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What can ruin a perfectly calm morning?

What can ruin a perfectly calm morning?

Feeling_Bathroom9523

Not remembering where you are when you wake up.


Adam9172

“Hey you... finally awake!”


ProfessorBeer

Dammit Todd Howard you’ve done it again


Nice_Swordfish_69420

Relatable


cyber_rigger

Go back to your basement Joe.


TheGamerKing382

Lol


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Samuel L Jackson voice in Jurassic Park: *PLEASE!! GOD DAMMIT!!*


andthrewaway1

When the coffee machine is not alligned and you walk back to see hot coffee everywhere......


ProfessorBeer

At my first real job I got to the office early one morning. It was just me and a senior VP at that point. I walk into the kitchen after chatting with her, and see our giant industrial coffee maker spilling everywhere. We’re talking about 5 gallons of water and coffee. I freeze, and she sees me, but can’t see the mess. She asked me “is something wrong?” And I respond “yeah, but I’m not sure if I get paid to fix it or not.” She got a kick out of that, and kept laughing all the way to the mop closet. Turns out it was her mistake that left the machine on. We cleaned it up and she got me a $50 gift card for helping with a nice little note joking about my promotion to part-time coffee inspector.


glow618

Or you forgot to put your cup on the Keurig.


MET90LX

This is how I found out that the tray on the bottom holds exactly 10oz of liquid.


starshadewrites

When you DO put your cup under but you forgot to put coffee in the machine. So you come back to a cup of hot, tinted water.


papa-papaya

Years ago I prepared my automatic coffee maker for the next morning by filling the basket with grounds and the reservoir with water, except I forgot to put the pot in it's place. Woke up the next morning to find coffee liquid and grounds all down the side of the coffee maker, sizzling on the burner, and the whole mess dripping down/inside my lower kitchen cabinets. The mess was incredible.


Midas_Artflower

Oh, that’s too relatable.


SuperiorHikingFail

When the office has to change seating arrangements and you're stuck listening to the new nook mates stories about their "perfect little children" and all the incredibly boring and average antics that they get into at volumes approaching jet engine levels. We're on hour three. Send help or cyanide


LotusVibes1494

Man I have one that sits next to me that is totally unaware of social cues. In other words, he can't take a hint when to stop talking. He announces to everyone nearby "I need to go to the bathroom" before doing it. I'll have headphones in, hear him talking in the background, and turn around and realize he's talking to me while I'm staring at my computer not paying attention whatsoever. Once he was giving some sort of monologue to me while he was looking at his computer, I stood up, went to the bathroom, and when I returned he was still talking and didn't know that I left.


SuperiorHikingFail

It's my worst fear being that guy. I go the nuclear option and literally only talk to people that talk to me first. Luckily I'm very busy so I have an easy out to leave at any moment if someone "traps" me. This morning has been very quiet and I'm stuck here listening to EVERYTHING


abnormalbonk

When you walk past your door and the door handle catches your clothing.


Additional-Collar-50

Oop yes, the most frustrating thing specially with morning brain


Slightly-Unsecure

In fact this!


needanswer47

Or pull your ear buds and Yanks the aux cord so hard it breaks the port on your phone/ mp3


jljboucher

The asshole that revs their “weedwhacker” on their way to work. My kid who wakes me up at 2am because they’re bored. My cat either chewing on plastic or gagging on vomit. My dog vomiting.


kissylipps

Hearing your pet start to gag


dinoplushie

You know you could do something, but you're too sleepy to do it so you just watch your pet throw up like -_-


Carbidekiller

And then they happily walk up to you for pets.


optom

That's what I was just about to say. Cat walks off of the hardwood floor onto the carpet and starts going, "hyuck, hyuck..."


Dawnzarelli

Little fucker likes to eat socks at my friend’s house and barf them up on my rug. They have a 10 yr old so socks just are around.


xXSquirrelFuckerXx

Well that *socks* ^^^I'm ^^^so ^^^sorry


paintedicecream

Or watching them freak out with a poop that hasn't completely left their butt, drag-assing on the ground heading towards the carpeted areas. Only happens when you're running late.


