Die. I would choose to die, see what's up, and then survive.
Edit: Thanks for the award!
Yeah, this was not given enough attention…this is really the only answer.
Wait until my mom counts to 0
I did this when I was 6. Can confirm was killed.
You won't die, but you will want to.
I’d sell all my organs and become a millionaire
But OP said that afterwards you return to your original state. So as soon as the effect wore off or whatever, your organs would rip themselves out of their new owners and fly back into your body.
well that's none of my concern now is it?
You are built to be a millionaire, my friend.
That's A LOTTA DAMAGE
Instead of a guillotine, it's just Phil slapping his head off.
Who says it gets reattached? Maybe you just have to carry your head around for the rest of your life.
Nearly Headless Nick would be jealous.
get my head cut off with a guillotine. I've read that you still are alive for a moment after your head is cut off, I want to know how it feels to just be a head
A few weeks ago during climbing I tore an important muscle in my neck. The pain from that muscle migrated to the center of my shoulder blades and then straight up, along my skull to the top of my head. It felt not only painful, but super fucking weird. In that moment I thought that something had ripped my head from the body.
I'm pretty sure now that getting decapitated feels just like that.
If you haven't been to a doctor yet, you should go. Most modern decapitations are internal, and you can look totally fine on the outside but in really your skull is separated from your spinal column.
Oh, something new to be irrationally terrified of! Thanks! I’ll put this somewhere safe.
Don’t look down!
He... Didn't reply, what if looking at the notification was all the head movement that was needed to finish the job.
You just straight up killed a dude making a comment on Reddit
Not my first kill, but definitely the most creative!
I'd say your body is in way too much shock to process the pain. It'd be like "huh what happe..." and bam, you're dead.
"sir, we are picking up a meteor coming out of orbit!" "how big?" "About the size of a person, sir!"
We wouldn’t pay attention to that honestly as it would usually burn up. When it doesn’t then we’ll be interested
Taste cyanide and see if it really does taste like almonds.
That's genius, ngl.. I too am curious.
Hey thank you! Is it really the Forbidden Almond Extract? I want to know if I’ve been lied to. Lol
There's a Nile Red video about it. You should look it up on YouTube I think it'll answer your questions.
I've tasted it, it tastes similar to almonds but also REALLY bad. Like to this day the worst tasting thing I've ever put in my mouth
Yeah now you have to explain when how and why
I think we need to know how much first.
Its been 5 hours . Op fucking died.
Other way around, almonds contain trace amounts of cyanide. Almonds smell like cyanide.
EDIT: looks like I oversimplified/was just straight up wrong. There's a compound in almonds that, when broken down by the body, creates trace amounts of cyanide. As per u/bglargl below, "the main contributor to almond flavor/aroma is actually benzaldehyde. almonds contain a substance that splits up into a sugar, and benzaldehyde and cyanide."
Go to the bottom of the mariana trench. That's always intrigued me to no end to whats at the bottom of the lowest part of the ocean. OP said that there would be no damages or repercussions, so even if I got attacked by some big nasty down there, I'll live
Edit: for those that are pointing out about damages, OP has commented in a separate comment that there would be none. No damages, injuries etc.
Bonus points if you find a door down there and knock on it. https://xkcd.com/1040/
Just don't open it unless you want a rapid expansion of the Netherlands https://what-if.xkcd.com/53/
[But Mars, tho](https://what-if.xkcd.com/54/)
New Netherlands 😳😳😳
Hasn't garbage managed to find its way down there?
More than likely. I'll pick up the rubbish as I'm there
Yes. I read a report not too long ago and there was plastics and trash bags. Really sad.
Strapping myself to a missile and being blasted into the side of a mountain.
“You missed! How could you miss?!? He was three feet in front of you”
"DISHONOR! DISHONOR ON YOU! DISHONOR ON YOUR FAMILY! DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!"
Go through a black hole and see what's really going on
Whoa! Thanks for my first awards guys and gals!
Well u may not die but good luck getting out
That's the kicker - you would be stuck inside the event Horizon until the black hole decays - depending on its size, it could be a *very* long wait...and by the rules of the hypothetical, you can't die.
Yeah but that's really stretching it.
All right, all right, all right
Downside? Having to wait billions of years.
Upside? Spaghettifaction means you have the longest dong in human history.
I swear that missing sock is in there somewhere.
So that's where all my guitar picks went
Explore the damaged reactor at Chernobyl.
