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Be honest, what fictionalized character is the best representation of you?

Be honest, what fictionalized character is the best representation of you?

watermasta

The Scientist in Iron man who was yelled at because "Tony Stark built this in a cave! With a box of scraps!"


HammerNSongs

That exact scene's been going through my head at work, all the time, for the last couple months. Good luck with everything lol


xxkoloblicinxx

That guy actually has a name, and is a full blown Marvel Villain. He's the guy who gets away with all the equipment at the end of the newest spiderman... if that gives you an idea where things are headed.


Panaceous

You have caught my interest. What is this villains name so I may research him more?


Featured_before

I don't think he's in the comics but in Spiderman far from home he's one of the scientists on mysterios team, he's the one who helped with the tech


Dymmesdale

Bob Belcher


esheba89

I love you, but you’re all terrible.


FL_Black

The episode where Gene dresses like Bob with the comb-over. Tina: "Dad? Oh, this is confusing."


data_dawg

Oh my God


G01denW01f11

The old man in Viridian City. I've had my coffee, and now I feel great.


GIGA255

In the Japanese version he was plastered and you had to wait for him to sober up.


peanut-butter-kitten

I 100% believe that’s true. They are not uptight about depicting alcoholics in Japan haha


jajohns9

Shrek. I’m big, feel rough and a little ugly, but I’ve got LAYERS.


shankarsivarajan

Like an onion.


CanadianSherlock

Hal from Malcolm in the Middle


PM_Me_nudiespls

Ben Wyatt


nirv_damage

It's about *the cones.*


[deleted]

I married a Ben Wyatt and consider myself very lucky. Ben is the best!


cfvh

Lucille Bluth (I’m a man).


Prototype729

Michael: Do you remember our conversation about spending money? Lucille: Oh yes, like it was yesterday! Michael: Well it was this morning, so...


theghostofme

Michael: GOB, get rid of the Seaward. Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.


stop_being_ugly

I'll have a vodka. Michael: Mother it's morning. ... And a piece of toast


Phil_Fear

"I had to, it's vodka. It goes bad once it's opened." That one quote can sum up my entire 20's.... and over half of my 30's.


akaBrotherNature

...she mistook the “drowsy eye” alcohol warning for a “winking-eye” alcohol suggestion.


kimmehh

“If you need me I’ll be at the hospital bar.” - “Mother, hospitals don’t have bars”. “This is why everyone hates hospitals! *cackles*”


Antoinewhite

Lucille:I love ALL my children *flashback a second later* I don’t really care much for Gob....


cfvh

“I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it.” Also: “I mean, it’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?”


there_all_is_aching

"Here's some money, go see a star war."


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HeckMonkey

The pause to let everyone catch up to the joke is so good. Another one like that: Michael [in jail]: Since you’re devastating people, go ahead and tell G.O.B. that I’ll be telling the cops that it was him in the truck. So he’ll be joining me here. I’ve got a nice hard cot with his name on it. Lucille: You’d do that to your own brother? Michael: ...I said “cot.”


Newni

Michael: I just haven't met anybody who's not self-absorbed and impossible to have a conversation with. Lucille: If that's some kind if veiled criticism of me, I won't hear it and I won't respond to it.


thefablemuncher

That "Good for her" meme is so ubiquitous that a lot of people aren't even aware of the context. Lucille said that after watching a news report about a mother who purposely left her children locked inside a car and then let it roll down a river bank. So funny but dark as shit.


frudaloo

Perry the platypus. Watching everyone silently with judgey sassy looks


Jerkrollatex

Marge Simpson. I'm doing my best to hold shit together while everyone else is doing incredibly stupid reckless shit.


blushingpervert

That’s why I’m Lois from Malcolm in the Middle.


dinkdinkdonkey

I always loved Lois, she had so much on her plate and she took crap from absolutely no one. Favorite scene is the 'WHO'S DAMN DOG IS THIS' in the heatwave traffic jam.


craigishell

Starburns. Edit: It's my real-life cake day today, so thanks everyone for being so goddam fun.


Won_Hit_Oneder

Oh, Starburns. I see you added a lizard to your special hat and sideburns. Am I missing anything?


Pyshkopath

Yeah! The human being underneath it all, but no one's really interested in that, are they?


ItsnotAshton_kutcher

my name is alex


NeedsToShutUp

You keep a meth lab in your car trunk and then faked your own death?


PinkTreeHouse

Melman from Madagascar. Everytime I cough, It makes me think I've got contaminated with covid and I will die within a few days. Already stretched my death almost a year though...


