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Spock_Rocket

To quote someone else's tweet: "Tom Ellis can shove jellybeans up my ass any goddamn day he wants and can punch me in the face thank you."


FluffyDoomPatrol

But what is it you desire?


wanderlust1130

his thirst tweets 🥵


honeythyme

Well definitely not Armie Hammer, lol.


Afraid_Roof

He's probably OP lmao


LouMimzy

He just wants to mEAT his fans nothing wrong with that.


StickingToMyGunn

It would have to be through some kind of magic, but Alan Rickman


YeetGod11011

Kathy Bates, I’ve seen Misery


jadethefirefox

Tom Hiddleston I feel like he would treat me right


Acanthaceae_Live

i was gonna say that lmao, hes nice. the only issue is that i would probably pass away when he walks in


redhead-rage

I feel like he would recite poetry or Shakespeare as a form of foreplay in that wonderful voice of his.


buck_carleone

monica bellucci


DemoHD7

I picked her too. Her and Marissa Tomei just get more beautiful with age.


chou13

Lee pace, lee pace, lee pace! Whatever he would like


SiliconUnicorn

The Fall will forever be one of my favorite films


preventer024

Yvonne Strahovski


Whirlwind03

loved her in Chuck! and Mass Effect!


biaxxident

Michael Fassbender


1smttnkttn

Alexander Skarsgard all day.


whisperbitch

Once my boss locked him inside our restaurant because he was in the bathroom for an hour and she forgot to check them before closing up. My favorite celeb story.


Blueeyesblazing7

Ok I feel like you're holding back details, and we want all of them lol


1smttnkttn

:O I used to have dreams of him coming into my workplace....I worked at a small town bank so it was pretty unlikely, but they filmed True Blood pretty close to me.


Happy_Camper45

I would lock him in too… 😏


Happy_Camper45

Tag team Alexander Skarsgard and Joe Manganiello… Sookie was a lucky lady!


Turbulent-Wall6116

Sza, Scarlett Johansson, Salma Hayek


Snugglebuggle

Cillian Murphy. Anything he wants.


NaughtySeth

I have saved a lifetime of butt stuff for this man


duplicatehours

Mads Mikkelsen. Have you *seen* his hands?


MisforMisanthrope

Why did it take me so long to find this??? That man is damn sexy!


DatSkrillex

I've found my people. I'd let him devour me as Hannibal Lecter


benj_m_n

Did we all just look at the same pic of his hands on google images


heatherraebinx

This thread got weird quicker than normal.


Vindicativa

Jesus, he could read the phonebook to me and I'd be done. The dictionary, classifieds, I don't care. Brb, going to Google his hands. Might need a Hannibal rewatch.


JonnyGat

I'm not gay, but for Paul Rudd I'd be anything


tarfu68

Tom Hardy, anywhere, anyhow


Sufficient-Touch-984

My husband teases me, I am 47, and when I first saw tom hardy. I gasped, his lips are like porn. 🤣


COSurfing

My wife is the same way and she is 46. If he showed up at my front door I would be single instantly. Edit: /s


Fotofae6

Sam Heughan, especially if he’s in a kilt 🤤. And if he was still with us, Alan Rickman. Oh and Brandon Fraser….


nosajavlis4

Karen Gillan


xenowife

Ha. Over ten years ago at a bar my overly confident friend was convinced that he could fuck her when she and Matt Smith were there. He wasn’t a fan and didn’t know her or care to, but he was a hornball who rarely got rejected. It did not work and I was tremendously amused by it. She bummed a smoke from me and I just kinda watched him try to do his normal thing, which would’ve worked on almost any other woman who was even remotely open that night (his track record was nuts), but clearly Karen had a good bullshit meter. That shit was FUNNY.


HappyRhinovirus

She probably needs to have a good bullshit meter to survive in the movie industry, and moreso that she's an international celebrity. And maybe your friend wasn't very impressive to someone with self-confidence.


Nasreddin246

Rachel McAdams


Stanley-Pychak

Yeah, she's got the girls next door thing going on. And she can turn it up a notch be sneaky hot.


joshdamnmit

Unbelievably cute and such a unique smile. Good pick!


OathOfFeanor

Liv Tyler As long as she wears the elf ears


KayakerMel

Ewan McGregor *drool*


Normanprice88

General kenobi


Nayzo

Yep. Ever since Moulin Rouge, I have had impure thoughts about this man.


Catkitti

The Moulin Rouge kind right?


