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id wake up again


TopazThunder

Genius..


FellUnwell

I'd start a homeless shelter since I spent more than a decade homeless. People need help and there aren't many good places to get it, if any


zeek1999

Live my life the same as I do now but more comfortably. Also probably donate what I dont need


Markomasou

Take out a lot of cash and make another account and transfer some to there as well.


[deleted]

Keep a few million and donate the rest to various charities.


TopazThunder

Very nice of you.


phat742

i'd immediately call someone to get that shit moved around and into the proper accounts. only 1/4mil is fdic insured against loss so the bank could just say, idk what happened to the rest, and you're kinda fucked. at least that's how i understand it to work. anyways, i'd also immediately quit my shit job and buy some pricey bourbon and plan the inevitable move to a little more spacious house. i keep my same car as i really love the thing. then, most of the money would work for sending people to school/college. we need smarter people in this world.


TopazThunder

Sounds like a good plan, ngl I would probably die of a heart attack if I saw I had this much in my account.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

use it as collateral to buy whatever I want without paying taxes


dartfrog11

Don’t tell anyone but an accountant and lawyer. If it’s all good for me to spend, I’d just live a modest and comfortable life at first and invest in my hobby. I’d obviously donate to charity and shit.


[deleted]

No one in the world has that much physical cash. Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos combined could not liquidate their assets and get that much physical cash. A million red flags would go up in your banks systems. Wherever that money came from would get it back quciker than you could even get to a ATM.


TopazThunder

Yeah you would probably have every government agency after you if they noticed that much money in your account.


[deleted]

Government agencies would be the least of your problems. There are many shady groups that have insiders in the banks industries. You'd want to hope the FBI got to you first.


TopazThunder

Guess so.


TopazThunder

Yeah you would probably have every government agency after you if they noticed that much money in your account.