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Ezekiel42

What's the best non-squid game excuse for me to wear spandex to a bar? I'm a guy.


Murky-Merky

Pretend to be spider-man


YesAndAlsoThat

remember to bring duct tape to patch the crotch hole after, if you want to have sex in costume.


Murky-Merky

I... Regret everything


The-Dentist-Torturer

No, no, he's got a point.


emopest

Gay bar, 'nuff said


This-is-Life-Man

High five.


ZaMiLoD

Anyone from the incredibles


Kendo16

Edna 🤤


Fruitbreadpeach

rocky horror b


nonymau5

Here are a few I came up with: Olympic gymnastics teammate Tour de France bicyclist Most superhero costumes If you want your booty to pop get those pants that were a big thing on tictok and if you have long hair put it in a messy bun and pair the outfit with some ugg boots and a Starbucks coffee sharpie written on it saying pumpkin spice latte (fill it with booze) 😉


Ezekiel42

This is the best answer, thankyou. I wish I had gotten it sooner, as I have already decided to be a sunflower


AldoRaineClone

If it's Bear night you're fucked. Literally.


splat313

Green Man from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia https://itsalwayssunny.fandom.com/wiki/Green_Man


mydogisacloud

What sexy costumes do you not want to see this year?


MerlotCanYouGo

Sexy Inauguration Bernie


5k1895

"I am once again asking you to not dress up as me in a sexual way"


Rojaddit

I am once again asking you to *please* dress up as me in a sexual way!


immapizza

I believe DollsKill is selling this costume lmao


xombae

PSA to not support Dollskill. They steal art and are shitty to sex workers.


Lazy_Title7050

Omg thats such a cute idea! Haha I would totally rock that if I was going out.


IdontGiveaFack

Mittens. *Just mittens.*


This-is-Life-Man

Healthcare is so hot.


septembervirghoe

Especially if it's free🥵


HintOfAreola

>Especially if it's ~~free~~ funded by the taxes we already pay and less expensive that what currently gets taken out of our paychecks by our employer 🥵 🥵 🥵


septembervirghoe

Damn that's even hotter🥵


tikiant

001/456.


Living_On_A_Prayer

Sexy Ted Cruz/Mitch McConnell Also, which politician keeps getting in trouble for sending pictures of his penis to women? Was it something weiner?


Gryphon999

Anthony Weiner


Even-Refrigerator146

Of all people, it makes the most sense that he would send the dick pic.


Mors_imperator

A real life "username checks out."


This-is-Life-Man

It's just a pair of tighty whities with a sock in the crotch.


Criptedinyourcloset

OK the Ted Cruz one? I could probably pull that off considering he was more attractive when he was younger. Mitch McConnell? If anybody can pull that off they deserve some type of award in cash. Because I sure can’t do that.


Rusty-Shackleford

Sexy Mitch would just be him on a lily pad in a stagnant pond, with an inflated throat pouch, making loud bellows, releasing pheromones and spores, surrounded by egg laying females who swam up the stream for the season.


le-taureau

Sexy hand sanitizer, I can only imagine the ice breaker at a party….


Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat

>Sexy hand sanitizer, I can only imagine the ice breaker at a party…. *"Just a little dab will do ya!"*


Side_of_ham

Sexy Biden/Trump


This-is-Life-Man

What about Trump sexing Biden.... there's a costume half of everybody can enjoy.


iDreamOfMyDeath

I better see some Sexelosi this year.


RedditUser88

speak for yourself!


stunt_pickle

whoa whoa whoa not so fast


midnight_reborn

Sexy Corona Virus.


pjabrony

r/coronachan


homiej420

What in tarnation


ImperialGuard22

What in the jack rabbit, pickle jar, horse-shit eating sub is that!?


Olik12346

I wanted to say exactly this.


whoisthespy

Oh my god they ain’t bluffing


midnight_reborn

It's not like I'm the flu or anything..b-baka!


NotReallyMyReal1

Sexy Squid Game


Apprehensive-Theme38

I’m going as sexy squid game murder robot doll and you can’t stop me


GaetVDC

A human gets a boner. What does a skeleton get?


