Oh my fucking god that made me so fucking uncomfortable. STOP FUELING INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS
When Jared gets new lips
Here come the shame spirals….
Second time in one day! Another enjoyable trip down a botched rabbit hole..
I imagined it was gonna be a different Jared and that idea was much more disturbing. This in contrast was welcome.
Never heard of the show, but I think I need to check it out now
Oh fuck right off mate
Say you're Australian without saying you're Australian
I was born in Australia.
There, that wasn't so hard,
I’m Texan and say the same thing m8
you say that you're australian?
I have the most fucking confusing mix of northern us, a good bit of southern us and touch of Canadian accent that throws people off.
And then you gotta suck the juices out. Can't let it go to waste.
Jesus Christ, I was eating...
Is it citrus juice ?
Yeah, that's it. Citrus juice. That's all it is. Go ahead. Citrus juice!
I bet it tastes like pink lemonade. I kinda want a glass now. Not cold, but warm, as if freshly harvested from some lips. Maybe a little bit of pulp
It looks like the blisters from a really bad sunburn
I just think it looks like raspberries
At first I was grossed out but now I'm Back on board.
I hope this doesn’t awake anything in me…
I hope it *does*
Imagine licking those lips afterwards and collecting the dew that weeps out
Nah, imagine dragging them between your teeth popping them as they are forced through.
"Imagine popping each one of these citrus fruits with a sewing needle".
Thank you for redeeming this post. 😅🙏
That seems satisfying
The real question is, do you put salt or a sugar on them?
Ribbed for your pleasure
You sir. Are…… exactly as fucked as me. Get the fuck out you sick bastard
That. That would actually fuckin rock. *casually saves post*
You may have [Trypophobia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trypophobia).
If you see herpes lips like this and fear them I don’t think it’s a phobia, it’s a survival instinct
This is not anything like what herpes looks like
Welp, I've gotten cold sores all my life and *yep* this is almost exactly what it looks like. Not usually to this extent, thank God
Yeah, these are pretty damn zoster-riffic.
This is literally just bits of ruby red grapefruit photoshopped on someone's mouth. It doesn't look like herpes at all.
The fact that you needed to even clarify this is mindblowing. I feel I am outgrowing this website.
Nope! I have a fear of paper cuts but good guess.
I'm afraid of widths
How do you get around that?
I go to great lengths to avoid the problem. It's the height of inconvenience.
I’d like to have a more in-depth conversation about this.
I dunno, it's a weighty topic.
Agree, the sheer volume of it is impressive at the very least.
I feel like we’re still skirting around the perimeter of the source of the matter.
Yep, I totally do, and that link is staying blue!
Edit: so FOMO got the best of me and I clicked. Saw lotus seed pod and noped right the fuck out.
Ologies listener huh? Don't think this qualifies.
Then don’t look at this post
i didn’t find that too bad honestly, it’s mostly the texture of the original post
Reminds me of Jim Carrey I in living color. He played a body building woman (forget the characters name) that burns her lips with a curling iron to get nice full plump lips lol!… this is gross too though.
Vera de Milo. Loved those sketches.
Red.... quick whats the opposite if waffles?
Ohhhh fuuuuck ooooofff
Well i definitely dont wanna fuck it sooooo
Oh, man.... I couldn't make up my mind.... Would biting into those result in a juicy fruity spray on your tongue or would it be more like biting into a plasma-filled blister?
I think they are both nearly identical, but one has a nice flavor and the other has this weird citrus tang to it.
Okay. And you know this how🤔
never got a random blister on the inside of your mouth?
Edit: Canker sore
Excuse me what
Never accidentally bit the inside of your lip?
It’s the literal worst. Every time I do that, it turns into a canker sore. I’ve learned to just call them ulcers or people will automatically think herpes.
You and me both. I swear. I get em all the time and I have great dental hygiene. Fuckers *really* hurt.
Best advice I ever got: when you have a canker sore, use toothpaste that DOES NOT contain sodium lauryl sulfate. It is the ingredient that causes the toothpaste to foam, so it is really unnecessary, and it causes canker sores to burn and sting when you brush your teeth. I used to get massive canker sores constantly when I had braces, and my orthodontist told me this. You usually have to look around the "organic" or "all natural" toothpastes to find it, and it tends to be a little more expensive than regular, but it is so worth it to not have the extra pain.
Remind them that canker sore != cold sore.
Canker sores in inflammation inside your mouth, typically on the roof.
Cold sores are sores on your lips
Omg, it's me.
I talked about my canker sores a lot (because I get them a lot) before realizing that literally everyone I talked to immediately interpreted that as a synonym for "cold sore". I've never had a cold sore!
I call them mouth ulcers too now, since that's what they are.
Never drank Bailey's out of a shoe?
Ya wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?
You seen my downstairs mix up.
Yeah, uhh... I didn't ask to see that, now did I?
It seems like other people are mind blown by this, but it happens to me sometimes too. Random semi-blisters on the insides of my lips, or sometimes right where my upper jaw meets my lower jaw . I mean whatever. They don’t hurt or itch and they aren’t raw. Just weird mouth stuff I guess.
