The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S2 - E2 - Icy Apology - Live Episode Discussion
By - LetMeEducateU325
Lisa flatly delivering her tag line with no punctuation is going to make me laugh every week, I think.
Lmao Mary’s line “I will send Jesus after you”
Pretty sure that’s not how that works or what Jesus is for
He’s like “Poverty? War? Famine?….you must wait. I’ve gotta go after Mary’s enemies real quick”
Mary is unintentional comedy in expensive clothes , always
Like why did she say it that way I literally have laughed out loud every time I’ve heard it!
It’s so bad 😂😂😂😂
The vocal fry convo between brooks and Meredith….sounds like an SNL parody 😩
the shoulder shrugs for me
Mary son is high AF
His room is the ultimate chill zone!! I’d be high 24/7 😝
And yet he only eats yogurt ?? 😂
Got to get those probiotics in for good digestion, brah.
“Jen Shah is treated *better* because of her temper. We walk on eggshells around her.” THERE IT IS THANK YOU HEATHER.
“She doesn’t apologize.” She says the words but never means it.
I can't believe her dry spell is 2-3x a week.
Fuck you, Whitney. 🤣
I’d recognize that Trader Joe’s lobster ravioli anywhere
brooks on the phone with the FBI “they just got to Beauty Lab”
This scene was included solely to show all of Jen’s shit she purchased with her ill-gotten gains and I’m here for it.
Production is so messy. I hope we get a closet scene every week.
They yanked Mary out of her closet because Mary’s prison/lawsuits are dragging only to shove Jen back into her closet to film in the nick of time!
If someone called me Shrek I’d be blocking her number lol damn
”WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ~~SWAMP~~ PHONE?”
At that moment when Jen told Stu to crawl, he decided to snitch to the Feds and take the deal
She didn’t even attempt to help him get up! She just picked up the LV bag and immediately tried to hand it to him as soon as he was on his feet lol. No wonder he snitched.
StuChainz footage... haunting, knowing that he flipped.
How brave of Whitney to admit that she and her husband are only having sex 2-3 times/ week 🙄
Yeah I mean if you factor in the other housewives of this season: heather is divorced, meridith’s husband is 50% around, Jen’s husband travels so much, and Mary’s husband lol. I mean I don’t know Lisa’s life so don’t wanna assume but yeah. Life must be rough.
You know Johnny B puts it down in the bedroom 🤭🤭
Jennie's daughter stealing scenes 2 for 2? We stan
So cute. So cool. 9 going on 25!
THE GREEN CARPET?!?! You went 18 years with GREEN CARPET????
Did she say every one of her dogs peed on it because they thought it was grass? The hospital probably smells better than that carpet, child!
SLC has the best music. Love the creepy choir vibes.
Haha yes it’s like haunted Christmas music I love it.
Holy shit I’ve never seen Mary so dressed down I didn’t even recognize her
She looks better this way!
She looks way better
Jen Shah telling Stu to crawl on his hands and knees through an ice tunnel and him immediately attempting to do it deserves to be played at his criminal trial as evidence of the hold she has on him
I do not want to watch Whitney go on a sex journey with her husband whose name I always forget. John? Ron? I literally have no idea.
I kind of think Meredith just likes the feel of her hair swinging across her shoulders
Can’t stop thinking about this now.
why is there a 21k purse in a store that looks like an upscale jersey shore boutique
You know who else believes the worst about Jen Shah?
Starts with an F and ends with a BI.
“On a BOAT, dude” truly made me love Jennie immediately
I thought it was funny but somehow I feel like I've seen that scene 1000 times
Jen has such victim complex can't wait to see her get arrested
Okay, I love this idea. I love that Lisa was just “let’s make pants together” I need that kind of chaotic friendship in my life
I need a Bravo special of Mary’s home renovation A-fucking-SAP
Mary’s chairs should the be the reunion set theme
I think they’re props from beetlejuice
The look on Whitney's husband's face says "why are we bringing this up on TV"
I wonder what face he made when Whitney demonstrated “robotic sex”.
Jennie’s sitting there thinking, “I remind you of this crazy person!?!”
Maybe a stupid question, but what the hell does Jen do/go to/attend that she needs that many dresses & shoes???
Ben Platt the oldest looking high schooler since Drew Barrymore in Never Been Kissed.
SERIOUSLY! Every time I see that commercial, I think, “why does this high schooler look 34 and divorced?”
Not Bravo using the Brooks/Jen drama as a tie in to promote Dear Evan Hansen 💀
The tackiness !!!!!!!!!
I kind of feel for Justin. He is so uncomfortable filming.
My jaw is on the floor from that Whitney confessional
Not-FBI-plant Murilo taking inventory of her closet.
cousin Dwayne too
Thank you God for putting me in a family that does not care about the quantity of children popping out of my vagina
sex every day sounds exhausting. 2-3 times a week
is ideal for me!
Heather putting her hand in the fire for a churro 😂
this franchise is batshit in a good way, but the scenery blows me away
I LOVED the zoom in on Merediths house early in the episode. It looked so cozy.
