What's the best non-squid game excuse for me to wear spandex to a bar? I'm a guy.
Pretend to be spider-man
remember to bring duct tape to patch the crotch hole after, if you want to have sex in costume.
I... Regret everything
No, no, he's got a point.
Gay bar, 'nuff said
Anyone from the incredibles
rocky horror b
Here are a few I came up with:
Olympic gymnastics teammate
Tour de France bicyclist
Most superhero costumes
If you want your booty to pop get those pants that were a big thing on tictok and if you have long hair put it in a messy bun and pair the outfit with some ugg boots and a Starbucks coffee sharpie written on it saying pumpkin spice latte (fill it with booze) 😉
This is the best answer, thankyou. I wish I had gotten it sooner, as I have already decided to be a sunflower
If it's Bear night you're fucked. Literally.
Green Man from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
What sexy costumes do you not want to see this year?
Sexy Inauguration Bernie
"I am once again asking you to not dress up as me in a sexual way"
I am once again asking you to *please* dress up as me in a sexual way!
I believe DollsKill is selling this costume lmao
PSA to not support Dollskill. They steal art and are shitty to sex workers.
Omg thats such a cute idea! Haha I would totally rock that if I was going out.
Mittens. *Just mittens.*
Healthcare is so hot.
Especially if it's free🥵
>Especially if it's ~~free~~ funded by the taxes we already pay and less expensive that what currently gets taken out of our paychecks by our employer 🥵 🥵 🥵
Damn that's even hotter🥵
Sexy Ted Cruz/Mitch McConnell
Also, which politician keeps getting in trouble for sending pictures of his penis to women? Was it something weiner?
Of all people, it makes the most sense that he would send the dick pic.
A real life "username checks out."
It's just a pair of tighty whities with a sock in the crotch.
OK the Ted Cruz one? I could probably pull that off considering he was more attractive when he was younger. Mitch McConnell? If anybody can pull that off they deserve some type of award in cash. Because I sure can’t do that.
Sexy Mitch would just be him on a lily pad in a stagnant pond, with an inflated throat pouch, making loud bellows, releasing pheromones and spores, surrounded by egg laying females who swam up the stream for the season.
Sexy hand sanitizer, I can only imagine the ice breaker at a party….
>Sexy hand sanitizer, I can only imagine the ice breaker at a party….
*"Just a little dab will do ya!"*
What about Trump sexing Biden.... there's a costume half of everybody can enjoy.
I better see some Sexelosi this year.
speak for yourself!
whoa whoa whoa not so fast
Sexy Corona Virus.
What in tarnation
What in the jack rabbit, pickle jar, horse-shit eating sub is that!?
I wanted to say exactly this.
Oh my god they ain’t bluffing
It's not like I'm the flu or anything..b-baka!
Sexy Squid Game
I’m going as sexy squid game murder robot doll and you can’t stop me
A human gets a boner. What does a skeleton get?
How many of you are going as French maids?
atleast about a lot
Ew, the French.
Can a skeleton get a boner?
A skeleton IS a boner.
No the bones are their money.
I thought we were both free styling there
Billy as in him, or billy as in me?
Yea, he is hard all the time
Depends on what animal it was. Most mammals have a literal penis bone!
Well, not necessarily. The animals that *don’t* have one, such as rabbits, humans, dolphins etc tend to have shorter but more frequent sex vs seldom but longer sex.
Some monkeys have a bone in their penis, humans do not (as far as i know, haven't checked them all). So yes, a skeleton can get a boner, but only if it is a non-human skeleton
Wanna check me?
Can users still be put into horny jail in a Sexy reddit thread? Sometimes too much is too much.
its good humans dont . If we had one and broke it....
Sorry to tell you, but broken penises are very much a thing in humans...
According to the Nightmare Before Christmas album, which was canon, yes. Santa returned a year later and met Jack, who had three Skeleton kids
We don't know if they reproduce via sex though. Sally came into existence from being sewn together. Jack is already dead, so maybe they just dug up and reanimated the kids.
