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The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S2 - E2 - Icy Apology - Live Episode Discussion

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S2 - E2 - Icy Apology - Live Episode Discussion

imhere_4_beer

Lisa flatly delivering her tag line with no punctuation is going to make me laugh every week, I think.


ardenrose27

Lmao Mary’s line “I will send Jesus after you” Pretty sure that’s not how that works or what Jesus is for


GetMeAColdPop

He’s like “Poverty? War? Famine?….you must wait. I’ve gotta go after Mary’s enemies real quick”


imhere_4_beer

Mary is unintentional comedy in expensive clothes , always


rawtinhail2020

Like why did she say it that way I literally have laughed out loud every time I’ve heard it!


Missie1284

It’s so bad 😂😂😂😂


zannn17

The vocal fry convo between brooks and Meredith….sounds like an SNL parody 😩


spabitch

the shoulder shrugs for me


PotatoWedgeShawtie

Mary son is high AF


GetMeAColdPop

His room is the ultimate chill zone!! I’d be high 24/7 😝


v_bored0

And yet he only eats yogurt ?? 😂


PotatoWedgeShawtie

Got to get those probiotics in for good digestion, brah.


zbornaks

“Jen Shah is treated *better* because of her temper. We walk on eggshells around her.” THERE IT IS THANK YOU HEATHER.


Known_Marzipan

“She doesn’t apologize.” She says the words but never means it.


reading_internets

I can't believe her dry spell is 2-3x a week. Fuck you, Whitney. 🤣


Humble_Solution_5186

I’d recognize that Trader Joe’s lobster ravioli anywhere


riplilpeepgbc

brooks on the phone with the FBI “they just got to Beauty Lab”


GeorgeCuntstanza

This scene was included solely to show all of Jen’s shit she purchased with her ill-gotten gains and I’m here for it.


plantscatsrealitytv

Production is so messy. I hope we get a closet scene every week.


QuakeToysChicago

They yanked Mary out of her closet because Mary’s prison/lawsuits are dragging only to shove Jen back into her closet to film in the nick of time!


realityshowho

If someone called me Shrek I’d be blocking her number lol damn


warpugs

”WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ~~SWAMP~~ PHONE?”


DomesticSlacker

At that moment when Jen told Stu to crawl, he decided to snitch to the Feds and take the deal


zanathewolf

She didn’t even attempt to help him get up! She just picked up the LV bag and immediately tried to hand it to him as soon as he was on his feet lol. No wonder he snitched.


zbornaks

StuChainz footage... haunting, knowing that he flipped.


picard17

How brave of Whitney to admit that she and her husband are only having sex 2-3 times/ week 🙄


runs_with_tamborines

Yeah I mean if you factor in the other housewives of this season: heather is divorced, meridith’s husband is 50% around, Jen’s husband travels so much, and Mary’s husband lol. I mean I don’t know Lisa’s life so don’t wanna assume but yeah. Life must be rough.


hereforthebenzene

You know Johnny B puts it down in the bedroom 🤭🤭


jrhendr

Jennie's daughter stealing scenes 2 for 2? We stan


makeitnice--

So cute. So cool. 9 going on 25!


Mixedcurl222

THE GREEN CARPET?!?! You went 18 years with GREEN CARPET????


catttwithnoname

Did she say every one of her dogs peed on it because they thought it was grass? The hospital probably smells better than that carpet, child!


zbornaks

SLC has the best music. Love the creepy choir vibes.


Dizzy_Secretary_4711

Haha yes it’s like haunted Christmas music I love it.


