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deltalimajuliet

Die. I would choose to die, see what's up, and then survive. Edit: Thanks for the award!


SilentRothe

Yeah, this was not given enough attention…this is really the only answer.


destroyerx230x

Wait until my mom counts to 0


whatahardlif3

I did this when I was 6. Can confirm was killed.


knightress_oxhide

You won't die, but you will want to.


Huge-Chicken-8745

I’d sell all my organs and become a millionaire


CabotLowell

But OP said that afterwards you return to your original state. So as soon as the effect wore off or whatever, your organs would rip themselves out of their new owners and fly back into your body.


ParthTehlan_69

well that's none of my concern now is it?


PEEWUN

You are built to be a millionaire, my friend.


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0OOOOOOOOO0

Probably Flexseal


LeakysBrother

That's A LOTTA DAMAGE


UncommonBagOfLoot

Instead of a guillotine, it's just Phil slapping his head off.


quasi_aesthetic

Who says it gets reattached? Maybe you just have to carry your head around for the rest of your life.


Rakgul

Nearly Headless Nick would be jealous.


internetsss

get my head cut off with a guillotine. I've read that you still are alive for a moment after your head is cut off, I want to know how it feels to just be a head


space-throwaway

A few weeks ago during climbing I tore an important muscle in my neck. The pain from that muscle migrated to the center of my shoulder blades and then straight up, along my skull to the top of my head. It felt not only painful, but super fucking weird. In that moment I thought that something had ripped my head from the body. I'm pretty sure now that getting decapitated feels just like that.


SadlyReturndRS

If you haven't been to a doctor yet, you should go. Most modern decapitations are internal, and you can look totally fine on the outside but in really your skull is separated from your spinal column.


nmatthelibrary

Oh, something new to be irrationally terrified of! Thanks! I’ll put this somewhere safe.


madtownshakedown

Don’t look down!


Sherbertdonkey

He... Didn't reply, what if looking at the notification was all the head movement that was needed to finish the job. You just straight up killed a dude making a comment on Reddit


SadlyReturndRS

Not my first kill, but definitely the most creative!


ConversationSevere33

Probably hurts.


AlienAle

I'd say your body is in way too much shock to process the pain. It'd be like "huh what happe..." and bam, you're dead.


fjord31

"sir, we are picking up a meteor coming out of orbit!" "how big?" "About the size of a person, sir!"


FastasfrickY

We wouldn’t pay attention to that honestly as it would usually burn up. When it doesn’t then we’ll be interested


SweetPea-22

Taste cyanide and see if it really does taste like almonds.


Memer973562

That's genius, ngl.. I too am curious.


SweetPea-22

Hey thank you! Is it really the Forbidden Almond Extract? I want to know if I’ve been lied to. Lol


Tk232_fortnite_MC

There's a Nile Red video about it. You should look it up on YouTube I think it'll answer your questions.


ADecentURL

I've tasted it, it tastes similar to almonds but also REALLY bad. Like to this day the worst tasting thing I've ever put in my mouth


Stedalla01

Yeah now you have to explain when how and why


Rolloverbeethoven93

I think we need to know how much first.


FeuledByCaffeine

Its been 5 hours . Op fucking died.


bleedingfingaz

Other way around, almonds contain trace amounts of cyanide. Almonds smell like cyanide. EDIT: looks like I oversimplified/was just straight up wrong. There's a compound in almonds that, when broken down by the body, creates trace amounts of cyanide. As per u/bglargl below, "the main contributor to almond flavor/aroma is actually benzaldehyde. almonds contain a substance that splits up into a sugar, and benzaldehyde and cyanide."


gaidosan

Go to the bottom of the mariana trench. That's always intrigued me to no end to whats at the bottom of the lowest part of the ocean. OP said that there would be no damages or repercussions, so even if I got attacked by some big nasty down there, I'll live Edit: for those that are pointing out about damages, OP has commented in a separate comment that there would be none. No damages, injuries etc.


NeutralGoodAtHeart

Bonus points if you find a door down there and knock on it. https://xkcd.com/1040/


josefx

Just don't open it unless you want a rapid expansion of the Netherlands https://what-if.xkcd.com/53/


itzdylanbro

[But Mars, tho](https://what-if.xkcd.com/54/)


allhailtheburritocat

New Netherlands 😳😳😳


TimachuSoftboi

Hasn't garbage managed to find its way down there?


gaidosan

More than likely. I'll pick up the rubbish as I'm there


Bogmart

Yes. I read a report not too long ago and there was plastics and trash bags. Really sad.


