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vogelbekdier

awful execution too. this is a poorly done tattoo.


bathtubjoker

I know. The hair doesn't even look real. /s just in case.


mamawantsallama

I think it's good enough that I would be worried if he ever gets sent to prison


[deleted]

Worried? Hell, that's a huge money maker! A pack of Kools, and you can ride the armpit girl!


UN16783498213

#Money-pit


st0rmbr1ng3r

Angry upvote


flip314

Cockpit


mamawantsallama

Clever


Nerfo2

Ick.


VelourMongoose

Ikr? Kools are gross…. Edit because my phone autocorrected to “looks” for some dumb reason… 🙄


SeaGroomer

At least get some American Spirit menthols, those are the shit compared to regular menthols.


kptkrunch

Idk how much American Spirits cost in prison.. but knowing how much they cost in real life makes me suspect I couldn't afford them.. or wouldn't want to anyway


kyocera_miraie_f

ok this is cursed


Rex_Ivan

I get what he was going for. The whole ["Sailor Jerry"](https://sailorjerry.com//assets/Presents-Scotland/sailor-jerry-presents-scotland-header.jpg) look. A part of that whole style is that it's supposed to look like a cartoon out of the 1920's.


SeaGroomer

Clearly. But one leg is beefy and thicc af while the other is waifish and thin. Are we *really* supposed to believe these two legs belong to the *same woman??*


Rex_Ivan

You got me there. But maybe he was flexing his arm, making that one leg look thicc, and also causing the blood engorged muscles to bleed more readily into the color of the reddened "thigh" picture. I dunno. That's all I got.


vogelbekdier

came here to say this. as someone with SEVERAL sailor jerry style tattoos on my sleeve, there is a big difference between a Sailor Jerry style tattoo and simply trash execution.


rogwastaken

r/ATAAE


Jeriahswillgdp

Looks like she stayed in that position all day on the beach.


extraducksauce

looks like salami


floppywiener17

I’ve seen much worse.


KableAudio

This image is old, from like 25 years ago.


Stt022

“Don’t believe everything you see on the internet” - Abraham Lincoln


KableAudio

All you have to do is search it.


LLKroniq

The fact that it was done in the late 90s explains an awful lot.


ExWaifuPillow

Late 90s was the resurrection of poor standards


BlkDwg85

The 80s - “am I a joke to you”


Rex_Ivan

Up until the early 2000's one-up'ed it.


the_beasty_boy21

That was Adolf Hitler you fucking lying piece of shit


ZedFraunce

Damn. Abraham Lincoln was telling it how it was. Wish I could go back to 1532 to meet him.


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landwalker1

That third one looks like frog legs.


SeaGroomer

yea but like, *sexy* frog legs.


landwalker1

Nah, just your standard yummy fried frog legs.


Beitlejoose

Or like a fucking Tribble with legs


ApeWatcher

Exactly at least as old as the internet


BangThyHead

u/repostsleuthbot Didn't find anything. So I'm guessing this is just a new image of an old idea.


Jeriahswillgdp

25? That's super old. Did they even have cameras way back then?


K-Mark

No sir I know the tat shop that posted this. Unless it was posted as a joke.


proudsoul

Even if they did just post it. The tattoo does not fit the "but great execution" part of this sub.


K-Mark

Upvotes say different


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K-Mark

Don’t think I’m allowed to dox em like that. Not sure if it’s in the rules or not. If this gets big I’ll do the mods with proof.


thewhiterosequeen

I just don't believe an actual company recently posted this image. You could post the image with the date and scratch out the name


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K-Mark

Lol lots of subs have rules about posting stuff like that. I’m not gonna post their establishment so y’all Reddit nerds can harass them. If a mod reaches out I will verify proof. I don’t care how many downvotes y’all give me I’m not just gonna put the places name out there.


bottomofleith

If they posted it on their own **public** IG feed, what's the issue?


K-Mark

Folks on Reddit harassing them. They don’t deserve it.


bottomofleith

So slagging them off on Reddit anonymously is fine, but you don't want to hurt their feelings?!


