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ToniBee63

Why?


NewlyNerfed

Marking territory, I’d guess. That’s what it is when I do it, anyway.


st-roy

Once,my husky had a piss off with a Husky pup on a tree. Back and forth 3 or 4 times until the pup took a shit like this on the tree. He definitely won that tree.


NewlyNerfed

I don’t think I could have witnessed this without dying of laughter.


RacketLuncher

Go to dog parks, there's always something hilarious going on


671927

Is it weird going to a dog park without a dog..?


lmaytulane

It's significantly less weird than going to a playground without a kid


HeartVoid

What about going to a women bathroom without a woman?


DONT-SUCK-ON-YOUR

STOP DOWNVOTING THIS POOR MAN HE DOESNT DESERVE IT


HeartVoid

I knew what I was going into, I'm prepared.


erayer

Just don't tell kids you lost your puppy and need help catching it.


671927

Hahahhaha 😂


cheesepopcorn2505

Idk I'm still waiting for the bomb to explode.


The_Foe_Hammer

My dog loves nothing better than a random human at the dog park. It's happened a few times and I swear he realizes he can have all their attention.


dkramer0313

some people are saying no. some people are saying yeah. idk whenever i go i always see some solo people and some larger groups. i bring my dog and gravitate towards the groups and chat with some people while we play fetch or something with our pups and let them run around together. ive met some really cool strangers and some really cool dogs. id say if you wanted to go i would just find the socialable people and start a chat. if theyre already talking to strangers, i dont think theyd mind one more. i know i wouldnt.


Brodgang

Probably depends if it’s an actual park that has a dog area, or if it’s only a park for dogs


blue-and-bluer

One of the dog parks in downtown Philly is underneath an elevated walkway, and people without dogs go up there and stand at the railing to watch all the doggos playing. I think it's great, like a built-in observation deck!


RacketLuncher

Kinda, yeah... Just hang outside the fence


671927

Like a weirdo. :D


Biteme123455

Yes it is haha


NewlyNerfed

Funny, I just found out about a nice one near me and I look forward to going when the weather permits. I love being around dogs, just don’t have the energy to care for one.


Nice-Violinist-6395

They’re also *expensive.* Like really, *really* expensive. So expensive it’s turned me off to the idea of having children entirely. 100% worth it though (Source: I adopted a 9 year old dog a few years ago lol)


rogue_noob

I think I found my next answer for when people ask me why I don't want kids "because I want to have a dog, I prefer them and they are nicer anyway" Edit : I forgot "also I can't afford both"


microwave333

Based and responsibility-pilled.


The_bestestusername

Hah. You've got me wondering what the antonym of based is. Trebled?


Defiant_Mercy

One time my ex took our dog to the dog park and he wouldn't stop shitting. Like he would waddle while squatting and just shit. He doesn't go to dog parks much anymore.


patruskaanna

Did your husband find a good Gastroenterologist?🤣


HighAsAngelTits

NOICE


j0a3k

You're the proud dog parent of a winner. Nobody can ever take that away from you.


GE15T

My trio will do this over a blade of grass. This is a regular occurrence.


Iredditfromwork

Yea, I totally agree, it’s m-wait what?


ideguyvcxgr

That explains why my dog does it :(((( I’m pretty sure he was in a cage his whole life before he was rescued by animal control and the police :(


Daypeacekeeper

If it makes you feel better, my old dog did it when he ran out if pee.


cindyscrazy

You joke, but my dad ACTUALLY does piss around the borders of our land (only an acre) to mark out what is his. He figures the other animals will stay away from the yard and his cat if they smell it. I'm REALLY glad we live in the woods.


SgtXD357

An acre? Dude drinks a LOT of water (or alcohol 😜)


PoffPoffPoff

Good to know others do that too.


melmsz

I've know people, guy people, that would urinate around the garden to keep the deer away but nothing like an acre. Cat dads.


Imayoutuber4hire

wait a second...


DorothyMantooth-

You can’t just poop on someone’s fence and claim it’s now your house!


SoftUnlucky2100

🤣😂🤣😂


ShroomanEvolution

Some dogs poop like this when they've been accustomed to being in a kennel for too long. They poop between the bars to keep it out of their area. Source: I used to work at an animal shelter.


