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Guys when you piss do you piss through your underwear hole or pull your underwear down?

Guys when you piss do you piss through your underwear hole or pull your underwear down?

CarlosMarcas

Just whatever is easier in the moment


Professor_Rekt

All dressed up and shirt tucked in? Through the underwear. Gym shorts or sweats? Underwear down. Jeans or something more casual? 50/50


CarlosMarcas

1. Zipper most likely easier since getting the tuck right is annoying, either through the hole or pop it out and over the underwear 2. Poke it though the leg hole 3. Jeans probably zipper maybe top button undone and out and over, at a certain level of casual like sweatpants just pull them down


Godlikes69

I will never again try to pee through a zipper


Kira9059

I rarely but occasionally will use my underwear's pee hole


muhgritfatcha

The real debate is weather to pee with balls in underwear vs balls out


defts_

out, so it flows better


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randylikecandy

You do. But using public urinals just gets weird.


garrhunter

If you have the balls out the elastic pulls on the bottom of the balls and actually restricts flow in my opinion, though it’s counter intuitive.


defts_

but less than the elastick of your trousers


ThatAltAccount99

Out for more agility


muhgritfatcha

Yeah that's how I used to do it. Would always help in getting that second last drop out (saving the last for the underwear, as usual).


John-Farson

Not only that, but if your grip on waistband slips and elastic snaps up under balls, or between balls and peen ... ouch, man


muhgritfatcha

Balls and underwear...Mine kept sneaking out the leg holes of my briefs and getting pinched, or the leg elastic would wear out and my nuts would just spill out. I go commando now. Cut out the middle man (or middle fabric).


John-Farson

r/HumbleBrag


muhgritfatcha

Big balls are nothing to brag about lol. They're a nuisance.


Realistic_Truck

Balls out, my counter weights help with the flow.


billbapoet

[Advances in technology](https://imgur.com/a/t3ZDZUp) have made it complex to pee Since I can no longer easily set my boys free


muhgritfatcha

Oh no what iz you doin


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In, no need to unpack


muhgritfatcha

but you can assert dominance at the urinal if you flop them out


[deleted]

We don't have urinals in our bathrooms


ll-Larka-ll

Pull it down obviously wtf


DiamondPup

The hole is only for formal occasions or emergency use.


John-Farson

Giggling trying to imagine the formal occasion


Darnitol1

Pissing for the Queen, obviously.


encogneeto

Nobody does that, dude.


FuckChiefs_Raiders

I exclusively do this. It's referred to as going through the gate as opposed to over the fence. I especially do it when I'm at work and wearing a belt. Does nobody in this thread wear belts? Are ya'll undoing your whole belts, untucking your shirt, and then pissing, only to have to reassemble all that together at a urinal?


OpeningTechnical5884

It takes <5 seconds to undo my belt and pants button... nor do you need to untuck your shirt any more than you would need to use the hole or flap. lol


encogneeto

It’s like they’re looking for an excuse to get naked in public. In my whole life I’ve seen literally one other adult male do this at the urinal. I assumed he had some medical issue.


Hrnghekth

Naked? Again, we're not pulling our pants down to our ankles. There is no bum exposure.. you probably have seen most people at the urinal doing it our way but you just don't pay a close enough attention so you assume they're going through the zipper. You are definitely the weird one in this situation homie.


FuckChiefs_Raiders

I don't think either situation is weird. Pulling your pants down 1st grade style would be weird. Going into the stall and taking clothes off George Costanza style would be weird. Through the gate, over the fence, who cares man. Just a personal preference.


ll-Larka-ll

Literally almost every guy does that but ok dude


OpeningTechnical5884

My underwear doesn't even have a pee hole or flap. My last pair with with one was probably from when I was 12...


encogneeto

Why? You’re telling me you undo your belt, undo your pants button,unzip your pants, and pull down your underwear to take a piss? That’s like half a step away from a 6 year old pissing at a urinal with their pants around their ankles.


