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What is a thing that is universally hated by all people?

What is a thing that is universally hated by all people?

MapleHertzoggie

Stickers that peel off easily 80% of the way, but leave behind 20% that are bonded to the surface of the object for life.


kiakosan

Going through Alzheimer's/dementia. Has to be one of the most sad ways to go


scaryboilednoodles

Sinus infections


fluffychien

I had sinus infections year after year until age 16 when I had an operation to straighten my nasal septum (the bit in the middle between your two nostrils). When they took off the bandages it was like nothing I'd ever felt before or since, but it changed my life for the better.


KnittingforHouselves

Wait... are you telling me that fixing the inside of my nose would help? I've had a chronic sinus infection going for a decade now! Coincidentally about a year before it started I had my nose broken and now due to all the nose-diving for covid tests, I was told my septum is crooked to one side...


go-with-the-flo

Deviated septum club, unite! My friend also had surgery to correct his deviated septum and said it was life-changing. I am very tempted, but I think my case is minor enough that I can just struggle through the occasional sinus headaches.


KitGundy

Just because it’s minor doesn’t mean you have to struggle if you don’t want to!


sixfourtykilo

Nothing makes you appreciate the ability to breathe out of both nostrils until you've had a cold.


introusers1979

I have really terrible chronic allergies. My nose is ALWAYS partially stuffed, and it’s worst when I’m trying to sleep. I also frequently wake up with dry mouth & a burning throat. Last night I woke up at like 5 am and I started crying because my throat hurt so bad


Zorgsmom

Same. I'm only able to breathe out of one nostril most days, some days it's neither. But, usually ONE day per year they **both** become clear & that day is freaking MAGICAL.


JuanD019

Having a hair in your mouth and it being impossible to locate


toothfixingfiend

Tooth pain


chaygray

I can agree with this. I just had a root canal last month. The pain before the surgery was excruciating.


CloakedGod926

I just had a couple teeth pulled because they were beyond saving. The pain for the two weeks before was hell


ImProfoundlyDeaf

Especially when you can feel the exact single nerve lining all way to your brain throbbing like a motherfucker


Romesus

Its worst pain I ever had in my life!!!! Aaaagh


AngelicxDevilish

Accidentally breathing water through your nose


Revolutionary_Elk420

flipside of accidentally drinking water/liquid wrong and it comes out the nose


UpvoteIfYoureUgly

When you wake up in the middle of the night and you want to go back to sleep but you have to pee


babykoalalalala

And then after you pee, you can’t go back to sleep and you lie there wide awake 🥲


littlefriend77

Even worse is waking up like 20 minutes before your alarm and not being able to go back to sleep because you have to pee.


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RaynSideways

And then the swollen part juts out and is easier to bite again by accident. The first time hurts. The second is even worse.


crazy_al01

Biting your tongue, even worse


thrashingkaiju

Or your lip


ryukin631

And then you somehow keep on biting the same spot over and over.


sam_the_hammer

Not somehow. Evolutionary disadvantage. When we bite out lip the part bitten swells, increasing the likelyhood of it happening again.


simerxz

Happening to me everyday for the past three days :(


importvita

#Self-Cannibalism


avelak

Burning your tongue, even worse


28smalls

I'll take burning my tongue over the roof of my mouth any day. I swear, I get a blister right behind my front teeth as soon as it happens.


Cautious_Emotion9839

When your pocket or belt loop snags on the door handle.


TCtheThunderRooster

Especially when you’re already in a hurry and upset about it.


FlatBot

Or if you’re already in a bad mood and nothing is going right that day


kawaiian

Or if you’re in the middle of an argument


AlyaTheHalfElf

Instant fury. If it’s been a bad day, thats enough to set me off


Dragosteax

This happened to me at work a couple of years ago. I’m a flight attendant and was standing by the cockpit talking to the captain (who I just met for the first time) just general preflight info. So i was like alright great blah blah was gonna leave him to his devices as I went and did my thing. Tried to walk away, but the doorknob handle for the bathroom, that’s next to the cockpit door, completely trapped me and got inside of my belt loop on the back of me. I could not get myself free. It was so awkward for this pilot to try and come over and dislodge my ass from this door handle omg I was melting


ZubLor

Ha ha, can just picture this! Also when your pocket catches on the doorknob


waldoiswatchingyou

Same category= standing up from your desk while your plugged in Headset on


NolanHarlow

Of all the things I proportionally over-react to, this is the highest. Like, it's not a huge deal. But I absolutely want to lose my shit whenever it happens.