No but he can still bone her
why isn't there just a r/sexyhalloweenaskreddit that can be a barren wasteland for 11 months out of the year?
Best i can do is /r/SluttyHalloween
Ayds Weight-Loss Chocolate.
Snickers or Mars bars cos they got that big dick vein running down em.
Blow pops. Obvs. 🤣
Edit: Thanks for the gold person who shares my juvenile sense of humor!
snickers that are frozen
How many of you are going as sexy Squid Game guards?
I want to see this video but irl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9klzZsVw-cQ&ab_channel=KotteAnimation
Edit: it's the first time ever I get an award and it's for a booty shaking meme video please help
What the fuck did I just watch
How the goddamn show should have ended, that's what!
I feel different after watching that. Like I'll never be clean again.
I'm scared to watch it. What happens?
Oh wow, I did not like that
excuse me but what in the rhyme of the ancient fuck is this?
Well, that was something.
What the fuck have you done to me
AMAZING. AMAZING I SAY
sexy cthulhu or sexy satan? why?
Definitely sexy Cthulhu. If a slutty Satan comes to my door that’s cool + all but, if Cthulhu comes a’knocking, all slutted up, twirling his face tentacles + whatnot well...that’s something to write home about.
I prefer stupid sexy flanders. So, satan, because he is.
If a ghost nuts, is there anything to swallow?
Heard ectoplasm is good for the skin. It's a secret all ghost hunters tend to keep to themselves.
What is the limit of "fake fur" on a costume till it becames 100% furry material?
more than 10% (excluding regular body hair), and it aint pretty because it looks like a fictional character.....
Have you ever fucked a ghost? Why?
They don’t call her Moaning Myrtle for nothing.
Meet the woman who actually thinks she has: https://people.com/human-interest/amethyst-realm-sex-with-ghost-fiance/
>“I’d not had a phantom fling for a while and as I was away on business, starting a new relationship was the last thing on my mind,”
I think I love her
Some levels of bat shit fucking crazy are just downright lovable. For reals.
She said she’s a member of the mile high club, with her ghost lover!
If you feel a coldness in your ass, does that mean a ghost is fucking you?
No, it means it just came on you
I know Beverly Crusher did
DINNA LIGHT THAT CANDLE!
I reluctantly had intercourse with a ghostly apparition
Do wet dreams count?
Isn’t that the plot to Casper?
If you had the choice to dress as either a sexy nurse or a sexy ghoul, do you do anal on Halloween?
Why would a sexu ghoul limit it to halloween?
I'll do anal even when it isn't Halloween.
Bet you do u/PM_ME_Some_Cock
Yeah, but just make sure you don't slap my balls on the way in
What's the most nasty thing you've done while wearing a halloween costume?
I once ate six full sized mars bars in one sitting.
They said nasty, not sexy.
I sharted on my darth vader suit and left it at my crush house in the bathroom (thankfully no one knew i was there)
Dark lord of the shit
I have shat my pants. Pray I do not shit them any further.
So you snuck into their house and left a shit filled darth vader costume?
*I find your lack of bowel control disturbing*
Received a facial from my boyfriend while dressed as Princess Zelda, pointy ears and all.
It was the Ocarina of Time outfit, with the circlet and shoulderpads
Was he dressed as Link?
He absolutely was. It was his idea, I had to make him put down the damn Hylian sword and come to... back room.
I'm dating myself, but this is before cosplay was a popular thing, so this was a *massive* fantasy of his and I just kinda leaned into it.
I didn't grow up playing video games so it was a *little* weird at first, but his enthusiasm made up for it. Also when I let him call me "princess" it was like i unlocked something inside him, that was great.
Pros: great sex, made bf happy, learned about cosplay
Cons: absolutely no man has ever looked good in a tunic, white pants down, weiner out
This was an oddly wholesome story and a very helpful insight into the viability of tunics.