CDC_

Strapping myself to a missile and being blasted into the side of a mountain.


izzyinjurious

“You missed! How could you miss?!? He was three feet in front of you”


HurricaneHugo

"DISHONOR! DISHONOR ON YOU! DISHONOR ON YOUR FAMILY! DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!"


realnoob123

Go through a black hole and see what's really going on Whoa! Thanks for my first awards guys and gals!


Dark_halocraft

Well u may not die but good luck getting out


Line_of_Xs

That's the kicker - you would be stuck inside the event Horizon until the black hole decays - depending on its size, it could be a *very* long wait...and by the rules of the hypothetical, you can't die.


zladuric

Yeah but that's really stretching it.


DJfunkyPuddle

All right, all right, all right


WiseassWolfOfYoitsu

Downside? Having to wait billions of years. Upside? Spaghettifaction means you have the longest dong in human history.


MrArseface

I swear that missing sock is in there somewhere.


NuffMusic

So that's where all my guitar picks went


DeathscytheHell1994

Explore the damaged reactor at Chernobyl.


WeenMe

I’d much rather sit inside of an active nuclear reactor and watch it all go down.


Abadatha

Good news. Chernobyl is still reacting.


WeenMe

True. And I absolutely would love to visit that area some day. I’m fascinated by the entire incident.


Nuseal

There's a large mass called the [elephants foot](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/90/Chernobyl_Elephant%27s_Foot.jpg) that resides under reactor no.4 and according to research, the foot is still active. In '86 the foot would have been fatal after 30 seconds of exposure; even today, the radiation is fatal after 300 seconds or 5 minutes. There's a bunch of [YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_NsueHWrfw&t=1s) videos of people that have snuck into the area dodging patrols to explore the remains of Pripyat.


WeenMe

Yeah I’m familiar with the elephants foot. The firefighters’ uniforms in the basement of the Pripyat hospital are also fascinating. Radiation is a crazy and scary thing.


pewpewhadouken

i’ll get a bunch of sponsors to fund me for something totally bat shit insane to the point they don’t even question me. maybe skydive into the center of times square wearing nothing but a red cape, pristine white underpants, and rollerblades. then live off that fame for the rest of my short life.


Crliston

The real trick is if they are still pristine by the time you hit the ground.


APence

“Nah, these were yellow when I got them”


Deputy_Scrub

"But what about the brown stains?"


ShowStoppa718

"I spilled my coffee"


LeakysBrother

"That's some chunky coffee, Bill."


Haloelite59

Here's the thing though. Nobody would sponsor you because everyone would assume you were a lunatic trying to commit suicide. You'd have to probably just make sure you had huge crowd recording so it would be well known and believed


Gonazar

It'd be better to get sponsors to do a thing that appears to be survivable, "mess it up", and then miraculously survive anyways. IE: bring a parachute but then toss it halfway without telling them your intention.


Battlemaster420

You jump out of the plane dressed normally, and then in the middle of the air you start changing and you become batman


goody_fyre11

Is that... a Captain Underpants reference? Holy crap this just took me back.


pewpewhadouken

yes, yes it is. same body type too….


ArcticBiologist

You're only promised survival, but it doesn't say in what state. I would be careful...


TymStark

OP corrected themselves and said no damages and you'll leave the activity the same as you went in. So, I presume this also means no pooping of thr pants and soiling those pristine white underpants.


ArcticBiologist

>I presume this also means no pooping of the pants and soiling those pristine white underpants. In that case I'm in!


Snailnikorominyo

For injuries or damages I would like to add on that you will survive with zero damages, injuries etc. You'll be in the same state you were before doing said activity so don't worry about that when answering. I had responded to this question in an earlier thread but I'm not sure if everyone will see it when answering so I'm hoping this will get upvoted so that it may reach those with doubts. OP out.


Enjoying_A_Meal

I'm a gonna go steal the hope diamond then. Sell that sucka for bitcoins.


radaradu1

Ride an atomic bomb like in Dr. Strangelove.