Claymore357

That’s actually really sad


ShroomanEvolution

It is indeed.


Coffeepillow

What does it mean when my dog braces himself with one leg up? He’ll find a bush or a tree, lift one leg up, awkwardly brace it against the structure and do his business. Not all the time, but enough that people ask me what the fuck my dog is doing.


ShroomanEvolution

Some dogs are just heckin weird.


AdPuzzleheaded7399

My dog does that too! Not all the time, but he looks like he's doing yoga when he shits lol!


preachelectrick

Mine too 😂


veggiesaregreen

Show us a video :0


Coffeepillow

“Honey? Is the neighbor recording a video of his weird dog taking a dump?” “Seems that way.” “Are the kids inside?”


babsa90

I'm actually impressed. Really. It goes to show that dogs have a higher degree of spacial awareness, but also maybe lacking a certain degree of advanced empathy that they'd shit in their neighbour's kennel


Windyligth

If you were forced to shit in your cell or your neighbors which would you pick?


LEERROOOOYYYYY

Depends on what we each had for dinner I guess


fucking_unicorn

r/likeus …


Perfectionlumiere

My cousin has a chihuahua that does this that has never seen a kennel a day in his life. He’s just a weirdo. I have seen him balance a turd on a barbed wire fence.


TheThirdBlackGuy

I think they have the same "origin". The dogs don't want to live near their poop. In a kennel, they'll poop through the bars. A wire fence also works to separate them from their feces. My dog poops in the corner of the yard opposite from the house.


Kody_Z

I wish my dog had this habit. He will literally poop anywhere, and 50% of the time he steps in it either right after or the next time I let him out. I have to pick it up immediately, and watch him when he's going to make sure he doesn't step in it.


Quillybumbum

Imagine taking a shit then immediately stepping in it lmao your dog must really be in Lala land when he’s doing his business


Kody_Z

He really is. He's always got his nose in the air sniffing while doing anything. He also gets his front feet in weird positions sometimes when peeing and will literally pee all over his own feet.


MeatCommercial

My dog does this cause he's just a wierdo. Poops in bushes sometimes too and leaves christmas ornaments.


ShroomanEvolution

I love weird animals


brockoala

Me too except the part of diffusing their bombs.


Mystayk

I had a dog like this too, he always pooped in bushes


ItzSpiffy

Same, my pup loves to poop in the bushes but that's much more normal than how he used to poop. Mini story time: We used to have him poop on the side of our gravel driveway. The whole setup is a bit rustic so the driveway is just marked by a little row of 5x5 wooden block planks, the other side of which drops/dips lower into a small water drainage area grown over with various flora. At first he was good about just going to the edge of the gravel next to the wooden planks and pooping, but over the winter when the snow made it harder for him to find the line he got really, really finicky about his pooping process. He started trying to figure out how to straddle the wood or snow hump, and by spring he had worked his way up to always having to PERCH himself ON the plank and basically poop with his bum overhanging the gravel and his front half teetering over the little drainage area, which he would only do after testing a few different areas, losing either his interest or balance on the wood before moving on. He actually would rely on the tension in the leash to stay balanced so if we accidentally let too much tension out he would sometimes lose his balance lol . We got tired of this and have started walking him across to the trees, and have found he really likes to wander a couple feet in and drop em. He still takes forever to decide on just the right plant to shit on.


jaspsev

Too much coffee?


ItzSpiffy

Lol. I know you're just making a joke but cannot help the obligatory "actually, coffee is toxic for dogs". (Another story!:) I found this out when this very same pup chewed up one of my used keurig pods, and as new puppy owners we googled whether it was bad and next thing you know I was on the phone Animal Poison Control, who basically take down all the information, then cross reference it against statistics in their database before telling you whether you need to go to the vet. Luckily a single used pod was fine for a pup his size, especially since he was more interested in trying to chew the plastic rather than the coffee grinds. Anyways.


