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What’s your nationality without saying what country you’re from?

What’s your nationality without saying what country you’re from?

Beautiful-Ruin-2493

Hello, this is Microsoft tech support.


greenbeans64

India


Beautiful-Ruin-2493

Yes


_NeverGoFullRetard

Holy cow!


Kabboo94

Potatoes and alcohol.


MMitochondria

Ireland


Kabboo94

Bingo


BarMathUnicorn

Russia


Riganthor

I live under the sea yet I am not swiming


Lil_Pringlzz_YT

Netherlands


Riganthor

correct


tomasves02

Bikini Bottom, Netherlands


Heisenberg19827

Hallo Sponsbob Vierkantbroek


IAmAStory

Bikini Bottom


anhkhoaO410

I typed this in the tree


Beneficial_Ring4310

vietnam


henry45285

Definatly vietnamese(i see your name:)


Mathdath

We made the world believe that Hitler is German and Beethoven isn't.


ValenteenDay

Austria


AdvocateSaint

Its other famous exports include Arnold Schwarzenegger and Glock


Mathdath

Correct


ValenteenDay

The country that gave the world the Vienna Waltz, and Tyrolean singing))


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Shinebrite86

No matter what weather we have We always moan about it..


duvetstealer

Sounds awfully British dear


Shinebrite86

Yes, terribly. Best make some tea then


duvetstealer

I'll pop to t' shop for some bickies!


a_fortunate_accident

Hope the queue isn't too long


duvetstealer

Hopfully not in this weather!


Shinebrite86

Ooooo, this day just levelled up!


_usernametoolong_

British.


darth-voider

British ofc.


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Shinebrite86

Got it in one squire


bookant

Is Minnesotan a nationality?


davidlol1

Hello fellow minnesotan how's the heat? Lol it sucks


bookant

I would kill for a nice 50 below windchill right about now.


toastyghost0

In my language puszi (pronounced pussy) means a little kiss on the cheek.


fantsukissa

In my native it means a bag. So I had a shocked exchange student asked me what flavor the mega pussy chips are. Megapussi means it's a large bag of chips.


toastyghost0

That's kinda hilarious.


KeepItDusty88

Finnish? Me and my brother burst out laughing when we saw our first Megapussi


fancy-schmancy_name

Hungary? I know you guys pronounce sz as s :)


toastyghost0

You got it!!


kinky_b0i

Interesting, in German it's "Bussi" (at least in the south).


ridiculouslygay

In my culture a bussy is something else entirely


kinky_b0i

What is it?


raosahabreddits

Kinkyboi is asking ridiculouslygay what a bussy means. I love reddit.


Bowman_van_Oort

Their wedding gonna be lit, tho


a_fortunate_accident

Probably dont want that flavour of chips...


kiz_ren_glas

7640 Islands


JustCatsAndBooksPls

The Philippines!


angel_di_maria11

Zlatanland


Eeszeeye

Indonesia?


idadidut

Indonesia has 17k islands


giganticturnip

Sweden


TresBoringUsername

Sweden and Finland have way more, both around 200k islands


Tactically_Fat

Just read my screen name.


SpaceCowboy58

USA


MagicalDirtyHobo

How do you use your fat in tactical situations?


vazhinha

Fiesta, Siesta, Iniesta.


beckydr123

¿De qué parte de España eres?


vazhinha

De Galicia!😊


beckydr123

Ah ok Yo soy de Maryland, EEUU; soy estadounidense (no hispana) y estudié español en la secundaria y universidad


vazhinha

Pues hablas muy bien español


beckydr123

Gracias 😊


zerofunhero

Total solar eclipse on 12 August 2026!


gomalley411

Spain?


vazhinha

Yes 😊


rctfan398

Hola tío (a)


angel_di_maria11

Andres ❤️


angryscout2

y'all


Subtractt

Japan


Stuk-Tuig

Howdy-san


ridiculouslygay

100% Correct


vewmnoinia

Georgia??? >!The country, of course!<


blakee42069

The state of Texas


The_Red_Sharpie

Slovakia??