The boyfriend: "Hgnh! Hah! HYYYYAAAAAAAHHH!"
I once passed out in a gutter in a pool of my own vomit while dressed as an eggplant
I’m picturing this + my first thought is what a great album cover that would make.
I know Taco Bell shits aren’t the answer you’re looking for but… Taco Bell shits in a sexy pirate costume is a trial that should be one of the levels of hell.
Tried to drunkenly pop a squat in a back alley in a corset, but ended up just pissing down my tights and onto my shoes.
Throw up on myself
I threw up in a gas station parking lot whilst wearing a clown costume. I still excitedly bring it up to anyone unfortunate enough to be in the same vehicle as me as we pass said gas station.
What outfit have you seen that normally wouldn’t be sexy but was sexy on Halloween?
Sexy Abraham Lincoln. I also worked at a bar and one of the regulars came dressed as a sexy version of the bar owner. Bahaha.
What’s the sexiest sex you’ve ever sexed? And how spooky was it?
missionary and i pissed my pants
I find the key to sex is to take your pants off first
Not enough glory hole.
I try and I try...
I had a sex dream once I was banging the Bride of Frankenstein. I woke up with a fearection.
Any costume ideas to dress up slutty as a guy?
Sexy cowboy, cop, fireman, vampire, zombie lumberjack, doctor, dungeon master
The first half sounds like the Village People.
They did come to mind but then I remembered the Native American outfit + thought I should probably leave that one out.. I do really like the Village People though.
Is “Sexy Dungeon Master” another way of saying “Matthew Mercer?”
James Charles, but only if you’re within 500 feet of a school.
this thread confuses me every year. like what?
should i dress up as a slutty femboy or a wholesomely cute femboy?
I agree! Cute always wins first. Save the sexy for someone special.
Can someone wearing full plate armor look sexy?
If a vampire gets a boner does he need to consume more blood than usual?
What is sexier on Halloween? Using chocolate flavored condoms, or Milky Way wrappers?
Or pumpkin spice flavoured ones
So you don’t pump kin spice into her
Glorious! Here's a free award for you!
Grab a box of celebrations and mix it up.
Any sexy couples costume ideas?
Sexy American Gothic
We’ve done some role reversal costumes that I always found pretty sexy.
My husband was a French Maid I was a butler.
He was a schoolgirl I was a teacher
He was a playboy bunny I was Hugh Hefner
Always found those sexy but I might just get off to him in a dress.
I am very curious as to what you two look like. I'm trying to create a mental image and each one is funnier than the last.
When we do stuff like that I put a lot of effort into it. I’ll make sure my husband is shaved, smooth, a lot of make up. Clothes fit. Wig. Etc.
If I can get people to think he’s actually a girl I feel successful.
We both look really young. So it works out well.
little red riding hood and a big, bad wolf ;)
One dress as Netflix logo. The other as Mr freeze
Netflix & chill. Nice.
Thank you. I didn't get it
Naked horse... Wait a minute.
mr. ballen and the like button
Sexy and spoooky
What makes someone want to wear a sexy Halloween costume?
one last chance to be slutty before it gets too cold?
It's a "bone"-ified reason to dress as slutty as you want and no one judges you. Realistically you're just showing off the final hurrah of your summer body before puffy clothes and no-diet season starts.
hey im here for it
i love costumes regardless of sexiness
Well I think there’s an underlying pseudo-Christian idea that sexy = villainous and naughty. It’s also a way to justify making the holiday more adult, since dressing up in a costume can feel childish.
Because it’s the one night a year a girl can dress like a total slut and no one can say anything about it. 🐭
I get a lot more attention than i do the rest of the year. I say this as a man.
The need for attention also the change of getting a hook up.
Redditors of reddit, what's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed... on Halloween?
Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex. Sex sexy sex sex sexy sexy sex?