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LegitimatePhrase5708

Shannon getting blackout at Javiers is very on brand


KandisKoolAidWeave

Dead @ them firing Braunwyn and hiring all her friends.


glass_house

God production must hate her so much 😂


ilovecorgipuppies

That sex dungeon was low budget


pr0stituti0nwh0re

YO MAMA’S LOW BUDGET (jk it so was, was that a twin bed??)


informationseeker8

I was thinking no baby that’s a closet painted red 👀 if she was relying on that room to hold her marriage together I understand the divorce 😂


jameswho86

This tour is killing me. The house. The shots of Shannon. Gina fangirling. Omg.


Blerfect

Give whichever producer who decided to have Shannon and Gina see the house at the same time a gigantic raise.


MichaeleSalahi

Honestly loving this episode of Heather & Friends


LoveIsland_DayBed

Loling at Shannon’s daughter not denying that she’ll be alone but just “You’ll have Archie”


puce109

The way you can read every single thought and emotion on Shannon’s face is sending me 💀💀💀.


broccolicheetos

Shannon is wound so tight. She always looks like she’s on the verge of a complete breakdown.


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jennytsew

Someone on Heather’s staff is going to throw that towel in the laundry*** 🤣


caligal93

Sex dungeon looks like it belongs in an episode of SVU


LPGreen

What I’m learning is if you are married to a plastic surgeon you can be off housewives for almost a decade and you return looking identical. Looking at you Heather and Lisa Hochstein


rawtinhail2020

Also they have the nicest homes. Like Heathers was insane and Lisas on star island is also insaneeee. Adding marry a plastic surgeon to my to-do list


picard17

I wish they would just be like "this is the new cast member we're bringing on" rather than these obviously fake 'here's my friend' intro scenes that they try to pass off as natural


beyoncetaurus

Our kids took a dance class together 8 years ago! Here’s the one photo of us where we’re fully standing on opposite ends of each other! 🤣


Professoressa411

"Is it okay if I bring my new friend to your party for like 7 people?"


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beyoncetaurus

“Friends” to the extent production made them film a ten minute hike and light lunch at Nobu


kbrahhhh

Gina is cracking me the fuck up


onenightsection

Gina’s commentary on the house is amazing.


XcuseMeMisISpeakJive

So Gina is all of us reacting to Heather's home but Shannon is dying from envy. She can't even hide it.


bitchassshortie

We're done...please leave 👉


StylishStephanie

Their electric bill must be insane


mmdeerblood

And housekeeping / chef / estate manager / all other staff salaries… they’re paying at least 100K a month in home expenses.


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MyFigurativeYacht

I could have quarantined there for the last 20 months and no one in that family would have ever known I was there


lapetitfromage

Me in her secret bathroom eating chips streaming tv 🤣


cecelia999

Y’all this is my crack. Heathers house is so ridiculous. I’m obsessed


emmceebee

Heather’s house is that house you spend weeks building in Sims and then immediately get annoyed with because it takes 5 minutes for the Sim to walk from one end to the other and the Sim only uses three of the rooms


Restswithbitchface93

Lmao my thoughts exactly. The baby got taken away while waiting for your slow ass to get upstairs


momentsofrelief

And then you lose your job because you can’t make it to the car out front in time.


marrrina831

I love this bougie vs casual brunch vibe


picard17

"I'm stressed when Shannon's calling all the time. Everything's a problem." That sounds familiar.


Kininger625

Gina made the right friendship choice. Fancy pants is a luxury lifestyle brand


GetMeAColdPop

Terry’s probably been sued by half of Orange County anyway and Heather probably knows. Just part of the profession he’s in….Heathers gonna be pissed when she finds out Shannon didn’t tell her LOL


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blondebull

And why didn't we get that footage??


AbidonDesign

I just remembered Heather gets Nicole demoted over this lawsuit business!


Dependent_Field9235

The plot thickens!


zbornaks

You can already tell that Heather just really likes Gina. Already offering to let her shower in her house. 😂


picard17

"I really hit it off with Jen, by which I mean that I am contractually obligated to invite her to events"


davidthomvs

It’s sad that Jen is a doctor but her husband can’t afford a shirt 😔


laserlotuslevel5

I don't think I've been this excited for any premiere in years lol... I'm ready for RHOC to turn it around, I'm ready to see Fancy Pants' hexagonal ice, I'm ready for Shannon's windshield wiper hands.


zbornaks

Doctor Jen’s husband is named Ryne. **RYNE.**


targetboston

Love the blackout transition.