Casual-Notice

The almost-sneeze.


AdPotential5559

The blue balls of the face


greenteamoon

Those ads that autoplay on the side of webpages, especially when they automatically have sound


portableportal

Even worse, the ones that autoplay in the center of the screen. With fake X buttons.


NotOfThisWorld2020

They have *fake* X buttons?! I've gotten so pissed off over not being able to X out of the fucking things, and I just assumed it was my internet or phone screen not responding... I have literally shut the device all the way off before because I couldn't figure out how to make the add go away.


JorgeMtzb

Those ads that open another tab if you try to close them. Or pages that do the same thing no matter where you click.


The_Starving_Autist

being sleepy, getting into bed, then being awake


JulienS2000

I've been having this problem for about a week now. I'm tired all day but wide awake once I go to bed and I fucking hate it. Edit: thanks for the suggestions, everyone! I know a lot of you are having the same problem as I do and it sucks. I'll definitely try some of the tips you gave me


AnotherStorm

Prepare for more sleep advice that work for me Try stretching (focused on the back muscles) Focus on breathing (Avoid inner monologue of breath in breath out and just the actual action) If it takes more than 30 minutes to fall asleep, get up and do something else. This help get rid of some frustration of not going to sleep. I do apologize if you did not want tips on sleeping and just wanted to vent Edit: For smokers, alcoholics, stoners, etc. avoid substance abuse if you need to get up. Go make a sandwich or distract yourself from not being able to sleep. Edit 2: Try and have a designated time range like between 9pm to 10 pm that you need to get ready for and go to bed. If you missed it the time deadline, then drop what you are doing and go to bed. You will NOT miss losing hours of gaming or social media nor are you gonna remember most of what happened.


noodlesquad

Love this "avoid inner monologue/focus on the action itself" advice. I will try practicing that. Thanks!


Grjaryau

Or when you’re super tired and fall asleep for literally 5 minutes and something wakes you up and your brain is like “oh, good morning!”


MeatWad111

Going upstairs and forgetting why you went up there then suddenly remembering as soon as you've sat back down in the living room


anne_c_rose

Trying to click x on an ad but actually clicking on the ad and it redirects you to the play store


AlterEgoCat

Those should be illegal


GeneralTonic

Come on, Europe! Ban it already!


babykoalalalala

The x’s be really small sometimes too so my fat finger misses it and ends up clicking on the ad itself which takes me to another site. They do this on purpose 😡


caunju

Or even worse I've had a couple with a fake x in the upper corner and the real one in the bottom


mambomak

Cold spots in food after heating it up for four minutes.


yeah_it_was_personal

Similarly, a sudden crunch in food that's supposed to be soft. Nothing like a chunk of bone in the middle of my Sonic burger.


Axgk

Yes, this will literally ruin an entire meal for me and its just, “no more meat for me for 2 days :)” I just give up eating at that point


sixfourtykilo

Lava spots in the same dish that ruin the entire experience only to be completely contrasted by the still cold spots. Nothing else makes you feel like you're coming down with a virus than an improperly warmed dish.


timshel_life

Nothing like that cold center of lasagna


SatansSlutz

Water running down your sleeve when washing dishes, then standing on the water with socks on


hazelwassername534

IDK what the problem is but every damn time I hand wash dishes I wind up with my shirt soaked and water all over the counters. I'm just going to blame my kitchen sink.


plantysenpai

Being told “We need to talk later” Why did you give me the notification? Now I’m gonna be riddled with anxiety until we talk. You could’ve just said nothing.


My_slippers_dont_fit

And then you find out it’s about something trivial/unimportant. *"You’ve had me stressing all day for THAT?"*


200milli-amps

My wife did that recently and it was “I think we need a new living room rug.”