DenissDenisson

Flesher


Alukthedog

Humor


sketchysketchist

This dick


LaMorak1701

Horny


Aecyn

a dig


Ok_Refrigerator_3568

How many of you are going as French maids?


Account513

atleast about a lot


Ok_Refrigerator_3568

Cool beans.


Creeeeeeeeprkillr

Ew, the French.


GaetVDC

Can a skeleton get a boner?


Potatoheadheadhead

A skeleton IS a boner.


iDreamOfMyDeath

No the bones are their money.


AggressiveSpatula

I thought we were both free styling there


Gingerbiznitch

Billy as in him, or billy as in me?


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

208 boners


outlaw1148

Yea, he is hard all the time


ubiquitous-joe

Depends on what animal it was. Most mammals have a literal penis bone!


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ubiquitous-joe

Well, not necessarily. The animals that *don’t* have one, such as rabbits, humans, dolphins etc tend to have shorter but more frequent sex vs seldom but longer sex.


EWL98

Some monkeys have a bone in their penis, humans do not (as far as i know, haven't checked them all). So yes, a skeleton can get a boner, but only if it is a non-human skeleton


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Wanna check me?


midnight_reborn

Can users still be put into horny jail in a Sexy reddit thread? Sometimes too much is too much.


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its good humans dont . If we had one and broke it....


EWL98

Sorry to tell you, but broken penises are very much a thing in humans...


Famixofpower

According to the Nightmare Before Christmas album, which was canon, yes. Santa returned a year later and met Jack, who had three Skeleton kids


Respect4All_512

We don't know if they reproduce via sex though. Sally came into existence from being sewn together. Jack is already dead, so maybe they just dug up and reanimated the kids.


First-Fantasy

No but he can still bone her


vagabond_

why isn't there just a r/sexyhalloweenaskreddit that can be a barren wasteland for 11 months out of the year?


fast_edo

Best i can do is /r/SluttyHalloween


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OneGoodRib

Ayds Weight-Loss Chocolate.


SaltWaterInMyBlood

Snickers or Mars bars cos they got that big dick vein running down em.


MerlotCanYouGo

Blow pops. Obvs. 🤣 Edit: Thanks for the gold person who shares my juvenile sense of humor!


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omgkillher

snickers that are frozen


Welshgirlie2

How many of you are going as sexy Squid Game guards?


DansMaLigneDeMire

I want to see this video but irl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9klzZsVw-cQ&ab_channel=KotteAnimation Edit: it's the first time ever I get an award and it's for a booty shaking meme video please help


weristjonsnow

What the fuck did I just watch


Swankified_Tristan

How the goddamn show should have ended, that's what!


MonkheyBoy

Greatness


mockinbirdwishmeluck

I feel different after watching that. Like I'll never be clean again.


This-is-Life-Man

I'm scared to watch it. What happens?


ultravioletblueberry

Oh wow, I did not like that


homiej420

r/thanksihateit


Prudent_Pick

excuse me but what in the rhyme of the ancient fuck is this?


TreeBeeTurkey014

Art


Might-be-crazy

Well, that was something.


Kubular

What the fuck have you done to me


SoHappyImAnonymus

AMAZING. AMAZING I SAY


OBSERVE-AT-OWN-RISK

sexy cthulhu or sexy satan? why?


xscumfucx

Definitely sexy Cthulhu. If a slutty Satan comes to my door that’s cool + all but, if Cthulhu comes a’knocking, all slutted up, twirling his face tentacles + whatnot well...that’s something to write home about.


pallosalama

I prefer stupid sexy flanders. So, satan, because he is.


OBSERVE-AT-OWN-RISK

D'oh


CoastalHare

If a ghost nuts, is there anything to swallow?


YT_Brian

Heard ectoplasm is good for the skin. It's a secret all ghost hunters tend to keep to themselves.


dependsonthelocation

What is the limit of "fake fur" on a costume till it becames 100% furry material?


