What pizza topping is unacceptable?
By - Serafino11
For me, sardines
This (anchovies included)
I’m gonna edit this and say I’ve had shrimp and clams/garlic and thats ok, the clam/garlic pizza was outstanding.
Egg and banana
No way that’s a thing???
One of my friends does it, buys a margarita pizza, then fries up and egg and chops up a banana. Fried egg planted in the middle with banana circling it. Disgusting. I’m almost certain he was raised by savages.
This is the most compelling evidence of lizard people I've ever heard. Your friend is not human.
How the fuck did he come up with a fried egg and banana pizza? My god man, somebody needs to think of the children.
Ok the banana thing is a big wtf. But I've been frying up an egg and putting it on leftover pizza in the morning since I was a teenage and it bangs.
I refuse to believe a person like that exists…your friend doesn’t exist because I said so.
Right. But oh boy, a good nectarine...now that's a topping!
The only time I had it on a pizza was a cheeseburger pizza. The lettuce was put on after the pizza came out so it wasn't soggy and limp.
I remember as a high schooler liking it. Not sure how I would as an adult. If it was cooked with lettuce, then that's a game over for me.
I guess you've never had a BLT pizza? Even has mayo on it. soooooo goddam good!
No that sounds gross
Anchovies (put on AFTER it’s been cooked)
mm anchovies on pizza
..when they’re cooked
Dont disrespect boogers like this!!1!1!1! 😡😡😡
pineapples, if anyone disagrees, FIGHT ME!!!
FRESH pineapple and GOOD ham.
Hawaiian pizza in Lahaina damn near made me cry...
You’re missing out. I pity you.
Fight you I shall good sir. THEYRE FINE ON THEM WHY YOU GOTTA DISCRIMINATE ON PEOPLE WHO ARE OK WITH PINEAPPLES ON PIZZA
It is morally wrong to eat pineapples with pizzas. Even seeing such a site makes me wanna puke. even JESUS didn't eat pineapples on pizzas.
But it’s just another topping, like sardines. I don’t like sardines, but it’s still somehow a topping for pizza. Just accept that pineapple can be a topping that some people enjoy. And JESUS was not aware pineapple pizza existed when he was alive
Why do you think Jesus is dead????
I agree. Can I still fight you?
umm... I forgot to mention I'm really weak. How about you fight the other people here who like pineapples.
Nah, bruh. Me and you.
You brought it up. Just kidding anyway.
What if I give each of you tree fiddy to fight? Winner gets a $1 win bonus.
Whole and unskinned? Or sliced?
any type of pineapples are sinful
Tell you what, fellow of redditorhood...if you take all beets away from me, I'll keep you well-distanced from any pineapple you want nothing to do with.
We have a deal
Now playing: "Last Fair Deal Gone Down" by legendary bluesman Robert Johnson
now that's just cruel
I will help u fight the heretics
Thank you, I was beginning to wonder where the rest of you good people were.
We will fight.
I used to be this way….but I was changed. I tried it just to be polite and then ended up legitimately enjoying it
No fellow brethren, why'd you join the dark side!? Come back your sinful actions can still be forgiven.
let us enjoy our pineapple 😔
They have cookies over here
I like pineapple but I respect your opinion
When you get pizza with Barbecue sauce instead of normal sauce. Disgusting
Pizza with BBQ sauce, chicken, bacon, jalapeños, and onions is seriously better than sex.
A meatsack with taste
I fucking hate that. Or onions without it being listed as an ingredient.
That’s a crime against humanity
Sour patch kids
Fish on pizza is a no from me.
I also don't feel like a pizza is something that is really meant to be eaten spicy either. So extra hot peppers or hot sauce would be a no as well.
what the f u -
You ever have a breakfast pizza? It's great on that.
With regular pizza, it's not great.
Actually strawberry is ok
Oh wait you said scrawberry not strawberry
at my work, we sell pizza with lemon preserves instead of pizza sauce. 😩
Like.... Uhh... What?
I saw someone put kiwi on a pizza once i almost shot myself at that moment
Not that I hate plain cheese pizzas, but I always buy pizza with a topping. I find it dumb to spend money on pizza and not get any toppings (grew up eating little caesars pizza).
Human flesh, although for all I know it would taste good
“Do you have a pizza with grapes? What? You do? Oh, ha ha. You’re only waisting you’re time!”
Hot dogs and mustard (yes, I have seen this on a menu)
I can't stand anchovies or olives
Somewhere in China, there is an restaurant that thinks creamed corn is a real topping.
Olives, cuz fuck olives.
Pretty much anything on the menu in a Japanese pizza joint.
Mayonnaise and black licorice
I had a pizza in China that was mustard instead of pizza sauce, topped with smoked salmon, scallops, and mayonnaise so.... that.
Bell peppers, regardless of color. They are evil. Any other kind of pepper is good though.
Sauce… SAUCE IS NOT A TOPPING…
I worked at a pizza place so I have seen it all.
Anchovies if the worst, it smells so god damn awful. But it's a close tie with feta cheese.
banana peppers for me.
I actually hate them.
Fuck, I wish I remembered this. Someone ordered a pizza and I fucked it up, so we needed to remake it and the fuckup was spit between the crew. It was terrible. I don't remember the toppings, though. Fuck. It had pineapple on it, which isn't THAT bad, but the sauce choice and the other toppings made me wanna vomit. Felt like a salad dish made by Shaggy
Mushrooms. Mushrooms don’t really taste as good as pizza. You shouldn’t put something less good on something really good.
Mushrooms are the *best* pizza topping, why do you think Mario hangs out with Toadstool? How dare you besmirch the greatest pizza topping's name by listing it in this thread.
Ok you are kind of right