ethidium_bromide

Ugh my dog loves to lay eggs in bushes and leave me picking shitskabobs off the twigs with a plastic bag. Never been in a shelter or spent much time in a crate. He’s just special. It doesn’t help that he has a fluffy neck and long floofy tail. It’s a little disconcerting how much the silhouette looks like a chicken when he’s squatting over a nice dense bush.


smecal_fear

>shitskabobs I may never be able to say it the right way again


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jozzydan66

Username checks out?? But like on the opposite side of the spectrum.


frankylovee

That explains why my dog does it :(((( I’m pretty sure he was in a cage his whole life before he was rescued by animal control and the police :(


ToniBee63

I am now very angry at the humans who would do this to a dog


ShroomanEvolution

Yeah humans are pretty wack.


ToniBee63

I adopted a puppy mill dog some years ago. Didn’t know how to walk on grass or climb stairs. Just churning out cute puppies was her only job until she couldn’t do it anymore, then they dumped her. She had every parasite plus Heart worm & mammary tumors. I only had her 6 months but she was loved & treated like a Queen for all of those 6 months.


coolblue420

All the good in the world to you fellow human.


Xalbana

I just adopted a dog and he poops like this. I didn't know his former owners kept in a kennel. It's really sad. I take him out 2-3 times a day and he basically has free roaming in the house. He on occasion pees in the house, which is weird because we take him out often enough.


fucking_unicorn

My dog has never spent time in a kennel aside from our move to and from Hawaii. He loves shitting on random stuff. Wall, fence, plant leaves, a stick, traffic cone, etc. I theorize he’s bored and this is a chance for him to creatively express himself.


IHaveNoEgrets

"I call this one *Still Life in Traffic Cone and Processed Dog Food*."


dave-train

2-3 times is not enough for some dogs to go to the bathroom as much as they need to. Obviously age is a huge factor but individual dogs just have different clocks like we do. But I will say, if you just adopted him, it takes a pretty long time to adjust so hopefully he figures it out! I've seen variations of this rule a few times, seems like a nice very general rule of thumb: https://craftycanineclub.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/3-3-3-rule-for-adopting-a-new-rescue-dog.png


drock45

On the other hand, my dog barely spends time in crates but just really likes to poop right up next to fences. I think he feels secure with his exposed back to a wall, even if it’s chain link


diuge

Sometimes they eat it instead. :(


CassadeaDesi

My rescue dog does this but he spent 5 years on a chain attached to the doghouse. I was thinking that it's because he had limited space to move so he wanted to poop as far as possible. No idea if it's good explanation.


dumpsterfireofalife

Thank you. I was just looking for the reason some dogs would do that


holdonwhileipoop

omg, how sad.


wantonoboe

I’ve heard they do this when they need their anal glads expressed - the pressure from the surface reduces discomfort.


dfp12111

I had a Jack Russel that did this regularly and it baffled us. Only a year or so ago did I learn why she used to do it. Apparently if dogs poop like this, it’s a good sign that they were usually kept in a tight cage for long periods of time at some point in their early lives as they adapt this method of pooping in order to poop outside of the cage. Before we rescued her, that Jack Russel was a kept as a pure breed breeding dog in a cage, so the explanation lines up.


Bacon676

Dogs that grew up in kennels tend to have this behavior, keeps their poop off the floor away from their feet in the cages.


mookmerkin

If it's not on the ground, you don't have to pick it up!


octopoddle

Barksy.


[deleted]

too smart for reddit, sir


lighthoos

My Shibe does this sometimes too. What’s that about?


CrimsonRedPhoenix

Likely territorial marking. Mine is a crazy marker, especially at dog parks/other places where lots of dogs do to. He won't pay attention to anything else until he walked the entire perimeter and peed just a little drizzle at a time and pooped everywhere. He would squat up to like 10 times, even when there's nothing left. He poops on tree trunks, bushes, fences. Gotta get his scent as high as possible!