Hrnghekth

We're not pulling our underwear down to our ankles dude. We're just pulling the front part down slightly. Like the people wearing face masks with their nose sticking out. And yes, it's not a hassle to undo my belt and pants button.. It's literally more difficult to go through the zipper because the zipper area isn't exactly a wide garage door.


dogsarefun

Also, it has teeth on it


OpeningTechnical5884

Right?! Who wants to risk their dick scrapping a zipper???


darwin_thornberry

Go ooonnn….


dogsarefun

Penis skin is thin


OpeningTechnical5884

lol I can't imagine how anyone would think its easier to fish their dick out through their zipper and underwear flap than it is to do simply unbutton, unzip, and slightly tuck the front down.


encogneeto

> We're not pulling our underwear down to our ankles dude. Right. I said you were a half step away. > And yes, it's not a hassle to undo my belt and pants button.. It's literally more difficult to go through the zipper without doing that because the zipper area isn't exactly a garage door. How can undoing your belt, button, and zipper be easier than undoing your zipper?


OpeningTechnical5884

because then you don't have to dig your fingers through two layers of clothing to fish out your dick while trying to avoid the zippers teeth.


Hrnghekth

Undoing the zipper is no problem, fishing the hog out is where it gets complicated.


GhostRyan09

What if it gets caught on the zipper? Ouch...


SirFelsenAxt

Pull up one pant leg like a real man


John-Farson

Make sure to pull it out of your sock top first.


CalgaryChris77

Pull it down, pulling it through the hole squeezes it so I can't pee fully. I'm guessing people who are using the holes must wear boxers... with briefs or boxer briefs they seem very impractical.


BjOaNmEzR

I use the hole.


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BjOaNmEzR

.....what?


omniwrench-

##I was not blessed with the worlds biggest dick. It’s either pull down my underwear, get hard to take a piss, or deal with pissy underwear.


tjean5377

Jesus I wear hearing aides and heard this from the back of the room😂😂😂


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BjOaNmEzR

So... >I was not blessed with the world’s biggest dick. It’s either pull down my underwear, get hard to take a piss, or deal with pissy underwear. This is what it's supposed to say? Because this still makes no sense.


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BjOaNmEzR

Do you wear several pairs of extremely think pants all the time, or are you doing something very *very* wrong?


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BjOaNmEzR

>My dick, when flaccid, is only about 1.5 inches. Right... did you see my question about the pants? > Pretend your pinky is a dick and stick it through the hole. Tell me if you’d feel comfortable. I would. >It’s slightly over 5 erect. Congrats. >I’m not getting hard just to piss lol. I don't think anyone expects you to.


peepintong

Depends, if I am wearing a belt, I go though the hole. if I am wearing stretchy pants then I pull 'em down.


Neinbozobozobozo

I sit when I pee, so I have to pull down. Prince Albert problems. 🤷🏾


Herogamer555

Through the hole. Why would I pull my underwear down when the hole is so much quicker and more convenient?


AnthonyCumiaPedo

TIL I'm apparently a white rhino for pissing through the underwear hole


gubbinssmackattack

The underwear hole. That convenience is there for a reason so i don't need to mess with my belt. When wearing bball shorts, I just pull it down


KJwackey

Piss in pants then change them


Nice_Swordfish_69420

Hole? What?


asocial7193

Male underwear does have holes You haven't seen it before?


Lagduf

It’s not a hole. It’s two overlapping pieces of fabric that can be pulled apart to create a hole. The design intent as I understand is to allow a variety of sizes genitals. With a bigger package the two pieces can be pulled apart to provide enough room.


Nice_Swordfish_69420

No I don’t think so


asocial7193

Google it


AdmiralAkbar1

The fly on the underwear.


sickles_and_pickles

both


Auserna

Pull down, It's quicker.


[deleted]

As with a swollen prostate gland, expect to piss through your underwear before pulling them down, and then several seconds after you've completely finished and put it away.