Right here officer. Take him away.
They look more like raspberry lips
That's what I thought, aparrantly the creator thought pink lemonade was more ✨ aesthetic ✨...?... Idk
its literally pink grapefruit.
Grapefruit lips just doesn't have the same ring, does it?
[They do alright. ](https://youtu.be/oyMTEam-Jgc)
>Now, when you grapefruit your man...
Fruit should not be verbs.
[You've obviously never been graped in the mouth before.](https://youtu.be/tmrDypTB_Y0)
I read that in Josh Peck's voice
Every time I see this video, I can't help but think of the time my buddy in highschool accidentally texted this to my dad trying to send it to me. I didn't think anything of it but like a week later we had grapefruit in the fridge and our family rarely ever ate grapefruit.
In the back of my mind, I knew that video would return and haunt me again.
Pink Lemonade is the name of the Instagram account. They're an aggregator of stuff from other designers and artists on Instagram. It's got nothing to do with what's shown in the image. This particular one is one they posted from @hannezaruma
Go figure Reddit fucked up a game of telephone.
Are blowjobs supposed to burn like this?
Yep, grapefruit, orange, lemon, any citrus fruit really. Peel the layer of skin separating the segments, and it looks *just* like this.
Pink lemonade can also be considered raspberry lemonade
There are pink lemons. I have a pink lemon tree. When I cut the lemons they are pink inside. That said, the juice is not pink.
Quite frankly I'm not disgusted at all.
I'm perceiving these "lips" as berry treats and would love to just eat them. Now that I've actually shared that thought out loud it does sound a bit weird though.
Nuclear raspberries maybe?
I think I need an adult. 🥺
I AM AN ADULT
Will you hold my hand please? The lady’s bulbous lips are scary...
Bulbous, heaving, bouncing lips.
Yes super Kami guru….
I SAW A BIRDD
It was pretty, kick its ass.
You're not fooling anyone. You are clearly three kids stacked on top of each other in a trench coat.
I need a different adult.
I only hit you because I have pent up agression towards your father....take that.
Correction: You need a *supervising* adult.
They can be very, very different things.
You’re not my supervisor!
They look freshly peeled after a wicked sunburn.
This made me physically recoil... Wow
Imagine sticking a piece of very thin paper on it and ripping it off?
Who TF hurt you so bad, you had to do this to me?!
For years I had a recurring nightmare every few months. The dream would always start differently but it would always be one of those boring normal day kind of dreams. Then I'd see a little flake of dry skin on me, and try to brush or scratch it off. A huge swath of skin would peel away leaving behind something that looked like a torn segment of grapefruit. I'd wake up after either peeling a few pieces away or trying to stick the skin back in place.
It's been probably a decade since I last had the nightmare, but these fucking lips may be just the push it needed to come back.
So I spent a year in Antarctica working on a thing.
One day we had an assignment to pull various types of gear out of buildings left on sea ice for the winter. Which meant going from building to building on foot on sea ice - with an ambient temp of -40, and the sea ice - being frozen salt water- probably being even colder than that.
I wore boots rated to -70, but all that walking around - i sweat in my boots - later when I'd gotten back to the dorms, I got to see that 3 things had happened.
1. I'd developed a blister under the callouses in my foot..
2. The fluid in the blister had expanded, frozen, and ultimately burst - but because of the temp, I just felt a dull coldness...
3. The entire calloused surface of my foot sole peeled off, in one giant piece.. easily 1/8th of an inch thick... exposing red, but surprisingly soft foot flesh. Had to wear an extra sock on that foot the rest of the season.
Three things about me:
1. I'm a 40+ year old ex suburban housewife,
2. I subscribe to r/antarctica, and
3. A few years ago, my current SO asked me what my unattainable dream was, and I told him "just one over-winter on The Ice," which confused the hell out of him since I hate winter in the Midwest and had never mentioned dreams of Antartica previously.
I'll never get down there, but if that nightmare comes back, I'll choose to believe it's because a version of me in a parallel universe suffered your fate.
Also: Ew, and I'm sorry you dealt with that. Hope it was still worthwhile.
It was the single most extraordinary, and surreal experience of my entire life… so there’s that.
I hope you didn’t give up on the dream, you’re by no means too old to work down there. I was 38 when I went.
If you do IT work, you can contract through GHGCorp.com , if you can do anything else, I think the contractor is PAE.
There are 4 month summer contracts, 8-10 month ‘Winter’ contracts, and 11-12 month contracts that were largely for the fire fighters..
Be prepared to be vastly over qualified for whatever role you apply for. When I went we had PhDs washing dishes in the kitchen because that was the only role they could get. If you can’t supply a purpose down there, you don’t get to go.
If selected you’ll undergo the most complete physical you’ve ever heard of. If you have any issues that may require health care that requires more than aspirin, and stitches - you’ll have to get it fixed before you go. I had to get a root canal before I went as an example.
If selected for a winter contract, expect a full psych evaluation and panel to make sure you can take the insane strain of the winter isolation. 2% pass.