I’d much rather sit inside of an active nuclear reactor and watch it all go down.
Good news. Chernobyl is still reacting.
True. And I absolutely would love to visit that area some day. I’m fascinated by the entire incident.
There's a large mass called the [elephants foot](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/90/Chernobyl_Elephant%27s_Foot.jpg) that resides under reactor no.4 and according to research, the foot is still active. In '86 the foot would have been fatal after 30 seconds of exposure; even today, the radiation is fatal after 300 seconds or 5 minutes.
There's a bunch of [YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_NsueHWrfw&t=1s) videos of people that have snuck into the area dodging patrols to explore the remains of Pripyat.
Yeah I’m familiar with the elephants foot. The firefighters’ uniforms in the basement of the Pripyat hospital are also fascinating.
Radiation is a crazy and scary thing.
i’ll get a bunch of sponsors to fund me for something totally bat shit insane to the point they don’t even question me. maybe skydive into the center of times square wearing nothing but a red cape, pristine white underpants, and rollerblades. then live off that fame for the rest of my short life.
The real trick is if they are still pristine by the time you hit the ground.
“Nah, these were yellow when I got them”
"But what about the brown stains?"
"I spilled my coffee"
"That's some chunky coffee, Bill."
Here's the thing though. Nobody would sponsor you because everyone would assume you were a lunatic trying to commit suicide. You'd have to probably just make sure you had huge crowd recording so it would be well known and believed
It'd be better to get sponsors to do a thing that appears to be survivable, "mess it up", and then miraculously survive anyways.
IE: bring a parachute but then toss it halfway without telling them your intention.
You jump out of the plane dressed normally, and then in the middle of the air you start changing and you become batman
Is that... a Captain Underpants reference? Holy crap this just took me back.
yes, yes it is. same body type too….
You're only promised survival, but it doesn't say in what state. I would be careful...
OP corrected themselves and said no damages and you'll leave the activity the same as you went in. So, I presume this also means no pooping of thr pants and soiling those pristine white underpants.
>I presume this also means no pooping of the pants and soiling those pristine white underpants.
In that case I'm in!
For injuries or damages I would like to add on that you will survive with zero damages, injuries etc. You'll be in the same state you were before doing said activity so don't worry about that when answering. I had responded to this question in an earlier thread but I'm not sure if everyone will see it when answering so I'm hoping this will get upvoted so that it may reach those with doubts. OP out.
I'm a gonna go steal the hope diamond then. Sell that sucka for bitcoins.
Ride an atomic bomb like in Dr. Strangelove.
Wouldn’t that also require you to drop a nuke somewhere? You’d survive but the people on the ground wouldn’t
That’s what Nevada is for.
Go to the centre of a black hole and see if there’s actually an inter dimensional library in there
Once there, your turn ends. Good luck.
I'd still take my chances.
He sat on his own in the centre of all -
Surrounded by shelving of books in a hall -
Which stretched on forever, behind and ahead.
And though he was stuck there...
"... it's worth it," he said.
Finally, Sprog makes a poem of my all time favourite movie, Time Travelin' Multuverse Bookcase Dad!
So you're telling me there's a chance?
If I recall correctly there’s about 4
Turn into the guardian of all knowledge. obtaining knowledge you cannot use.
DON'T LET ME LEAVE MURPH!
STAY GAD DAMMIT
Since you're stuck there and can't die, enjoy staying there until the inevitable heat death of the universe in like 100 trillion years
100 trillion years, but how fast does time go inside the black hole?
If I'm not mistaken time would essentially stop if you were in a black hole (for you inside, and time outside would pass extremely fast by comparison) so wouldn't the end of the universe seem to happen instantaneously?
Begs the question then, is the inside a fast forward to the end of the universe?
I think so, yes. But it is not really clear what happens inside a black hole. We are not even sure if relativity really makes sense inside there. Relativity predicts an infinitely small point that contains a lot of mass (singularity). If that were the case, I would also think time goes 'infinitely fast' at the singularity, i.e. you would arrive instantly at the point where the black hole is evaporated (or you are evaporated?)..
However, I think that anytime we encounter a singularity, it is most likely a mathematical issue. Which means our model is not complete. I think there is no such thing as an actual singularity. And I think quantum would not even allow that. My thought is thus that time goes really, really fast, but not instantaneous.