Abhi005

Pissing through the hole is cool. It makes it more hard and big and more pleasurable.


01halle

🩲👇


pittbiomed

What is this underwear you speak of?


Kirikomori

Pull the pants and underwear down all the way and then tell mummy im finished afterwards


royaj77

Dad?


Zestyclose_Cut9869

I don't use those types of boxers anymore. Boxer briefs are where it's at.


fraydafelcher

Through my pee hole.


Cognitive_Cure

Neither. Pull underwear to the side rather than try and find the underwear hole. Works for boxers or briefs


nondedjuuu

Pull it down, I haven't worn underwear with holes in it since I was like 12 years old.


[deleted]

Flaps are counting


OpeningTechnical5884

I'm aware. I haven't seen any adult underwear with a hole, flap, or any other sort of opening to pee through.


[deleted]

Ok don't know how


WhenAllElseFail

I go commando all day errday


muhgritfatcha

Same here brother


WhenAllElseFail

*high five*


GrumpyCatStevens

It’s called a fly. And I use it.


zoink001100

You fly for using the fly.


TagSoda

Ever had ur skin of ur penis stuck in ur fly, not recomended..


PanelaRosa

None of my underwear have peeing holes wtf


oppyusa11

Who the f*** using the hole in underwear?


heelspider

In jeans or anything with a zipper, pull down is an incredible pain in the ass. Hole is the only option. But in gym shorts or sweatpants, if you have to pull down the pants already, why not pull everything? Basically hole vs. pull is dictated by the outerwear. You don't mix strategies. I feel sorry for any guys who have failed to master both techniques.


faff_n_sprocket

So with jeans do you put your dick through the zipper hole, then? I don’t see that being comfortable…


heelspider

What did you think the zipper was for?


faff_n_sprocket

I unbutton and unzip so I can move the whole business away from my business


heelspider

You moon everyone when you use a urinal?


faff_n_sprocket

Nah, just open the front flaps. Waistband doesn’t move from my hips/butt


Pretend-Drop-8039

w t f this is enough reddit for the day


BodhiBill

i havent owned a pair of peehole underwear in decades. thought those only came in kids and cheep tighty whities (black undies matter too).


astro_scientician

Underpants *off*!


AnybodyZ

I’m not a dickhole kinda guy, I swear


muhgritfatcha

What if you freeball?


OkBoomer7296

I always thought about doing it but I never did, so I always just pull them down. Just feels like the right thing to do:P


ElectricGeezer

Through the zipper


Asleep_Structure_493

That's like the one hole I won't out my dick in.


FlamingChicken43

Pull it down.


Dracon_Pyrothayan

This is far easier when you go commando


Kozlow

Piss in my underwear and then wring them out.


Lufernaal

The real question is do you let only the shaft out or the nuts too?


IamAJediMaster

Sit. Easier, cleaner, and you get to sit.


GenerallySalty

Pull down. I wear boxer briefs that don't even have a hole, but I never used it when I had it either.


tehmlem

I just wear them with the dick and balls hanging out the hole so I can pee more efficiently.


Embarrassed_Tax_6547

Pull it down


MaliciousMantis

That’s brave of you assuming that guys piss 👀


LadanReddit

Pull down lol, why would you wanna piss through the hole your leg goes through


Halcyon_Days__

It's called a fly by the way.


disgruntled_joe

At work I use the fly so I don't have to unbuckle my belt, at home I flop it over the underwear


modest_crayon

The first time you pull your dick through that hole the boxers are ruined. Your dick falls out of it from then on and it's trash. Couldn't imagine someone would enjoy that


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Pay more than 2 bucks for panties


OpeningTechnical5884

Anything more than $2 doesn't have the hole. I haven't seen a hole in underwear since my parents stopped buying me Fruit of the Loom.


