By - LetMeEducateU325
Katie does not give a single fuck about these babies
Me neither 🤷♀️
Im super happy we don’t have to waste tv time on Brit n Stassi’s babies or group play dates lol phew
Schwartz’s and Sandy’s is truly a horrible name.
It sounds like a neighborhood bar from 39 years ago that every man in the area over 65 frequents on a Tuesday at 4pm.
You took the words right out of my mouth. But I'd like to add that it also sounds like it's in the middle of nowhere with all of the other things you mention.
James’s fav insults are 1) fat and 2) old lmao
I hope when people say they love James they mean they love how entertaining he is…. Because as a person he’s a nasty immature piece of work.
No one every said he was creative
Every gynecologist is cringing over this Summer’s Eve conversation. Vaginas are like ovens - self-cleaning.
When Lala said she douched with summers eve I was like NO SIS!! DON'T DISTURB THE FORCE!
I had to rewind to make sure I heard right.
James always looks like he’s going to the principals office when he talks to Lisa lol
Man James is a horrible friend 😬 I would not be cool with that.
Edit: But also why is Lisa interfering with her 20 something year old son’s friendships.
If this isn’t a fake conversation to keep Lisa relevant then I would be so pissed if my BFF went to their mom to mediate a fight about a salad…
......so they're abusing uppers.
I feel like a certain cast member just moved from booze to exclusive coke use whilst exhibiting the same behaviours, but he gets a pass because of how funny he is 😬
If you mean James - hell yes it’s a bit much. If not coke, it’s Adderall or Ritalin - he is on something.
I mean that's nothing new for them
thats literally the whole show
Well Stassi *is* gone now
Lol did Tom just throw everyone under the bus for staging furniture
Yes and I love it lol
Though I have to say… I would have staged my house too if I was on tv and my furniture wasn’t in yet.
K so James is totally coked out, eh?
No it’s just the pre work out pills
Schwartz playing both sides is getting OLD. If you hate the name just say it!
Yes! And it puts Katie in the horrible position where she wants to stick up for him and be his voice as a supportive partner
LOL Katie could not care less about the baby.
Scheana is definitely the type of person to call someone on her own birthday just to hear them say Happy Birthday a la Michael Scott
Omg lala no one wants to hear about your cookie or rand milking you. Sweet Jesus
Y’all please don’t use Summer’s Eve. Your vagina is self-cleaning!
Lala really thinks this is her show
this episode is weirdly moving so fast
Lala hits 30 and insists she’s “lived a hundred lifetimes.” Girl, sit down.
Right?? Your man’s dollar bills do not impart Jedi-level wisdom upon you. Neither does giving birth. Congrats and all l, but that does not an Oprah make.
Everything I know about Lala and Rand’s relationship has been against my will
These VPR producers have us all as prisoners at this point
James does not seem sober. And I don’t mean his California sober weed BS.
It is MIND BOGGLING to me that they live like this when we all saw the cheez-it sized apartments they lived in in earlier seasons lol
I think James got banned from SUR before filming and they needed a scene for it.
Edit: to be clear, I think Max said he didn’t want James around because of texts, but they needed to explain why he wasn’t allowed.
“Are you trying to battle me” girl what
For those old enough to remember the 80’s/90’s TV show, American Gladiator, this is all I could envision when LaLa said that. Giant cotton swabs swinging and all.
Is 'pre-workout' code for they were both on coke? Because both get you jacked up like that.
did they both do some before this meeting as well because my goodness
I feel like it’s adderrll since they said it was a pill
lala is so miserable without the others that she comes off vile
Lala giving vibes like when Stassi kept shitting on the James & Rachelle's puppy shower. Just let people have some good old-fashioned fun and enjoy the magic!
Stassi mocking that is so ironic considering all of the stupid horror and ranch themed events she’s had over the years
Lala is not smart and just yells loudly.
Like even Schandys is better
Lala’s birth video. Woah was not expecting that lol
LOL the first WWHL question for Sandy & Schwartz is about #1 guy in the group. Jax must be SEETHING and I love that for us.
Lala drinks from a baby bottle so she can shut the fuck up about anyone else being immature.
Why do they all look like an IG filter?
Especially Lala, something definitely looks odd
Where’s Ken to yell at James with a Pomeranian in each hand? **HE’D KNOCK HIS SPARK OUT.**
PSA DO NOT DOUCHE!
Aww it makes me sad to know that Katie and Schwartz were trying, that must be difficult to see literally everyone else having babies!
I’m curious as to why they stopped trying. Two months doesn’t seem that long.
Maybe a miscarriage or complication.
