What’s your nationality without saying what country you’re from?
By - gomalley411
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Potatoes and alcohol.
I live under the sea yet I am not swiming
Bikini Bottom, Netherlands
Hallo Sponsbob Vierkantbroek
I typed this in the tree
Definatly vietnamese(i see your name:)
We made the world believe that Hitler is German and Beethoven isn't.
Its other famous exports include Arnold Schwarzenegger and Glock
The country that gave the world the Vienna Waltz, and Tyrolean singing))
No matter what weather we have
We always moan about it..
Sounds awfully British dear
Yes, terribly. Best make some tea then
I'll pop to t' shop for some bickies!
Hope the queue isn't too long
Hopfully not in this weather!
Ooooo, this day just levelled up!
Got it in one squire
Is Minnesotan a nationality?
Hello fellow minnesotan how's the heat? Lol it sucks
I would kill for a nice 50 below windchill right about now.
In my language puszi (pronounced pussy) means a little kiss on the cheek.
In my native it means a bag. So I had a shocked exchange student asked me what flavor the mega pussy chips are. Megapussi means it's a large bag of chips.
That's kinda hilarious.
Finnish? Me and my brother burst out laughing when we saw our first Megapussi
Hungary? I know you guys pronounce sz as s :)
You got it!!
Interesting, in German it's "Bussi" (at least in the south).
In my culture a bussy is something else entirely
What is it?
Kinkyboi is asking ridiculouslygay what a bussy means.
I love reddit.
Their wedding gonna be lit, tho
Probably dont want that flavour of chips...
Indonesia has 17k islands
Sweden and Finland have way more, both around 200k islands
Just read my screen name.
How do you use your fat in tactical situations?
Fiesta, Siesta, Iniesta.
¿De qué parte de España eres?
Yo soy de Maryland, EEUU; soy estadounidense (no hispana) y estudié español en la secundaria y universidad
Pues hablas muy bien español
Total solar eclipse on 12 August 2026!
Hola tío (a)
>!The country, of course!<
The state of Texas
I once told a girl where I'm from, she instantly asked me to teach her how to dance samba
I'mma go with Brazil.
We grow up on drinking a really strong drink which tastes like fruit at first but hits you harder than anything, eating bread with everything, and other nationalities often know just this one fact about us: we have a dish called goulash and it's tasty.
Nope, but you are close
Yess, we have our winner!
Biggest crisis / day ruiner is when your biscuit breaks while dunking it in your tea. Truly tragic
Tea and biscuits are you from UK always
UK born and bred, biscuits and tea are part of my DNA
Kangaroos, g’day mate, revolver upstairs.
Revolver is an incredible nightclub 😊
Could’ve just stopped at the first :P
We eat like we have free healthcare
you and me both kid
You say as if its a question. With out a doubt American lol
Wow. That is an amazingly accurate statement and so very distinctive of the US.
How's it going, eh? Sorry!
maple syrup running through your veins
Cheese and mountains
The one that makes fun about belgium without a single fucking clue what they’re making fun about
eh \*chugs maple syrup while riding a moose\*
Haha I feel like this is rural Canadian compared to the rest that are living in urban areas.
No stupid. They’re obviously from Denmark.
It’s clearly western Germany
Oh, sorry, did I bump into you? Sorry! Let me just scooch by you, eh?
You’re from what I like to call The Land Of Hockey, otherwise known as Canada
And we have a winner. :)
After this pandemic is gone we can stop keeping 2 meter distance to other people and go pack to comfortable 4 meter distance.
Also fuck Sweden.
I would like to add: we don't talk to strangers but we go naked to the sauna with them.
Sauna, beer, coffee and depression.
Hello my countrymen from Finland!
Everything I know about your country I learned from the webcomic "Scandinavia and the World."
Your computer has virus
(Edit: m gonna wait unti tomorrow before I tell my answer)
Edit : it is india
Username seems indian
Tera username padh kar samajh aa gya mujhe.
India baby. Indian here.
The only thing spicier than our curries are our ancient Sex guides
LoL India 😂
The most double standard country.
We are friends with USA and buy weapons from Russia, invest in Iran.
We support Israel but recognise Palestine.
We have good relations with South Korea, but send gifts to N.Korea on their foundation day.
We are best friends with Israel and also with the Saudis, UAE, Lebanon.
We have our people everywhere around the world coz we don't offer opportunities in our own country.
We claim to have not waged war on any country in thousand years, but forcefully annexed Hyderabad, Goa, Daman & Diu and Dadar & Nagar Haveli.
My favourite number is 2137
Where in the world is this? And why that specific number?
Edit: Added the second question.
21:37 (or 9:37 PM) is the exact hour that pope John Paul II died and know it has become a meme number among young Poles. It's also used to refer to a large number i.e. *I've already explained it to you 2137 times, just google it for fuck's sake*
Thanks for sharing that fun fact!!
Nationality is American but ethnicity:
“I’m going to eat your liver” is a common saying used to assure children that they’re cute.
Iran! My favorite insult is joojeh mashinee (mechanical chicken)
I can't afford health care.
F for the American
We need better politicians, but we don’t deserve them.
I only speak one language.
this "language" you talking about couldnt be english by chance
Bagpipes sound beautiful
Sheep, really good dairy and ice cream industries; and you either get 0 degrees Celsius, or 100 degrees Celsius (ok that's a bit of an exaggeration.)
Also we got lots of retirement homes.
A fellow kiwi! Don’t forget our terrible Mental Health rates and that delicious Fush and Chups!
Disturbingly polite, Cars, and Fish
I get Japan vibes-
Hot spicy C U R R Y...
Say no more! Nudge nudge, wink wink! Man o'the world!
der floppen ist gruben hausen mit der flipper
I'd like to bring up a joke as an answer, but we don't have that here.
Just 1 word: potato
Беларусь ? )0
It's on the continent. My country, i mean
WE THE NORTH
We have colourful money that may or may not smell like maple syrup
Pasta and gravy every single Sunday. In the afternoon. Actually this is my ethnicity, my country is red white and blue
Ive actually made pasta like that. Its not bad
I typically hear it called sauce, it's always strikes me as odd to hear it called gravy. Might be like a pop vs soda or puh-con (which is the correct way haha) vs pea-can.
Edit: One half of a parentheses duo is not appropriate.
I can tell you’re Italian American because you call it gravy.
There are other countries?
Sounds awfully stereotypical American
Free healthcare, shitty prime minister and fairly high teen pregnancy rates on my father’s side. Meatballs, IKEA and surprisingly Christian on my mother’s side.
Second one would be Sweden, first one could be virtually almost any country in Europe (or Canada?)
British and Swedish lol
Nationality #1: Sorry, eh?
Nationality #2: There's always time for tea.
Canada and UK, right?
One country is the international symbol of snobbery. The other is the international symbol of idiocy.
Must be a Doctor or you bring shame in the family.
We mock the French for not having a bidet despite they invented it.
everybody knows this country thanks to one stupid movie
Fish and chips
UK. I have a few friends there