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What pizza topping is unacceptable?

What pizza topping is unacceptable?

sordidcandles

For me, sardines


PDXdeej

This (anchovies included) I’m gonna edit this and say I’ve had shrimp and clams/garlic and thats ok, the clam/garlic pizza was outstanding.


Thereturnofrecoil

Double yes


SiliconHuman

Egg and banana


tequila-la

No way that’s a thing???


SiliconHuman

One of my friends does it, buys a margarita pizza, then fries up and egg and chops up a banana. Fried egg planted in the middle with banana circling it. Disgusting. I’m almost certain he was raised by savages.


GreenOnionCrusader

This is the most compelling evidence of lizard people I've ever heard. Your friend is not human.


CoddlePhish

How the fuck did he come up with a fried egg and banana pizza? My god man, somebody needs to think of the children.


Chilidogdingdong

Ok the banana thing is a big wtf. But I've been frying up an egg and putting it on leftover pizza in the morning since I was a teenage and it bangs.


tequila-la

I refuse to believe a person like that exists…your friend doesn’t exist because I said so.


Thebeanboss

Peach


Ihadsumthin4this

Right. But oh boy, a good nectarine...now that's a topping!


JokicCheeseburgerMan

Preach


TheSixthDimension

Lettuce


CoolioMcPimp

The only time I had it on a pizza was a cheeseburger pizza. The lettuce was put on after the pizza came out so it wasn't soggy and limp. I remember as a high schooler liking it. Not sure how I would as an adult. If it was cooked with lettuce, then that's a game over for me.


maughanster2000

I guess you've never had a BLT pizza? Even has mayo on it. soooooo goddam good!


TheSixthDimension

No that sounds gross


TheDommeMomme

Anchovies (put on AFTER it’s been cooked)


CherryWishy

mm anchovies on pizza ..when they’re cooked


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eEndricc

Dont disrespect boogers like this!!1!1!1! 😡😡😡


IllestMindOfDisThing

Febreze


tj_bored

pineapples, if anyone disagrees, FIGHT ME!!!


clever_username_eh

FRESH pineapple and GOOD ham. Hawaiian pizza in Lahaina damn near made me cry...


Anonymous3642

You’re missing out. I pity you.


OkPersonality1061

Fight you I shall good sir. THEYRE FINE ON THEM WHY YOU GOTTA DISCRIMINATE ON PEOPLE WHO ARE OK WITH PINEAPPLES ON PIZZA


tj_bored

It is morally wrong to eat pineapples with pizzas. Even seeing such a site makes me wanna puke. even JESUS didn't eat pineapples on pizzas.


OkPersonality1061

But it’s just another topping, like sardines. I don’t like sardines, but it’s still somehow a topping for pizza. Just accept that pineapple can be a topping that some people enjoy. And JESUS was not aware pineapple pizza existed when he was alive


not_the_myth

Why do you think Jesus is dead????


TheHopelessOne91

I agree. Can I still fight you?


tj_bored

umm... I forgot to mention I'm really weak. How about you fight the other people here who like pineapples.


TheHopelessOne91

Nah, bruh. Me and you.


tj_bored

But why?


TheHopelessOne91

You brought it up. Just kidding anyway.


Chilidogdingdong

What if I give each of you tree fiddy to fight? Winner gets a $1 win bonus.


Ihadsumthin4this

Whole and unskinned? Or sliced?


tj_bored

any type of pineapples are sinful


Ihadsumthin4this

Tell you what, fellow of redditorhood...if you take all beets away from me, I'll keep you well-distanced from any pineapple you want nothing to do with.


tj_bored

We have a deal


Ihadsumthin4this

Now playing: "Last Fair Deal Gone Down" by legendary bluesman Robert Johnson :-)


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tj_bored

now that's just cruel


1footN

I will help u fight the heretics


tj_bored

Thank you, I was beginning to wonder where the rest of you good people were.


PDXdeej

We will fight.


rodgek8

I used to be this way….but I was changed. I tried it just to be polite and then ended up legitimately enjoying it


tj_bored

No fellow brethren, why'd you join the dark side!? Come back your sinful actions can still be forgiven.


CherryWishy

let us enjoy our pineapple 😔


rodgek8

They have cookies over here


TheFallenOrderYT

I like pineapple but I respect your opinion


Nodont____________xz

When you get pizza with Barbecue sauce instead of normal sauce. Disgusting


The_Big_Dickker

Pizza with BBQ sauce, chicken, bacon, jalapeños, and onions is seriously better than sex.