PippoValmont

I once told a girl where I'm from, she instantly asked me to teach her how to dance samba


TheBrassDancer

Brazil!


StealthyBasterd

I'mma go with Brazil.


aslismine03

We grow up on drinking a really strong drink which tastes like fruit at first but hits you harder than anything, eating bread with everything, and other nationalities often know just this one fact about us: we have a dish called goulash and it's tasty.


ValenteenDay

Czech Republic


aslismine03

Nope, but you are close


ValenteenDay

Hungary


aslismine03

Yess, we have our winner!


VanessaCardui93

Biggest crisis / day ruiner is when your biscuit breaks while dunking it in your tea. Truly tragic


gomalley411

UK?


VanessaCardui93

Spot on!


Country_ball_enjoyer

Tea and biscuits are you from UK always


VanessaCardui93

UK born and bred, biscuits and tea are part of my DNA


motherishtar

Kangaroos, g’day mate, revolver upstairs.


llewotheno

Sniper


motherishtar

Revolver is an incredible nightclub 😊


MrGovernmentality

Jarate!


______V______

Could’ve just stopped at the first :P


Ambitious-Hedgehog93

Aussie


JethusChrissth

We eat like we have free healthcare


Bannanas_suck

you and me both kid


nir109

American?


21DrunkPilots

You say as if its a question. With out a doubt American lol


cscf0360

Wow. That is an amazingly accurate statement and so very distinctive of the US.


tambam4488

How's it going, eh? Sorry!


wocketywack

C-'eh-N-'eh-D-'eh


shrieking-cabbage

oh, Canada


mrbitterguy

maple syrup running through your veins


OFF_1994

Cheese and mountains


Impressive-Error-584

Switzerland?


Addsfuckingsuck

The one that makes fun about belgium without a single fucking clue what they’re making fun about


YTKatface31_21

eh \*chugs maple syrup while riding a moose\*


noone397

Haha I feel like this is rural Canadian compared to the rest that are living in urban areas.


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Subtractt

England


codingpro88

No stupid. They’re obviously from Denmark.


meee_51

It’s clearly western Germany


tino_moser_999

definitely Russia


RuthTheWidow

Oh, sorry, did I bump into you? Sorry! Let me just scooch by you, eh?


gomalley411

You’re from what I like to call The Land Of Hockey, otherwise known as Canada


RuthTheWidow

And we have a winner. :)


SirNipsu

After this pandemic is gone we can stop keeping 2 meter distance to other people and go pack to comfortable 4 meter distance. Also fuck Sweden.


a_mib_a

Finland!


skootiepuffjr

I would like to add: we don't talk to strangers but we go naked to the sauna with them.


5K13Y8

Sauna, beer, coffee and depression.


TiinaWithTwoEyes

Hello my countrymen from Finland!


magikot

Everything I know about your country I learned from the webcomic "Scandinavia and the World." Also, perkele.


Tanish1308

Your computer has virus


DaRPok2007

Scammers. (Edit: m gonna wait unti tomorrow before I tell my answer) Edit : it is india


awakebake

india?


snowpiercer_099

Username seems indian


XxXNoobMaster69XxXx

Tera username padh kar samajh aa gya mujhe.


gomalley411

Nigeria?


Kaipulla007

India baby. Indian here.


Snoo-66850

The only thing spicier than our curries are our ancient Sex guides


Meewelyne

LoL India 😂


BrownButterLove

The most double standard country. We are friends with USA and buy weapons from Russia, invest in Iran. We support Israel but recognise Palestine. We have good relations with South Korea, but send gifts to N.Korea on their foundation day. We are best friends with Israel and also with the Saudis, UAE, Lebanon. We have our people everywhere around the world coz we don't offer opportunities in our own country. We claim to have not waged war on any country in thousand years, but forcefully annexed Hyderabad, Goa, Daman & Diu and Dadar & Nagar Haveli.


fancy-schmancy_name

My favourite number is 2137


pithycomments

Where in the world is this? And why that specific number? Edit: Added the second question.