Mrbrionman

Wouldn’t that also require you to drop a nuke somewhere? You’d survive but the people on the ground wouldn’t


Mad-_-Doctor

That’s what Nevada is for.


tidderdnalro

Go to the centre of a black hole and see if there’s actually an inter dimensional library in there


ThatKiwiBro

Once there, your turn ends. Good luck.


tallandlanky

I'd still take my chances.


Poem_for_your_sprog

He sat on his own in the centre of all - Surrounded by shelving of books in a hall - Which stretched on forever, behind and ahead. And though he was stuck there... "... it's worth it," he said.


Crittybonbon

Finally, Sprog makes a poem of my all time favourite movie, Time Travelin' Multuverse Bookcase Dad!


RestaurantIntrepid81

So you're telling me there's a chance?


[deleted]

If I recall correctly there’s about 4


distorted_kiwi

Turn into the guardian of all knowledge. obtaining knowledge you cannot use.


callme_nostradumbass

MURPH!


TheIntervet

MUUUUUUUUUURPH


smol_boi-_-

DON'T LET ME LEAVE MURPH!


Trojan-T

STAY GAD DAMMIT


Lorz0r

Since you're stuck there and can't die, enjoy staying there until the inevitable heat death of the universe in like 100 trillion years


unsettledroell

100 trillion years, but how fast does time go inside the black hole?


nryporter25

If I'm not mistaken time would essentially stop if you were in a black hole (for you inside, and time outside would pass extremely fast by comparison) so wouldn't the end of the universe seem to happen instantaneously?


SmackYoTitty

Begs the question then, is the inside a fast forward to the end of the universe?


unsettledroell

I think so, yes. But it is not really clear what happens inside a black hole. We are not even sure if relativity really makes sense inside there. Relativity predicts an infinitely small point that contains a lot of mass (singularity). If that were the case, I would also think time goes 'infinitely fast' at the singularity, i.e. you would arrive instantly at the point where the black hole is evaporated (or you are evaporated?).. However, I think that anytime we encounter a singularity, it is most likely a mathematical issue. Which means our model is not complete. I think there is no such thing as an actual singularity. And I think quantum would not even allow that. My thought is thus that time goes really, really fast, but not instantaneous.


ndosn2678vskme3629

No no, the problem is the wording. Not go to the black hole, do a roundtrip to a black hole.


ProfessorTallguy

Why would I want to come back?


thiney49

Science


ProfessorTallguy

Good answer. I'd be more than content to be able to send a paper back on my findings


thiney49

The hardest part will be getting it peer reviewed.


cmvora

So technically surviving doesn't necessarily mean you can come out of a blackhole. So you're basically stuck there now.


pbradley179

Why what were you gonna do with the rest of your life, re-watch The Office again? Biiiiig improvement.


TrafficConesUpMyAss

I was gonna shove so many traffic cones up my ass


Piggstein

Okay I wanna change my answer to OP’s question to this traffic cone thing


turndownforjesus

I also choose this guys traffic cone


Nikdog101

Run with scissors.


schumi_f1fan

Madlad


Exiege

Stand point black within the heart of a nuclear explosion and walk away without radiation poisoning. Why? Because I want to know what it feels like to be Godzilla, experiencing heat greater than that of the Sun itself. Just for a moment. And who knows, have somebody far away record the whole thing to inspire a movie or something.


Matthiasad

Wouldn't the movie just be a boring version of the hulk? Instead of turning green, saving people, and going on a rampage after the blast you just go home and make yourself a sandwich.


myster0n

But wouldn't you like to know what kind of sandwich?


bakedd-beanss

Yes, I would like to know what kind of sandwich.


Memer973562

I'm gonna stay in space for 5 minutes and then claim it to be my "own breathing technique that can let me survive in the vacuum of space." Basically a bootleg "Wim Hof Breathing method."


Shank5ter

Enjoy being kidnapped by the government and experimented on


snoobypls

Swim in lava or the Yosemite hot springs that have different colors. Edit: I meant Yellowstone hot springs. And yes I get it, lava is too dense to swim in. It's just fun to imagine given the question. Edit 2: OP said in another comment that there would be no damage or consequences


Skeledenn

Didn't you mean Yellowstone ?


username_gaucho20

Yellow is, indeed, a different color.


davesoverhere

Lava is very dense. You’d be lying on it, not swimming in it.