CapriciousSalmon

Speaking of anxiety characters, I always found myself to be like Tweek from South Park because we both have anxiety disorder. Last year when North Korea said the US might have a Christmas present, I spent a good two weeks, especially on the holidays, thinking world war 3 would happen. The episode where tweek thinks North Korea is gonna kill him is my favorite next to the Satan episodes.


ImTheElephantMan

That random homless man who sees something incredible looks at his bottle of whiskey then throws it away.


TheBruceMeister

I will never not enjoy that trope.


legolordxhmx

“The sixties were fun but now I’m paying for it” -Stan Lee Cameo


V1k1ng1990

One of his best cameos. I think my favorite is when he’s cutting Thor’s hair. But the homeless Stan Lee is a close second


Call_erv_duty

Delivery man Stan is my favorite “Tony... Stank?”


Red-7134

Is there a name for that?


astroaron

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoMoreForMe


Caranthiir

The guy selling cabbage's in Avatar


WelcomeMachine

Eeyore Edit: My take on his character is, Eeyore is a realist.


Lahmmom

I hope you find your tail.


The_Swayzie_Express

George Costanza


NippleSalsa

I feel more like Art Vandelay.


equip9mm

And you want to be my latex salesman...


wittyaccountname123

I WAS IN THE POOL


JeromesNiece

Hello, my name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.


Dommlid

The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell you, he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow.


relative_unit

More like Can’t Stand Ya.


MunchyMcCrunchy

Call me T-bone.


jaimmster

I am Elaine. I dance with my thumbs out, am too loud and fuck up most of my relationships. I dated a guy who could've been Puddy's twin except he owned a bar.


Trash_Scientist

People have described me as Kermit the Frog in full blown panicking “arms up” mode. Edit: Woah, you go for a walk and find out you’ve got a thousand upvotes. Aaaahhhh!!!! (Flailing)... thanks everyone, and be your inner muppet.


bladeofarceus

Chaos muppet theory is real and I will stick by it


24520ls

Mordecai from regular show. I'm a generally chill and relaxed guy. No major ambitions, I just want a easy job, some friends, and a girlfriend that shares my interests. Ultimately I'm happy just spending my days goofing off with my best friend


CapriciousSalmon

Fun fact: Mordecai is based off the creator of the show, right down to mordecai’s voice being his actual natural voice. It’s the reason why mordecai never does anything bird related, whereas rigby runs on all fours.


AnonymousDratini

Frodo Baggins. I never asked for this, I'm tired, I want to go home, even when I am already home, old hurts come back to haunt me, I have difficulty relating to my peers... But I have four or five very close friends who would follow me to the ends of the earth and I would follow them. I haven't been almost eaten by a giant spider, or lost my right index finger, but there's still a few months in 2020, so we'll see. Edit: thanks for the responses, they make me feel less alone. I'll let y'all know when/if I make it to Valinor lmao.


jocietimes

Yay! If you’re Frodo then that means you found your Samwise..... no friend on this or any Earth is better than Samwise.


Naweezy

Snorlax


Void_Of_Nothingness

can you stop blocking route 12 please


tippybunny

Finally something I relate to


kamikazi-pup

Oompa loompa, cus im short, wanna die and work in a factory (not a chocolate one tho.... )


EverwindWasTaken

Would you start dancing and singing if a kid was dying at your workplace?


makesomemonsters

"Oompah loompa, what have we here? This boy had caught his hand in the gears. Now he has no fingers left And we are all singing while he's bleeding to death."


WakandaZad

Lmao I can't stop laughing


Klown1327

I think Soos from Gravity Falls


Lumber-Jacked

Soos is the best.


Goat_Lincoln

Aw but dood.. that’s like, a whole Soos when you could be a Robbie dood


Klown1327

Aw dood I dont know, that Robbie dood is kinda weird. That time when he wrote a song for Wendy, but it was just to brainwash her into loving him, major creepo vibes dood.


AshIsRightHere

Anyone else just naturally hear his voice when reading this?


YounomsayinMawfk

George Costanza. I'm a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man, totally inadequate, completely insecure, paranoid, neurotic. I've got it all, baby!


The_Axem_Ranger

And these pretzels are making me thirsty!!!


jedrevolutia

Charlie Brown of Peanuts


newenglandredshirt

Still falling for Lucy's shit, huh? Next time, try telling her to fuck off when she asks you to kick the football.


PunkRock9

But I might be able to get it this time :(


vickyaage

Chidi from The Good Place. When we listened to him my husband and I thought someone spied on us to write that character lol, he even said some things that I’ve said before.


seductivestain

I bet you also drink almond milk you environmental terrorist


dieinafirenazi

I've actually dramatically reduced my almond intake because it condemned Chidi to the bad place.