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Flaps count as holes


OpeningTechnical5884

Yes, I'm aware. The fruit of the loom underwear my parents bought for me had "flaps."


modest_crayon

Facts my breathable work panties don't even have a seam there. So to answer the ops question, it's over the top. Not through


heytherefrendo

If it has a zipper, you use the hole. If it's an elastic band, you pull the front down with your non dominant thumb.


Slashfyre

Wow I thought I was weird for never using my fly, but I'm feeling very reassured now haha. I will only piss using my fly if I'm wearing very loose sleeping shorts/pajama pants, any kinda regular pants or shorts and I'm just pulling the front of my underwear down. The true way to assert your dominance, however, is to pull your pants and underwear down to your ankles and stand at the urinal completely bare-assed.


Coreidan

I piss through my socks


Mackinacsfuriousclaw

You all wear pants when you are peeing?


baconpoutine89

Pull the underwear down to below my sack to give my balls a nice rest while urinating.


twoweeksbehind

Depends on if im wearing a belt or not


ratchet0101

Sit on the toilet whilst peeing like a girl, so I can slack off work and play on my phone!


MikeHunt420_6969

I wait until I go swimming. Then, well...you know


Nuggumi

I pull it down, is that weird?


PM_ME_PAMPERS

In theory it’s a nice concept having the fly to quickly poke yourself out of, do your business, and retract without having to pull anything down. In practice, it doesn’t really work out as nicely. I wear briefs and the flys are always very tight and small. It’s quite difficult to yank the opening wide enough to fish my dick out of it, and it’s even more awkward trying to pack him back in through it. For boxers wearers, it’s probably a bit easier as I know the flys are basically just holes.


zipmygoose

My penis


Jelz

Use the hole with boxers because they're loose and it's easy to emerge from the den. Boxer briefs or tighty whities no way it's too elastic like holding open a garbage bag with one hand while dumping something in it....too difficult.


CatchingRays

Underwear? Right short sleeve.


RynoLasVegas

That flap is there for a reason


NoRush862

I have to pull my underwear down. My balls need to be loose and free when I piss.


JFSM01

I always thought that hole was so that your balls wouldn’t boil in hot days


ProbsGettinABanToday

Depends what underwear I'm wearing. Sometimes through the flap at the front because I only have to unbutton/zip. If there's no flap, then it's pants open and pull down


Get_dat_bread69

Pull down


InsomniaticWanderer

The hole is for winter when you're covered in layers. Otherwise it's pull out.


Gr1pp717

Depends on if my shirts tucked in and I'm wearing a belt or not.


MarijadderallMD

Doing research for the josh potter debate?


_BluLeaf

Depends on the situation and my current state of consciousness


nokittythatsmypie

I only like to pee in the shower, so I spend most of my day just holding it. Usually around lunch, and then again late afternoon, I’ll just piss my pants to avoid using a toilet. My friends and family are so used to it that it’s not a problem at this point. If I’m gonna be leaving the house I always make sure to bring a fresh pair of pants (or as I call them “piss catchers”) and a plastic bag for the old ones. The worst part is honestly the showers. I have so much urine backed up by then, that I have to constantly make sure the drain is very cleared, so that I don’t overflow the tub. My ankles and feet are probably the healthiest parts of my body though, so maybe there is something positive about wading around in your own pee for a nice long shower twice a day.


sno_boarder

I just sit. Nothing quite like sitting and peeing.


frygod

That's not meant to be a hole, it's meant to allow the front to expand.


exploited_llama

I'm a commando. Underwear is for pussies.


Tough_Pudding1036

if you piss your underwear hole you most likely put milk in the bowl before the cereal , that ain’t right man!


Cancerus_rice

I pee through my homies asshole but no homo, even tho there is nothing wrong with using the restroom


lady0rthetiger

I'm told the purpose of the hole is to leave room for random boners.


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AvgJim

Some do, some don't.


OpeningTechnical5884

I can't remember the last underwear I owned that had a pee hole...