MichaeleSalahi

Could watch 90 minutes of a Chateau Dubrow tour.


GeorgeCuntstanza

Noelle giving Lauren from Utah vibes with the sex dungeon/bj’s talk with a man we already know is shitty. Can’t wait to watch that mess unravel lmao


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cecelia999

Their sex dungeon was less impressive than I envisioned


UrbanPlannerholic

It looked like walk in closet with red walls


vodkasaucepizza

I find Gina to be very earnest, I appreciate that she’s being so raw and open about it instead of hiding her pain.


karasu_zoku

“…I bet she’s a joy to cook for” That is GOAT shit right there, Gina


browniegurl4u2luv

Me watching Heather’s house tour. ![gif](giphy|hol56wxuWmRrO)


laserlotuslevel5

Say what you will but I've never once doubted that Emily and Gina's friendship was authentic and that it existed beyond the show


idontfwithu

authentic friendships really help housewives shows.


TheOhNeeders

There are a lot of great, interesting women on these shows. But who would I go to for a good, relatable time? Gina and Emily. Tequila included.


blurrylulu

Agree! I have loved them since their first season; they are the ones I’d want as friends.


precious_little_pig

Dr. Jen looks like if Gretchen, Braunwyn, and Elizabeth Vargas had a baby


ChocoTaco82

Max is going to the dispensary lol.


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purplepandapants

Nailed it!


LegitimatePhrase5708

Shannon’s strategic friendship with Gina and Emily is so forced


blondebull

Love the sandwich in a sauna look for Emily, or anyone really.


iisirka

*i am sitting*


Gwyneth7

But literally.


MyFigurativeYacht

Wow I’m super proud of Gina for giving her statement even after she and Matt were back on really good terms. Good for her.


lapetitfromage

That took something strong. Proud of her. Didn’t think she’d do it. Bless her. Can’t imagine anything harder.


davidthomvs

This is giving me flashbacks to when my 3 day long pandemic hobby was looking into Elizabeth’s cult


oy-withthepoodles

I completely forgot she existed right up until the moment I read your comment


broccolicheetos

Nicole is giving Carmen Electra vibes


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Titan_Uranus__

Shannon looks like Stiffler’s mom with Snooki’s hair style. I need to add that I don’t hate it.


bitchassshortie

I'm not gonna lie...absolutely no one needed to see that sex dungeon. Especially a new HW. Ugh. Please...no more try-hard sexual storylines.


DanielJay92

I was offended by the size. It was a sex closet at best.


DDRTxp

The most offensive part of the sex dungeon was not splurging for colored outlets on red walls


TheMostRandomWordz

Gina got her hair together. ![gif](giphy|g4ooIpQ2KETy8)


laserlotuslevel5

Shannon is talking to Gina like she's her little sister haha


MarfaStewart

Shannon looks like Jennifer Coolidge to me


Gwyneth7

Shannon and Heather hate each other for real, right?


zbornaks

“The only people I know of who do window etching are Heather Dubrow and the church. And we all know how much money the church has.” Gina has truly grown on me. Like a ~~barnacle~~ rose.


LegitimatePhrase5708

Oh wow so Shannon blacks out enough for two blackout stories in one ep


sunny2233

How jealous is Braunwyn tonight?


waikiki_sneaky

So jealous she called TMZ to take staged photos of her today kissing a new girlfriend.


zbornaks

Terry looks like a waxy nightmare, meanwhile Heather looks almost the fucking same.


marC3450

This show is already 10x better without Braunwyn and Kelly


Brannikans

I know it’s not the bar but I passed my professional engineer exam today which was a MIND FUCK. Watching this is my celebration 😂


MCStarlight

Congrats! 🎉


picard17

How would Shannon know someone sued Terry and Heather not know? That makes no sense.


Spicydaisy

Yep. Especially with how aware Heather seems about details. Seems like a show set up to me. I️ hate always bringing this up, but as much as I️ love HWs shows , I️ could see this being a storyline someone concocted.


samanthainnc

Shannon is just thinking “I used to have a basketball court and gemstones in my foundation.”


jpgmike

Gina and Emily pretending not to know who Heather is was maybe the most cringe inducing and awkward thing I’ve watched all week.