Vonridd

Mila Kunis, it can hurt too idc baby


zvgs40

immediately thought of her when I read the question


The_trojan_bunny

Matthew Gray Gubler….especially ala Season 6/7 of Criminal Minds


mistbecomesrain

I thought I would never see this! He can woo me with magic and show me all of his art.


chan_jkv

Keanu Reeves. But I'm sure it would be something wholesome and fun, like a judo class or volunteering at an animal shelter.


lamNoOne

That guy is just the best. I stay out of celebrity bullshit but I have a thing for him. He just seems like a legitimately good person.


hissboombah

He wouldn’t use his hands, that’s for sure


BIGBROWNBILL

mary elizabeth win stead or linda cardelini.


UncleScroooge

Ah, I no longer need to comment Linda.


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Matt Bomer


rustierrobots

As a straight man, Matt Bomer is a beautiful man. I was rooting for him to be cast as superman back in the day.


SexHaiiiir

Henry Cavill


Games_sans_frontiers

I'd love to build a gaming pc with him.


shaolynx

There would be more lovingly watching him than doing any actual gaming PC building.


Solid_Waste

He can plug his dongle anywhere he wants


Bunsandbeans1213

Oh man, he came into my job a few years ago. My Manager was freaking out and told me Superman is here! I didn't believe him so he made me go out and hand off food. Henry Cavill and I locked eyes and I got super hot and ran to the back. I couldn't handle the beauty


cadospero5

What kind of food does Henry Cavill eat? Also yeah all day, any day … anything Henry damn Cavill.


megapuffranger

This is the only universally correct answer. No one is turning down Henry Cavill if he put the moves on you. The man was chiseled by God himself because he was tired of looking at our ugly asses. Needed to sexy up the gene pool.


danidoll7

can he be dressed as Geralt tho


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Have you seen the witcher???


SexHaiiiir

Oh I have. And he could toss my coin any day of the week.


69_queefs_per_sec

When my girlfriend and I watch The Witcher, every time Cavill shows up half-naked, she runs off to the bathroom for a few minutes. I don't know what she does in there, but it gives me time to fap one out to Cavill. Edit: Holy shit thanks guys, this just became my most upvoted & awarded comment. Karm-o-meter nearly at 69k. Love you all <3


daddy_J_Pow

I swear I've seen this comment before


69_queefs_per_sec

I think it was a meme.


Ok_Quiet_9375

My wife is not a cat person. I asked her “you can have a night with chris hemsworth but you have to listen to him talk about cats lovingly for 4 hours” She goes “ill listen to him talk about pussy as long as he destroys mine”


cameoloveus

Upvote. Not because I agree with your wife but because she sounds fucking hilarious. Edit: spelling


Sparklepuffz

Richard Madden


barbados14

My boss looks unfortunately like him. He also wears a nice white shirt, sleeves folded neatly up, very expensive watch... Makes handover in the morning a tad distracting!!


micho6

Ana De Armas


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sh1pwrekt

Idris Elba


sus_enchilada

I am aware of the effect I have on women


danidoll7

it’s obviously Jeff Goldblum. any era.


zero_iq

Jeff's response: "He'he'he'heh, arrrrh hu-hu-hu-hu-huh, ha-harrr hyah-harrh!"


nothanksreddit2

It's just this funny vibe, like Jeff Goldblum could flirt with or seduce anyone, boy girl, whatever, and not in a creepy way. Like having his attention must feel like the light of a thousand kinda horny suns


Otterleigh

Excellent choice. Shit would get weeeeeird right quick.


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HeimdalfromAsgaard

Charlize Theron


serialragequitter

Timothy Olyphant


FaultyLightsaber

There are few scenes funnier in The Office than when he walks in after Michael recruits him and Kelly says "Oh f*** me."


mrs_radio_station

Bruce Campbell


coolcrushkilla

Groovy.


Scarbutt1

Hail to the king baby


chicagowago

Paul Rudd.


beranmuden

Same. Heterosexual male here...


JungAnthony

Natalie Portman, obviously...


A_Booger_In_The_Hand

You have chosen... Wisely.


whyarentyoureading

Chris Evans and Tom Hiddleston. Together.


imbolcnight

Tom Hiddleston as Loki normally doesn't do it for me (Tom Hiddleston as himself is hotter), but on the most recent *Loki* series, *so hot*. In his little button-up.