Upandatthem041388

A meatsack with taste


thelastspot

I fucking hate that. Or onions without it being listed as an ingredient.


tequila-la

That’s a crime against humanity


Ihadsumthin4this

Margarine


futurereddituserhere

Mayo


Anonymous3642

Sour patch kids


CoolioMcPimp

Fish on pizza is a no from me. I also don't feel like a pizza is something that is really meant to be eaten spicy either. So extra hot peppers or hot sauce would be a no as well.


hector_48

Pineaple, Peach,


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CherryWishy

what the f u -


DarthTrafford

Pineapple 🍍


GayGamerUK

Pineapple, obviously


legman2208

Pineapple


jakemcc2003

Fucking pineapple


ArrowMasterDude

Potatos.


CoolioMcPimp

You ever have a breakfast pizza? It's great on that. With regular pizza, it's not great.


ArrowMasterDude

Fair 'nough.


BananasAnyways

Mayonnaise


Feral58

Scrawberries


jojo_main69

Actually strawberry is ok


Feral58

No, scrawberries.


jojo_main69

Why not?


jojo_main69

Oh wait you said scrawberry not strawberry


Feral58

Exactly.


ninas1208

at my work, we sell pizza with lemon preserves instead of pizza sauce. 😩


Chilidogdingdong

Like.... Uhh... What?


NewHavenWitch

mandarin oranges


MickOTool

Anchovies


9isalso6upsidedown

Peanut butter


jojo_main69

I saw someone put kiwi on a pizza once i almost shot myself at that moment


User_492006

Literal shit.


Bahamut1988

Anchovies


Sarpe783

Bananas


zebrasharkX

Ice


TallSolidago

Ground beef


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Not that I hate plain cheese pizzas, but I always buy pizza with a topping. I find it dumb to spend money on pizza and not get any toppings (grew up eating little caesars pizza).


ResponsibleUmpire752

Human flesh, although for all I know it would taste good


Weird_Blanket

“Do you have a pizza with grapes? What? You do? Oh, ha ha. You’re only waisting you’re time!”


paulinlas

Pineapple


racergirl2000

Hot dogs and mustard (yes, I have seen this on a menu)


placeholderNull

I can't stand anchovies or olives


Clifford-FG

bananas


paultrashpanderson

Somewhere in China, there is an restaurant that thinks creamed corn is a real topping.


JokicCheeseburgerMan

Olives, cuz fuck olives.


Senor_ghost0

Pineapple.


WaltzAway6897

Pinnacles


roadfood

Pretty much anything on the menu in a Japanese pizza joint.


Chilidogdingdong

Cake


seymoreButts88

Mayonnaise and black licorice


sleepy-tusken

Pineapple


lildangerranger

I had a pizza in China that was mustard instead of pizza sauce, topped with smoked salmon, scallops, and mayonnaise so.... that.


YAYEETMANLOL

Candy.


jojojones1313

FRUIT!!!


SpaceDave83

Bell peppers, regardless of color. They are evil. Any other kind of pepper is good though.


CantBotherToMakeName

Sauce… SAUCE IS NOT A TOPPING…


Sad_Character_7610

Pineapple


Wulfgar-Ironblade

Human skin


ghosty_with_Juice

I worked at a pizza place so I have seen it all. Anchovies if the worst, it smells so god damn awful. But it's a close tie with feta cheese.


MATT_PGH

Balls


plscallmeRain

banana peppers for me. I actually hate them.


Nesneros70

Okra


Famixofpower

Fuck, I wish I remembered this. Someone ordered a pizza and I fucked it up, so we needed to remake it and the fuckup was spit between the crew. It was terrible. I don't remember the toppings, though. Fuck. It had pineapple on it, which isn't THAT bad, but the sauce choice and the other toppings made me wanna vomit. Felt like a salad dish made by Shaggy


Turlen_23

Testicles


inthepastinthefuture

Mushrooms. Mushrooms don’t really taste as good as pizza. You shouldn’t put something less good on something really good.


Ozwaldo

Mushrooms are the *best* pizza topping, why do you think Mario hangs out with Toadstool? How dare you besmirch the greatest pizza topping's name by listing it in this thread.


inthepastinthefuture

Ok you are kind of right


RemarkableFart

human flesh


shitblunt

Chopped turd


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Living worms


nvlicious

Pineapple, anyone?