KyleCAV

"I don't feel like things are going to work out"....."with this table"


Ardent_Gunner

I think we should see other people…. About our car insurance


kungfubellydancer

Holy shit, I accidentally started a sentence with "I don't feel like things are going to work out...." "...between me and my new job." I'm pretty sure I accidentally gave my boyfriend a heart attack


anonymaus404

Reply with: "Yes. We REALLY need to talk. It is high time now for you to know this." to give the person 10x more anxiety back than they have given you.


kingbking

The good ol’ anxiety reverse card


aznanimality

Hit back with "Yes we do" Now everyone is stressed.


unknown_404_yep

When you turn your neck a weird way and it starts hurting


orangesqueakytoy

When you sneeze and strain a back muscle.


my_cement_butthead

Woohoo! I found my people!


frankendragula473

Yes, the 25+-year-olds


Chaost

That weird burning feeling too, where you don't know if it'll last a few minutes or you're going to wake up tomorrow unable to move your neck.


M3rmaidMan

The two ads on YouTube that are long enough to be annoying, but aren’t long enough to be skipped.


turrxxr

5 second's ads


SYTSK

Lately, they had the two ads be 15 seconds and neither are skippable


fancybumlove

click on the bottom left exclamation mark or question mark, and report the ad, it lets you skip it instantly. Edit: Thank you to everyone for the awards!


Traditional_Stuff646

Best life hack I’ve seen in years. Thank you


nicolasmcfly

No longer works :(


diccpiccs101

it works on most ads, it normally wont work if the ad is by google, apple, or other large affiliated brands.


KnightOwl224

When you think the hot drink has cooled enough to drink, but then you find out you were wrong, so wrong.


4ty8

That moment when something's stuck in between your teeth and your tongue can locate it just fine, but your fingers or a toothpick can't...


Chemical_Excuse

Or the itch that's right in the middle of your upper back but too far down to reach it by yourself.


PwnStarTerry

Or that itch that is somehow exactly between the back of your throat, inside your ear, and behind your eye.


JonesNate

I once accidentally trolled my girlfriend because of this. I told her, "I have an itch I can't scratch." She looked at me weird, so I continued, "It's in my ear, and no matter what I do it doesn't go away." (Said while rapidly pushing and pulling my ear.) That was the day I learned the phrase "an itch I can't scratch" is a sex reference.


W1D0WM4K3R

She thought you wanted a dick in your ear? That's like basic level kinks bro. Live your best life!


Cru_Jones86

Maybe she likes aural sex.


muddleheadedperson

Do you have allergic rhinitis, my friend?


ItsNotRabbit

I do! It's awful. The inside of my body should not have permission to itch.


LeahyGaga

Wait this happens to me I thought this happened to everyone


niagaemoc

Oh God.


MaxDamage1

That's why there is a messed-up door frame at my parents house. It's the best spot to go bear-style and scratch your back by rubbing it on that edge. We all did it so much that we messed up the paint/edge.


CoffeeCat072083

Sitting here imagining you and your family went through the house testing every door frame and it's making me giggle.


kionatrenz

I call that spot “the Bermuda Triangle”: something is happening there but I can’t reach nor see it.


Jak_n_Dax

I’m so glad I can reach my entire back. Also you just made it itch, damn you.


SpaceCowboy58

A singing bear taught me that you can just scratch against a tree or a post.


chrissymad

This is weird to me. There is no part of my back I can’t scratch.


MewtwoStruckBack

I had one of those for like a week. It was part of a popcorn kernel and almost no amount of flossing was dislodging it. Finally got the fucker out and it was better than sex.


ds_Gardening

The life story before the recipe on recipe websites.


ta4trolling

I'm not kidding, I looked up a recipe for a certain blackberry centered dish and it had literally no recipe in it. It was a one paragraph story about how she used to pick blackberries when she was a kid, mind you the title was a recipe and it was located on a recipe website.


mywifemademegetthis

Getting asked to get up for something the moment you sat down.


Cary14

Or when your other half calls you and says "come here !". I say why and they say "just come here" . Its nearly always something they could've come to you to say


throwawaykarl

90% of living with your SO is one of you yelling "What?" from another room.


bayo_sandwich

what's the other 10%?


tourettesman02

Yelling "Yes??" from the other room.


marrella

I thought it was "What do you want for dinner"?


tourettesman02

That's my mom's favorite line to use lol. Calls my dad midway thru the day and gets mad when he says he doesn't know. Happens almost every time


_csephus_

Yelling something at just a low enough volume to not quite be heard from the other room


Fifty4FortyorFight

This is why I text my husband when he's in the other room. So he doesn't yell across the house or up the stairs.