Lala is used to having her ass kissed and being able to "rage" on anyone. I am LIVING for Ariana and Charli not putting up with her shit.
That’s so shitty of Lala to just expect everyone to just accept that she will rage on someone.
Not surprising though. Didn’t she think her dad dying made it okay for her to be shitty to everyone for an entire season?
how the fuck do magicians work 😭
I totally thought the magic trick was going to be an engagement ring
Lala is not entertaining enough to pull of shady confessionals.
Schwartz and Sandy’s sounds like a beach bar
Low key liked tom foolery lmao
Honestly, if they were so intent on using their last names- they SHOULD have opened a beach bar and named it Sandy Schwartz.
Missed opportunity, boys.
Right, Sand in my Schwartz sounds way better for a beach bar!
James has serious problems, who speaks this way in front of someone’s mother?!
lala is such a hostile piece of shit
I think based on Lisa’s reaction that the Toms definitely called her and talked this through before
Ok but a backyard hibachi party is now on my bucket list.
I like when Ariana is straight with people like Lala. Don't let 'em get away with talking behind your back and then smiling to your face.
I hate Lala trying to silence people
Okay this is more interesting than I was expecting. There’s more going on when the focus isn’t just on Jax or Kristen.
I can’t help it Bambi eyed bitch will forever be hilarious to me
How is Lala this over a magician when they had that Disney bridal party for Brittany???? Make it make sense
Also holy fuck Tom and Arianas place is incredible. They seriously have the life. Get it. I don’t even want to acknowledge Jax exists but it gives me infinite pleasure to know he’s seething.
Lala is still an asshole.
Lala and James BAD WEATHER
These women are so fucking mean to each other.
Damn this got super dark real quick.
If I was Katie, I would be pissed from the beginning that Lisa went to her loser husband to open a bar/restaurant before her! It always annoyed me!!
Like Ariana and the cocktail book. Toms get shit handed to them
Lala is the common denominator of all these conflicts HMMMM
Well scheana is a bootleg kardashian
A match made ~~in heaven~~ at Dollar Tree.
he’s “we have jason mamoa at home”
Lala shut up. You suck a baby bottle every night. You have no place to comment on a magician at a party.
Max knows James was on something and he's trying his best to not blow up his spot.
LMAO I LOVE THE SHOTS OF ALL THE TOM/ARIANA CHAIRS 💀
I’m pretty sure scheana was only like 3 weeks post partum during this. She looks amazing!!!
I haven’t watched cable in ages and downloaded an app just to watch it LIVE for that EXACT REASON. I needed to feel like I was instrumental in him being miserable. team petty all the way.
So far I am not into this episode at all and have thought about turning it off at every commercial break, but with this in the back of my head I will remain a loyal viewer ALL SEASON LONG, BABY
it is BLOWING my mind that we 9 seasons later are focusing on tom and tom. like season 1 and 2 i would have never once thought thats where this show was going.
Okay so I thought I was excited for Ariana vs Lala but it’s actually Charlie vs Lala that I’m fucking pumped for. This was a way stronger opener than I was expecting! Fuck yes 🙌
The Tom’s pretending Lisa doesn’t know about their new bar is so forced and fake
Awww, Raquel seeing Lala cry even though Lala has literally been disgusting towards her really shows how much compassion that Raquel has.
And Lala has to go and attack Raquel when Raquel was straight up just trying to be sweet 🥴 LALA SHUT UP YOU JUST CALLED HER A BABY AND SHE LITERALLY WAS COMING OVER TO CHECK ON YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE CRYING!!
Raquel looks so good with short hair.
There’s no way two rational sober people had a fight over a salad
It’s not about the salad!!!
not a chance in hell haha ❄️❄️❄️
The name *Schwartz & Sandy’s* just doesn’t flow.
Lmao Katie’s new hobby leggos
James is so manipulative. he acts horrific and then plays victim and it's the same thing over and over again
Typical addict behavior
If only Scheana knew at this point of filming that Megan Fox & MGK would be refusing to do press or acknowledge the movie or Randell
I'm both scared and excited. VPR is (was?) one of my favorite shows of all time, so last season was totally unbearable. Fingers crossed that Jax being gone is the revival this show needs 🤞
Ok so James is clearly still eating pasta right
Does anyone feel like VPR returning is one of the last pillars of normalcy restoring itself?
is this over a split plate charge? what’s is happening here
Ok I’m usually the type where drug use and code words go totally over my head, but pre-workout pill is code for drugs right?!
