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kholdfusion

Samuel L. Jackson


AmIRightPeter

Well, unless you are an interviewer, and then apparently he sounds just like Laurence Fishburne!!


Major_Twang

I love how SLJ just let the guy off with a smile, saying how it was an easy mistake to make /s


hopeisall48

He sure did


dramboxf

You know what the "L." in Samuel L. Jackson stands for, right? "Motherfucker."


Coolbluegatoradeyumm

I just wanna meet Samuel L Jackson one time and ask him to call me a motherfucker


The_RockObama

I'm not Samuel L Jackson, but I'll call you a mothafucka for free.


SlantMobius

Christopher Walken


funky_grandma

*Chris*topher........ WALKen


PastryRoll

I'm not sure if this is factual but I recall hearing that when he gets a script he takes all the punctuation marks out and then learns it.


KnephXI

I'm not sure either but I think he said he speaks the way he does because of his German immigrant parents who had to constantly translate things in their heads so they had these gaps when they had to think of a word in english. So he just learned to speak that way. Edit: [Yeah, that looks to have been it.](https://www.cracked.com/article_29813_why-christopher-walken-talks-like-that.html)


gwh1996

One of my favorite things I've heard Christopher Walken say is when he hosted SNL and introduced the Foo Fighters


JPMoney81

Have you ever heard Dave Grohl tell that story? Walken asked him how to pronounce it and Grohl thought it would sound awesome in Walken's voice to say the band name that way. Dave even does a pretty bang on impression of Walken. Edit: I found the clip! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsg1RPnwH8g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsg1RPnwH8g)


anosmiasucks

Every time I see this I start smiling right from the start. Lots of people impersonate him but Dave’s is one of the best. [Kevin Pollack also does a great one](https://youtu.be/J7zEscBHr2s)


ContributionDizzy235

arnold schwarzenegger "get to the chopper"


GovSchwarzenegger

I think my voice is quite normal.


TheOfficialNathanYT

You clicked on this thread knowing you would be named, didn't ya?


NinbendoPt2

Wait it's the actual Schwarzeneggar


bmfdan

The Govenator himself.


ijoinedtosay

Do you get that thing most of us get when we hear our own voice recorded and we're like "that's not how I sound?" or do you just think "what a voice" like the rest of us do when we hear yours?


GovSchwarzenegger

Sometimes I hear Hans and Franz.


AgentScreech

My dad has the same accent as you. From the same area in Austria as you and it's about the same age. It was awesome to hear him say phrases and then imagine you saying the same lines. His name is Franz...


ijoinedtosay

Could be worse, you could be hearing Franz and Hanz.


nirvroxx

That’s something a cybernetic organism would say.


Blackrap1d

I'll be "bekk"


ContributionDizzy235

Put the cookie DOWN


Snoo79382

Morgan Freeman


SignatureFew3581

"I can smell you"


Conspark

I'm creepin around right now. But you can't see me because I have evolved invisibility.


GoodOlSpence

Although I may have a measly shiv...it is quite effective when applied to the jugular.


boy-1der

[Did you hear about that time "Morgan Freeman" narrated a short film about the mantis shrimp?](https://youtube.com/watch?v=F5FEj9U-CJM)


The-Swagginator

That is the best thing i have watched in my life. Well, second best. The first best thing i have ever watched is a Mandarin Duck eat grapes


owmyfingy

Hey! Got any grapes?


sewn_of_a_gun

Sean Connery


welshie123

Sean Connery was staying in a friends house once and when he went to bed his friend told him “see you in the morning. Be ready for 10ish”. Sean replied “Tenish? But I haven’t got a racket”.


fluffybugal

Yesh.


GGATHELMIL

Shit down


Hotarg

r/shubreddit


JeanLucPiccataro

Be careful, Ryan. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets.


silent3

*bulletsh


GreenScarz

Alan Rickman Obviously


UMustBeNooHere

Ob-vi-ous-ly


hadtamakeanotha

Hello you've reached the voicemailbox of Alan Rickman


demetercomplex

Hello Alan Rickman....this is....Alan Rickman....


Dragonace1000

"Reminding you to move the pork chops from the freezer to the refrigerator so they defrost properly.......Do NOT disappoint me"


BarnieSandlers123

"Alan, it's me, Alan again, reminding you to tell the turtle joke at the party. Heh heh heh"


MikePGS

Where are my detonators?


892ExpiredResolve

Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they tell me to take you up to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't.