StarLeagueRecruit

*And there are times he rolls up his sleeves.* I knew I had a thing for that, but holy goddamn do I have a thing for that.


BoilThem_MashThem

I really love that all three of you followed my train of thought EXACTLY. I’ve literally said “I don’t usually like Tom as Loki, until the series, then when he rolls up his sleeves I’m in love”


Afireonthesnow

I legitimately think Tom Hiddleston is the reason I have a thing for that


jacksreddit00

Get help! Please, my brother is dying.


Mausbarchen

we are *not* doing ‘get help’


lukefive

*throws a Hiddleston*


undefined_one

I think you mean Hemsworth.


CrazyPlato

He can join in to, if he’s down


Wallflower_Mint

I'd prefer Hemsworth and Hiddleston instead.


emeeez

Add Sebastian Stan in there please.


Obi-Wana_Toki

Kate Beckinsale


masone45

Kate Beckinsale could punch me in the face and I would apologize for getting in the way


Davidtgnome

Jenna Coleman, but I'd switch teams for John Barrowman.


poljenta

Dr.Who fans are here, I see.


bwherman

Jennifer Connelly is my forever crush


idgarad

For you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waAlgFq9Xq8


bwherman

I accept this gift


Teen5150

Jason Momoa


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StephenKingly

I was going to say no one until I saw this. Can’t deny Jason Mamoa


sweetvanilla21

Sebastian Stan.


Byting_wolf

Looks like you are a Sebastian stan


LolaBunnyHoneyBee

Him as the Winter Soldier with the brooding attitude, metal arm, and long hair was an all time fave of mine. And the scene where he grabs the motorcycle! Chefs kiss!


lordoftoastonearth

Yessss choke slam me like the motorcycle n flip me on the table like the black widow


eatglasslickrust

Yaaasss. He would 10000% talk dirty in Romanian too 🤤


LuOnReddit

Greg Davies. I don’t care if it’s good things or bad things. That man is the DEFINITION of zaddy.


bobbobertbob

We have found little Alex Horne's account.


Oh_shit_it_dat_boi

Oooohhh its litttlleee alleexx HOOOORRRNNEEE


rocklawbster

I mean, he is the Taskmaster!


emeeez

Now would you tattoo his name onto your foot?


PassDaPepperPasta

Found Will's mum


NepEnut

Pedro Pascal or Ewan McGregor. Or both of them at the same time 😉


Tsuki_bunny91

Pedro pascal! My god, I loved him in Narcos and GOT, I already thought he was super handsome. But when I watched the Mandalorian and saw him in that suit, he awoke something inside of me, without even seeing his face.


Traditional-Box-5312

Alexandra d'addario


Sabre628

Those eyes!


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Margot Robbie


xZOMBIETAGx

I saw her from across the room at NYCC once. I literally thought to myself “Okay, holy crap it’s not just makeup or movie magic that girl is 100% stunning.”


Kevin_Uxbridge

Know what you mean. Years ago I happened on Cindy Crawford doing some sort of signing at a crappy bookstore and she just ... glowed. She wasn't especially gussied up either and I didn't recognize her right away, but lordy.


Available-Ad6250

Gussied up. That's some good old fashioned American speak right there.


garmachi

> That's some good old fashioned American speak right there. Yes! As are phrases like, "*Lordy!*" and, "*Cindy Crawford...*"


HellblazerPrime

I had the same experience getting within normal-speaking-voice-conversation distance of Morena Baccarin several years ago at DragonCon. She's MUCH better looking in person than she is on tv, and yes I am well aware of how good-looking she is on tv.


Chronis67

I can't even imagine Morena Baccarin being more gorgeous than she is on TV.


nackavich

An ex of mine went to school with her on the Gold Coast. This was when Margot was still on Neighbours (shitty-Australian soap), pre-Wolf of Wall St. At the time my ex was adamant that she was ‘too gorgeous for the Gold Coast’ - turns out she was right.


braedizzle

What if she she starts to gut you like a fish tho?


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Did I say ‘unless she guts me like a fish’?


Big_Gulps_Welpp

There are much worse dates than that Edit: Fates autocorrected to dates but it still works


AlsatianSuplex

Her in wolf of wall street…


sarcasticscottie

As a straight female even I'm onboard with Margot 😂


whichwitchxoxo

hozier🛐


nooooddlle

Tom Hiddleston, he'd be to nice to do anything bad anyway


your-yogurt

one time i had a dream where he was dressed up as Loki and sat down next to me. He put his hand on my thigh and slowly dragged it up. To which I SLAPPED it away proclaiming, "I am not that type of girl!" and then i woke up going, "No! I AM that type of girl!!!!"


