definitely dont wanna fuck it sooooo


Inigo93

Oh, man.... I couldn't make up my mind.... Would biting into those result in a juicy fruity spray on your tongue or would it be more like biting into a plasma-filled blister?


Iamfinejustfine

I think they are both nearly identical, but one has a nice flavor and the other has this weird citrus tang to it.


ReallyDamnLethal

wait-


canacandles

r/HolUp


97Harley

Okay. And you know this how🤔


Dangerous_Wishbone

never got a random blister on the inside of your mouth? Edit: Canker sore


hanman000

Excuse me what


Shadow703793

Never accidentally bit the inside of your lip?


Se7en0fNine

It’s the literal worst. Every time I do that, it turns into a canker sore. I’ve learned to just call them ulcers or people will automatically think herpes.


Noahsam97

You and me both. I swear. I get em all the time and I have great dental hygiene. Fuckers *really* hurt.


splatgoestheblobfish

Best advice I ever got: when you have a canker sore, use toothpaste that DOES NOT contain sodium lauryl sulfate. It is the ingredient that causes the toothpaste to foam, so it is really unnecessary, and it causes canker sores to burn and sting when you brush your teeth. I used to get massive canker sores constantly when I had braces, and my orthodontist told me this. You usually have to look around the "organic" or "all natural" toothpastes to find it, and it tends to be a little more expensive than regular, but it is so worth it to not have the extra pain.


JuniorSeniorTrainee

Remind them that canker sore != cold sore.


deathfire123

Canker sores in inflammation inside your mouth, typically on the roof. Cold sores are sores on your lips


tseokii

Omg, it's me. I talked about my canker sores a lot (because I get them a lot) before realizing that literally everyone I talked to immediately interpreted that as a synonym for "cold sore". I've never had a cold sore! I call them mouth ulcers too now, since that's what they are.


ManOrReddit-man

Never drank Bailey's out of a shoe?


ChimichangaTrashbag

Ya wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?


Kimber85

You seen my downstairs mix up.


ChimichangaTrashbag

Yeah, uhh... I didn't ask to see that, now did I?


Plantbitch

It seems like other people are mind blown by this, but it happens to me sometimes too. Random semi-blisters on the insides of my lips, or sometimes right where my upper jaw meets my lower jaw . I mean whatever. They don’t hurt or itch and they aren’t raw. Just weird mouth stuff I guess.


Green_lantern63

r/holup


Muffinconsumer

bad sub


quinnstopher36

Right here officer. Take him away.


IronTek

Jolly Rancher…


VymI

no


oopsbeepdied

They look more like raspberry lips


unitedkingdombaby

That's what I thought, aparrantly the creator thought pink lemonade was more ✨ aesthetic ✨...?... Idk


Iamfinejustfine

its literally pink grapefruit.


deedee2344

Grapefruit lips just doesn't have the same ring, does it?


Enjoilife

[They do alright. ](https://youtu.be/oyMTEam-Jgc)


blanksix

>Now, when you grapefruit your man... Fruit should not be verbs.


the_ginger_fox

[You've obviously never been graped in the mouth before.](https://youtu.be/tmrDypTB_Y0)


windshadowislanders

I read that in Josh Peck's voice


frrrfreddd

Every time I see this video, I can't help but think of the time my buddy in highschool accidentally texted this to my dad trying to send it to me. I didn't think anything of it but like a week later we had grapefruit in the fridge and our family rarely ever ate grapefruit.


Naxikinz

In the back of my mind, I knew that video would return and haunt me again.


King_Zhe

Pink Lemonade is the name of the Instagram account. They're an aggregator of stuff from other designers and artists on Instagram. It's got nothing to do with what's shown in the image. This particular one is one they posted from @hannezaruma


FamilyStyle2505

Go figure Reddit fucked up a game of telephone.


PmMeIrises

Grapefruit


SQUID_FUCKER

Are blowjobs supposed to burn like this?


killit

Yep, grapefruit, orange, lemon, any citrus fruit really. Peel the layer of skin separating the segments, and it looks *just* like this.


daiwild

Pink lemonade can also be considered raspberry lemonade


StpdSxyFlndrs

There are pink lemons. I have a pink lemon tree. When I cut the lemons they are pink inside. That said, the juice is not pink.


Accident_Pedo

Quite frankly I'm not disgusted at all. I'm perceiving these "lips" as berry treats and would love to just eat them. Now that I've actually shared that thought out loud it does sound a bit weird though.


wilhelm-cruel

Nuclear raspberries maybe?


WuweiWave

I think I need an adult. 🥺


tullbabes

I AM AN ADULT


WuweiWave

Will you hold my hand please? The lady’s bulbous lips are scary...


ImAOneTrackLover

Bulbous, heaving, bouncing lips.


DecisivelyArbitrary

r/menwritingwomen ?


Thermashock

NAAAAIIIILLLLL


limorekt

KICKIZZ ASSSSSSSSS


tullbabes

Yes super Kami guru….


BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB_BB

I SAW A BIRDD


tullbabes

It was pretty, kick its ass.