Jennie’s daughter has shown in 2 short episodes that she understood the assignment.
She’s the Olivia Aydin of the West
If my mother spoke to me about eating stank pussy I would probably be wary of her for a bit too!!!!!
I cringed so hard at her talking about that!! Ughhh like wtf!?
Because it was prob more fun when you were younger and he was your boss cheating on his wife 🤷🏻♀️
Im completely obsessed with Lisa’s spontaneous pants making party idea I hope they go to Valter’s in their new pantsss
I know some Trader Joe’s lobster ravioli when I see it!
Jen is physically incapable of taking responsibility for her actions... should be interesting with her court case.
A lot like Teresa, always deflecting
Where do Jen and Sonja get these assistants?
THE FACT THAT SHE ACTED ALL OF THAT OUTT LAMDOSJLALD
Jen called Heather racist, Honey Boo Boo, and Shrek. If I was Heather I’d tell this nasty bitch to get the fuck out of my swamp.
Don’t forget manatee
Giselle is watching right now thinking “Mary’s house is really nice, why does she want to change it?”
Oh Ben and Ronnie are going to have a field day with the wedding singer clip
2-3 times a week and you're complaining?? Girl it's not gonna be the honeymoon forever.
Because she knows the second they stop, he’s going to be porking a younger blonder secretary at his office. That’s how she got him.
Especially when one spouse is older. Their sex drive decreases!
Is it jen’s turn to film the whole season in her closet LOL
Brooks should take notes from karlynn on how to be a well received kid of a housewife
More ocean jokes, fewer tracksuits!
Has Jen considered changing her behavior after an apology?
NOT SETH WITH THE MASK
Buy Whitney a vibrator. She married an older dude, he’s gonna slow down.
Stu said sorry Jen I’ll only take the fall for you once
Even if those messages were fake, the fact that Heather sees it as a genuinely real possibility that it’s something Jen could say, says a lot about who Jen is as a person.
"I think Jen is treated differently because of her temper not the color of her skin."
Thank God she said it.
And now we’ve said it
Is that a soul patch, Seth?
What’s does Jen Shah not understand? Your apology means nothing when you keep doing the same stuff over and over
Jennie meeting Jen for the first time and she’s getting the full on crazy 😂😂😂
Oof it’s so awkward Whitney talking about her MLM beauty company after watching lularich this past Friday 🥴
Jennie is regretting everything about joining the show while meeting Jen.
Whitney is so small and timid in group scenes and then she films at home and she is WILD
Wild Rose 🌹
Could you imagine being in a relationship, LET ALONE A MARRIAGE, when her constant attitude is "tit for tat" you did this, so I did that. Constantly minimizing her actions in the defense of "look what was done to me" is nuts. The biggest yikes.
I don't think Coach's job keeping him out of the home is an accident
Jen is completely wrong about Heather because Heather will give anyone the benefit of the doubt to a fault (I.e. what she said about Jen on WWHL)
she is the LAST person to look for problems. she is forgiving to a fault.
The Marks family, confirming once and for all that vocal fry can, in fact, be genetic.
Literally cannot wait to see her testify
“That wasn’t me this is hurting my grandma too stop 😭😭😭”
Jen has to stop this shit.
Oof. Jennie got the full blown 0-100 Jen Shah temper experience
Can y’all married people tell me how many times a week is “normal”? Genuinely curious!
2-3 times a week is a Fucking lot after some time
I think it totally depends on a myriad of factors but really what matters is that all parties involved are satisfied. For some couples that is every day. For others its a few times a month.
Hey Jen maybe it's not bc you are a POC, maybe you are just the freaking worst
Jen is an emotional vampire.
Mary is kind of relatable for once with the lockdown house scrutiny. But then she starts talking about fish and I nope out.
Jennie’s daughter is adorable
Jen said “gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss!!”
Jen screaming & crying is the same as Erika’s fast mumble talk + growl yell. When all else fails…
mary took every psychedelic drug while designing that kitchen
That carpet and green marble are absolutely horrendous
After the cake incident I doubt her ability to pick anything up off the floor.
jennie’s daughter is a star😂
NOT THE DEAR EVAN HANSEN PROMO FROM MEREDITH AND BROOKS 😩😩😩😩😩😩
Stu and Jen give me Walmart VEEP Gary and Selina Meyer vibes
jen is insane like how can you have the literal print and verified check and say it’s still not her
I’m pretty sure I do NOT need any scenes about Whitney and Justin’s sex life 🤢
Merideth’s boob in the confessional… what am I looking at?
It's like a breastplate at various times.
Imagine a Mary vs Ramona staring contest.
Mary doing her house tour is the most “normal” she’s ever seemed. That house though…
Last week, Mary talked about smoking blunts. Now she's talking about bacterial vaginosis. COVID loosened her up.
Awww. I love Jennie’s daughter. She is so adorable! And I am a sucker for corny jokes. 😁
Oh Whitney those are some lofty goals for a mlm
Mary's tagline is terrifying
Jen being like "I have kids too!"... like it's still YOUR behavior that's embarrassing the kids though, not Heather's or Meredith's
Jen's going to get rocked in prison. No one is going to tolerate her nonsense.