Symnestra

Oh god, I just had horrible flashbacks to my first morning in my very first apartment with my dog. I had to go to my brand new job when I noticed she was drooling excessively which meant it was highly likely she was sick and going to throw up. I had to call my mother and beg her to come over to make sure my dog wouldn't die while I was at work. Yeah. Stressful morning.


CajoneValentiene

Your son coming for an unexpected visit to ask you for more drug money.


insecureanon18

my mom.


Mad_Aeric

Same.


TerraWeebGod

A screaming spoiled person


Otaku_For_Nothing

Same it my sister(s)


Turbulent_Ad_8630

Your cat flying across your house at light speed, and doing that stupid meowing crap...


Midas_Artflower

!!! ZOOMIES !!!


LoveSikDog

Waking up....


ApiqAcani

Children


Professional_Being_5

Agreed I wake up late then oh my god the amount of screams from my siblings are unheard of


simplicityincludebob

r/childfree


ibmuser

Ew


YESCRIMSON

Amen brother !


Emergency_Platform_9

Diarrhea


MysterClark

Realizing you were supposed to be at work 3 hours ago.


yParticle

At that point it's just a day off, really.


MysterClark

Might be a whole job off but either way it still ruins your calm.


Thecharbar92

My old neighbour going outside just to cough.


Back2Bach

When your water heater dies during the night and you have no hot water.


JimmieB68

A toothache


iBelieveInSpace

Lawn service on a Sunday at 7am


PauseAndReflect

My next-door neighbor and his drumset. At 9am. Every Sunday. In an apartment building.


EveningAccident8319

Poop in pants.


crank1off

Sloshing diarrhea sliding down your leg like a waterslide.


simplicityincludebob

Better than jizz in pants


ibmuser

No it isn’t????¿


Casiell89

It probably is if you are a woman


Your__Butthole

Neighbors landscapers


ExcellentCattle602

Phone going off because you got up early but forgot to turn off the alarm.


assH0LIER_than_thou

A blunt force trauma to the head


LadySygerrik

But if they hit you hard enough, suddenly it’s not your problem anymore.


Tarks86

Tarks86, we need you back at work asap


brch01

The Huns


endertamerfury

Life


Subtractt

The sun when it decides it wants to reach the highest point in the sky hur hur 🤓


Kitchen_Opposite_277

A very stressful dream.


angryfromnv

FUCKING LEAF BLOWERS


yParticle

BEEP BEEP BEEP road construction just outside your window


DarknessIsSweet69

Fixing a bowl of cereal, then realizing you're out of milk. So you either have to eat the cereal dry, throw it away, or put it back in the bag. While not as extreme as other comments, it's still annoying.


arooge

You skipped substitute water for milk...


DarknessIsSweet69

You might use water when out of milk for cereal, but I sure as hell don't. I'd rather eat that shit dry.


arooge

Nah lol I tried it once, I don't recommend it.


Fantasy-musicgirl

renovation noise...


Interesting_Humor434

An overflowed toilet with a couple of fudge monkeys in your hallway 😑


WowPoops

for real. my sister always fills a bucket of water and puurs it in the toilet after I go poop. when she poops, she doesn't do anything, neither pours water, nor flushes the toilet. I always have to do her shit.


voutures

You're on leave/PTO and phone rang


AgentOmegaNM

I was on medical leave a few years back for a surgery and my job spent three days calling me trying to get me to come in for overtime. My wife finally called and reamed them out because my Percocet addled brain could hardly string words together.


Successful-Hat-9191

waking up


shakeil123

Heavy rain


wolfgang187

Arson.


Notmyrealname

A drill sergeant. Or a baby.


IJoey78

Getting electrocuted….ask me how I know! 😐


[deleted]

A bug in production


heyitsdoza

Shitting your pants after testing a fart. You all know that game. It's tricky sometimes


Dawnzarelli

2018 is when I learned not to trust a fart. Twice.


SolarisIX

A text from work.


Takashiari275

When I turn on the coffee machine expecting to get a nice hot black coffee and then I realize I forgot to refill the beans and all I get is a cup full of hot, slightly brown water. Entire day ruined.


UrUnknownStar

Your sister crying because "YoU DidN't WaiT foR me To DO the MArcHing NoiSE"


Possiblethrowaway81

Vile text messages from the wives of your husband’s best friends because you unfollowed them a year ago.


