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What is the most depressing one liner?

What is the most depressing one liner?

throwaway7543228

“I’m trying to convince my shadow I’m someone worth following”.


McNeuby

Frick that’s depressing


comicmuse1982

Sounds pretty positive to me... focused on self improvement for no one but yourself.


ScratchingOntheWall

Two types of people


robotmonkeyshark

Have you ever considered that you are actually just going through life following your shadow? You just think you are the one leading


peelonion

Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a mortality rate of 100%.


aventador7716

I would say my life is a joke, but jokes actually have meaning


KZMango

That's good😔


Insanityrocks68

it’d be a good joke in the most awful sitcom you’ve ever seen, and my life would still be tasteless to the group of microorganisms archea. At least they played a role in the advancement of humanity.


ozzie_boy

It’s a little to good 😞


Stas_Cielsik

Are you nobody because people have been telling me you love me for my whole life


Mikeavelli

The saddest thing is a retarded man who is crying and promising a broken egg that it will still be a chicken some day, And that they'll play together in a field when it gets better.


antisocialIT

Dude


sihaya_wiosnapustyni

I'm getting a strong Lennie Small vibe...


Jabbaland

JFC...


Motobicycling

And when it gets better it’ll be KFC


ozzie_boy

I’m having eggs for dinner tonight,


Kwinorc

We should have never met


Accomplished-Tutor69

It hurt so much especially when you know that in a different time or place It could have worked


Tomahawkchunker_

You’re like a brother to me


Robro_3000

You were my brother anakin! I loved you!


Tomahawkchunker_

* catches on fire and screams in pain*


TrashbinTerry

Crispy


Cjandales

Nuuurrrgghhhhh I HATE YOU!


BlankNameSlot

I loved you!


Morita_Crowley

I do not wish to die, I just can no longer keep living. Ps I'm ok, not planning a suicide.


sihaya_wiosnapustyni

I'm not suicidal either, but damn, do I sometimes feel that...


Tomahawkchunker_

It’s not you, it’s me


Dutch_Midget

No eres tu, No eres tu, No eres tu, Soy yo


Accomplished-Tutor69

We need to talk


dizzley

And so it goes.


OleSilent1

This item is no longer on sale.


PsychonautACO

Everything grows, nothing can stay the same


Accomplished-Tutor69

"I Wish There Was a Way to Know You're in the Good Old Days Before You've Actually Left Them" -Andrew Bernard (the office us)


PsychonautACO

Real shit.


HobKing

We're in the good old days right now. Kobe once said after he retired that he hadn't realized it, but it was all the practices, all the extra hours, all the hard work that was the "good old days" while he was playing. It wasn't the bright lights, it was the hard times. Those were the memories that meant the most to him. No matter your circumstance, even this will be the good old days soon enough. You may look back and laugh about all the shit you were dealing with, 'cause at least you were younger, at least you had this and that. I've had this thought, "I wish we knew it was the good old days when they were happening" enough times to know that we're in the good old days all the time. The people we're around, or the solitude we have, none of our circumstances will be the same in the future. And when we look back and appreciate the things we no longer have, we'll think about these very moments as the good old days. So these are precious moments too. All it takes to live in the good old days is to appreciate and be grateful for the good things and people in our lives, and be just as grateful for the trials and tribulations. Because we're alive, we have potential, we are living the drama of being alive, and everyone you know and everyone you've ever known will be transformed sooner rather than later into food for other things, and the whole world will be different and nobody will know any of us were here. So you have to be here to give your life meaning, and you are here, and you're giving it meaning, so these are the good old days, because you're here, and you're alive, now.


Cheetodude625

"I've made so many wrong decisions that I've become bad at making wrong decisions.....and I still messed that up."


SomeWhippersnapper

Mitch Hedberg said "I used to do drugs... I still do drugs, but I also used to". Everybody thought it was hilarious. Mitch Hedberg died of a drug overdose


Visualize_

I met the love of my life, she didn't.


tuawhaturhavin

That one hits close to home right now 😬


burn_this_account_up

“For sale, unused baby crib.”


Aaronocles

Bloody hell mate


kayday0

My grandparents are burries next to a boy who died as a toddler and his tombstone is a Pikachu.


Fuginshet

“I tell ya one thing, my wife keeps me in line. No matter how many guys are ahead of me.”


[deleted]

*Für mich, aber ohne mich* \--For me, but without me


Many_Of_One

"It wasn't your fault, you did everything right"


dlordjr

You have probably lived up to your potential.


AnnoyedGrunt31

Hey, wanna see the room where hope dies?


redsteelgonnawin

Drivers license and registration please.


SHITFUCKPOOPBUTT9001

We love the abuse because it makes us feel like we are needed.


Bored0220

When you look at someone through rose tinted glasses all the red flag just look like flags


TheNoobieNoobie

DiD It Hurt WhEn YoU FeLl FrOm HeAveN


SomeWhippersnapper

"How was the elevator ride from hell?"


Wise-Ad-9421

“This too shall pass” also applies to the good things in life -Me. At 7 p.m. watching bobs burgers


BackWaterBill

What if your dick shat teeth?


german_fox

hey baby are you single because im gay and i don't want you


HotPaleontologist127

I’m probably not even a good pessimist


Hungry-Strategy9803

Life


AerosmithNRoses

“Next time I’m opening up to somebody is gonna be my autopsy.”


a_big_brain_boi

I- I don’t have much to say anymore. -Dutch vanderlinde


StandbyBigWardog

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven with Lucifer and a third of his angels?


TheRazzleDazzleMan

I actually like someone else


leakyaquitard

“It doesn’t mean that much to me, to mean that much to you”


nyccollin

If life ever gets too hard, just remember that one day you'll be dead.


LaughableIKR

Something my father said to my brother. He was waiting on his friend to come pick him up as he did not own a car yet. My father was standing beside him looking out the window he turns to my brother and says... I don't know what you're waiting for because you have no friends. Total joy that guy.


bustybaddie

I don't need you.


Corvus0018

Have you ever regretted being born?


CarefulInterview

Yo girl I may be ugly but at least I don't have any money


UpperRank1

What's the point of life, when you spend 60 years in an office only to regret not having a rollercoaster when you were younger and instead moping and being depressed


gracenote108

Your life is made of matter so your life doesn't matter.


[deleted]

You telling me the man who tried to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?


SlipknotLD

"I'm dead..."


ssKalem

I’m a fracture of the space-time continuum itself; here by accident, unintentionally hurting others, unintentionally destroying everything.


CainRafe

It is what it is or I'm used to it


ruinthelastdark

“Are you crippling anxiety becuase I can’t get over you.”


Couch_Potato_Dragon

"All smiles have become archaic" \- *The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas* by Ursula K. Le Guin


Faelix

Youth is wasted on the young. Not the most depressive, but it hits a melancholic nerve in me.


anarky98

Jennifer dumped me.


sugaree53

Goodbye


BlankNameSlot

“I love you 3000”


in-jail-out-soon-lol

"My life is a game but games have a prize for winning".


Mexihacker

"Livin' the dream..."