CapriciousSalmon

While I relate to all of the characters, especially Eleanor, I do super relate to Chidi with his anxiety. A reason why a lot of people with anxiety keep it hidden is we don’t want to be like chidi and cause hell for the people around us with our decisions. If I can’t make a decision, I usually let others do it for me.


mountaindynamic

Yes, Chidi! Decisions are hard.


Grahf88

Nick Miller


PM_ME_UR_FAVCOLOR

Nick Miller, Nick Miller, from the streets of Chicago


MyDogIsSoUgly

This times a million. Sometimes I can’t watch New Girl because I feel attacked. Sometimes irrational logic, procrastination, unable to discuss my feelings it’s all there. My general feelings about that show is that everyone thinks they’re Schmidt but they’re really Nick.


GetTheLedPaintOut

I'm more Schmidt than I'd like to admit. Wanna be best friends?


OneFatCantaloupe

street YOUTHS


[deleted]

Todd from Bojack Horseman


invisibilitycap

Hooray! Todd episode!


MemesMafia

An asexual couch surfer who has luck and opportunities in every way. How to be you?


ChopSueyXpress

All about that Ace bout that that Ace


bonelessunicorn

Hooray! ... question mark?


BabyBoiTHOThrasher69

Squidward


Bananawamajama

Squidward is the guy who followed all those aspirational quoted about following your dreams and how if you do what you love you never work a day in your life. There's an episode where the guy who was fry cook before SpongeBob comes back, and he's super famous and successful. And in a flashback Squidward could have done the same thing, but he didn't because he wanted a job that gave him enough liberty to focus on his art career. And not for nothing, Squidward works *super* hard at art. He practices constantly and dabbles in different fields to get new experience. He says in one episode he has done a self portrait in every form of medium he knows to exist. He's even rather confident and bold, doing his weird interpretive dance thing at the Krusty Krab talent show, despite how avant garde and weird it is. Squidward really does everything right in terms of *trying* to be a good artist. But despite all his constant hard work and relative skill, nobody appreciates his work. Everyone thinks he sucks, and there's no upward trajectory where it seems like he will become more successful over time. So now there's just Squidward, a deeply depressed burnout who can't understand where he went wrong, stuck in a dead end job making pennies a day, who's main friends are people he doesn't even really like but hes stuck with. Also theres that one episode where Squidward realizes he can't remember how it feels to experience happiness and almost kills himself like 5 times. So there's that.


torsoboy00

My favorite episode about Squidward is the one with him and Spongebob delivering pizza. No matter how much Spongebob annoyed him during the trek, he didn't hesitate one bit in standing up for his friend when the customer rejected the order which left Spongebob crying. To me, that is the definitive Squidward: an exasperating grouch with a heart of gold.


Vagabond21

Don’t forget he gives away all his possessions to bikini bottom when he pretends to be Santa Claus


Lazy-Sod1

Tbf he isn't a bad guy and has very real reasons to hate his neighbours. It's a tough life being squidward


24520ls

Squidward isn't bad, but there are some moments where he can be a bit of a jerk. Deep down though I think he's a decent dude who just got beaten down by life


BucsnPucks2210

Speaking of his neighbors... can we discuss how idiotic the layout is? There is a whole street of nothingness but the architects/Bikini Bottom City Council decided to put three houses super close together? Were they planning on adding more houses but just ran out of money? I need answers.


watermasta

You either die a Spongebob, Or you live long enough to become a Squidward.


Crimnoxx

The older you get the more relatable squid ward becomes


XxsquirrelxX

Poor man just want some peace and quiet so he can play the clarinet (and for those who think he sucks, there are episodes where he’s actually really good).


Mikey_B

People often sound bad when practicing. That's what practice is.


fappingcricket

We not talkin about a game. We talkin about practice -Allen Iverson


lare290

Yeah and he's probably out of practice because of how often he gets interrupted by Spongebob's shenanigans.


dexter8484

Sponges in temperate regions live for at most a few years, but some tropical species and perhaps some deep-ocean ones may live for 200 years or more. Some calcified demosponges grow by only 0.2 mm (0.0079 in) per year and, if that rate is constant, specimens 1 m (3.3 ft) wide must be about 5,000 years old.


dominustui56

Unsubscribe from sponge facts


XxsquirrelxX

You have been subscribed to sponge facts. Did you know that sponges are hermaphrodites?