Irbyirbs

By Grabthar's Hammer... what a savings!


Belly84

He put so much loathing into that line. The delivery was perfect. Like it was physically painful for him to say it lol


davedank

He was, in a word, brilliant.


graveybrains

I feel the need to point this out every time it comes up: He says that line three times in the movie. Once in a clip that’s supposed to be from their original TV show, once at the grand opening thing and then when Quellek dies… and every single one of them is *perfect* for the circumstances. The TV clip is just the right amount of cheesy, the public appearance is dripping with disdain, and then somebody starts cutting onions. It’s amazing 🤩


BornFast

Gilbert Gottfried


funky_grandma

Have you ever heard his real voice? There was some show where they played a voice mail he left, it might have been Howard stern. Sounds like a totally normal guy


DaddyBeanDaddyBean

Real PSA: "(screaming) HI IM BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT (perfectly normal voice) and I'm here to talk to you about drugs."


tbucket

Fran Drescher enters the scene


beardedrockerboy

I got to meet him after a show one time and he spoke normally. Honestly, it was shocking haha. Extremely nice guy though, and it was an absolutely hilarious routine


Miqotegirl

That’s like meeting Teller. When he talks, everyone shuts up.


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radicldreamer

Penn and Teller are super cool guys, after every show they come out for a meet and greet and seem genuinely appreciative of their fans, they take photos and answer questions and Teller speaks normally. He isn’t as short as many people think either, he’s actually very average height, it’s just he looks tiny with super tall Penn standing next to him all the time.


g-a-r-n-e-t

This was what shocked me about Teller the most! He’s not short, Penn is just HUGE. Teller is like 5’10. I’d only ever seen them on TV with no regular sized objects next to them for size reference so when Teller turned out to be taller than me (I’m 5’6) it was a *weird* realization.


ChamomileBrownies

[Omg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdbElWMnkyY) I refuse to accept this


OK_Soda

It's weird because even in the interview he's doing the cartoon voice, it's like the only known example of his "real" voice is this random voicemail he left someone.


joey_cash_

He used to be on SNL. He used his normal voice on that, from what I saw anyway.


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

I loved his 50 Shades of Gray audiobook. Also love how Fred Fucks in the AVGN video game was edited to look more like Gottfreid in the remaster.


StormRider2407

"OOH MY CLI-TORIS!"


disk5464

You can't bring that gem up without the link! https://youtu.be/XkLqAlIETkA


robyndresser

Jame earl jones


CaptainAwesome06

My kids were floored last week when I informed them Darth Vader and Mufasa were the same guy, as we watched The Lion King.


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Drew707

In The Sandlot you could see him. He just couldn't see you.


PrizeMathematician64

David Attenborough


Thedudeabides46

The mating rituals of soccer hooligans is a personal favorite.


WingBarbaque

Danny devito


DontHaveAGoodDay

“Oh, whoops, oh! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my MAGNUM DONG.”


shelbsless

“So anyway, I started blastin’…”


Snoo79382

He also has the most seductive and sexiest voice.


wormwormworms

Owen Wilson


BigCaecilius

and just remember, with a little Rust-eze (and insane amount of luck) you too can look like me. ka-chow


kparker527

Kachow!


666MF

“Wow!”


FishingHobo

It’s more of a “waow”


laflavor

I swear, I was having trouble hearing it in my head until I saw your spelling and suddenly it just clicked.


Jim105

Chris Rock


IGPerrish

I always crack up with Michael Scott's Chris Rock Routine


slenderberg

Every time black people wanna have a good time


parrmorgan

 OK. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He's ruin... He's butchering it. Could you just let me... Every time... Every time black people want to have a good time, some ignant ass... [Bleep]


urekMazin0

Mike Tyson


mizzurable

Fran Drescher


SpaceCowboy58

Except that one time she ate wasabi.