Green_Bullet

So I could theoretically walk on it without sinking?


davesoverhere

Essentially, yes. I imagine it would be close to walking on sand; you would probably leave a small depression, but not sink. While it is liquid, it’s still rock. I’ll leave to someone better in physics to do the math to prove it.


coffeepi

Life guarantees 100% chance of death. My one activity is life


EnmaAi22

Then you will never die. Have fun being alone in a billion years


coffeepi

Don't threaten me with a good time


CMDR-Maxrhen

“He who delights in solitude is either a wild beast or a god.” ― Friedrich Nietzsche Edit: Aristotle is also quoted saying this.


coffeepi

This is awesome, thank you


Dr_Scotti_PhD_Rice_U

Based on the initial statement, any other activity with 100% death chance would still kill them, so when tired they could just perform any of the other suggestions, minus the "call my mother in law fat" and the like.


AirJvon

Getting bitten by a radioactive spider


memeparmesan

Touch my cat’s belly


lorenzotinzenzo

Once a friend sent a picture on a big whatsapp group, it was his face covered in blood. He wrote "I saw my cat sleeping belly up near the fireplace, I couldn't resist kissing his soft belly"


Dark_halocraft

Dies anyways


a-hippobear

I’d surf a shark out of a shuttle in orbit into an active volcano and see how far down I could dive. Edit: apparently lava is too dense to dive into, so for the sake of a funny fantasy; the shark would have a battle helmet made of osmium and tungsten like the “rods of God” which can penetrate hundreds of feet into solid earth lol.


Pman168

What about the dynamite


BombsHockeynStuff

How do you think he got out of the airplane?


luigivanappeltaart

EL MACHO


a-hippobear

Hell yeah, I’d do WAY more dangerous and crazy shit if I wasn’t such a pussy lol


GreatJanitor

Bad news: not very deep. Lava/magma is melted rock and has the same density as rock, meaning you won't really sink into it, you'll just land on top of it. Same answer for anyone wanting to recreate the Terminator's sacrifice at the end of Terminator 2.


TymStark

Does this protection extend to thr shark?! OP?!


Peetwilson

Rocketship into the heart of Jupiter.


TheDestroyer000

Uranus for me Edit:Well my top voted comment is about going to Uranus.Thanks guys.


4pope2on0dope

I'm gonna touch the Elephant foot at Chernobyl.


OnundTreefoot

Pull out radioactive core from Japanese reactor hit by tsunami so that the site and town can get back to normal.


FireDefender

After all the remaining radiation has dissipated it would be livable again. You'd be a living hero to quite a lot of people!


Electrical_Dirt9917

Falling 20 miles to earth from orbit head first, provided I don't feel anything the whole way down. That or floating up from the very bottom of the challenger deep where few men have gone before, the decompression would normally kill you and it would be amazing coming up from the deepest known place on earth.


Sam-The-Gay

I cannot imagine a greater hell than slowly floating up from the bottom of the ocean in absolute darkness, even un-killable… No thank you


jackeduprabbit

I wanna go check out one of the deep parts of the ocean. With a flashlight of course. Edit: Will you people stop fantasizing about me getting trapped in the dark and suffering forever? It is really sick.


Cometstarlight

Same answer, but I'm going to need more than a flashlight. I'm going to need vision that cuts through darkness to know exactly what's there, although that may be worse.


jackeduprabbit

I think I'll stick to the flashlight, now that you've made me think about it...


fairfieldbordercolli

Same here but with a fleshlight. Edit: Will you sick fucks stop recommending wildlife to use instead of a fleshlight? Also why must my top comment be about using a fleshlight in the ocean?


Idabro

What for? There's fish down there. Edit: Of course my top comment is about fucking fish... at least no one has gilded this cursed comment.


potat0_reaper

But they are full of teeth and look ugly


Faustus_Fan

Same as my ex, but I still fucked *him* for ten years.


high_larry_us

I came to this thread looking for some creative ideas, not a fucking murder.


theDankzide

The reddit experience


Zal_17

"Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in this region. Are you sure whatever you're doing is worth it?"


SerratusAnterior

That's a Subnautica quote, right? What a great game.


Rolling-Rudi

Call my mother in law a horrendous heartless dragon.


Tomatetoes97

There's a joke to be made here about being a dragon and fucking donkey from Shrek


Dark_Arts_Dabbler

Fatal gunshot. I'd use my one time ability to shrug off being brutally shot as some kind of power play and convince someone I'm bulletproof


7eggert

"Look, that's the bulletproof guy, let me show you … oh!"


