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awful execution too. this is a poorly done tattoo.
I know. The hair doesn't even look real.
/s just in case.
I think it's good enough that I would be worried if he ever gets sent to prison
Worried? Hell, that's a huge money maker! A pack of Kools, and you can ride the armpit girl!
Ikr? Kools are gross….
Edit because my phone autocorrected to “looks” for some dumb reason… 🙄
At least get some American Spirit menthols, those are the shit compared to regular menthols.
Idk how much American Spirits cost in prison.. but knowing how much they cost in real life makes me suspect I couldn't afford them.. or wouldn't want to anyway
ok this is cursed
I get what he was going for. The whole ["Sailor Jerry"](https://sailorjerry.com//assets/Presents-Scotland/sailor-jerry-presents-scotland-header.jpg) look. A part of that whole style is that it's supposed to look like a cartoon out of the 1920's.
Clearly. But one leg is beefy and thicc af while the other is waifish and thin. Are we *really* supposed to believe these two legs belong to the *same woman??*
You got me there. But maybe he was flexing his arm, making that one leg look thicc, and also causing the blood engorged muscles to bleed more readily into the color of the reddened "thigh" picture.
I dunno. That's all I got.
came here to say this. as someone with SEVERAL sailor jerry style tattoos on my sleeve, there is a big difference between a Sailor Jerry style tattoo and simply trash execution.
Looks like she stayed in that position all day on the beach.
looks like salami
I’ve seen much worse.
This image is old, from like 25 years ago.
“Don’t believe everything you see on the internet” - Abraham Lincoln
All you have to do is search it.
The fact that it was done in the late 90s explains an awful lot.
Late 90s was the resurrection of poor standards
The 80s - “am I a joke to you”
Up until the early 2000's one-up'ed it.
That was Adolf Hitler you fucking lying piece of shit
Damn. Abraham Lincoln was telling it how it was. Wish I could go back to 1532 to meet him.
That third one looks like frog legs.
yea but like, *sexy* frog legs.
Nah, just your standard yummy fried frog legs.
Or like a fucking Tribble with legs
Exactly at least as old as the internet
Didn't find anything. So I'm guessing this is just a new image of an old idea.
25? That's super old. Did they even have cameras way back then?
No sir I know the tat shop that posted this. Unless it was posted as a joke.
Even if they did just post it. The tattoo does not fit the "but great execution" part of this sub.
Upvotes say different
Don’t think I’m allowed to dox em like that. Not sure if it’s in the rules or not. If this gets big I’ll do the mods with proof.
I just don't believe an actual company recently posted this image. You could post the image with the date and scratch out the name
Lol lots of subs have rules about posting stuff like that. I’m not gonna post their establishment so y’all Reddit nerds can harass them. If a mod reaches out I will verify proof. I don’t care how many downvotes y’all give me I’m not just gonna put the places name out there.
If they posted it on their own **public** IG feed, what's the issue?
Folks on Reddit harassing them. They don’t deserve it.
So slagging them off on Reddit anonymously is fine, but you don't want to hurt their feelings?!
Read the rules. Specifically rule 8.
Why would I read the rules of a sub I'm not posting OC on?
Thanks for answering the question though, appreciated.
Not revealing a tattoo shop that OP is near for privacy reasons, for the shop or for OP themselves, is far from a dumb reason
Fucking do it so people know that they do shit work
No, I don’t want people on here to harass them
This picture is so old it has grandchildren
Is…is that HIM from Powerpuff Girls..?
The legs are uneven
And butts don’t look like that from between the legs
Yeah the legs are backward. Like we're seeing the outside of each leg.
yeah the butts are uneven too
LOOK AT ME!!! I LIKE WOMEN!!! I AM SO SECURE WITH MY SEXUALITY!!! NO COMPENSATION HERE
NOW SHUT UP AND FUCK MY ARMPIT
Local as Earth local?
Nah, it's local as in it's only known in that town.
Like "area man".
That’s a lot of “ouch” for a stooopid joke. &, Hope it was a “we do coverups” as...
Don't end up in prison or they're going to use your underarm as a sex toy.
If someone on the outside's not already doing so.
Nah, he's just ready for a fancy Pajala 69.