Summer contracts are largely in 24/7 daylight. Winter contracts are about a month of 24/7 daylight, and 7-8ish months of total darkness.
I'm a former lab bench-nerd who now shuffles papers, so I'm not exactly in high demand down there. And currently I have ill elderly parents to think about, so I can't reasonably disappear for even a couple months. I had two windows in time I could have persued this, but I believe I've missed my chance. I do appreciate the info though and hope someone who's been thinking about it recognizes that there's no time like present to take the chance and apply. The worst that can happen is you get denied, and even *that* makes an interesting conversation piece.
There is absolutely no way, I'm taking a MASSIVE stab in the dark, but were you down there around 2014-2016(?)ish? I may have worked on a case that brought you up. This would have been under the prevue of NSF and NOAA, and I know there's many stations down there, but your post clicked something in my memory
God damn, this is a trip. The internet is so huge and so tiny at the same time. Those cases were so damn odd compared to what I normally did, spending time at the research stations, especially wintering there seems... I don't know the word, harrowing.
I gotta know though, did you guys make as many jokes about "The Thing" as I hope you would?
Before or after the back to back movie marathon of ‘The Thing From Another World’, ‘John Carpenter’s The Thing’, and the 2011 remake that they’d play at the onset of darkness?
Surprisingly few Thing jokes. Fortunately though dogs have been banned from US Stations since the 90’s.
You have no idea how much this has brightened my day, I knew you guys were some weirdos, but that's just the absolute best!
When I did cases about the Antarctic US stations, everyone was so empathetic, like, "Yeah, he flew off the rails, but this place gets to you" I always felt like I was listening to people on another planet, and during the winter, it may as well be.
Thanks, I will never fucking sleep from now on.
Happy to help. Sleep is for the weak.
Yep, that’s what I thought too
When you accidentally peel too much skin and pull the layer of living skin off with the dead.
My lips got sunburned a week ago and they were red af and so swollen. Took 3 days of applying witch hazel for them to calm tf down. Now I'm just trying to moisturize because they're so dry. It was a terrible time and my sunburn wasn't even super bad.
I thought somebody had stuck slices of grapefruit to their face.
I legit think this is just thinly sliced grapefruit trimmed, and put on lips.
It is. I’m right there with you.
100% too apparent to be creeped out
I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what they did.
Makes the grapefruit method a *lot* easier
Oh man, I haven't thought of that video in YEARS
Watch it again.
First thing that came to my mind. Second was: f that
I read the words "pink lemonade lips" and I think "is it cute?"
I take one look at the picture and I immediately think "not cute".
More like blood orange lips?
It’s fucking red.
Fun fact, almost everybody has one strain of herpes.
Is it possible to collect them all?
Fun fact #2. Most people with herpes experience no symptoms and don't know they're infected until they get a blood test for antibodies.
[Kevin the sea cucumber](https://i.imgur.com/714VK55.jpg)
oh god. That is kevins butthole. Sea cucumbers eat and deficate out of the same hole.
Holy shit, I understand that episode now. He’s literally talking out of his ass.
This is taking [how to grapefruit your man](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E40wSRzBU0I) to a whole new level.
What the fuck did I just watch?
The best BJ you'll never receive.
Me and my girlfriend in college actually tried this and it was bad, like just sticky juice everywhere and didn’t feel better than normal
What even is this?
It’s just pink grapefruit.
Pink grapefruit, what, glued to her lips? I need specifics about what this is. Unless this isn't even real and I've been bamboozled
Yep one for r/TIHI
Why is it a thing to look like you have an infectious disease
It’s not. It’s make up art. It’s not meant as an everyday look, just a thing for photos.
They do it for themselves
[What I assume the artist's inspiration was](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2F600x315%2Ffd%2Fb0%2F83%2Ffdb083f75cccf82e29e617e84ac6f96e.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F186547609542032569%2F&tbnid=rd__Ka95e7CHPM&vet=12ahUKEwiZzbagua7xAhWoip4KHUPVDGsQMygAegUIARDGAQ..i&docid=rqTkus-koIkkMM&w=600&h=315&itg=1&q=big%20lip%20fish%20spongebob&client=safari&ved=2ahUKEwiZzbagua7xAhWoip4KHUPVDGsQMygAegUIARDGAQ)
Definitely not brave enough to click that
It looks like exposed muscle dude. Just no.
the magic is that she blistered uniformly and perfectly.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING GOD NO
Cannot unsee 😬
Looks more like HPV to me.
I dont mind this at all 🤷♂️ looks tasty
Link to the creator?
More like Red Grapefruit.
So... grapefruit lips?
Looks like an allergic reaction
Why do I like it... I just wanna.. bite em lol
My eczema looked kinds like that when it was really bad. Juicy too.
I would like to take a pin to all of that
It might be a tumour
*screams in cold sore* (」ﾟﾛﾟ)｣
This looks like a chemical burn. Im so uncomfortable
This lady really be out there eating raspberries, and is like: what if I made my lips look like this?
WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT AAAAAAAAA
Omg im gonna puke
Thanks, I hate it.
it makes me feel unconfortable in a cannibalistic kind of way