TurtleTucker

I read somewhere that Squidward is the most "human" character on that show. Basically the only sane person who simply wants privacy, and more so comes off as a curmudgeon because everybody else is constantly driving him up a wall. He has crappy neighbors, a crappy job, and lives in a town where everything he enjoys is considered crappy by everybody else. To be fair, I'd probably feel that way if I had his life, too.


broodjeeend

I would rather say that squidward is the adult surrounded by crazy kids.


King_of_breadstic

One of those kids in Pokémon games with a ratatat and a pidgey


Conocoryphe

Do you enjoy wearing shorts, by any chance?


HZ_Wildfire

They’re comfy and easy to wear.


songbird808

I'm totally just a house NPC And not even a good one that says something interesting or gives you a potion. I'd say something really generic like: *Pokemon are great friends! Be sure to treat yours well!*


crispysound

Lmao


Freefalafelin

I’m a female Sokka in my 20’s.


Pyshkopath

Did your boyfriend turn into the moon?


study-in-scarlet

That’s rough, buddy


geek_of_nature

Abed Nadir from Community, first time I ever saw Autism like mine accurately portrayed on television, he wasnt a super genius with a few issues with his social skills, he was an actual living breathing character whose autism didn't define him. Also he does look a bit like me as well.


coolcrushkilla

Do you have your cut out beard on, cause we're in a bad timeline.


HoldenAJohnson

“Guys what’s going on? Am I deaf?”


[deleted]

Troy and Abed in the moooorning!


Won_Hit_Oneder

^nights


[deleted]

Cool. Cool, cool, cool.


MermaiderMissy

Aww Abed! He was the best character and accurately represented. I liked how they portrayed his autism but gave him other interesting hobbies and traits like you said. My answer to this question was Annie! Where is the rest of our study group? Edit: YAY the gang is all coming together!!! I’ll bake some brownies with Shirley


[deleted]

I would say Diane Nguyen, but without the motivation to do stuff. The depression and disillusionment are spot on though.


Mr_Rio

Diane is so creepily real. That scene during the earthquake when her and bojack are having the heart to heart and she breaks down “why can’t I be happy? Am I busted?” God it was just so real and relatable, a lot of times in life I’ve felt this way, why, in the face of so many things that are great, why is it so hard to just be happy?


hurtlingtooblivion

For a show about cartoon animals, BoJack nailed that realism alot. I put it right up there as one of the TV shows that changed my life. I started watching season 1 with a heavy alcohol problem, and by season 5 had gotten 1 year sober. I found it all very cathartic and relatable.


Eighties_Man

Honestly, Al Bundy. Generally unsatisfied with his life, constantly reliving his glory days when he was king, has severe trouble showing affection, shows affection by making jokes and finds comfort in alcohol...yeah, that's me.


YounomsayinMawfk

But you scored 4 touchdowns in one game.


Aboiement

Ron Swanson. I'm not kidding. I have 5 exes named Megan.


Patmantackle

and Nick Offerman’s wife is named Megan. MindBlown.gif


HungryLikeTheWolf99

"Capitalism: A system for determining who is smart, and who is poor."


Fetts4ck_1871

“Crying: acceptable at funerals, and the Grand Canyon.“


Teddyk123

Fuck. Its Neville Longbottom. Edit: thank you kind people for the words of encouragement! I think we all have our Neville days, which is why my post may have gotten some attention. Remember, whether you're book 2 Neville or book 7 Neville, it's up to you!


CommodoreKrusty

Neville was good at something nobody took seriously so nobody took Neville seriously, but what people didn't understand was that what Neville was good at he was very, very good at and that made him formidable. We need more Neville Longbottoms in this world. Edit: Everybody is asking what was Neville good at? All I remember is it had something to do with plants.


Starrystars

Also a decent amount of Neville failings in magic were because he was using his dads wand.


lou-2222

Wow! I never knew this.


imblowingkk

Yep! His gran wanted him to use his dad’s wand because she wanted him to follow in his footsteps. However, wands aren’t quite as powerful if they are not truly aligned to you. So at the end of the 5th book/movie, Neville’s wand snaps and he ends up getting a new one made for him by Ollivander, and it just so happens that Neville starts drastically improving for the rest of the series.


Nazi_Punks_Fuck__Off

I'm sad none of the faculty of hogwarts diagnosed this.


is-this-a-nick

The list of homicidal failings of the hogwards faculty could fill a whole series of books. Like, seriously, murder willows, trolls and rapist centaurs on the schoolground?


DuskyDay

> The list of homicidal failings of the hogwards faculty could fill a whole series of books. I mean... it did.


lou-2222

Makes sense as to how he improved so much. Thanks for the info.


