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Shannon getting blackout at Javiers is very on brand
Dead @ them firing Braunwyn and hiring all her friends.
God production must hate her so much 😂
That sex dungeon was low budget
YO MAMA’S LOW BUDGET
(jk it so was, was that a twin bed??)
I was thinking no baby that’s a closet painted red 👀 if she was relying on that room to hold her marriage together I understand the divorce 😂
This tour is killing me. The house. The shots of Shannon. Gina fangirling. Omg.
Give whichever producer who decided to have Shannon and Gina see the house at the same time a gigantic raise.
Honestly loving this episode of Heather & Friends
Loling at Shannon’s daughter not denying that she’ll be alone but just “You’ll have Archie”
The way you can read every single thought and emotion on Shannon’s face is sending me 💀💀💀.
Shannon is wound so tight. She always looks like she’s on the verge of a complete breakdown.
Someone on Heather’s staff is going to throw that towel in the laundry*** 🤣
Sex dungeon looks like it belongs in an episode of SVU
What I’m learning is if you are married to a plastic surgeon you can be off housewives for almost a decade and you return looking identical.
Looking at you Heather and Lisa Hochstein
Also they have the nicest homes. Like Heathers was insane and Lisas on star island is also insaneeee. Adding marry a plastic surgeon to my to-do list
I wish they would just be like "this is the new cast member we're bringing on" rather than these obviously fake 'here's my friend' intro scenes that they try to pass off as natural
Our kids took a dance class together 8 years ago! Here’s the one photo of us where we’re fully standing on opposite ends of each other! 🤣
"Is it okay if I bring my new friend to your party for like 7 people?"
“Friends” to the extent production made them film a ten minute hike and light lunch at Nobu
Gina is cracking me the fuck up
Gina’s commentary on the house is amazing.
So Gina is all of us reacting to Heather's home but Shannon is dying from envy. She can't even hide it.
We're done...please leave 👉
Their electric bill must be insane
And housekeeping / chef / estate manager / all other staff salaries… they’re paying at least 100K a month in home expenses.
I could have quarantined there for the last 20 months and no one in that family would have ever known I was there
Me in her secret bathroom eating chips streaming tv 🤣
Y’all this is my crack. Heathers house is so ridiculous. I’m obsessed
Heather’s house is that house you spend weeks building in Sims and then immediately get annoyed with because it takes 5 minutes for the Sim to walk from one end to the other and the Sim only uses three of the rooms
Lmao my thoughts exactly. The baby got taken away while waiting for your slow ass to get upstairs
And then you lose your job because you can’t make it to the car out front in time.
I love this bougie vs casual brunch vibe
"I'm stressed when Shannon's calling all the time. Everything's a problem."
That sounds familiar.
Gina made the right friendship choice. Fancy pants is a luxury lifestyle brand
Terry’s probably been sued by half of Orange County anyway and Heather probably knows. Just part of the profession he’s in….Heathers gonna be pissed when she finds out Shannon didn’t tell her LOL
And why didn't we get that footage??
I just remembered Heather gets Nicole demoted over this lawsuit business!
The plot thickens!
You can already tell that Heather just really likes Gina. Already offering to let her shower in her house. 😂
"I really hit it off with Jen, by which I mean that I am contractually obligated to invite her to events"
It’s sad that Jen is a doctor but her husband can’t afford a shirt 😔
I don't think I've been this excited for any premiere in years lol...
I'm ready for RHOC to turn it around, I'm ready to see Fancy Pants' hexagonal ice, I'm ready for Shannon's windshield wiper hands.
Doctor Jen’s husband is named Ryne. **RYNE.**
Love the blackout transition.
Could watch 90 minutes of a Chateau Dubrow tour.
Noelle giving Lauren from Utah vibes with the sex dungeon/bj’s talk with a man we already know is shitty. Can’t wait to watch that mess unravel lmao
Their sex dungeon was less impressive than I envisioned
It looked like walk in closet with red walls
I find Gina to be very earnest, I appreciate that she’s being so raw and open about it instead of hiding her pain.
“…I bet she’s a joy to cook for”
That is GOAT shit right there, Gina
Me watching Heather’s house tour.
Say what you will but I've never once doubted that Emily and Gina's friendship was authentic and that it existed beyond the show
authentic friendships really help housewives shows.
There are a lot of great, interesting women on these shows. But who would I go to for a good, relatable time? Gina and Emily. Tequila included.
Agree! I have loved them since their first season; they are the ones I’d want as friends.