Western-Monk-8551

A Nuclear explosion


iThinkWeHaveASpy

that one pain in your side that hurts like a bitch and your brain keeps telling you to touch until it stops hurting


Lord_GuineaPig

Waking up in a fit of terror from one of your PTSD riddled nightmares and punching or kicking the drywall so hard you leave holes. The feeling of being under threat from those dreams doesn't leave you the entire day. Shit can be rough. Had a particularly bad one the other night. I was at bridge crossing. I grabbed a sword which is out of place but medieval fantasy comforts me so I imagine it was my brain doing one of those. My Seargent was furious and had been ordering us over the bridge since it was faster but I refused. I didn't like it. A few others joined me too all of us considered the shit bag Marines. Except for one guy he was too scared to go against our Seargent and stayed despite all of us telling him to come with us that crossing that bridge was a bad idea. We'd just begun our crossing when the first shots rang out. A weird mixture of gun fire and fantasy crap like arrows and fire balls. Like I said fantasy comforts me so I imagine it was my brain protecting itself. I turn to see my friend the one guy that was too scared to go against our Seargent's orders get cut down before the bridge explodes. My vision goes red and I'm screaming and then I'm awake and my alarm is blarring but I'm still screaming and can still feel the water and the fire and I don't know what's going on or where I am and then it's over. I'm covered in sweat shaking and trying to get a hold of myself, but I now I have to go to work. I miss when my worst dreams were of some make believe monsters. Now I deal with the real ones.


Rx-15

The realization of a deadline...


kza3669

Other people


Sarastrasza

waking up


Miserable_Panda6979

Children


ascellaaaa

Kids


callmefinny

Unexpected diarrhea


Best_Cauliflowers

wake up and see your dog shit all over the place because he somehow reached to your trash and eat a whole chocolate cake, then take him to the vet and pay 500$ for detox


[deleted]

Construction noises. There is a subway station and an apartment complex being built super close to where I live. Its hell.


quiteoff

I'm really stressed out by those noises! Since four years there are construction works in all directions of where I live, like next to the wall. It's completely annoying and frustrating.


Auser_a

Needing to do a big piss which forces you to get out of your bed in the morning


vp1r

That moment when you stand up, walk anywhere in the house and you accidentally step on water, a bug, a lego or something disgusting/painful/annoying.


Slightly-Unsecure

Especially a 1x1 Lego brick on a hardwood floor.


PhysicsHyron

I woke up just to see my pet dying, wish i died while sleeping


[deleted]

really?


PhysicsHyron

Sadly, yes


DoctorSneak

Dang! For real?


Available-Conflict78

Massive diarreah


SingleFunction10

Flat tire before work


ShadowCole1

Family


Melancholy_girl3

My family


grownupelfgirl

Waking up my children


JC_quarter

My mom’s high-heels on tile at 7 am


WriterSoju

my mom yelling at me to do this and do that, especially when I literally just woke up, nothing pisses me off more than that


WowPoops

same with me, man, but my parents divorced so I live with my father. after I have breakfast and I feel full, there is always some stuff to make me tired. (especially on weekends, my dad always has some 'stuff' to do)


Ljudet-Innan

Any and all adult responsibilities.


schofield101

Otters. I refuse to elaborate further.


coolboy424

Elaborate.


ghostchodechad

Realizing you’re out of coffee or creamer.


Straight_Up_Offal

Stubbing your god damn toe.


ibmuser

I absolutely hate that. I am 30 or 40 years old and I cannot stand when I stub my toe


Straight_Up_Offal

It'll happen more when you turn 20.


simplicityincludebob

Angry Trump supporter


pinkfreudianslipp

Way to bring politics into something that doesn't need it


hooda-the-antagonist

remembering we live in a capitalist hellscape


YESCRIMSON

Yea because a Communist/Socialist hellscape is just sooooooo much better ! (and just to save you some breath, Nordic countries are not "Socialist")


[deleted]

The Uber driver ejecting you for shitting in the car.


Ethandrul

Aliens


42and_a_half

A hurricane.


Deisma

A phone call.