DirtyPotatoPeople

You're not fooling anyone. You are clearly three kids stacked on top of each other in a trench coat.


lesser_panjandrum

I need a different adult.


UnravelledLife

I only hit you because I have pent up agression towards your father....take that.


Bratlawd

Correction: You need a *supervising* adult. They can be very, very different things.


EnchantedNeuro

You’re not my supervisor!


MSeanF

They look freshly peeled after a wicked sunburn.


unitedkingdombaby

This made me physically recoil... Wow


Harleyquincey

Imagine sticking a piece of very thin paper on it and ripping it off?


ComfortableRaspberry

Who TF hurt you so bad, you had to do this to me?!


KittenPurrs

For years I had a recurring nightmare every few months. The dream would always start differently but it would always be one of those boring normal day kind of dreams. Then I'd see a little flake of dry skin on me, and try to brush or scratch it off. A huge swath of skin would peel away leaving behind something that looked like a torn segment of grapefruit. I'd wake up after either peeling a few pieces away or trying to stick the skin back in place. It's been probably a decade since I last had the nightmare, but these fucking lips may be just the push it needed to come back.


MadManMorbo

So I spent a year in Antarctica working on a thing. One day we had an assignment to pull various types of gear out of buildings left on sea ice for the winter. Which meant going from building to building on foot on sea ice - with an ambient temp of -40, and the sea ice - being frozen salt water- probably being even colder than that. I wore boots rated to -70, but all that walking around - i sweat in my boots - later when I'd gotten back to the dorms, I got to see that 3 things had happened. 1. I'd developed a blister under the callouses in my foot.. 2. The fluid in the blister had expanded, frozen, and ultimately burst - but because of the temp, I just felt a dull coldness... 3. The entire calloused surface of my foot sole peeled off, in one giant piece.. easily 1/8th of an inch thick... exposing red, but surprisingly soft foot flesh. Had to wear an extra sock on that foot the rest of the season.


KittenPurrs

Three things about me: 1. I'm a 40+ year old ex suburban housewife, 2. I subscribe to r/antarctica, and 3. A few years ago, my current SO asked me what my unattainable dream was, and I told him "just one over-winter on The Ice," which confused the hell out of him since I hate winter in the Midwest and had never mentioned dreams of Antartica previously. I'll never get down there, but if that nightmare comes back, I'll choose to believe it's because a version of me in a parallel universe suffered your fate. Also: Ew, and I'm sorry you dealt with that. Hope it was still worthwhile.


MadManMorbo

It was the single most extraordinary, and surreal experience of my entire life… so there’s that. I hope you didn’t give up on the dream, you’re by no means too old to work down there. I was 38 when I went. If you do IT work, you can contract through GHGCorp.com , if you can do anything else, I think the contractor is PAE. There are 4 month summer contracts, 8-10 month ‘Winter’ contracts, and 11-12 month contracts that were largely for the fire fighters.. Be prepared to be vastly over qualified for whatever role you apply for. When I went we had PhDs washing dishes in the kitchen because that was the only role they could get. If you can’t supply a purpose down there, you don’t get to go. If selected you’ll undergo the most complete physical you’ve ever heard of. If you have any issues that may require health care that requires more than aspirin, and stitches - you’ll have to get it fixed before you go. I had to get a root canal before I went as an example. If selected for a winter contract, expect a full psych evaluation and panel to make sure you can take the insane strain of the winter isolation. 2% pass. Summer contracts are largely in 24/7 daylight. Winter contracts are about a month of 24/7 daylight, and 7-8ish months of total darkness.


KittenPurrs

I'm a former lab bench-nerd who now shuffles papers, so I'm not exactly in high demand down there. And currently I have ill elderly parents to think about, so I can't reasonably disappear for even a couple months. I had two windows in time I could have persued this, but I believe I've missed my chance. I do appreciate the info though and hope someone who's been thinking about it recognizes that there's no time like present to take the chance and apply. The worst that can happen is you get denied, and even *that* makes an interesting conversation piece.


CactaurJack

There is absolutely no way, I'm taking a MASSIVE stab in the dark, but were you down there around 2014-2016(?)ish? I may have worked on a case that brought you up. This would have been under the prevue of NSF and NOAA, and I know there's many stations down there, but your post clicked something in my memory


MadManMorbo

Winter 2016’


CactaurJack

God damn, this is a trip. The internet is so huge and so tiny at the same time. Those cases were so damn odd compared to what I normally did, spending time at the research stations, especially wintering there seems... I don't know the word, harrowing. I gotta know though, did you guys make as many jokes about "The Thing" as I hope you would?


MadManMorbo

Before or after the back to back movie marathon of ‘The Thing From Another World’, ‘John Carpenter’s The Thing’, and the 2011 remake that they’d play at the onset of darkness? Surprisingly few Thing jokes. Fortunately though dogs have been banned from US Stations since the 90’s.