fancy-schmancy_name

21:37 (or 9:37 PM) is the exact hour that pope John Paul II died and know it has become a meme number among young Poles. It's also used to refer to a large number i.e. *I've already explained it to you 2137 times, just google it for fuck's sake*


Media-consumer101

Thanks for sharing that fun fact!!


sheepsclothingiswool

Nationality is American but ethnicity: “I’m going to eat your liver” is a common saying used to assure children that they’re cute.


lentilqueen

Iran! My favorite insult is joojeh mashinee (mechanical chicken)


xmrrainbowsx

Guns


Milnoc

Poutine.


butter00pecan

I can't afford health care.


fancy-schmancy_name

F for the American


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gomalley411

We need better politicians, but we don’t deserve them.


bottle-of-smoke

I only speak one language.


tino_moser_999

this "language" you talking about couldnt be english by chance


DepartureAcademic807

US?


imjustlivinghere

Weed.


fancy-schmancy_name

Netherlands?


imjustlivinghere

Jup


ramblingzebra

Bagpipes sound beautiful


PottrPppetPalamander

Scottish?


AzryxTheFolf

Sheep, really good dairy and ice cream industries; and you either get 0 degrees Celsius, or 100 degrees Celsius (ok that's a bit of an exaggeration.) ​ Also we got lots of retirement homes.


wendysnatch

nz


Oskito11

A fellow kiwi! Don’t forget our terrible Mental Health rates and that delicious Fush and Chups!


Viqtir

Disturbingly polite, Cars, and Fish


Apprehensive-Juice94

Hmm Japan?


Otaku_For_Nothing

I get Japan vibes-


Disney_Jazzcore

Hot spicy C U R R Y...


gomalley411

India


Disney_Jazzcore

Nice!


limerick_00

Sorry


Lil_Pringlzz_YT

Canada


Revolutionary_Elk189

Canada?


extra_specticles

Say no more! Nudge nudge, wink wink! Man o'the world!


katzgar

der floppen ist gruben hausen mit der flipper


Kibassi

I'd like to bring up a joke as an answer, but we don't have that here.


CollectorsEditionVG

Germany


Lazzzycoder

Just 1 word: potato


InstigatorHolmes

Беларусь ? )0


Lazzzycoder

Ага )


gomalley411

Ireland??


Lazzzycoder

It's on the continent. My country, i mean


Active9Account

WE THE NORTH


Twili_Owl

We have colourful money that may or may not smell like maple syrup


grannygogo

Pasta and gravy every single Sunday. In the afternoon. Actually this is my ethnicity, my country is red white and blue


Haylene31

Ive actually made pasta like that. Its not bad


pithycomments

I typically hear it called sauce, it's always strikes me as odd to hear it called gravy. Might be like a pop vs soda or puh-con (which is the correct way haha) vs pea-can. Edit: One half of a parentheses duo is not appropriate.


dontbetheofficeslut

I can tell you’re Italian American because you call it gravy.


grapejelly7212

Covfefe


JustOldnTired

Drop Bears.


WaveCandid906

Football porra!


BadaSBich22

Poutine.


Godz1lla1

There are other countries?


Bagimations

Sounds awfully stereotypical American


South-Marionberry

Free healthcare, shitty prime minister and fairly high teen pregnancy rates on my father’s side. Meatballs, IKEA and surprisingly Christian on my mother’s side.


fancy-schmancy_name

Second one would be Sweden, first one could be virtually almost any country in Europe (or Canada?)


South-Marionberry

British and Swedish lol


24-Hour-Hate

Nationality #1: Sorry, eh? Nationality #2: There's always time for tea.


Ambitious-Hedgehog93

Canada and UK, right?


ejsfsc07

Route 66


mstematem

Dual. One country is the international symbol of snobbery. The other is the international symbol of idiocy.


fredy31

Sorry.


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Must be a Doctor or you bring shame in the family.


unp0we_red

We mock the French for not having a bidet despite they invented it.


saturn_54

everybody knows this country thanks to one stupid movie


itsyaboi4451

Fish and chips


gomalley411

UK. I have a few friends there