Sanctimonius

You know that really clears out the sinuses


ZeekOwl91

I remember an episode of *The Nanny* where Mr. Sheffield had a hangover in the morning and had a throbbing headache and the sight of Nanny Fine's smiling face was already exacerbating the headache before she even spoke, hahaha!


k0reansamurai

...miiiistaah shEFFiiiiiiield😏


_Mellion_

Robin Williams


KingoftheMongoose

The fact that he has a both recognizable voice and yet *so many different voices* is a testament to his energy, enthusiasm, and skill. Imagine Robin and him speaking, and read this accordingly: ThinkOfHisFastVoice. Now his slow and looww voice. Now a *high pitched squeaky voice* of a small woodland creature. Change it up to a raspy old granny who is three gins to the wind. Now he goes big with a hand gesturing AAHHCK! then he speaks quickly out the side of his mouth as he adds self-reflective commentary to his own bit. Now [insert spot-on impression here]. Back to fourth wall breaking commentary annndd BOOM!! Robin Williams is not someone ever thinks of when considering acting roles that are phoned in, and I miss him.


adios-bitchachos

Sylvester Stallone


SuperSpeshBaby

H. Jon Benjamin Edit: He's the voice of Archer and Bob from Bob's Burgers


spankimo

Don't forget coach mcguirck!


KingoftheMongoose

Life sucks, Brendan. There’s your lesson. Now go enjoy it.


TK82

Because it's hard Brendan, it's too hard. Anything too hard in life isn't worth doing, remember I told you that.


TristanaRiggle

I heard there would be beer here. And there was, but now it's gone, so I'm gonna leave.


taylortherod

Love on Family Guy when his character did an impression of Bob from Bob’s Burgers meeting Archer from Archer: https://youtu.be/IBDJF4EryN0


hurtfulproduct

Or when he voiced Archer who lost his memory and became Bob and married Linda


dzneill

[It was the cold open of Season 4.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWFLfmPErTQ) I saw it when it premiered and was confused as fuck for a second.


letthebeatmmmmdrop

Teddy, you thought my name was Bob Burgers?


jelect

But, but the sign..


Stringtone

He also plays The Master on The Venture Bros.


Peacock-Mantis

Kronk! Voiced by Patrick Warburton


Drew707

Warburton in general.


Stringtone

Yep. Every character he plays is instantly distinguishable as him - Joe Swanson, the Tick, Brock Samson, Kronk, the list goes on.


grimmer2000

Lemony Snickett.


Fluffy_Momma_C

Putty (or “puddy”? 🤔) in Seinfeld!


uknownada

Yeah, that's right.


7573

You mean the 8 ball?


SmartAlec105

There’s two types of famous voice actors. The ones that get jobs because they have a single, incredibly recognizable voice and the ones that get jobs because they can do any voice.


NoahtheRed

We need a film with Warburton and H. Jon Benjamin


laflavor

An Archer/Brock Samson crossover? Shut up and take my money.


PrivilegeCheckmate

H. Jon is already in the Venture universe as The Master. He's tasting his own balls. It's...a conundrum.


PrinceTaj97

This is so true


Snoo79382

"Oh right the poison."


throwingitaway724

“The poison for Kuzco”


S_U_G_G_S

"The poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco."


zvon666

"Kuzco's poison."


styles1996

"Yes; THAT poison!"


Pizzaisbae13

My spinach puffs!!!


Funandgeeky

Don’t worry, I’ll get you the recipe


RAINBOW_FOX_

"Kuzco's poison."


dont_shoot_jr

Also great as Brock Samson, go team venture


SIPwater

Yeah, that’s right.


themightygazelle

"Feels like an Arby's night"


DreadOcean72972

Sam Elliott


mizzurable

Jennifer Tilly


ImOnPluto

Joe Pesci


80burritospersecond

He's a funny guy.


Wiki_pedo

Does he amuse you?


bruh_really1

Norm Macdonald


lildovic14

9/11


breakthefifthwall

Kristen Schall


faeriechyld

Mabel and Louise!! Two of my favorites.


mocisme

Sarah Lynn?..... Sarah Lynn?


jtotal

I scrolled *way* too far to find this answer. Most voices take a few moments to click. She (as well as Jon Benjamin) are just very recognizable.


sharkiebarkie

J.K. Simmons


Duncan_Idunno

Most of the time yes. But I still can’t believe he’s the yellow m&m.


80burritospersecond

I can't believe he tried to burn my house down with a lemon.


RayAnselmo

I can't believe he fired Ryan Gosling for being a good jazz pianist.


Iceykitsune2

WHAT‽


thepluralofmooses

It’s true. The same guy that played the sadistic, white supremacist rapist on Oz is the yellow M&M


Know_Nothing_Bastard

It’s funny you say that. When Legend of Korra came out I was excited to hear that he’d be in it. I saw the first episode and wondered where the hell he was until I saw the credits. I was expecting him to sound like JJJ, and had no idea what his normal voice sounded like.


btotherad

That’s funny you said this as well because I just watched Avatar and Kora for the first time and and as soon as Tenzin (sp?) appeared I got excited and told my wife “That’s the guy that hates Spider-Man!” I would have used his real name but she wouldn’t have a clue who he is.