Scheana sucks but this is like example 452 of Lala refusing to ever apologize and instead talks about how she was hurt. This situation makes sense but it’s hard not to notice because she does it EVERY time
refreshing my memory by rewatching last season’s reunion on bravo right now and I forgot how absolutely infuriating everyone was. Jax and Brittany? Kristen? painful to watch
IS James coked out damn
Ugh...Lala and her rehearsed and copied one liners.
I feel like max aged 10 years since he was last on this show
Summer’s eve is so bad!!! Do not use ladies!
Schwartz loves to throw his wife under the bus lol
Oh holy fuck James is actually still horrible. That story with Max was horrendous. He’s straight disrespectful. Putting his fingers in the water and spraying him in the face? Who does that?
James DJ-ing alone in his little hideyhole made me snort louder than it should’ve.
They are doing the Barbara Walters Vaseline on the lens for all her scenes.
Wow Lvp that’s some work done in the opening
WTF HAPPENED TO LISAS FACE
I feel like off season James is so much different than on season. He thinks nobody is watching really so he can be the true prick he really is.
I got 7 domains today. It was $18!
Schwartz and Sandy sounds like a summery bagel sandwich. Everything bagel, avocado instead of cream cheese
This show on hormones is wayyyyyyy extra.
So "salad" is the new Pasta. It's has to be! I refuse to believe they had this big of a fight over a $10 salad!!
I think it was $10 extra, but yes I agree
The last season aired in 2019 right? 😳 I feel like I’ve aged 15 years since I last watched this show
God, good thing James is engaged to a literal pageant queen—his fat shaming obsession is so alarming! Could not be with a man constantly deferring to fat insults
Pleasantly surprised with ken and Lisa being so supportive……I’m suspicious….
Love to see how people pair up as friends without Stassi and Jax forcing people Together/apart
OMFG the max texts
Let’s sexualize feeding our child Lala fuck her man
Honestly, a fight with Max was not in my deck of cards for this season
Lisa has some strange mother complex with James. She literally seems to be more concerned with him more than her own son.
“Your executions of amazingness” that gif is gonna be going places
Raquel is so kind. 🥺
YES ARIANA COME FOR HER
Lala is such a downer ALL THE TIME
I'm all for de-stigmatizing lactation, but I don't think Lala IMMEDIATELY making it a weird sex thing is going to help with that.
I feel like Katie is often right but her delivery isn’t great.
It doesn’t help that Schwartz never has her back 😬
Ariana was at her own home! She can drink however much she wants
It's unnerving how much the women are altering their beauty while the men look same every year. I think Botox looks nice but the cheeks and lip shit just distort their faces.
I actually think Lala looks a little fresher or more natural this year? Idk how to explain it but it looks a lot better than in previous seasons
“I still use it to douche. Summer’s Eve.” Do vagina owners still not know that douching will alter the PH levels of your, to quote the show, cookie? It’s harmful. To anyone with a vagina reading this: please don’t douche.
Omg this is a mess. OVER A SALAD
I kinda wish they had done a tiny recap of the last year with each cast member as their scenes come up before jumping straight into it. Like no foreplay, just straight into the act. 😳
I know Brock is Australian but he talks like a mother from Jersey.
oooooof ....... they're all such terrible actors for that having been their career goals 😬
Pre workout pill is the new pasta.
based off the confessionals this far i dont think lala and james understand that they are only more likable in comparison to ppl like jax and stassi
Lala is a horrible person
Lala had hitched herself to the Stassi train and that’s coming back to bite her when she could have just stayed friends with the girls that were there for her in the first place.
Kay I hate Lala but if any of y’all messaged her that you wish she miscarried then you are fucked up
Max is giving me Ken energy and I like it.
Visceral reaction to hearing Lala talk again ugh
can i just remind u all that summer moon was one of the best baby name we got out of the vpr cast
I was thinking “wow max looking so much like ken” and then I remembered he’s adopted! But nonetheless, he is
Schena was not prepared for all that
This might only be a good season for Ariana and Charli hahah
How hard is it to not being a raging cunt to your friends?
How long until Jax acknowledges they used an old clip of him
Lala is Erika Jr.
Oh sweet Jesus not a birting scene
Code word for…Cocaine
The last reunion is on right now and I was already so glad that Jax was gone but this is just a reminder of why I am SO GLAD THAT JAX IS GONE. I want to do a cartwheel from of the sheer joy I feel that I am about to watch a season premiere with no Jax and Brittany.
I'm already excited for an Ariana vs. Lala feud because Ariana has a way of dismantling crazy like no other. Remember when she would just completely level Stassi and send her into a tailspin???
She literally had Stassi sobbing on a bathroom floor without even raising her voice. I hope she obliterates Lala.
James. Is. Not. Sober.
Lala is unbearable