BadaSBich22

We have too big of an age difference, but if I had been an adult in the 90s, David Duchovny.


TheNoodyBoody

David Duchovny *and* Gillian Anderson. Please and thank you.


xx2983xx

David Duchovny why won't you love me?!


kidkarma

Emilia Clarke. Dracarys indeed....


Alien_Mortice

[Alison Brie](https://i.imgur.com/WExOqAm.jpg)


EatYourCheckers

I dressed up as her character from GLOW two Halloweens ago. I do NOT look anywhere as good as Alison Brie. But my husband still likes to make sure I know I am not to get rid of the costume


treflipsbro

As a 25 year old male miles away from GLOW’s target demographic; man what a fucking great show. I wish it didn’t get cancelled.


CooperRAGE

I was expecting the Mrs. Claus outfit and song line.


WizardofBoswell

Look, eventually you hit a point of diminishing returns on the sexiness.


jster1752

whats a diminiminishemm


rahulinho

Boopy-doopy doop boop SEX


_MASAKA_

Boop be doop be doop boop SEX


LadyRogue92

Tom Hiddleston, Chris Evans, and Sebastian Stan. All at once, taking turns, or however the hell they want to do it.


watermalone316

Elizabeth Olsen


ZGT-17

Including mind control me to live in a sitcom


sublogic

Especially mind control me to live in a sitcom


DabbinOnDemGoy

Gillian Jacobs


LordHumungus70

Ugh...Britta's in this?


TrulyInsaiyan_

Ugh. They really Britta’d this question


wellwaffled

I’ve always been Team Annie, but when Britta did that awkward dance at the Christmas Musical in that brown skinsuit… I felt things.


Durr1313

Natalie Dormer


dazzler56

I’m super gay and would still let Natalie Dormer walk all over me.


rckid13

Renly wasn't into it.


Idiot_Savant_Tinker

"Girl, nobody's that gay"


dgrantschmidt

My wife laughs that this is my celeb crush. That smirk as margery tyrell fucking did something to me.


foxcatcher413

Jessica Alba


mbrine11

Salma Hayek Edit for spelling and thank you all so much for taking the time to comment and for the awards


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Jhené Aiko


LCIDisciple

Helen Mirren, now and then.


ThreeMoonstones

Jensen Ackles


NiceHandsLarry11

Straight male here, my gay pick for sure


RensotKlimn

**THANK you** Some one said it.


SlimyWorm47

Natalie Portman, i grew up with the Star Wars 2nd trilogy.


DarkArts4278

Listen I’m not gay, but Chris Evan is Chris evans


RedWestern

Adam Driver Break my spine over your knee, you weirdly large man. Destroy my self esteem with your overwhelming intelligence and Marine Corps body, you heavyset academic.


thelastattemptsname

Found John Oliver's Reddit account


SpinDancer

Lmao yes dude, I literally read his comment in John Oliver’s voice after the first sentence


ronthesloth69

As soon as I read Adam Driver my internal voice switched to John Oliver. LOL


caesar_the_dog

I was lucky enough to be an extra in a movie he was in. Sat behind him for hours thst day. He's very polite, soft spoken and very easy going. And tall! His co star was Daniel Radcliffe and the size difference between them was huge.


amo813

Shatter my knees, you fuckable redwood.


the_beefcako

This might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.


mayayahee

*Ride me bareback, you beastly ranch hand.*


theredheaddiva

Sneeze in my McFlurry, you pensive bison.


m011yRadar

Step on my throat, you rudely large man.


aymsolt

Look at me boy!


fuzzy_bat

Hi, John


chickenpants80

Absolutely me too. Damn that man is it. He's a million times sexier because he's not "conventionally" attractive. Tall, dark hair, assertive nose, fit body = yes please


keljamo

John Krasinski


Strokedoutbear

Dev Patel.


Trabbledabble

My wife recently saw the trailer for The Green Knight. She hasn't seen Patel before (I am sure she has, he just has way better facial hair and the knight thing going for him in this movie) and she actually seemed flustered when describing him. "He's......(30 second pause) handsome). I think she went through hot, smouldering, godly, fuckable and a dozen other synonyms before landing on handsome. I can't knock the dude though. He is a good looking cat and he looks knightly in the film. Gotta give credit where its due.