K-Mark

Yessir.


vincoug

Read the rules. Specifically rule 8.


bottomofleith

Why would I read the rules of a sub I'm not posting OC on? Thanks for answering the question though, appreciated.


Iggy_Pops_Lost_Shirt

Not revealing a tattoo shop that OP is near for privacy reasons, for the shop or for OP themselves, is far from a dumb reason


Baconink

Fucking do it so people know that they do shit work


K-Mark

No, I don’t want people on here to harass them


meghonsolozar

This picture is so old it has grandchildren


HelloItsMoe

Is…is that HIM from Powerpuff Girls..?


AITAModsArePussies

why yeeeeeeeeeessssssss


furie1335

The legs are uneven


msndrstdmstrmnd

And butts don’t look like that from between the legs


SammichParade

Yeah the legs are backward. Like we're seeing the outside of each leg.


sambutha

yeah the butts are uneven too


jhiggs909

LOOK AT ME!!! I LIKE WOMEN!!! I AM SO SECURE WITH MY SEXUALITY!!! NO COMPENSATION HERE


DrStinkbeard

NOW SHUT UP AND FUCK MY ARMPIT


SpamShot5

The tatussy


Butrus666

Local as Earth local?


Nikas_intheknow

Hahahaha


knupknup

Nah, it's local as in it's only known in that town. Like "area man".


strawbrmoon

That’s a lot of “ouch” for a stooopid joke. &, Hope it was a “we do coverups” as...


gutsonmynuts

Don't end up in prison or they're going to use your underarm as a sex toy.


LLKroniq

If someone on the outside's not already doing so.


Schnitzelguru

Nah, he's just ready for a fancy Pajala 69. Lick your armpit and jerk off. /a Swede


ez_as_31416

Can't wait until he tries to explain this to his daughters.


Mkitty760

Yeah, I've never understood these people's inability to look forward in their lives. Or to even consider the people currently in their lives. I'm sure his mother, grandmother, or wife were really happy about this life decision. If they really were, they are the kind of people I hope to never have to meet.


Midi_to_Minuit

I like how you’ve written off from meeting three whole people because of a hypothetical scenario surrounding a dumb meme lmao


jandrese

This tattoo seems like pretty good insurance against procreating.


fuck_fate_love_hate

I’ve seen this done before and it’s always dumb. But this one looks like they were going for HIM from the powerpuff girls. Why is the leg skin RED


LLKroniq

It would be a good tat if the rest of HIM was on the guy's chest. \[brain gears turn\]


CuteAffect

Why yo eyes red My eyes yellow


thegreateyebrows

The whole legs on the pit tatoo has been a thing for a long time.


GGGinNYC

This is NOT great execution


Harak_June

r/ATAE


lol2haha

/r/dontputyourdickinthat


ChristoWhat

Why?


CherryCherry5

Not very good execution.


ChristoWhat

r/trashy


Robotaccountwinkwink

This has some heavy ‘Women won’t pay attention to me so they’re all whoresmydickistictacsized’ energy.


mrdisinterest

Why are her legs red? Is the fucking kool-aid man getting fresh with me?


bobswagiscool

patrick?


i-dont-use-caps

awful taste, okay execution.


mrswildnhairy

Yikes


SuperNigg4Man1899

yIKeS


Fox_ftw

One of his gross friends is gonna fuck and cum his armpit when he's passed out drunk. Guaranteed.


nleo8

does he get an armpit or bikini wax


foomy45

Since the cheeks are clearly facing towards us and not away, does that mean it's supposed to be a hairy asshole?


Reggierahrah

I actually thought of this tattoo as a 12 or 13 year old. What a shit execution though.


roselynn-jones

That is vile…. But not as vile as the Bart Simpson belly button butthole tattoo.


FlamingTrollz

###Someone wanted that, discussed that, paid for that… Okay. 😕


RyanGreatly

Does she have a skin condition? Such red thighs.


Father-O-Tool

Mary Mary quite contrary…


healthcrusade

Would smash


JoeMomma225

That's one way not to get butt raped in prison...


hownowhow

Oh course it's on his left armpit.