CalculateAndDestroy

Or the moment you put headphones on and they see you do it. Then try to talk to you and get mad that your ignoring them but they ignored you most of the day.


shewholaughslasts

This but with a book. Why is it that the very second I start reading my previously silent sweetie decides to tell me all his stories? Little does he know I've already adapted and if he's too silent or stuck in a reddit rabbithole I know cracking open a book will bring out his chatty side. Bua Ha Ha!


iwokeupabillionare

Mini stones that get inside your shoes


SethKadoodles

you mean...pebbles?


lt_kernel_panic

No, mini stones are the main ingredient in ministone soup.


-toe-beans-

No they mean rock babies


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Wearing wet socks. I legitimately hate my entire existence if I get caught in the rain and get my shoes and socks wet.


neitheryounori

A long time ago there was a post on r/unpopularopinion about how the OP always liked to shower with their socks on. One of the few correct usages of that sub.


thebigbroke

Hopefully the police caught the bastard 🙏🏿


SilentOccasion

Jesus Christ


Swordfish1929

When you have just got dressed and are about to put your shoes on and head out the door. But first you nip into the bathroom to wash your hands and bam! Puddle left over from your shower here to ruin your day.


IoSonCalaf

It’s demoralizing


qbertisback

Mosquitoes


Morlik

**Come on, Flanders. There's got to be something you hate.** **What about mosquito bites?** **Mm-mmm. Sure are fun to scratch.**


Thirty_Helens_Agree

Satisfyin’!


tbucket

Stupid sexy Flanders


colg4t3

Imagine being bitten by a bug that you can barely see and then having an illness that needs lifelong treatment or just kills you, honestly terrifying


Feisty_Baseball_8911

They should be banned from earth. Vote for me and I will ban mosquitoes.


VulfSki

Run for office on the platform of eradicating mosquitos and getting rid of daylight savings time and you have my vote.


Waterak

low speed internet


slukbunwalla

I live in rural Iowa and our only option is satellite internet, which is TERRIBLE. I never knew how much I took a solid Internet connection for granted.


ovensesame

Say that to my internet provider.


FWgator

Traffic


Not_Harv_anyway

You're not "stuck in" traffic. You _**are**_ traffic.


throawaybitch

'Hey honey where are you..? We are all waiting for you..' 'I will be late 30 min hun.." 'Why..? 'I am traffic'


dartfrog11

I am not in traffic, Skyler. I am the traffic.


Billybobjimjoejeffjr

I am the ONE WHO HONKS!


donutspartangt

Everyone else is the traffic. I'm the only intelligent person on the road. Lol


Made-a-blade

"Boss, I'm gonna be late! I'm traffic!" just doesn't work as well...


mike_b_nimble

I say that depends on the cause of the traffic. Rush hour downtown? You are traffic. Long haul down the interstate and you can see that one car in the fast lane is refusing to go any faster than the car next to it and a line is building up behind them and your ETA keeps climbing because you’re going under the speed limit? Stuck in traffic.


diewithsmg

Reading this deeply triggered me. When that happens I literally want to burn the world down. While laughing maniacally. I move back and forth from the boonies to the city every 6 months so I only have to deal with it half the year but man. There is nothing worse.


Neon_Sternum

When you’re showering and the shower curtain moves and sticks to your body.


frightenedhugger

Ugh, when you see it slowly billowing towards you so you slap it away, only for it to slowly creep towards you again a moment later.


PmMeIrises

Spray the side of the tub with the curtain. The actual tub. Then push the curtain to the tub. It sticks. No more being touched in the middle of your showers. This only works with a tub and shower curtain.


Ecstatictobehere

Job Interviews. The whole job hunting process in general.


crisenta

Just applied to Build-a-Bear of all places and one of the questions on the quiz you have to take is: Have you ever thought about stealing from an employer, and then decided not to act upon those urges? •definitely yes •somewhat yes •somewhat no •definitely no Like, no matter how you answer you’re telling them you’ve at least CONSIDERED stealing from work.


solidsausage900

Have you ever had coffee or PCP? Yes or no


MoxEmerald

Does your father know you're gay? Yes / No


hippiechick725

Flies in the house. Makes everyone slap-happy.