No no, the problem is the wording. Not go to the black hole, do a roundtrip to a black hole.
Why would I want to come back?
I'd be more than content to be able to send a paper back on my findings
The hardest part will be getting it peer reviewed.
So technically surviving doesn't necessarily mean you can come out of a blackhole. So you're basically stuck there now.
Why what were you gonna do with the rest of your life, re-watch The Office again? Biiiiig improvement.
I was gonna shove so many traffic cones up my ass
Okay I wanna change my answer to OP’s question to this traffic cone thing
I also choose this guys traffic cone
Run with scissors.
Stand point black within the heart of a nuclear explosion and walk away without radiation poisoning.
Because I want to know what it feels like to be Godzilla, experiencing heat greater than that of the Sun itself. Just for a moment.
And who knows, have somebody far away record the whole thing to inspire a movie or something.
Wouldn't the movie just be a boring version of the hulk? Instead of turning green, saving people, and going on a rampage after the blast you just go home and make yourself a sandwich.
But wouldn't you like to know what kind of sandwich?
Yes, I would like to know what kind of sandwich.
I'm gonna stay in space for 5 minutes and then claim it to be my "own breathing technique that can let me survive in the vacuum of space."
Basically a bootleg "Wim Hof Breathing method."
Enjoy being kidnapped by the government and experimented on
Swim in lava or the Yosemite hot springs that have different colors.
Edit: I meant Yellowstone hot springs. And yes I get it, lava is too dense to swim in. It's just fun to imagine given the question.
Edit 2: OP said in another comment that there would be no damage or consequences
Didn't you mean Yellowstone ?
Yellow is, indeed, a different color.
Lava is very dense. You’d be lying on it, not swimming in it.
So I could theoretically walk on it without sinking?
Essentially, yes. I imagine it would be close to walking on sand; you would probably leave a small depression, but not sink. While it is liquid, it’s still rock. I’ll leave to someone better in physics to do the math to prove it.
Life guarantees 100% chance of death.
My one activity is life
Then you will never die. Have fun being alone in a billion years
Don't threaten me with a good time
“He who delights in solitude is either a wild beast or a god.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
Edit: Aristotle is also quoted saying this.
This is awesome, thank you
Based on the initial statement, any other activity with 100% death chance would still kill them, so when tired they could just perform any of the other suggestions, minus the "call my mother in law fat" and the like.
Getting bitten by a radioactive spider
Touch my cat’s belly
Once a friend sent a picture on a big whatsapp group, it was his face covered in blood. He wrote "I saw my cat sleeping belly up near the fireplace, I couldn't resist kissing his soft belly"
I’d surf a shark out of a shuttle in orbit into an active volcano and see how far down I could dive.
Edit: apparently lava is too dense to dive into, so for the sake of a funny fantasy; the shark would have a battle helmet made of osmium and tungsten like the “rods of God” which can penetrate hundreds of feet into solid earth lol.
What about the dynamite
How do you think he got out of the airplane?
Hell yeah, I’d do WAY more dangerous and crazy shit if I wasn’t such a pussy lol
Bad news: not very deep. Lava/magma is melted rock and has the same density as rock, meaning you won't really sink into it, you'll just land on top of it.
Same answer for anyone wanting to recreate the Terminator's sacrifice at the end of Terminator 2.
Does this protection extend to thr shark?! OP?!
Rocketship into the heart of Jupiter.
Uranus for me
Edit:Well my top voted comment is about going to Uranus.Thanks guys.
I'm gonna touch the Elephant foot at Chernobyl.
Pull out radioactive core from Japanese reactor hit by tsunami so that the site and town can get back to normal.
After all the remaining radiation has dissipated it would be livable again. You'd be a living hero to quite a lot of people!
Falling 20 miles to earth from orbit head first, provided I don't feel anything the whole way down. That or floating up from the very bottom of the challenger deep where few men have gone before, the decompression would normally kill you and it would be amazing coming up from the deepest known place on earth.
I cannot imagine a greater hell than slowly floating up from the bottom of the ocean in absolute darkness, even un-killable… No thank you
I wanna go check out one of the deep parts of the ocean. With a flashlight of course.
Edit: Will you people stop fantasizing about me getting trapped in the dark and suffering forever? It is really sick.
Same answer, but I'm going to need more than a flashlight. I'm going to need vision that cuts through darkness to know exactly what's there, although that may be worse.