MyFigurativeYacht

Holy shit I’ve never seen Mary so dressed down I didn’t even recognize her


Missie1284

She looks better this way!


iminlovewithakicker

She looks way better


lovetheblazer

Jen Shah telling Stu to crawl on his hands and knees through an ice tunnel and him immediately attempting to do it deserves to be played at his criminal trial as evidence of the hold she has on him


holybex_batman

I do not want to watch Whitney go on a sex journey with her husband whose name I always forget. John? Ron? I literally have no idea.


empo7

Justin 🤣


marrrina831

I kind of think Meredith just likes the feel of her hair swinging across her shoulders


breaclaire

Can’t stop thinking about this now.


asiagomontoya

why is there a 21k purse in a store that looks like an upscale jersey shore boutique


NOTORIOUS_BLT

You know who else believes the worst about Jen Shah? Starts with an F and ends with a BI.


touchkissbite

“On a BOAT, dude” truly made me love Jennie immediately


PerformativeEyeroll

I thought it was funny but somehow I feel like I've seen that scene 1000 times


slibberynibble

Jen has such victim complex can't wait to see her get arrested


quesobeatsguac

Okay, I love this idea. I love that Lisa was just “let’s make pants together” I need that kind of chaotic friendship in my life


GetMeAColdPop

I need a Bravo special of Mary’s home renovation A-fucking-SAP


SpencerHastings7

Mary’s chairs should the be the reunion set theme


smart_and_funny

I think they’re props from beetlejuice


Ckc1972

The look on Whitney's husband's face says "why are we bringing this up on TV"


Busybodii

I wonder what face he made when Whitney demonstrated “robotic sex”.


KarenD2016

Jennie’s sitting there thinking, “I remind you of this crazy person!?!”


oceanvibrations

Maybe a stupid question, but what the hell does Jen do/go to/attend that she needs that many dresses & shoes???


SausageInspector

Court.


BestFriendOfTheCourt

Ben Platt the oldest looking high schooler since Drew Barrymore in Never Been Kissed.


morla74

SERIOUSLY! Every time I see that commercial, I think, “why does this high schooler look 34 and divorced?”


richboydubs

Not Bravo using the Brooks/Jen drama as a tie in to promote Dear Evan Hansen 💀


kimribbean

The tackiness !!!!!!!!!


stephadelphia

I kind of feel for Justin. He is so uncomfortable filming.


moshkosh

My jaw is on the floor from that Whitney confessional


hippopotamouses

Not-FBI-plant Murilo taking inventory of her closet.


janeblanchehudson

cousin Dwayne too


Mixedcurl222

Thank you God for putting me in a family that does not care about the quantity of children popping out of my vagina


chellyyy

sex every day sounds exhausting. 2-3 times a week is ideal for me!


AbidonDesign

Heather putting her hand in the fire for a churro 😂


coffeeandcurriculum

Honestly, same.


phoenixchimera

this franchise is batshit in a good way, but the scenery blows me away


itsnotaboutthepasta

I LOVED the zoom in on Merediths house early in the episode. It looked so cozy.


Frijack03

Jennie’s daughter has shown in 2 short episodes that she understood the assignment.


boatyboatwright

She’s the Olivia Aydin of the West


touchkissbite

If my mother spoke to me about eating stank pussy I would probably be wary of her for a bit too!!!!!


Proper-Aspect-2947

I cringed so hard at her talking about that!! Ughhh like wtf!?


_yitzi

Because it was prob more fun when you were younger and he was your boss cheating on his wife 🤷🏻‍♀️


Mixedcurl222

BYE💀😂


mochagazelle

The truth


AtomBornASMR

Im completely obsessed with Lisa’s spontaneous pants making party idea I hope they go to Valter’s in their new pantsss


moshkosh

I know some Trader Joe’s lobster ravioli when I see it!


picard17

Jen is physically incapable of taking responsibility for her actions... should be interesting with her court case.


dash1ng23

A lot like Teresa, always deflecting


iisirka

Where do Jen and Sonja get these assistants?


realityshowho

This sub


doubayou

THE FACT THAT SHE ACTED ALL OF THAT OUTT LAMDOSJLALD


zbornaks

Jen called Heather racist, Honey Boo Boo, and Shrek. If I was Heather I’d tell this nasty bitch to get the fuck out of my swamp.


teigh_teigh

Don’t forget manatee


imhere_4_beer

Giselle is watching right now thinking “Mary’s house is really nice, why does she want to change it?”