CactaurJack

You have no idea how much this has brightened my day, I knew you guys were some weirdos, but that's just the absolute best! When I did cases about the Antarctic US stations, everyone was so empathetic, like, "Yeah, he flew off the rails, but this place gets to you" I always felt like I was listening to people on another planet, and during the winter, it may as well be.


BrumousVista

Thanks, I will never fucking sleep from now on.


KittenPurrs

Happy to help. Sleep is for the weak.


drcrunknasty

Yep, that’s what I thought too


ImAOneTrackLover

When you accidentally peel too much skin and pull the layer of living skin off with the dead.


LaunchesKayaks

My lips got sunburned a week ago and they were red af and so swollen. Took 3 days of applying witch hazel for them to calm tf down. Now I'm just trying to moisturize because they're so dry. It was a terrible time and my sunburn wasn't even super bad.


_AlreadyTaken_

Grapefruit lips


amdaly10

I thought somebody had stuck slices of grapefruit to their face.


clamroll

I legit think this is just thinly sliced grapefruit trimmed, and put on lips.


Doesanybodylikestuff

It is. I’m right there with you.


CrippledBalls

100% too apparent to be creeped out


GalaxyClassNerd

I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what they did.


iiAzido

Makes the grapefruit method a *lot* easier


TheAwwwssassin

Oh man, I haven't thought of that video in YEARS


ChadwickTheSniffer

Watch it again. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JzG0WihHtI


soda_cookie

First thing that came to my mind. Second was: f that


EattaCheesepaw

I read the words "pink lemonade lips" and I think "is it cute?" I take one look at the picture and I immediately think "not cute".


grampabutterball

More like blood orange lips?


megashedinja

It’s fucking red.


EattaCheesepaw

Or grapefruit


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Fun fact, almost everybody has one strain of herpes.


Karzons

Is it possible to collect them all?


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Fun fact #2. Most people with herpes experience no symptoms and don't know they're infected until they get a blood test for antibodies.


dahanger

[Kevin the sea cucumber](https://i.imgur.com/714VK55.jpg)


Iamfinejustfine

oh god. That is kevins butthole. Sea cucumbers eat and deficate out of the same hole.


NewShinyCD

Holy shit, I understand that episode now. He’s literally talking out of his ass.


unitedkingdombaby

Hahahaha


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This is taking [how to grapefruit your man](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E40wSRzBU0I) to a whole new level.


MrDubious

What the fuck did I just watch?


[deleted]

The best BJ you'll never receive.


RNGeebs

Me and my girlfriend in college actually tried this and it was bad, like just sticky juice everywhere and didn’t feel better than normal


Amazing-Window-346

What even is this?


lvandering

It’s just pink grapefruit.


BeefyFeefy

Pink grapefruit, what, glued to her lips? I need specifics about what this is. Unless this isn't even real and I've been bamboozled


yelloscarface

Yep one for r/TIHI


Abombinnation

Why is it a thing to look like you have an infectious disease


UhOhSparklepants

It’s not. It’s make up art. It’s not meant as an everyday look, just a thing for photos.


quaybored

They do it for themselves


Cabarnet_and_Kush

[What I assume the artist's inspiration was](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2F600x315%2Ffd%2Fb0%2F83%2Ffdb083f75cccf82e29e617e84ac6f96e.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F186547609542032569%2F&tbnid=rd__Ka95e7CHPM&vet=12ahUKEwiZzbagua7xAhWoip4KHUPVDGsQMygAegUIARDGAQ..i&docid=rqTkus-koIkkMM&w=600&h=315&itg=1&q=big%20lip%20fish%20spongebob&client=safari&ved=2ahUKEwiZzbagua7xAhWoip4KHUPVDGsQMygAegUIARDGAQ)


Skatykats

Definitely not brave enough to click that


ChaoticxSerenity

/r/popping?


BJOURN666

It looks like exposed muscle dude. Just no.


gaylurking

😬


Electronic_Wolf_1444

the magic is that she blistered uniformly and perfectly.


jenovakitty

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING GOD NO


Agent_Scully9114

Cannot unsee 😬


Perle1234

Looks more like HPV to me.


Halflifefan123

I dont mind this at all 🤷‍♂️ looks tasty


jserrr

Link to the creator?


iushciuweiush

More like Red Grapefruit.


kittymudface

So... grapefruit lips?


AstartesFartes

Looks like an allergic reaction


OsbertOfBebbanburg

Why do I like it... I just wanna.. bite em lol


Sawses

My eczema looked kinds like that when it was really bad. Juicy too.


Lilith-Rising

I would like to take a pin to all of that


ohdearitsrichardiii

It might be a tumour


Kryzilla

*screams in cold sore* (」゚ロ゚)」


blacksmithingbro

This looks like a chemical burn. Im so uncomfortable


cuteymeow

This lady really be out there eating raspberries, and is like: what if I made my lips look like this?


Zorukia

WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT AAAAAAAAA


VanGoghsSeveredEar

Omg im gonna puke


prone2wand3r

Thanks, I hate it.


yurimow31

it makes me feel unconfortable in a cannibalistic kind of way