Farmgirl777

Nope.


PioneerStandard

FRAGILE


Unrelenting475

Must be Italian.


Trex252

https://i.imgur.com/e97wRy3.jpg Same guy?


MissAJHunter

Just...why?


arbosco1

Just chiming in to with a - this is awful in every way. By no stretch of the imagination is this a well done tattoo


2ndSnack

And some people wonder why they don't get dates...


MocheQQ

front facing buttcheecks moment


YourBoyStevieB

Quick! Pull the poor girl out from that guys armpit!


FeatheredSun

I'm going in hard. Prepare the armpit.


Routine_Palpitation

Would it be an armpit queef now?


Sahrata

Looks like a bad rendition of Patrick’s legs in the SpongeBob movie


Babi_Gurrl

Axilism.


skjellyfetti

Shit, this was done in some movie from the '70s and I'm fucked if I can come up with the title.


yesbutnotwithyou

r/mildlyvagina


JustHere4Attention

Well, that's enough internet for today.


ObbyDrWan

Emily, is that you?


t0mRiddl3

Good way to get your pits fucked. That's a dangerous game


whosinabunka

pls end my existence


86overMe

Old as sh*t design, so its only here bc of "cleaver but gross"...unoriginal and poorly excutied.


PuzzleheadedHabit913

Pfft. This is my favorite on this sub so far.


A_Cyd

Are those Lucy's legs? Been wait all day to open.


No_Scars

Thats the least fuckable armpit I've ever seem


dderrick417

😂😂😂😂😂


Evilmaze

It's not even good


sniperwolfjob

You're looking for r/ataae


GTX_Clownshoes

Smoking aces


long-duck-fong

Classic


Company_of_gyros

I know some guys who would be down with $5 ahead for 5 minutes with that underpit. Massage me for names! (No I did not miss type.”


Koujisan

Straight up [Tremor Brothers](https://youtu.be/gnSYvB0nlgE)


BlkDwg85

I’ve seen someone with this tattoo.


_Butts_Butts_Butts_

Taco Tuesday


lunchboxdeluxe

That is pretty fuckin' foul.


Reckless42

Is that a nut sack with legs?


GuaranteeOwn5108

I want to fuck that dudes armpit… from the back.


TheSheWhoSaidThats

I definitely thought those were on inner thighs and thought yyyyyeesh


sibemama

This isn’t particularly well executed. Sad because it’s huge.


EF_YEAH_XO

Tickle him


CVK327

Awful Taste But Awful Execution


blgiant

And? That is absolute shit work. That ass is wanky as hell


60477er

Classy shit right there


ZenPoet

For some reason, this reminds me of the time I was getting a tattoo done, the receptionist stepped out, so one of the free artists picked up the phone and had this exchange: "Thank you for calling **** tattoos, how can I help you? Do we tattoo dicks? Yeah, sure man, we will tattoo anyone!" *hangs up*


gottalottasay

They should post it on their competitor’s instagram,


usr_namechecksout

That's a great way to get your armpit fucked.


TheeFlipper

I have a friend who got this and another dumb tattoo when he was like 19. Now he has a daughter and I wonder how he plans to explain them to his daughter without sounding like a dickhead.


leotheking300

r/Atbae


scarabic

That is even an insult to armpits, let alone vaginas.


hapakal

dayum, that is awful all around lol


greenandsilver

A guy showed up with one of these in a London shop set up for a tattoo coverup series.


sparkmearse

Now that sir, is art.


Conscious_Scarcity_7

r/cringe, r/trashy, and r/badtattoos: Write that down! Write that down!


CeruleanDragon1

I spent a good 2 minutes trying to figure out what body part that tattoo was even on.


Dandelion_Bodies

Burn it to the ground


undedavenger

This is what I hate about tattoos lately. I don't mind a few tats, but at least think them out and don't permanently add stupidity to your body that the rest of us have to look at long after the joke stops being funny.


Heisenberg0712

My proudest fap


Cubankilla786

That’s kinda cool tho