My counterpart in the next universe over.

Oh no, mom, I am cleaning my room! I swear!

It’s just the ancient eldritch horror that lives in my walls. It says hi, Reddit

your murderer

I want to eat chocolate with him 🍫. Yummy

*Feastables?* Never had them, love to try them though

Wait, what? There is a wall behind me? How did that get there.

my shadow

I mean on the wall. The room is fully exposed.

Yea its mine, the light's just on the floor

oh hai mark

Hi

uhhhh how's it goin

Not extremely good but okay and you

eh, i can't really complain. life could be worse.

Just a lunatic who escaped from the mental asylum. no big deal happens all of the time.

My dark self.