ChampionshipDue

more than 10% (excluding regular body hair), and it aint pretty because it looks like a fictional character.....


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Have you ever fucked a ghost? Why?


Potatoheadheadhead

Why not?


Reasonable_Still_433

They don’t call her Moaning Myrtle for nothing.


dave8271

Meet the woman who actually thinks she has: https://people.com/human-interest/amethyst-realm-sex-with-ghost-fiance/


idonthave2020vision

>“I’d not had a phantom fling for a while and as I was away on business, starting a new relationship was the last thing on my mind,” I think I love her


This-is-Life-Man

Some levels of bat shit fucking crazy are just downright lovable. For reals.


Lazy_Title7050

She said she’s a member of the mile high club, with her ghost lover!


Wild_Marker

If you feel a coldness in your ass, does that mean a ghost is fucking you?


coffeecoup

No, it means it just came on you


amoco162

I know Beverly Crusher did


wildcard58

DINNA LIGHT THAT CANDLE!


abuck298

I reluctantly had intercourse with a ghostly apparition


AlessandroTheGr8

Do wet dreams count?


THX450

Isn’t that the plot to Casper?


Response_Proper

If you had the choice to dress as either a sexy nurse or a sexy ghoul, do you do anal on Halloween?


PoiLethe

Why would a sexu ghoul limit it to halloween?


PM_ME_Some_Cock

I'll do anal even when it isn't Halloween.


Response_Proper

Bet you do u/PM_ME_Some_Cock


cbftw

Yeah, but just make sure you don't slap my balls on the way in


_CARLOX_

What's the most nasty thing you've done while wearing a halloween costume?


Do_it_for_Them

I once ate six full sized mars bars in one sitting.


jake_ace

They said nasty, not sexy.


Wildhogs6531

Whore.


KennethBrownie

I sharted on my darth vader suit and left it at my crush house in the bathroom (thankfully no one knew i was there)


Thecp015

Dark lord of the shit


Skorne13

I have shat my pants. Pray I do not shit them any further.


JeremyTheMVP

So you snuck into their house and left a shit filled darth vader costume?


Billy-BigBollox

*I find your lack of bowel control disturbing*


TinySorcha

Received a facial from my boyfriend while dressed as Princess Zelda, pointy ears and all. It was the Ocarina of Time outfit, with the circlet and shoulderpads


Gottaimproveatmath

Was he dressed as Link?


TinySorcha

He absolutely was. It was his idea, I had to make him put down the damn Hylian sword and come to... back room. I'm dating myself, but this is before cosplay was a popular thing, so this was a *massive* fantasy of his and I just kinda leaned into it. I didn't grow up playing video games so it was a *little* weird at first, but his enthusiasm made up for it. Also when I let him call me "princess" it was like i unlocked something inside him, that was great. Overall: Pros: great sex, made bf happy, learned about cosplay Cons: absolutely no man has ever looked good in a tunic, white pants down, weiner out


xJAries

This was an oddly wholesome story and a very helpful insight into the viability of tunics.


Olwek

The boyfriend: "Hgnh! Hah! HYYYYAAAAAAAHHH!"


glLMs3DVuH

HEY listen


celolex

I once passed out in a gutter in a pool of my own vomit while dressed as an eggplant


xscumfucx

I’m picturing this + my first thought is what a great album cover that would make.


mamaxchaos

I know Taco Bell shits aren’t the answer you’re looking for but… Taco Bell shits in a sexy pirate costume is a trial that should be one of the levels of hell.


BluelightBitch

Tried to drunkenly pop a squat in a back alley in a corset, but ended up just pissing down my tights and onto my shoes.


Katie1230

Throw up on myself


xscumfucx

I threw up in a gas station parking lot whilst wearing a clown costume. I still excitedly bring it up to anyone unfortunate enough to be in the same vehicle as me as we pass said gas station.


flicklun

What outfit have you seen that normally wouldn’t be sexy but was sexy on Halloween?


Lord_Gibby

Nuns


FadeOutAgain4

Sexy Abraham Lincoln. I also worked at a bar and one of the regulars came dressed as a sexy version of the bar owner. Bahaha.


