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Men who've ate 🍑 before, what was the taste like?

Men who've ate 🍑 before, what was the taste like?

Treefrogprince

It’s a sweet fruit with a slight tanginess near the pit. It makes great cobbler.


VISIONARY-ASAP

I hope u know im not talking about the fruit.


Treefrogprince

We are men here. Speak your mind instead of hiding behind lame emojis like a 12 year old, and maybe you won’t get sarcastic answers.


wetblanketsssss

The goat right here.


HERCzero

This comment is nice and spicy, well seasoned if you will


mediocreplayer_

Most peaches I've had lately have been underwhelming honestly. It's been a while since I've had a good peach. I don't like canned peaches because they're always canned in high fructose corn syrup; far too sweet. The last fresh peaches I bought were not ripe and just were not good at all; too firm and not juicy. I think I remember them having a slightly bitter taste. Not sweet like they should be either way.


eaglewatch1945

After August, you can't get a good feel peach anymore. You should really focus on apples and woodland berries right now.


oidagehbitte2

In my place the canned ones are never sold in corn syrup, much better. But natural is for sure the best.


VISIONARY-ASAP

I hope u know im not talking about the fruit


mediocreplayer_

Yes lol. Everyone here talking about peaches is trolling you. Just say eating ass.


No_Instruction2015

Fresh from the tree or fully ripened?


zuniac5

I moved to the country for them. Are a lot of them too. And if I had my little way, I’d eat em every day.


OliverKlozoff1269

Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man, in a factory down town.


fuckitweredoingitliv

Peaches. What else would they taste like?


throwawayblue900ss

Peaches?


dogtarget

It definitely tasted like 🍑 .


Thecovesboss

Rusty pennies


OliverKlozoff1269

If you're talking about eating ass, it tastes like a penny, or the little rusty spot your fridge leaves on the linoleum. Pull your fridge out, get down there and lickity lick that. Tastes like butthole.


Intrepid_Remote_6129

When and how did you discover this. I don’t doubt it’s true but how do you know


OliverKlozoff1269

Don't question me.


DEADandSLEEPING

Like sherbet


thriftybabygurl

Why just men? I've tasted ass. There isn't a strong flavor of anything as long as you have them wash up before well. The issue is the mix of spit and ass juice all over your face that dries and than all you can smell is shit


VISIONARY-ASAP

well I was assuming a female would have hygiene to clean that area before any type of intercourse so I definitely wasn't expecting this answer lol ​ and hold up, ASS JUICE???????


thriftybabygurl

Mix of fecal matter and spit. If your tongue fucking the fartbox there's bound to be shit But what guys are you fucking that don't clean their ass?


Dan78757

If you're curious just do it. Quit being a pussy and asking everyone else about it. Be a man and get that ass, son.


OliverKlozoff1269

Hahah he can't even talk about it, you know homie ain't getting no ayyysss


Justsomedude277

Just eat it in the shower lol problem solved


kiefdabeef

Fried chicken gizzards


Comprehensive_Tea388

Like heaven.


furiousgeorge54

Love peaches


Proud_Device_7640

Like nothing if it’s cleaned right


DystantTyger

I'll assume you mean vulva, not anus. Here's my experience, allowing for moderate individual variation... If healthy, when at or near fertile, it is clear, forms strings more, and literally has either no taste or is very slightly sweet or a certain, maybe floral quality (I'm not including anything they've added like fragrance). When well away from fertile it is somewhat to distinctly sour, somewhat cloudy, and a bit thicker but less stringy. Yeast infection (includes some white discharge like yogurt or cottage cheese), common bacterial infection (strong fishy smell) and menses (period; non-fresh blood/metallic) are often obvious. Birth control: seems very variable between above fertile and nonfertile qualities (help; I need better sample size!). Squirt: if small amounts (Skene's ducts?) a bit cloudy, taste like watery, mild semen (don't ask); larger amounts: thinner, clear/light yellow, mild, more smell of urine, pretty obviously just small squirt liquid plus urine.


neoshadowdgm

Dude, they’re my favorite fruit! So tangy and sweet!


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VISIONARY-ASAP

huh????


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VISIONARY-ASAP

no...the other hole...where the sun don't shine.


TokeToday

I don't think either has gets much sunshine. Besides, peaches don't have holes!! Jeeeesh!


pdmasta

Hrmm... It doesn't taste great but it's well worth it. If you are good at what ur doing, the taste will change when she's getting close, hard for them to fake that.