Iwaitgornoman

Coirrosity


ibmuser

A really bad post


thatonePS3GUY

Alarm


judasVJ

Sudden diarrhea


TheGentlemanLoser

A phone call from a user at work who cannot follow procedure (Contacting the help desk)


Purple_Ghost_13

Stubbing your toe or stepping in something wet.


Teddy-aki

I woke up one quiet Sunday morning to the sound of a grown ass man screaming outside my apartment door for another guy to “kick his ass”... screaming at the top of his lungs, spouting slurs and all. Beat red in the face, clearly looking to fight. I too wanted this mysterious stranger to also kick this guys ass. Nothing would’ve brought me more joy than the sound of his prostate bursting as some guys size 11 combat boot slammed into his rectum at mach 5.


_trashybunbun_

Bird flying into the window.


Dawnzarelli

Conversation


Acasualsmileyface

Exams


WowPoops

thanks for reminding me we have a Math test tomorrow (for Trigonometry)


toorudez

Your child refusing to brush their teeth


Shine-Rough

Wind


TherealThecia_

Waking up before 11:00 am


Maud_dib_forever

A sudden and powerful urge to shit.


miraiyuni

someone just throws a ball and magically lands in my cup of coffee


mygrany

Some one from vault tec is at your door


FallingSky1686

Having breakfast with your wife and your girlfriend come to pick you up.


ShaunAndra

Pinky toe hits table egde . . .


JokicCheeseburgerMan

Walking around outside and having a bird shit on your head.


FrustraBation

A tongue in the ass.


Xill_K47

Angry mom


advgmanthinks

Work.


auznal

Sundowners


ThisSorrowfulLife

Work


say_it_aint_slow

When "someone" is late for work cause they didn't set a good alarm and are now screaming fml.


louloveshazza28

1D coming back together.


redxmech

Pouring milk into your cereal and realizing there isn’t enough


jenameh

Waking up to shouting and arguing


I_love_black_cats

Cat puking on the carpet


SniperCalico

the realization that it is Monday.


Yologg

A cuckoo


crusti_

Hearing bad news about someone you genuinely like


elliot-2005

Dog/cat pooing or peeing somewhere


PillsburyToasters

When you forget your lunch on your way into work


ForgiveD_EnD

Waking up and realizing you have school tomorrow depending in what day it is


Midas_Artflower

You doze off on the flight from Honolulu to LAX and awaken to the cabin attendants shouting, “Brace! Brace! Brace!”


HalfChingChong_USA

When your grumpy-ass neighbor decided to mow the lawn


JuRoJa

My neighbor deciding to mow the lawn at 7 am. Which then reminds someone else that they need to mow, and they start up right as the first neighbor finishes. Repeat ad nauseum.


[deleted]

*It's Monday*


creamy_pterodactyl

Accidentally setting off the smoke alarm while boiling a pot of water for coffee in my dimly lit kitchen at 6am, seems like the smoke was coming from burning food particles I didn't see.


Jackskywalker100

Out of coffee


geico_fire

Either an ambulance siren or a truck backing up. Never live in the city.


No-Ad-2968

Remembering some real cringe shit u did while eating yo wheatabix


Xlcxtrxz

Opening the window for some fresh air, then immediately closing it again because loud children ruin it.


scottish_cow_13

You're out of peanut butter... :(


Upstairs-Advantage-5

A boss tornado


stinky_cheese33

A bomb going off.


ExpatriadaUE

The noise of the neighbor who has been renovating their apartment for the last 4 months.


SansTheComic147

Gettin screamed at to wake up


_Piratical_

A whole bunch of hammering and drilling and screw guns happening directly overhead when the roofing company comes to fix the metal roof over your head. Ask me how I know.


nerdy_one_1

Expecting a hot shower and getting a cold one


mawasz

Humans


Fakeminer

Blow finger on the bed!


LadySygerrik

An ominous rumbling in your guts.


lechatnoir_-

Hitler invading Poland


h0llyw00die

The alarm clock


boomer420doomer69

Stubbing your toe while getting out of bed


TurtletimeTMNT

Getting up


Oldiewankenobie1

Children


1WomanSOP

Children


70701

children


SL-Gremory-

My boss emailing me about literally anything.


80sBabyGirl

My cat puking on my bed.