Holobolt

Trying for Leaderboard


CenterOfTheUniverse

This comment really deserves a lot more than 14 upvotes.


lighthoos

That makes so much sense. I can’t believe I didn’t even consider it. Thanks :)


HeatDishes

My shiba does the same thing


masivatack

Someone further up said that dogs that have been left in crates for too long will do this out of habit because they learned to poop between the bars of the crate to keep from soiling their space. That’s actually the only explanation that sounds plausible.


lighthoos

I got him when he was about 5 or 6, and I don’t know that much about his early life. Most of the time he poops normal? I’m disappointed that this mystery isn’t as clear cut as marking


lovelylechuza

My dog does this and spent about 2-3 weeks in a crate and it wasn’t until his testosterone kicked in (10 months) that he started doing this ( months after that brief crating ) so I think it’s more a marking territory and it goes with the idea of why they cock their leg- it’s all to mark as a taller dog.


MisanthropicZombie

> why they cock their leg- it’s all to mark as a taller dog. That explains why the Pomeranian I had liked to do handstands when he peed.


hisnameisbrock

My dog also always tries to poop as high up as he can. So annoying when it rolls down and hits his feet which I then have to clean.


Cranberryboglake

shibes are neurotic little freaks


chowmushi

My Shiba does that too. Wonder why they like to plant their butt and shit on the walls/fences like that?


AmezillaG

Mine used to like chain link fences. Made it impossible to clean up after a couple times.


MisanthropicZombie

So strange. My shiba never did this and now I am fining out it is pretty common.


TheTopTac0

Pressure washer!


seditioushamster

Is that what Tom hanks referred to as a sticky bomb?


SaltMineSpelunker

Materials differ slightly but the methods remain the same.


LoadedGull

Well, the little dude ain’t wearing socks anymore…


Pistonenvy

"its a bomb that sticks, a sticky bomb."


QuarantineSucksALot

It's not a bug, it's a *feature*


Awh0423

“Terrorists Win” - because I ain’t cleaning that up.


Perkonio

I can hear this clear as day from the R6S announcer


Kirbikon

Wait, R6? Wouldn't that be the CSGO announcer? Or maybe I just haven't been paying enough attention in Siege


RiFLE_

Shame...


Awh0423

It’s engrained in us…


SaltMineSpelunker

Wait… you are NOT supposed to poop like that? I owe my neighbors an apology.


aequitssaint

And to think that all this time I've been annoyed they were rude and never returned the gesture.


IamSoooDoneWithThis

Proper pooping protocol: #[⛳️📰🥴💩](https://i.makeagif.com/media/6-14-2018/agALyt.gif)


GerBoyHans

I love the way he makes his getaway, he looks so amused as if he said to himself 'ok, enough mischief for today'.


PastaToasties

/r/AnimalsBeingJerks too


Vaerintos

Most likely marking territory. Possibly needs anal glands expressed. Pressure from the wall could be alleviating internal pressure, making it easier or more comfortable to poop. That second one is a guess and as far as I'm concerned unlikely. Dogs do weird things when they are uncomfortable so I'm not entirely eliminating it as a possibility.


kittycatsupreme

I was thinking anal glands too, but there's a surprising amount of fellow shibe owners in here whose dog does it too. Sus if you ask me


menlowdrama

Very plausible. This type of activity might be worthy of a vet call either way, haha.


FundaMentalHero

C4 has been placed. Breaching!


Valthorn

~~C4~~ K9


Oopherdoopher

Why why why why


Bbrussss

Urinal cake


naliedel

That's a shitty thing to do.


SnakesnSails

is that dogecoin?


Kvykey

Lmao am I the only one imagining the csgo sound? 😂


MondayNightHugz

Terrorist win


EwokGodfather

CT here. Can confirm


NotThrowAwayAccount9

That's advanced level shit!


panduszko

/u/savevideo


chuchulover

u/savevideo


GillianPaterson

Thinking some training might be in order!


DowniDog

u/SaveVideo


gunner7525

u/savevideo


deep-fucking-legend

Just like what I do in the Walmart bathroom


backwoodscomrade

This gives me 007 Goldeneye remote mine vibes for some reason.


element5z

Why no sound https://youtu.be/RVoZ5x2aLNM


yeeyee049

[Fixed it](https://linksharing.samsungcloud.com/nCTDJEvT63eC)


Happiest-little-tree

I have a shibe and he always fucking does this


vicarious_111

I'm getting one soon.. any advice? 😅


Happiest-little-tree

Socialize them well. I didn’t do the best job on that. Be prepared to walk it at least twice a day, and don’t expect them to cuddle you on your own accord. They do it on theirs


No-Ice-4813

*You slick Motherfucker*


I401BlueSteel

no this is r/animalsbeingjerks


Lamplorde

Last time this was posted, somebody said it was a sign of the dog previously being in an abused household where they were likely in too small a room or something.