RevolutionaryAd5176

Oh Ben and Ronnie are going to have a field day with the wedding singer clip


ctomps

2-3 times a week and you're complaining?? Girl it's not gonna be the honeymoon forever.


yungbdavis94

Because she knows the second they stop, he’s going to be porking a younger blonder secretary at his office. That’s how she got him.


CrazyNotCatLady

Especially when one spouse is older. Their sex drive decreases!


veeezzzzzuuuussss

Is it jen’s turn to film the whole season in her closet LOL


[deleted]

Brooks should take notes from karlynn on how to be a well received kid of a housewife


2Tickets2PairOfDice

More ocean jokes, fewer tracksuits!


itsme_walter

Has Jen considered changing her behavior after an apology?


breaclaire

NOT SETH WITH THE MASK


vodkasaucepizza

Buy Whitney a vibrator. She married an older dude, he’s gonna slow down.


teeaykay

Stu said sorry Jen I’ll only take the fall for you once


S_Runaway

Even if those messages were fake, the fact that Heather sees it as a genuinely real possibility that it’s something Jen could say, says a lot about who Jen is as a person.


ILoveRidesharing

"I think Jen is treated differently because of her temper not the color of her skin." Thank God she said it.


SpookySchatzi

And now we’ve said it


2Tickets2PairOfDice

Is that a soul patch, Seth?


blondebull

What’s does Jen Shah not understand? Your apology means nothing when you keep doing the same stuff over and over


mylittlecroissantt

Jennie meeting Jen for the first time and she’s getting the full on crazy 😂😂😂


uknowhatudid

Oof it’s so awkward Whitney talking about her MLM beauty company after watching lularich this past Friday 🥴


plantscatsrealitytv

Jennie is regretting everything about joining the show while meeting Jen.


touchkissbite

Whitney is so small and timid in group scenes and then she films at home and she is WILD


indecentXpo5ure

Wild Rose 🌹


oceanvibrations

Could you imagine being in a relationship, LET ALONE A MARRIAGE, when her constant attitude is "tit for tat" you did this, so I did that. Constantly minimizing her actions in the defense of "look what was done to me" is nuts. The biggest yikes.


stephadelphia

I don't think Coach's job keeping him out of the home is an accident


touchkissbite

Jen is completely wrong about Heather because Heather will give anyone the benefit of the doubt to a fault (I.e. what she said about Jen on WWHL) she is the LAST person to look for problems. she is forgiving to a fault.


lovetheblazer

The Marks family, confirming once and for all that vocal fry can, in fact, be genetic.


lucygucyapplejuicey

Literally cannot wait to see her testify “That wasn’t me this is hurting my grandma too stop 😭😭😭”


marrrina831

Jen has to stop this shit.


Kellybean18

Oof. Jennie got the full blown 0-100 Jen Shah temper experience


KSCNYC

Can y’all married people tell me how many times a week is “normal”? Genuinely curious!


iminlovewithakicker

2-3 times a week is a Fucking lot after some time


ILoveRidesharing

I think it totally depends on a myriad of factors but really what matters is that all parties involved are satisfied. For some couples that is every day. For others its a few times a month.


anonyoudidnt

Hey Jen maybe it's not bc you are a POC, maybe you are just the freaking worst


aghastghost

Jen is an emotional vampire.


DomesticSlacker

Mary is kind of relatable for once with the lockdown house scrutiny. But then she starts talking about fish and I nope out.


Tay-Rae

Jennie’s daughter is adorable


lucygucyapplejuicey

Jen said “gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss!!”