LPGreen

Why do they keep showing Noelle’s husband on the billboard, is there no camera footage they could blend into the montage…


LPGreen

Y’all, did heather have a red rope barrier in her house ☠️


davidthomvs

Me in my one bedroom sitting here like “Nicole’s house is tiny compared to Heathers”


moshkosh

Remember when terry called coco a bitch? Lol


lilscumbag__

a moment i just cant forget lol it pops in my head every time i watch botched


davidthomvs

Bravo really said “we’re about to make you feel old” with these flashbacks


mpr1011

I watched the DuBrow kids grow up and somehow I am still a kid? Make it make sense.


jameswho86

Gina, you’re quickly becoming in my top 20 housewives. Keep giving good commentary girl


tmp803

Her joking on Shane passing the bar had me cracking up


sunny2233

Shannon is not good at hiding her jealousy


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Carolina_Blues

One thing you can always count on is that Shannon will not like the new girl


KandisKoolAidWeave

This is where it'd be nice if they could break the 4th wall like on UGT...it's so annoying watching them pretend theyre coming together organically or that Gina or Emily dont know about Heather.


Jenjenkalen

I am so glad we got that tour, with Gina and Shannon’s reaction. The wait was worth it. Also, 70% of that house is tacky.


Kadoozer

Gina rubbing the warm towels was me.


pr0stituti0nwh0re

Omg how is her taste so bad??? The giant H hanging down in her podcast office with the lights above it, I can’t 😩 and WHY IS EVERYTHING GRAY I loathe it


party-thyme

I’m so delightfully charmed watching the introduction of “Sweet” James, Esq. knowing what we know now


username_blahblah_

What do we know?!


plasticvampireteeth

Shannon is that aunt you have who’s, multiple times, fallen of a pier while day drinking at a classic rock concert.


CheskapOo

How would heather not know that Nicole sued terry?>


otter-99

Someone regularly washing the windows 😭😭 I was thinking that too, that house to be impossible to keep clean


Professional-Pay1033

Noella seems vapid and extra...so, perfect for the OC. I'm keeping an open mind about her lol


toolittletimee

she's giving Katie housewives of Potomac vibes for me, but richer.


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cheers2me

“You’ll be all alone.” Stella is ruthless lol


marrrina831

I'm sure the stilettos have absolutely nothing to do with the camera crew.


boilermaker0430

the only dubrow ranch flashback that matters is David beador getting MKE a drink and Shannon getting erratic


sunny2233

Down to earth lunch vs fake af lunch


jpgmike

Shannon walking through Heather’s beautiful rich house: 😒


zbornaks

Not the horror music as Sophie says she wants to stay in Texas for the rest of her life. This is Shannon’s worst nightmare. 😂


bitchassshortie

Heather personally knowing the manager of Nobu is so on brand


OhioGaytheist

God it’s such a different show from the rest of the franchise, but it’s a breath of fresh air


laserlotuslevel5

Dr. Jen seems like a Season 1 throwback and I'm intrigued


picard17

Heather's second kitchen is like double the size of my one and only kitchen. This house is insane.


carmeIIasoprano

That dungeon looks like a serial killer basement. Wtf .


LegitimatePhrase5708

Nicole dated kid rock? That’s humiliating


blondebull

"Nicole and I were good friends" Also, "I don't want this girl to be the person heather is talking about"


GetMeAColdPop

![gif](giphy|26ufmYaTU5jqtkmuQ|downsized) Us at Heather’s house


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vida79

Omg. The three women at the Heather lunch sound so pretentious and surface level and fake with their hahaha fake laughter 😂😂


iamgroot721

Ooof Terry’s face


davidthomvs

He’s taking Botched promo a little too seriously.


TheMostRandomWordz

The twins have been trying to slowly drive Shannon insane for years. They learned from David and the chips.


