By - sucomimus
A dude twerking, idk why
Are you my neighbor?
maybe maybe not
Is your name Dylan?
I saw this weird ass wild turkey in my field yesterday, just walking around like it owned the place.
I swear I saw the ghost of a cat bro, it couldnt have been anything else.
Police in tactical gear and AR-15s conducting some kind of raid in the parking lot. Oh, and once at night in the '90's I saw a UFO that could have been some kind of drone, but those weren't really a thing, then.
My friend arriving about ten minutes before he actually did.
A dude in the appartment complex I can see from my window smoking naked out of his window.
Another time I saw a trauma helicopter land.
I saw a guy drive through the neighbors yard into thier backyard then beat the hell out of a car for like 15 minuts with a bat. I was sitting in my kitchen watching out the window at like 3am