Dr. Jen looks like if Gretchen, Braunwyn, and Elizabeth Vargas had a baby
Max is going to the dispensary lol.
Shannon’s strategic friendship with Gina and Emily is so forced
Love the sandwich in a sauna look for Emily, or anyone really.
*i am sitting*
Wow I’m super proud of Gina for giving her statement even after she and Matt were back on really good terms. Good for her.
That took something strong. Proud of her. Didn’t think she’d do it. Bless her. Can’t imagine anything harder.
This is giving me flashbacks to when my 3 day long pandemic hobby was looking into Elizabeth’s cult
I completely forgot she existed right up until the moment I read your comment
Nicole is giving Carmen Electra vibes
Shannon looks like Stiffler’s mom with Snooki’s hair style.
I need to add that I don’t hate it.
I'm not gonna lie...absolutely no one needed to see that sex dungeon. Especially a new HW. Ugh. Please...no more try-hard sexual storylines.
I was offended by the size. It was a sex closet at best.
The most offensive part of the sex dungeon was not splurging for colored outlets on red walls
Gina got her hair together.
Shannon is talking to Gina like she's her little sister haha
Shannon looks like Jennifer Coolidge to me
Shannon and Heather hate each other for real, right?
“The only people I know of who do window etching are Heather Dubrow and the church. And we all know how much money the church has.” Gina has truly grown on me. Like a ~~barnacle~~ rose.
Oh wow so Shannon blacks out enough for two blackout stories in one ep
How jealous is Braunwyn tonight?
So jealous she called TMZ to take staged photos of her today kissing a new girlfriend.
Terry looks like a waxy nightmare, meanwhile Heather looks almost the fucking same.
This show is already 10x better without Braunwyn and Kelly
I know it’s not the bar but I passed my professional engineer exam today which was a MIND FUCK. Watching this is my celebration 😂
How would Shannon know someone sued Terry and Heather not know? That makes no sense.
Yep. Especially with how aware Heather seems about details. Seems like a show set up to me. I️ hate always bringing this up, but as much as I️ love HWs shows , I️ could see this being a storyline someone concocted.
Shannon is just thinking “I used to have a basketball court and gemstones in my foundation.”
Gina and Emily pretending not to know who Heather is was maybe the most cringe inducing and awkward thing I’ve watched all week.
Why do they keep showing Noelle’s husband on the billboard, is there no camera footage they could blend into the montage…
Y’all, did heather have a red rope barrier in her house ☠️
Me in my one bedroom sitting here like “Nicole’s house is tiny compared to Heathers”
Remember when terry called coco a bitch? Lol
a moment i just cant forget lol it pops in my head every time i watch botched
Bravo really said “we’re about to make you feel old” with these flashbacks
I watched the DuBrow kids grow up and somehow I am still a kid? Make it make sense.
Gina, you’re quickly becoming in my top 20 housewives. Keep giving good commentary girl
Her joking on Shane passing the bar had me cracking up
Shannon is not good at hiding her jealousy
One thing you can always count on is that Shannon will not like the new girl
This is where it'd be nice if they could break the 4th wall like on UGT...it's so annoying watching them pretend theyre coming together organically or that Gina or Emily dont know about Heather.
I am so glad we got that tour, with Gina and Shannon’s reaction. The wait was worth it. Also, 70% of that house is tacky.
Gina rubbing the warm towels was me.
Omg how is her taste so bad??? The giant H hanging down in her podcast office with the lights above it, I can’t 😩 and WHY IS EVERYTHING GRAY I loathe it
I’m so delightfully charmed watching the introduction of “Sweet” James, Esq. knowing what we know now
What do we know?!
Shannon is that aunt you have who’s, multiple times, fallen of a pier while day drinking at a classic rock concert.
How would heather not know that Nicole sued terry?>
Someone regularly washing the windows 😭😭 I was thinking that too, that house to be impossible to keep clean
Noella seems vapid and extra...so, perfect for the OC. I'm keeping an open mind about her lol
she's giving Katie housewives of Potomac vibes for me, but richer.
“You’ll be all alone.” Stella is ruthless lol
I'm sure the stilettos have absolutely nothing to do with the camera crew.
the only dubrow ranch flashback that matters is David beador getting MKE a drink and Shannon getting erratic
Down to earth lunch vs fake af lunch
Shannon walking through Heather’s beautiful rich house: 😒
Not the horror music as Sophie says she wants to stay in Texas for the rest of her life. This is Shannon’s worst nightmare. 😂
Heather personally knowing the manager of Nobu is so on brand
God it’s such a different show from the rest of the franchise, but it’s a breath of fresh air
Dr. Jen seems like a Season 1 throwback and I'm intrigued
Heather's second kitchen is like double the size of my one and only kitchen. This house is insane.