Is she really saying this when Heather had proof
I'm an overly forgiving person and I usually root for housewives to bury the hatchet even when things have gotten really messy between them, but I want Heather to walk away from this friendship. Jen is a terrible friend to her and never takes and accountability for anything while Heather is endlessly patient and supportive of her.
Stu Chainz starting to get nervous
Having that much stuff while renting sounds like a nightmare. Every time I movie I end up throwing stuff out or giving it away just to have less to move.
This looks like a dinner table for Alice & Wonderland
we need to move past jens vagina
Poor Lisa still didn’t learn how to spray tan
Jennie sitting there right now like “did Lisa say I remind her of this bitch?”
Poor honey booboo. It must suck to have your nickname to b used as an insult.
so weird how Jen is just able to suddenly stop crying and have it together
The fact that Whitney had sex with Justin every single day... *shivers*.
🚪🚶🏾♀️me coming in from the RHOP live thread
Mary is just gold TV. I could watch her wander around her house for hours.
I can never be Jen’s friend. Every interaction would be so volatile, I’d have so much anxiety.
Ngl when Heather’s face popped up on jens phone the angle made me jump
Strong square faces have a hold on these ladies
That Utah face work is no where near NY or BH level
I know people throw gaslighting around a ton these days, but I feel like Jen is a true gaslighter. She consistently tries to make people arguing with her question their own version of events/reality and turns the tables on them to make them feel like the bad guy when she’s in the wrong
“You don’t remember that you actually wrote that from my account???” -Jen Shah
Jen trying to get closure and repair relationships....I feel she knew shit was about to change in her life.
She knows she’ll need allies and figured Heather was the fan favorite so it’d be in her best interest to get her on her side.
"We don't even cook, girl, how we gonna make some pants?!" Yall I laughed im sorry
I had my first espresso martini this weekend and GOT ENGAGED. So excited to celebrate with Potomac and SLC with you all tonight! ♥️
*Insert the clip of Luann saying "he wants to marry me" here*
Jens face looks so painful 😬
Why is Mary shitting on her family so hard?! Who could trust this woman
I have high hopes for Jennie
Whitney’s daughter is the spitting image of her dad!
lmao whatever 2-3x/week is good. Chill
If Jen Shah invited me into this frozen maze, I would be certain she planned to murder me.
This really is like an abusive relationship
Jen and Mary not knowing how social media works whatsoever
So here’s what happened, she bursted out in tears hoping to gain sympathy from heather and when she realized she wasn’t getting far she blamed her treatment on her being brown because how dare the white girl not feel sorry for her after that.
She tried it.
We only need Brooks to identify as our son. I love Meredith’s attitude! It’s too bad all parents can’t be this loving and inclusive. 💜
“Jen Shah with a blue check mark means Jen Shah typed these words herself like pig or Honey Boo Boo.”
—Heather with the mic drop
“I believe that Jen Shah is treated differently because of her temper, not the color of her skin. In fact, I believe she’s treated *better* because of her temper because we’re all afraid of her.”
—Heather leap frogging over Jen’s attempt to play the race card unjustly
i’m having such a good weekend and rhoslc is the perfect way to end it. I think my prozac is finally starting to work. haven’t felt this good since may! so so relieved I can finally say that lol it’s been a rough year
Mary’s son is stoned af
I love how on WWC they talked about Bravo getting plenty of closet shots from Jen and Erika for the feds.
Wat is dis Dear Evan Hansen marketing hunni????
Any time a Mary family member appears I want them to blink if they’re in danger
Gizelle is tacky, but Mary takes it to a different level
My face when Mary said her marriage is stale and she feels trapped.
Mary’s child having a giant Smeg fridge in his bedroom was interesting but not unexpected
Oh my god where is Jennie’s daughter’s one hour special on Comedy Central
Omg this kid is so funny 🤣🤣 “I can tell from the eye roll”
I really like Jennie so far
Prediction - Whitney and Justin will be announcing their divorce by season 4.
2-3 x a week?! Girls, i need to ice down my vagina after hearing that
Jen Shah makes everything about herself
WHY IS HEATHER PULLING CHURROS OUT OF FIRE JUST *chefs kiss*
I know Mary runs a cult and that’s not great but I need her on the show forever to see if her story ever starts to make sense.
PLEASE NO MORE SEXUAL SCENES WITH WHITNEY AND HER CREEPY HUSBAND 😭😭😭 I'M NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO IT AT ALL
omg i can tell she actually cooks based of her pantry
Listen I don't appreciate Brooks at all.
But seeming like a stereotypical gay kid and having the right to actually state your sexuality for yourself without one of your mom's costars liking a bunch of tweets about your sexuality is not actually that big of an ask. Especially if he hasn't spoken about his own sexuality yet.
Edit: Wow I've never gotten a gold award before. Thank you!
Mary looks 1,000 times better dressed down
I’m dying at Seth in the iconic mask
This house would totally be featured on Zillow Gone Wild if it was for sale.