KingoftheMongoose

He is J J Jameson!


Snoo79382

"Think Mark Think!"


Sleazy_T

"Not quite my tempo"


Bloodghost5678

bill murray


The_GREAT_Gremlin

Phil Hartman -.-


GeorgismIsTheFuture

Ron Perlman


lesfeuilles

Michael Caine


artonion

Vincent Price


the_whole_squad

Patrick Warburton


bcoftheimplication7

Jeff Goldblum.


akumamatata8080

John Ratzenburger - Voice of Mack (Lightning McQueen), Hamm (Toy Story), Flea (Bugs Life), etc. He's in most Pixar movies! Instantly recognize his voice! Edit: The movie is Cars, not Lightning McQueen.


tearsonurcheek

Hey, Cliffy!


HalesHathNoFury

Will Arnett!!!


fidelflicka

I was looking for this one! Except apparently Nick Kroll voices a character in Big Mouth that everyone thinks is Will Arnett.


bsaires

I love hearing Will Arnett's voice in all kinds of things because it just makes me think of Bojack.


EpicEllis2004

Eddie murphy


Forwardbase_Kodai

Nick Offerman. I feel like every now and again I’ll be watching some kids movie and a character he voices will show up and I’ll immediately recognize his voice.


CynthiasPomeranian

"Fremulon"


JanetSnakehole720

Shhhh


kaleidoscopeyes17

Not a doctor


Raising_Arrows88

Matthew McConaughey


gamajo87

Keith David


DrCrentistDMI

"Shepard."


TorreiraWithADouzi

Flame King, Arbiter, Captain Anderson fucking hell I love Keith David.


findthefish14

Tim Curry


rummhumm

John Goodman


supersaiyanmrskeltal

John Dimaggio. Any voice he does goes right back to me going 'Hey its Bender, or Jake the Dog!' I do know he has done other projects but that gruffness in his voice makes it apparent.


KinaGrace96

Snoop Dogg


KAYS33K

Shohreh Aghdashloo, she has a really husky voice that’s pretty unique, I generally recognise her voice almost instantly in her roles.


infosec_qs

Her voice is incredible. I first saw her in "24" and she is amazing in "The Expanse."


AndrogynousRain

I would pay real money for her to release a GPS voice as Crisjen Avasaralla. ‘What is this, fucking amateur hour? Take your dick out of your hand and turn the fucking car before I die of old age.’ 😂


benmck90

Recognized her voice acting immediately in Arcane.


Jaralith

Listening to her creative cursing in *The Expanse* is my ASMR.


a-c-moore

That character has some fucking *gems* in the novels if you haven't read them yet.


willbeonekenobi

I mainly know her as 'Admiral Shala'Raan vas Tonbay' from Mass Effect 2 and 3.


sup3rdr01d

And Lakshmi-2 in Destiny


Asorae

I don't think I've ever heard a voice more distinct than hers. Instantly recognizable. I want her to read me a book.


Worldly_Luck5718

Matt Berry of The IT Crowd and Garth Marenghi


madreselva_

Lazlo Cravensworth


woshirenren

Jackie Daytona


mkomaha

Just a regular human bartender.


dmwilson220

From Arizonia


mkomaha

I had to scroll down too far to see this. FAAAATHEEERRRR!


ccmitch84

Little snippets of Matt Berry lines from various things I've seen him in live permanently, rent free, inside my head solely because of his voice.


Worldly_Luck5718

Same. The IT Crowd ones always get stuck in my head. Especially "Computer man, fix my electric sex pants"


laflavor

Also Chris O'Dowd. When my kids started watching Puffin Rock, all I could hear was how people were bastards.


nymapanc

John C Reilly


CoffeePositive17

Liam Neeson


Bananalando

Lots of Star Trek actors's VA roles are immediately recognizable. Especially Takei, Stewart, and Frakes since they basically only do their regular speaking voices.


kookaburra1701

Jeff Combs, too. I recognize him instantly in any cartoon, despite him having a diverse set of "voices" and roles in Star Trek. My deepest wish is for *The Orville* to have an episode where every guest star is Combs in a different rubber forehead.


KAYS33K

The voices of Shatner and Nimoy are pretty recognisable too.