MegaGrogan

I havent read the books in a while. What was Neville very very good at ?


cum_in_me

Herbology. Also when the going gets tough he's one of the few that can take the heat.


Cadence_828

My boy got placed in Gryffindor for a reason


hates_all_bots

Being a bad ass, standing up to corrupt authority figures, and decapitating massive snakes.


WhitestAfrican

Standing up to his friends as well when he had to.


mooofasa1

Coupled with the fact that the dude had potential and and a good work ethic. All he needed was a teacher because his traumatization from his parents were really holding him back, harry was that person and neville proved to be the most unlikely yet powerful hero.


Sil_Lavellan

I agree, Neville is genuinely my favourite Harry Potter character.


FarseerTaelen

Neville is awesome though. His growth into a badass hero is one of the most satisfying arcs in Harry Potter.


vaelraida

And also becoming super attractive


kksliderr

That was the biggest glow up in history. I remember thinking he was adorable in the first few movies then DAMN.


Nikcara

So you’re honest, brave, and eventually going to grow up to be hot and a badass? That doesn’t sound half bad, actually.


BlazinPhoenix

Frankenstein's monster.


CapriciousSalmon

Which version? The novel where he was a scholar but ugly and misunderstood? Or the Boris version where he’s green and tall?


[deleted]

Or the Penny Dreadful version where he's average looking but has a nasty gash on his face and also is incredibly poetic and consistently denied love wherever he might find it


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

The worst feature of Frankenstein's monster is that he speaks French.


BlazinPhoenix

C'est vrai


GoodLordChokeAnABomb

Francophone's monster.


QuiGonChuck

Towlie


Antoinewhite

Wanna get high?


KnightBreaker_02

Brian Griffin. I act like I’m the real deal but very deep down I know I’m a useless unlikable pos


BlackPhilPhil

Daria Morgendorffer


fullmetaldagger

I used to aspire to be as clever and cutting as Daria


1n1billionAZNsay

Probably Ling from Mulan; Asian, likes to make jokes, not afraid to cross dress.


killmonger81

Jar jar binks


Antoinewhite

Mesa crazy


Saint3Love

Jean Ralphio


AlsoIHaveAGroupon

Clubs. Girls. Dancing. Naked. Mom?! Argument. Police. Fleeing the scene. Hiding in a dumpster. Coming here. Crashing on your couch for a week, cause *technically I'm hooooomeless*!


Saint3Love

I like your energy hombre. What do you say you and i ride go karts later?


Newbarbarian13

Are you, FLUUUUUUUSH, WITH CAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHH?


Saint3Love

Yeah but its ok cause my grandpa was a dick


stue0064

You got run over by a Lexus?


aliveinjoburg2

No, they’re the woooooorst.


Won_Hit_Oneder

R to the O to the N, and then I say Swanson's got swagger The size of Big Ben, clock


StellaFartois

Tina Belcher. Butts.


Dispatcher12

Same. I was smart, awkward and lived in a fantasy world at that age. Now I'm 50 year old Tina with a couple of cats and a husband who is an adult version of Regular Sized Rudy. Edited to adjust my Rudy.


GoodLordChokeAnABomb

Samwell Tarly. As soon as I saw him, I knew he was the character I would be in Westeros. Sure enough, his six-season arc (because we only count the first six seasons) ends with him getting to use the library.


Pseudonymico

In Westeros I’d be some nameless peasant who got horribly murdered...


Kevinisabeautifulboy

No you wouldnt! You stop that silly nonsense right now!! You would starve and/or freeze to death.


alteredxenon

Chandler Bing (wrong gender, but the personality is right). I'm not great at advice, may I interest you in a sarcastic comment?


tallbutshy

>wrong gender Ms. Chanandler Bong?


mountaindynamic

Same. Any situation ever: time to make some kind of joke that doesn't always land.


alteredxenon

Also: I once blurted at an extended family dinner that the salad scissors looked like gynecologist's instrument... I can still feel the following silence in my bones.


Dendad1218

Lt. Dan


mikkeldaman

Albus Dumbledore minus the magic and the age and the wisdom and the height and the dominant presence and the twinkling blue eyes. Also I am not gay.


Poem_for_your_spr0g_

u sound more like a Dobby


InsouciantSlavDude

Also you're alive.


battling_murdock

My mom has me saved as Tina Belcher from Bob's Burgers in her phone so...yeah. Tina from Bob's Burgers


SRIOUS_GAMER

That one stormtrooper that banged his head on the doorframe in Star Wars: a new hope