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StrangeTourist007

That dogs not breaking character for nothing.


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

r/PeopleFuckingDying My favorite is the pupper lying down on their side, following mom's body language.


bettyxxrotten

I thought about cross posting it on that sub too xD


theBrittaofthegroup

r/ContagiousLaughter


MsARDSegers

Laughing while thinking, “So this is how it ends”


tidder112

I know you're just trying to subtly convince people that The Joker is actually a good guy.


EducatorBorn6586

That AWFUL beast is eating her alive 😱


Matiaan

The most adorable murder I've ever seen


John438200

How many have you seen?


RedneckBookofWisdom

The law requires I do not answer that question


ThirstyPagans

Everyone enjoys a nice murder, provided he is not the victim. -Alfred Hitchcock


A9D18C02

r/peoplefuckingdying


Pororonpompero

This pure joy


TopAd9634

Her laughter made this 100x better. Her joy and humor is infectious.


PaWolvesfan

There is a fluffy animal on your coat, let me kill it for you.


Jerm316

Thanks op for a good start to Friday


skaol

And saturday for me :)


OrangeFlavoredPenis

I thought it was a scarf to start with, that would have been a different story...


Pamplemousse991

Was thinking that too!


OrangeFlavoredPenis

THIS LADY REALLY CANT WAIT FOR DEATH! *cackles maniacally*


Zeustrus

Lol. Her laughter is infectious.


Vegetable-Swan2852

My husband heard the laughing and thought it was me. Apparently she is my laugh doppelganger... ❤️


Slash_rage

Okay, so what are you gonna do about this laugh twin thing? Look, you have been given a gift. Okay. You have to do something with it. Like laugh modeling. Or magic. And you know NASA's gonna want to talk to you.


Vegetable-Swan2852

Curses! Foiled by the fake laugh.


Songleaf

Nice reference


polycarbonateduser

r/contagiouslaughter


Krieghund

I have a staircase and a golden mix that HAS to get wherever we're going first. I fully expect to be found dead crumpled at the bottom of the stairs with the dog standing over me wondering why we aren't going on walkies.


lapSlaPs5456

Her laugh made me smile


SimonReach

She died how she lived, laughing hysterically and playing with her dog.


gizmodriver

If only we could all be so lucky.


candypoot

I'd happily die this way.


not_rahul

You dare laugh mortal!


Smash-ley

r/contagiouslaughter


Papancasudani

Legend has it that the two are there until this day, eternally locked in this hysterical struggle.


SmAshthe

He gave fair warning.


Vegetable-Swan2852

Omg that is too adorable


Only-here-for-sound

Dog doesn’t know “drop it”? Bad human.


Rangerpar

What do you do if your dog knows drop it, has done it. But the little shit just won’t listen when it matters.


Mick009

He heard "drop her"


super_ferret

Really...how is this ok?


corinne9

how do ya’ll walk around with such giant sticks up your ass? she’s obviously having fun and playing with the dog.


MidnightDragon99

For real. Even the most well trained dog will sometimes have an off day or a time where they decide “nah, I’m good” and do their own thing. Doesn’t mean a bad dog or bad owner or lack of training. It just... happens. Same reason children will decide to disobey or whatever. It’s just a thing. Plus I’m sure if this woman *really* wanted/needed him to let go she could’ve gotten him to.


tightpussy10

dogs dont give af lmaoo


Evil-c-Evil-do

Oh man this is Golden on so many levels. She's gonna die of laughter, never mind what Grissom is doing to her!


planet_robot

"No one prepares you for what to do when this HAPPENS!" I'm dead.


Wuastbrot

someone is having fun


budakadu

killing her from laughter


RockafellerHillbilly

Thumb between the gums, behind the teeth.


Dear_Analysis_5116

The situation is funny enough; her laughter makes it hysterical.


tiredbitch

Love the song playing. Anyone know what it is called?


FiveAlarmDogParty

https://youtu.be/QzLJzsnwplA It’s Tai Verdes, song is called A-O-K. It’s a sick Jam and I followed him on social media for a bit he seems like a real nice guy. His other songs are decent but nothing quite as catchy as this one


tiredbitch

Thank you!!! New favorite song!


WeaponH_

Dogs are one of the animals that kill more humans per year.


John438200

... THAN" ...?


WeaponH_

Tha nothing, dog is at one of the highest ranks.


_throwaway_shmoaway

Probably because they don’t sell bears at the pet store.


aknutal

also because wild dogs are crazy dangerous. and those are all over the streets of poorer countries :p


John438200

And bear owners are on average more careful.


xAenimax

I love her


Micheeelin

Come on homan youre not even trying!


OK999999-999-999

I guess the changes is bigger than low.


ConnorSwift

I was expecting the dog to let go while she was pulling away causing her to fall back and hit her head. This is so much better


graffiksguru

Definitely need to post it in r/hitmanimals


PotatoChipHands

Playful murderer.


angels_exist_666

What a way to go. I love it.


tony3841

How do *you* like the leash?


Fuck_auto_tabs

Most assassins: I take no pleasure in this. GR assassins: oh boy here I go killing again!


supreme_jackk

This should be NSFW


Suspicious_Part2426

Soon


highwayrobberyman

Imagine sitting down for a nice cup of coffee in the morning and hearing that evil laugh from your neighbors backyard?


MrJagaloon

r/BanGoldenRetievers


jeffrey510

When the dog came into possession of Joker Venom and uses it on her owner.


Sylerxen

Nice. Anyone know the name of the song?


TheChessClub

That's Makayla!


Greekgreekcookies

There was a child that died this way I believe in Alaska. If I remember correctly the father was on one of those crab fishing shows and the golden strangled the kid with his scarf.


jimyjonz

u/savevideo


redpanda3749

I'd kick that dog in the face


colshell

You must suck to be around


John438200

![gif](giphy|Js7k1D3Jenq3MUp65Z)


John438200

I am not upset or anything but why the Downvotes?


Voelkar

Reddit suggests to downvote stuff that doesn't contribute anything to a post sooo


John438200

Fair enough. I was testing it, it said reddit now allows GIFs, so I tried and without going through all the hoops and it worked. Oddly enough perhaps, it didn't work again on reddit after that.


John438200

But, but. ... BUT I AM A COP!? 😢 😆


Cobra_Ar

Best friday I've ever had since seeing this.