-Schweini31-

What’s the sexiest sex you’ve ever sexed? And how spooky was it?


jackiieuniverse

missionary and i pissed my pants


ZincHead

I find the key to sex is to take your pants off first


PoiLethe

Not enough glory hole.


TheyMakeMeWearPants

I try and I try...


fingerpaintswithpoop

I had a sex dream once I was banging the Bride of Frankenstein. I woke up with a fearection.


SeductiveTortoise

Any costume ideas to dress up slutty as a guy?


xscumfucx

Sexy cowboy, cop, fireman, vampire, zombie lumberjack, doctor, dungeon master


Poise_and_Poison

The first half sounds like the Village People.


xscumfucx

They did come to mind but then I remembered the Native American outfit + thought I should probably leave that one out.. I do really like the Village People though.


In-An-Elegant-Suit

Is “Sexy Dungeon Master” another way of saying “Matthew Mercer?”


THX450

James Charles, but only if you’re within 500 feet of a school.


RobaBobaLoba

this thread confuses me every year. like what?


FuckyFemboy1999

should i dress up as a slutty femboy or a wholesomely cute femboy?


firedraco

Cute definitely.


ylietruth

I agree! Cute always wins first. Save the sexy for someone special.


hyonda_wolf

Can someone wearing full plate armor look sexy?


theshizirl

If a vampire gets a boner does he need to consume more blood than usual?


ShreksRoar

What is sexier on Halloween? Using chocolate flavored condoms, or Milky Way wrappers?


plsacceptmythrowaway

Or pumpkin spice flavoured ones


Skorne13

So you don’t pump kin spice into her


Jake_Kiger

Glorious! Here's a free award for you!


Wolf35999

Grab a box of celebrations and mix it up.


LMP_of_Nova_Scotia

Any sexy couples costume ideas?


Azudekai

Sexy American Gothic


cuckedprincess

We’ve done some role reversal costumes that I always found pretty sexy. My husband was a French Maid I was a butler. He was a schoolgirl I was a teacher He was a playboy bunny I was Hugh Hefner Always found those sexy but I might just get off to him in a dress.


twitchy_taco

I am very curious as to what you two look like. I'm trying to create a mental image and each one is funnier than the last.


cuckedprincess

When we do stuff like that I put a lot of effort into it. I’ll make sure my husband is shaved, smooth, a lot of make up. Clothes fit. Wig. Etc. If I can get people to think he’s actually a girl I feel successful. We both look really young. So it works out well.


omgkillher

little red riding hood and a big, bad wolf ;)


seeasea

One dress as Netflix logo. The other as Mr freeze


trshml

Netflix & chill. Nice.


weristjonsnow

Thank you. I didn't get it


DenissDenisson

Naked horse... Wait a minute.


stuari

mr. ballen and the like button


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aphillz

Sexy and spoooky


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

What makes someone want to wear a sexy Halloween costume?


Faladorable

one last chance to be slutty before it gets too cold?


TinySorcha

It's a "bone"-ified reason to dress as slutty as you want and no one judges you. Realistically you're just showing off the final hurrah of your summer body before puffy clothes and no-diet season starts.


Faladorable

hey im here for it i love costumes regardless of sexiness


ubiquitous-joe

Well I think there’s an underlying pseudo-Christian idea that sexy = villainous and naughty. It’s also a way to justify making the holiday more adult, since dressing up in a costume can feel childish.


dead_b4_quarantine

Because... horny?


MerlotCanYouGo

Because it’s the one night a year a girl can dress like a total slut and no one can say anything about it. 🐭


about97cats

*…Duh!* 👯‍♀️🐭👈


optimisticpsychic

I get a lot more attention than i do the rest of the year. I say this as a man.


queenofspoons

The need for attention also the change of getting a hook up.


OneGoodRib

Redditors of reddit, what's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed... on Halloween?


chrismamo1

Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex. Sex sexy sex sex sexy sexy sex?


Aecyn

bobs pic