Desirai

I'm home owner now, we bought our house during the summer. The cats want to go out, but change their mind. Then change their mind and do want to go out. But now they want to go in. Anyway, I called my grandma and told her "now I understand what you meant when you would yell at us for holding the door open because all the flies were coming in" 120trillion square acres on this planet and they're waiting for MY door to open.


Conscious-Visual9575

The spot you get on your face that turns up just in time for your big night out, and its one of those that doesn't get a head on, it just sits there looking red and angry.


didico207

Cancer


TME134

Spam calls about the warranties on vehicles.


xeothought

"This is our last attempt..." OH REALLY? PLEASE. LET IT BE YOUR LAST FUCKING ATTEMPT


Bonch_and_Clyde

Don't threaten me with a good time.


MrsMel_of_Vina

In the most exasperated voice: "We've been trying to reach you..."


Fun_Kaleidoscope1918

When you rip a paper towel off and that little corner doesn’t come with and stays on the next paper towel. I think we can all agree that we hate that.


IoSonCalaf

It feels like such a defeat :(


ThermionicEmissions

You might consider a trigger-warning next time!


aPwndit

So close, yet so far...


shewholaughslasts

YES! And the difficulty I have unsecuring the first piece of toilet paper from the roll. WHY so much glue? WHY? Each roll is already squoze in next to buddies in a plastic bag or paper roll - why all the security? Just gimme 3 lil spots of glue spaced out with an edge to grab onto and we'll be good. Trying to unpeel a fresh roll of TP (often in dire circumstances) should not mean wrestling and tearing the first three feet apart with my fingernails hoping to get the layers right. Screw that noise.


Sleuthingsome

Looking at your cell phone in bed and then dropping it on your face.


72proudvirgins

Corrupt Politicians getting away with crime


yowhatsupdog

Mosquitoes


Lemur001

Ticks. Blood sucking little bastards, the food chain doesn't need you.


flowerpd

People coming into your room and then leaving the door open


23370aviator

“Due to higher than normal call volumes, your wait time may be longer than normal.” Bruh quit lying, you just refuse to properly staff your call center.


IntelligentWest1460

All spam calls and traffic tickets


turrxxr

Is there a way to get way from spam calls ? Like forever


IntelligentWest1460

I wish....I stopped answering my phone unless in contact list.


Enjoying_A_Meal

But what if the prince of Nigeria needs your help?


jrcookOnReddit

The prince of Nigeria can leave a message


Hat_Potato

It used to be Brussel sprouts but then people learned how to cook them. Now I think it’s stubbing your toe


NorthKoreanJesus

Tinnitus.


mr-random-ny

People that drive slowly in the fast lane and then don't switch lanes when able to.


pjabrony

Especially when they have room to move over but you don't.


Jfonzy

Biting the inside of your mouth


niuqaoj_reddIT

When dunking a cookie in milk/coffee and it breaks. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHG!


Ramoncin

CAPTCHAs.


HoneyMCMLXXIII

Bedbugs?


JonWick33

Diarrhea. I hate that shit.


MyNameIsRay

Stubbing your toe/banging your shin Every curse word in the book comes out.


LovelyBones17

When you have that little bit of skin hanging off your finger that you end up ripping it off to your elbow


Kolichu21

When your device is connected to the wifi but when you open a website and it says that you have no internet connection. Edit: I've just realized my old comment was hard to understand so i tried to explain it better.


lexilasalle8

"we've been trying to reach you regarding your cars extended warranty."


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Ads


Chemistry-Regular

I literally do advertising but the youtube ads are just so fucking annoying. I dunno, its probably the spell going back to the wizard


First-Fantasy

Sometimes I hate ads and sometimes I'm like "whoa when did they make Scream 4?"


MaleficentPicture773

If you are still getting ads for Scream 4, you might want to power down your Windows XP device for security reasons.


jackal5lay3r

Spotify ads are psychotic


T_Williamson

When you reply to your mom from upstairs and she proceeds to shout your name again and again.


Aaa0n_

Low battery on your phone


poppies1976

That line of dirt you cant sweep up in front of the dust pan


Crambulance

Mosquitoes


Ok-Foot-2802

Bending your fingernail backwards


ToxicMattarella

Toothache