Lick your armpit and jerk off.
Can't wait until he tries to explain this to his daughters.
Yeah, I've never understood these people's inability to look forward in their lives. Or to even consider the people currently in their lives. I'm sure his mother, grandmother, or wife were really happy about this life decision. If they really were, they are the kind of people I hope to never have to meet.
I like how you’ve written off from meeting three whole people because of a hypothetical scenario surrounding a dumb meme lmao
This tattoo seems like pretty good insurance against procreating.
I’ve seen this done before and it’s always dumb. But this one looks like they were going for HIM from the powerpuff girls. Why is the leg skin RED
It would be a good tat if the rest of HIM was on the guy's chest. \[brain gears turn\]
Why yo eyes red
My eyes yellow
The whole legs on the pit tatoo has been a thing for a long time.
This is NOT great execution
Not very good execution.
This has some heavy ‘Women won’t pay attention to me so they’re all whoresmydickistictacsized’ energy.
Why are her legs red? Is the fucking kool-aid man getting fresh with me?
awful taste, okay execution.
One of his gross friends is gonna fuck and cum his armpit when he's passed out drunk. Guaranteed.
does he get an armpit or bikini wax
Since the cheeks are clearly facing towards us and not away, does that mean it's supposed to be a hairy asshole?
I actually thought of this tattoo as a 12 or 13 year old. What a shit execution though.
That is vile…. But not as vile as the Bart Simpson belly button butthole tattoo.
###Someone wanted that, discussed that, paid for that…
Does she have a skin condition? Such red thighs.
Mary Mary quite contrary…
That's one way not to get butt raped in prison...
Oh course it's on his left armpit.
Must be Italian.
Just chiming in to with a - this is awful in every way. By no stretch of the imagination is this a well done tattoo
And some people wonder why they don't get dates...
front facing buttcheecks moment
Quick! Pull the poor girl out from that guys armpit!
I'm going in hard. Prepare the armpit.
Would it be an armpit queef now?
Looks like a bad rendition of Patrick’s legs in the SpongeBob movie
Shit, this was done in some movie from the '70s and I'm fucked if I can come up with the title.
Well, that's enough internet for today.
Emily, is that you?
Good way to get your pits fucked. That's a dangerous game
pls end my existence
Old as sh*t design, so its only here bc of "cleaver but gross"...unoriginal and poorly excutied.
Pfft. This is my favorite on this sub so far.
Are those Lucy's legs? Been wait all day to open.
Thats the least fuckable armpit I've ever seem
It's not even good
You're looking for r/ataae
I know some guys who would be down with $5 ahead for 5 minutes with that underpit. Massage me for names! (No I did not miss type.”
Straight up [Tremor Brothers](https://youtu.be/gnSYvB0nlgE)
I’ve seen someone with this tattoo.
That is pretty fuckin' foul.
Is that a nut sack with legs?
I want to fuck that dudes armpit… from the back.
I definitely thought those were on inner thighs and thought yyyyyeesh
This isn’t particularly well executed. Sad because it’s huge.
Awful Taste But Awful Execution
And? That is absolute shit work. That ass is wanky as hell
Classy shit right there
For some reason, this reminds me of the time I was getting a tattoo done, the receptionist stepped out, so one of the free artists picked up the phone and had this exchange:
"Thank you for calling **** tattoos, how can I help you?
Do we tattoo dicks?
Yeah, sure man, we will tattoo anyone!"
They should post it on their competitor’s instagram,
That's a great way to get your armpit fucked.
I have a friend who got this and another dumb tattoo when he was like 19. Now he has a daughter and I wonder how he plans to explain them to his daughter without sounding like a dickhead.
That is even an insult to armpits, let alone vaginas.
dayum, that is awful all around lol
A guy showed up with one of these in a London shop set up for a tattoo coverup series.
Now that sir, is art.
r/cringe, r/trashy, and r/badtattoos: Write that down! Write that down!
I spent a good 2 minutes trying to figure out what body part that tattoo was even on.
Burn it to the ground
This is what I hate about tattoos lately. I don't mind a few tats, but at least think them out and don't permanently add stupidity to your body that the rest of us have to look at long after the joke stops being funny.
My proudest fap
That’s kinda cool tho