TheyCalledMeAMadMan

Tell them it only works on saturdays


schumi_f1fan

Until someone else tests that the next day. RIP


kalita_alexey

Mythbusters will kill ya.


FutabaSakuroach

I want to drink the lava.


babazeus00

The forbidden syrup


zealorandon

Overdose on some wicked gnarly combo of drugs


RichardBCummintonite

Ooh nice. Like take every single known recreational drug at the same time. That'd be a wild ride.


dj_fishwigy

Challenge completed: "how did we get here?"


fxrky

This would 100% result in some sort of horrifying temporary psychosis hell


RichardBCummintonite

Oh I'm sure. Depends on what OP means by no harm during the act. Mixing the psychedelics especially would result in some mind shattering experiences. Imagine DMT, LSD, shrooms, and some research chems on top of anxiety inducing uppers like meth and coke. That couldn't possibly be enjoyable, but hey you don't know till you try.


tigerpelt

Sooo, when does the protection end? When i end my activity? Then i'm gonna fucking live underwater, if i get this right, my protection ends once i've resurfaced from drowning. What if i never resurface? Do i get to be Aquaman?


verbal-emesis

I was thinking I would stay under the ocean until I find a giant treasure and recover it all. Then I would come up and resume my life, but with *treasure*.


SuboptimalButHopeful

I assume it's something that is otherwise possible, or else I'd go hang around a magnetar. I'd step off a high cliff in the desert for that perfect poof! of dust at the end. Then I'd change my name to Wile E. Coyote (Super Genius) and live off the story the rest of my life.


DoublewideBeerbelly

bring back a sample from an exoplanet that has life on it. this would be the most valuable thing on earth


ldwb

Until it kills us all.


zarathuslush

Go Africa and become the leader and founder of a growing army of lions. Then sweep across the globe in an ideologically confusing and violent gambit for domination.


Bus_tickets

And use the lions to attack the sun


2wice_the_Wise

Commit a crime in Texas that warrants a death penalty and then walk out of prison like a boss.


TheBeachDudee

The only answer is to jump in the gorilla pin and save the baby and Harambe in the process and fix this fucking time line.


Runoutie

Visit the center of the earth, barring any permanent disfigurement (Edit:sp)


bubblesculptor

Good idea! I'd rather take a trip to center of Jupiter. Center of Earth is molten iron, which I can already visualize. But Jupiter has insane things like metallic hydrogen which sounds totally insane to me.


Nitemarex

Death by Snu Snu. Because everyone knows why.


Faustus_Fan

/u/Nitemarex, being the most attractive male, will be snu-snu'd by the most beautiful women in Amazonia, then the large women, then the petite women, then the large women again!


brush_between_meals

"We no can dunk, but good fundamentals."


Cappster_

The mind is willing, but the flesh is weak and spongy.


Taykien

jumping from a building


olollort

Since you replied to someone saying no injuries Skydive without a parachute Or pet a wild killer whale


mt379

I'm gonna blatantly steal from all the Mexican Cartels and ruin there whole enterprise right in front of their eyes without even trying to hide it.


MadAccountant1221

Explore the entire ocean.


shypickle207

In a craft or by swimming?


GreatJanitor

Walking on the floor


Aztecah

Does 100% survival mean escaping unscathed and going home at the end of the experience? Or does it just mean not-death. Cause, like, I'd like to jump into a volcano but if I'd just end up painfully burning but never dying for all eternity then that doesn't sound so cool


Rare-Error

I’m gonna go with walking on the sun thanks smash mouth.


Gramious

I'd live until the universe dies. Yeah, I can only do it once, but I only have to do it once. Loophole!


EXTREMESAMURAI0801

Have fun not having fun


Shank5ter

See but then once the universe dies, you’ll be transported back to 2021 like it never happened, and be forced to live out the rest of your mortal Days knowing what’s going to happen and being helpless


AardvarkAndy

Play with a wild tiger.


TymStark

It's going to be adorable when the tigers bites you head but can't hurt you.


awildlumberjack

Oh easy, I would be the first person to climb Mount Everest in just a tank top and underwear


ScubaAlek

A guy got above camp 3 in just shorts but couldn't summit because he suffered a foot injury of all things.


awildlumberjack

Then as said. I’ll be the first, RIP to him but I’m built different/s