That dungeon looks like a serial killer basement. Wtf .
Nicole dated kid rock? That’s humiliating
"Nicole and I were good friends"
"I don't want this girl to be the person heather is talking about"
Us at Heather’s house
Omg. The three women at the Heather lunch sound so pretentious and surface level and fake with their hahaha fake laughter 😂😂
Ooof Terry’s face
He’s taking Botched promo a little too seriously.
The twins have been trying to slowly drive Shannon insane for years. They learned from David and the chips.
The way David weaponized chips 😂
I think Shannon could be driven crazy by a blank wall.
No way Heather wouldn’t already know this.
Heather could host a vacation episode at Chateau Dubrow. It’s as nice as, or nicer than, the hotels they go to.
Shannon's estate was giving me English country bed & breakfast
Omg I’ve never been more jealous of another housewife in my life. I feel poor just watching this
I am fucking LIVING for this Brady Bunch montage of Heather talking about her party omg
Interesting how Shannon is super scared of health issues but drinks like a fish
and organic but uses fillers and hair dye
Anxious about everything around her, drunk blacks out in public 🤷♀️
All that custom furniture when most of it looks like it came from Z Gallerie. 🤔
It all looks like a hotel entryway
Shannon’s mental state is already unraveling right before our eyes. It’s gonna be a good season y’all
I'm bisexual but I find the new girl screaming "I'm bisexual too!" super cringe
Too much exposition. Trying to cram all these things about themselves into conversations.
It’s giving braunwyn
birds of a feather...
“New hip! 🤸♀️
Whenever someone disagrees with me (that knows RHOC) I go “YOU GUYS WILL ALL SEE THE TRUTH!” Needless to say I’m so excited for Heather vs Shannon 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Okay. This is actually getting good? 👀
Chateau Dubrow’s electric bill must be responsible for California’s energy issues.
I feel like they’re setting up the drama on this episode and all the drama feels lighter and fun. I hope I don’t regret this comment 3 weeks from now.
We forgot what housewives drama was like before the crime sprees
THEY’RE ALL DRESSED SO INSANE
oop. next week gon be lit
Watching last season's reunion...boy was Braunwyn desperate for attention.
So thirsty! Thank God that was the last of her and Dodd.
I’m desperate for the tag lines
I'll never not laugh at the face Heather made about the cake
Between the talk of meeting in a bathroom and sex dungeons, this lunch is not Heather's vibe 😂
Harry Connick Jr. bald is not the vibe.
Ryne just seeps dickhead
Does something feel inauthentic about Shannon and Gina's "friendship" or is it just me??
Shannon is doing a Tamra move
I need to know how they funded this house. immediately.
I get that Terry is successful but their house is giving “billionaire” level insane.
A RING FOR CHAMPAGNE button in her closet?! I am lucky if I have enough hangers.
This woman’s whole vagina is out.
TELL HEATHER WHAT?? That her husband got sued? Wth? Is the point that Heather wouldn’t want it brought up on camera?
Wait, did they have to blur out Nicole's vagina????
Blown away that people actually live like that. I’m both jealous and disgusted, but at least Heather isn’t robbing the elderly to give us lifestyle porn.
also, as a Heather fan, some of her house is tacky. and I think she LOVES people like Gina who fawn over their wealth and she’s bad at hiding it.
The hopes for 2021 is ominous as fuck.
Holy Cow, Gina looks GREAT! She's finally found her Good Hair Zone, and she looks healthy and happy.
the secret is that she sued terry???
Vicki’s gonna be so mad that this is good 😂
SHANNONS SO JEALOUS FJFJFJ
Anyone else catch the STANTION in front of Heather's stairs? Lol
Shout out to SLC
David's creepy serial killer eyes and minnie mouse voice. 🤢
Heather and Gina the new queens of OC?
I'm not completely mad about it.
so glad that my long island, small casita queen gina kirschenheiter is back on my television screen <3
Ummmm idk if Emily is the one that I'd want to refer me to get plastic surgery lmao
Heather looks exactly the same. Terry... Looks a bit different.
I am proud of Gina. Hearing that recording was heartbreaking. She was very brave to give a statement and I bet when her kids grow up, they’ll be very proud of her.
Dr. Jen looks like Gretchen.
Ugh, a sex dungeon?