Known_Marzipan

Jen screaming & crying is the same as Erika’s fast mumble talk + growl yell. When all else fails…


smallguwopp

mary took every psychedelic drug while designing that kitchen


Missie1284

That carpet and green marble are absolutely horrendous


davidthomvs

After the cake incident I doubt her ability to pick anything up off the floor.


MakeupandFlipcup

jennie’s daughter is a star😂


zannn17

NOT THE DEAR EVAN HANSEN PROMO FROM MEREDITH AND BROOKS 😩😩😩😩😩😩


hippopotamouses

Stu and Jen give me Walmart VEEP Gary and Selina Meyer vibes


chellyyy

jen is insane like how can you have the literal print and verified check and say it’s still not her


PMmeUrGroceryList

I’m pretty sure I do NOT need any scenes about Whitney and Justin’s sex life 🤢


ludawg61

Merideth’s boob in the confessional… what am I looking at?


targetboston

It's like a breastplate at various times.


Tr4shM0nster

Imagine a Mary vs Ramona staring contest.


blondebull

Mary doing her house tour is the most “normal” she’s ever seemed. That house though…


plantscatsrealitytv

Last week, Mary talked about smoking blunts. Now she's talking about bacterial vaginosis. COVID loosened her up.


PeaceGirlAlways

Awww. I love Jennie’s daughter. She is so adorable! And I am a sucker for corny jokes. 😁


AbidonDesign

Oh Whitney those are some lofty goals for a mlm


marrrina831

Mary's tagline is terrifying


ncd46

Jen being like "I have kids too!"... like it's still YOUR behavior that's embarrassing the kids though, not Heather's or Meredith's


ILoveRidesharing

Jen's going to get rocked in prison. No one is going to tolerate her nonsense.


LetMeEducateU325

Is she really saying this when Heather had proof


picard17

I'm an overly forgiving person and I usually root for housewives to bury the hatchet even when things have gotten really messy between them, but I want Heather to walk away from this friendship. Jen is a terrible friend to her and never takes and accountability for anything while Heather is endlessly patient and supportive of her.


MyFigurativeYacht

Stu Chainz starting to get nervous


davidthomvs

Having that much stuff while renting sounds like a nightmare. Every time I movie I end up throwing stuff out or giving it away just to have less to move.


ForTheDadBods

This looks like a dinner table for Alice & Wonderland


lilscumbag__

we need to move past jens vagina


ForTheDadBods

Poor Lisa still didn’t learn how to spray tan


holybex_batman

Jennie sitting there right now like “did Lisa say I remind her of this bitch?”


mswhatsinmybox_

Poor honey booboo. It must suck to have your nickname to b used as an insult.


Grand-Rooster

so weird how Jen is just able to suddenly stop crying and have it together


ILoveRidesharing

The fact that Whitney had sex with Justin every single day... *shivers*.


tdot1022

🚪🚶🏾‍♀️me coming in from the RHOP live thread


Tay-Rae

Mary is just gold TV. I could watch her wander around her house for hours.


__thatgurrl__

I can never be Jen’s friend. Every interaction would be so volatile, I’d have so much anxiety.


party-thyme

Ngl when Heather’s face popped up on jens phone the angle made me jump


Imtherightkind

Strong square faces have a hold on these ladies


garbagebrainraccoon

That Utah face work is no where near NY or BH level


bachfan397

I know people throw gaslighting around a ton these days, but I feel like Jen is a true gaslighter. She consistently tries to make people arguing with her question their own version of events/reality and turns the tables on them to make them feel like the bad guy when she’s in the wrong


kmybear

“You don’t remember that you actually wrote that from my account???” -Jen Shah


marrrina831

Jen trying to get closure and repair relationships....I feel she knew shit was about to change in her life.


zbornaks

She knows she’ll need allies and figured Heather was the fan favorite so it’d be in her best interest to get her on her side.