WildBitch1995

The way David weaponized chips 😂


romulusputtana

I think Shannon could be driven crazy by a blank wall.


moshkosh

No way Heather wouldn’t already know this.


zbornaks

Heather could host a vacation episode at Chateau Dubrow. It’s as nice as, or nicer than, the hotels they go to.


marrrina831

Shannon's estate was giving me English country bed & breakfast


OhioGaytheist

Omg I’ve never been more jealous of another housewife in my life. I feel poor just watching this


GeorgeCuntstanza

I am fucking LIVING for this Brady Bunch montage of Heather talking about her party omg


KathrynsTargetPants

Interesting how Shannon is super scared of health issues but drinks like a fish


tonystonem2007

and organic but uses fillers and hair dye


___incorporeal

Anxious about everything around her, drunk blacks out in public 🤷‍♀️


233Ivy

All that custom furniture when most of it looks like it came from Z Gallerie. 🤔


hannbann88

It all looks like a hotel entryway


moshkosh

Shannon’s mental state is already unraveling right before our eyes. It’s gonna be a good season y’all


KathrynsTargetPants

I'm bisexual but I find the new girl screaming "I'm bisexual too!" super cringe


vodkasaucepizza

Too much exposition. Trying to cram all these things about themselves into conversations.


moshkosh

It’s giving braunwyn


toolittletimee

birds of a feather...


flumeo

“New hip! 🤸‍♀️


zbornaks

Whenever someone disagrees with me (that knows RHOC) I go “YOU GUYS WILL ALL SEE THE TRUTH!” Needless to say I’m so excited for Heather vs Shannon 2: Electric Boogaloo.


jpgmike

Okay. This is actually getting good? 👀


233Ivy

Chateau Dubrow’s electric bill must be responsible for California’s energy issues.


Titan_Uranus__

I feel like they’re setting up the drama on this episode and all the drama feels lighter and fun. I hope I don’t regret this comment 3 weeks from now.


davidthomvs

We forgot what housewives drama was like before the crime sprees


KSCNYC

THEY’RE ALL DRESSED SO INSANE


hurricanepeyton

oop. next week gon be lit


KandisKoolAidWeave

Watching last season's reunion...boy was Braunwyn desperate for attention.


kellygrrrl328

So thirsty! Thank God that was the last of her and Dodd.


cupppycake

I’m desperate for the tag lines


ThisIsRyGuy

I'll never not laugh at the face Heather made about the cake


picard17

Between the talk of meeting in a bathroom and sex dungeons, this lunch is not Heather's vibe 😂


StylishStephanie

Harry Connick Jr. bald is not the vibe.


JayFenty

Ryne just seeps dickhead


bitchassshortie

Does something feel inauthentic about Shannon and Gina's "friendship" or is it just me??


sunny2233

Shannon is doing a Tamra move


toolittletimee

I need to know how they funded this house. immediately.


davidthomvs

I get that Terry is successful but their house is giving “billionaire” level insane.


blondebull

A RING FOR CHAMPAGNE button in her closet?! I am lucky if I have enough hangers.


___incorporeal

This woman’s whole vagina is out.


vida79

TELL HEATHER WHAT?? That her husband got sued? Wth? Is the point that Heather wouldn’t want it brought up on camera?


Ramoth92

Wait, did they have to blur out Nicole's vagina????


touchkissbite

Blown away that people actually live like that. I’m both jealous and disgusted, but at least Heather isn’t robbing the elderly to give us lifestyle porn. also, as a Heather fan, some of her house is tacky. and I think she LOVES people like Gina who fawn over their wealth and she’s bad at hiding it.


vodkasaucepizza

The hopes for 2021 is ominous as fuck.


Edith_Keelers_Shoes

Holy Cow, Gina looks GREAT! She's finally found her Good Hair Zone, and she looks healthy and happy.


lilscumbag__

the secret is that she sued terry???


starchildx

Vicki’s gonna be so mad that this is good 😂


hurricanepeyton

SHANNONS SO JEALOUS FJFJFJ


notatalltruist

Anyone else catch the STANTION in front of Heather's stairs? Lol Shout out to SLC


tonystonem2007

David's creepy serial killer eyes and minnie mouse voice. 🤢


tonystonem2007

Heather and Gina the new queens of OC? I'm not completely mad about it.


napkintaryn

so glad that my long island, small casita queen gina kirschenheiter is back on my television screen <3


bitchassshortie

Ummmm idk if Emily is the one that I'd want to refer me to get plastic surgery lmao


picard17

Heather looks exactly the same. Terry... Looks a bit different.


cecelia999

I am proud of Gina. Hearing that recording was heartbreaking. She was very brave to give a statement and I bet when her kids grow up, they’ll be very proud of her.


MCStarlight

Dr. Jen looks like Gretchen.


StylishStephanie

Ugh, a sex dungeon? ![gif](giphy|sbwjM9VRh0mLm)