I think I'll stick to the flashlight, now that you've made me think about it...
Same here but with a fleshlight.
Edit: Will you sick fucks stop recommending wildlife to use instead of a fleshlight?
Also why must my top comment be about using a fleshlight in the ocean?
What for? There's fish down there.
Edit: Of course my top comment is about fucking fish... at least no one has gilded this cursed comment.
But they are full of teeth and look ugly
Same as my ex, but I still fucked *him* for ten years.
I came to this thread looking for some creative ideas, not a fucking murder.
The reddit experience
"Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in this region. Are you sure whatever you're doing is worth it?"
That's a Subnautica quote, right? What a great game.
Call my mother in law a horrendous heartless dragon.
There's a joke to be made here about being a dragon and fucking donkey from Shrek
Fatal gunshot. I'd use my one time ability to shrug off being brutally shot as some kind of power play and convince someone I'm bulletproof
"Look, that's the bulletproof guy, let me show you … oh!"
Tell them it only works on saturdays
Until someone else tests that the next day.
Mythbusters will kill ya.
I want to drink the lava.
The forbidden syrup
Overdose on some wicked gnarly combo of drugs
Ooh nice. Like take every single known recreational drug at the same time. That'd be a wild ride.
Challenge completed: "how did we get here?"
This would 100% result in some sort of horrifying temporary psychosis hell
Oh I'm sure. Depends on what OP means by no harm during the act. Mixing the psychedelics especially would result in some mind shattering experiences.
Imagine DMT, LSD, shrooms, and some research chems on top of anxiety inducing uppers like meth and coke. That couldn't possibly be enjoyable, but hey you don't know till you try.
Sooo, when does the protection end? When i end my activity?
Then i'm gonna fucking live underwater, if i get this right, my protection ends once i've resurfaced from drowning. What if i never resurface? Do i get to be Aquaman?
I was thinking I would stay under the ocean until I find a giant treasure and recover it all. Then I would come up and resume my life, but with *treasure*.
I assume it's something that is otherwise possible, or else I'd go hang around a magnetar.
I'd step off a high cliff in the desert for that perfect poof! of dust at the end. Then I'd change my name to Wile E. Coyote (Super Genius) and live off the story the rest of my life.
bring back a sample from an exoplanet that has life on it. this would be the most valuable thing on earth
Until it kills us all.
Go Africa and become the leader and founder of a growing army of lions. Then sweep across the globe in an ideologically confusing and violent gambit for domination.
And use the lions to attack the sun
Commit a crime in Texas that warrants a death penalty and then walk out of prison like a boss.
The only answer is to jump in the gorilla pin and save the baby and Harambe in the process and fix this fucking time line.
Visit the center of the earth, barring any permanent disfigurement
Good idea! I'd rather take a trip to center of Jupiter. Center of Earth is molten iron, which I can already visualize. But Jupiter has insane things like metallic hydrogen which sounds totally insane to me.
Death by Snu Snu. Because everyone knows why.
/u/Nitemarex, being the most attractive male, will be snu-snu'd by the most beautiful women in Amazonia, then the large women, then the petite women, then the large women again!
"We no can dunk, but good fundamentals."
The mind is willing, but the flesh is weak and spongy.
jumping from a building
Since you replied to someone saying no injuries
Skydive without a parachute
Or pet a wild killer whale
I'm gonna blatantly steal from all the Mexican Cartels and ruin there whole enterprise right in front of their eyes without even trying to hide it.
Explore the entire ocean.
In a craft or by swimming?
Walking on the floor
Does 100% survival mean escaping unscathed and going home at the end of the experience? Or does it just mean not-death. Cause, like, I'd like to jump into a volcano but if I'd just end up painfully burning but never dying for all eternity then that doesn't sound so cool
I’m gonna go with walking on the sun thanks smash mouth.
I'd live until the universe dies. Yeah, I can only do it once, but I only have to do it once. Loophole!
Have fun not having fun
See but then once the universe dies, you’ll be transported back to 2021 like it never happened, and be forced to live out the rest of your mortal Days knowing what’s going to happen and being helpless
Play with a wild tiger.
It's going to be adorable when the tigers bites you head but can't hurt you.
Oh easy, I would be the first person to climb Mount Everest in just a tank top and underwear
A guy got above camp 3 in just shorts but couldn't summit because he suffered a foot injury of all things.
Then as said. I’ll be the first, RIP to him but I’m built different/s