digitalkeke

"We don't even cook, girl, how we gonna make some pants?!" Yall I laughed im sorry


pishanator

I had my first espresso martini this weekend and GOT ENGAGED. So excited to celebrate with Potomac and SLC with you all tonight! ♥️ *Insert the clip of Luann saying "he wants to marry me" here*


shades-of-co0l

Jens face looks so painful 😬


lushdust_5678-

Why is Mary shitting on her family so hard?! Who could trust this woman


moshkosh

I have high hopes for Jennie


S_Runaway

Whitney’s daughter is the spitting image of her dad!


lushdust_5678-

lmao whatever 2-3x/week is good. Chill


touchkissbite

If Jen Shah invited me into this frozen maze, I would be certain she planned to murder me.


itsnotaboutthepasta

This really is like an abusive relationship


hippopotamouses

Jen and Mary not knowing how social media works whatsoever


zsaz_ch

So here’s what happened, she bursted out in tears hoping to gain sympathy from heather and when she realized she wasn’t getting far she blamed her treatment on her being brown because how dare the white girl not feel sorry for her after that. She tried it.


PeaceGirlAlways

We only need Brooks to identify as our son. I love Meredith’s attitude! It’s too bad all parents can’t be this loving and inclusive. 💜


lovetheblazer

“Jen Shah with a blue check mark means Jen Shah typed these words herself like pig or Honey Boo Boo.” —Heather with the mic drop


lovetheblazer

“I believe that Jen Shah is treated differently because of her temper, not the color of her skin. In fact, I believe she’s treated *better* because of her temper because we’re all afraid of her.” —Heather leap frogging over Jen’s attempt to play the race card unjustly


ieatstickers

i’m having such a good weekend and rhoslc is the perfect way to end it. I think my prozac is finally starting to work. haven’t felt this good since may! so so relieved I can finally say that lol it’s been a rough year


party-thyme

Mary’s son is stoned af


2Tickets2PairOfDice

I love how on WWC they talked about Bravo getting plenty of closet shots from Jen and Erika for the feds.


FreakFlagHigh

Wat is dis Dear Evan Hansen marketing hunni????


itsme_walter

Any time a Mary family member appears I want them to blink if they’re in danger


blkhermione

Gizelle is tacky, but Mary takes it to a different level


StylishStephanie

My face when Mary said her marriage is stale and she feels trapped.


Bunnyphoofoo

Mary’s child having a giant Smeg fridge in his bedroom was interesting but not unexpected


MyFigurativeYacht

Oh my god where is Jennie’s daughter’s one hour special on Comedy Central


v_bored0

Omg this kid is so funny 🤣🤣 “I can tell from the eye roll”


veronicagetsmehigh

I really like Jennie so far


ILoveRidesharing

Prediction - Whitney and Justin will be announcing their divorce by season 4.


coffeeandcurriculum

2-3 x a week?! Girls, i need to ice down my vagina after hearing that


blondebull

Jen Shah makes everything about herself


nokids123

WHY IS HEATHER PULLING CHURROS OUT OF FIRE JUST *chefs kiss*


davidthomvs

I know Mary runs a cult and that’s not great but I need her on the show forever to see if her story ever starts to make sense.


beyondbelief0

PLEASE NO MORE SEXUAL SCENES WITH WHITNEY AND HER CREEPY HUSBAND 😭😭😭 I'M NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO IT AT ALL


lilscumbag__

omg i can tell she actually cooks based of her pantry


ctomps

Listen I don't appreciate Brooks at all. But seeming like a stereotypical gay kid and having the right to actually state your sexuality for yourself without one of your mom's costars liking a bunch of tweets about your sexuality is not actually that big of an ask. Especially if he hasn't spoken about his own sexuality yet. Edit: Wow I've never gotten a gold award before. Thank you!


Missie1284

Mary looks 1,000 times better dressed down


ardenrose27

I’m dying at Seth in the iconic mask


ludawg61

Merideth’s boob in the confessional… what am I looking at?


boat_against_current

This house would totally be featured on Zillow Gone Wild if it was for sale.