_SGP_

My pup has been with me all my life and loved like my own child, he poops like this pretty often. He definitely likes to poop against things more than not. He's just weird.


GargleMyMarblesz

What a good boy


-COD-michelle_Obama

Edd mounted let them kam


YaDrunkBitch

What. What.


YumiYona

My dog does this too!


madsoro

Bomb has been defused


Rick38104

Mine did that to my dining room wall when I first brought him home. Thrilled I was, I tell you. Worse was a few weeks later when he dropped one in my floor heating vent. In January. I come home to the smell of shit cooking. I had to turn off the heat, let everything cool down, and disassemble it to get it out. It’s a wonder I kept him, but he turned into a great dog.


NikPorto

My doggo has the same habit. At least not always.


PassionateAvocado

This is so absurd and random and hilarious.


SashOfTopatoes

Pro-gamer move!


vagina_pee-butt

Quit being a playbaby


problematic_hum4n

u/SaveVideo


SpecOpsBoricua

the best planting of a C4 i have ever seen


MangoMaterial9184

Semtex


diabeticturkeyleg

mf popped a sticky mine. what a legend


pnkflyd99

What’s that dog’s name- Phil McKraken?


darker_c

That is talent - he even manages to make it stick!


lilgamelvr

So cute


Koshyyy_rps13

u/savevideo


BobbyWizzard

Homeless folks aka urban outdoorsmen can do that too


Normal-Math-3222

Tom Cruise: Light the fuse. Dogo: …Theme music begins…


prairiejay

Proximity mine


fragginfreddy

“You didn’t see shit”


Vagrant123

What a cheeky little shit


VerdantFuppe

My dads dog do this. Especially if there is a tree stump. He likes to leave them on a display so everybody sees it.


Screwkarens1285

How the actual fuck did that dog do that 😂


JumpingMagikarp23

Now that's just rude


Isto2278

In Germany, we call that "SCHEIẞ DIE WAND AN" and I think that's beautiful <3


GfaM_

Territory. The real estate is ours!


jdandria1979

Best CoD mode


Francise_wheremtndew

Terrorists win


Known_Smoke_777

Lmao this dog is diabolical. There's a pup I know who purposely peels on ppl. He's gotten me twice smh. 😂


BananaStone87

Terrorist win


SoftUnlucky2100

I’m crying I’m laughing so hard What the dog doin Oh fluffy noooooooooo Peace


OakiOaki

I have an explanation for this one! Or at least the case for one dog I know. I had a friend with a puppy from a puppy mill. She would always poop on walls, even today. The puppy mill living conditions are absolutely horrible. Often times the kennel would be so full, the puppies and dogs learned to poop out of the openings in kennels so they wouldn't have to sleep in it


Yeetus_2_Deletus

Counter Terrorists Win


sl0r

My old labradore/rottie mix used to do this. Mind you the size difference was tremendous… 🤦


sneakattack2010

My dog has been trying to achieve this for the last 14 years. He just hasn't found the right spot to do it in though, I guess. No matter how high he hikes his butt up against something, the poop still hits the ground. He would be so jealous if he saw this.


tgn157

u/savevideo


scrapthat1986

More like r/animalsbeingjerks lol


jmn242

r/whatiswrongwithyourdog


HesSoZazzy

Imagine the maintenance person who comes along and sees that afterwards. "How the fu...??"


Biteme123455

I had a ferret a few years back that did this on my apartment wall! It was so nasty, and the little guy just scampered off.


guitar4090

Rogue Spear dog


mrrueca

I have an asshole pug that does this on occasion. None of the others have ever done this and I cant figure out what compels him to do this.


bryceyourself

Its called leveling up... who has the highest poo wins...ready... go !