Reminder - 1. Jersey returns Tuesday 2. OC is back Wednesday 3. VPR is done 4. Please don’t post response threads about SLC 5. SLC has 2 more episodes - next week then the finale.

My boss Monday morning: how’s that feature coming along? Me: I don’t feel comfortable talking about that part of my life with you.

Especially since I don’t really know you like that

“I feel for me, too.” Bitch, I actually snorted aloud.

Lol on WWHL Andy asked Mary what the M stands for and she dead ass said “my middle name” ahahahaha

It would be perfect if her middle name was also Mary

Martha, and I hate that I know that, lol.

“I feel for me too” -Lisa Barlow, 2022

No one loves Lisa Barlow like Lisa Barlow.

Gasped at Heathers response to Mary and it’s not even the craziest thing that has happened this episode!!! God I love this show 😂

HEATHER’S RESPONSE TO MARY WAS A+++! I would’ve jumped across the table and attacked her, but Heather handled it so well.

SO glad she actually said that

"Lisa Barlow is an amazing human being!" - Lisa Barlow

I am absolutely high as fuck, and this feels cinematic, like a spice girls western


Mary saying no when she asked for a blanket literally made me bust out laughing so hard 🤣 what in the hell planet does she come from

don’t hold her to a higher standard!!!

“Her dumb fucking family that poses” 😂😂😂

The comment about the houses too💀💀

I want printed on every single thing possible.

YOU MARRIED YOUR STEP-GRANDDADDY. 

“Meredith, help me out here. You exude leading with love and kindness—“ “Thank you.” “And she does not.” THE WAY I SCREAMED.

Mary M. Cosby insisting on getting a massage while fully dressed and wearing sunglasses is the most Mary thing to ever Mary.

She is a fucking alien and I cannot be convinced otherwise

I’m not fully convinced this show isn’t a total propaganda effort for how beautiful Utah is

Utah: Where the only sister wife you need is Mother Earth^TM

Seriously! I wasn’t ever really interested in going there until watching this show. I’m going to Zion asap.

OH MY GOD THE FULL HOT MIC QUOTE IS REAL 

We all know bravo pays for this, Meredith.

I know! Also is there any footage of meredith declining her snowflake necklace?!

What kind of mental acrobatics just took place with Mary? Her love for fast food shows she has no depth?!?! What?! 

"Mary, do you like Jennie" "No" 💀💀💀

Why did they even ask that?🤣 didn’t they already know the answer. It’s like elementary school, check yes or no lol

WHOOAOAAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOA HEATHER SNAPPED. I don’t think Mary (or us) expected that

That was a really shitty thing for Mary to say. I would have responded the same 🤣 kudos to heather for the clap back

Coming in HOT and honey I am here for it!

“You don’t have a husband, Heather” “FU, Mary. Your husband is your grand step daddy”

Literally my favorite Heather moment ever so far! She never snaps back, that was amazing!

Mary was shocked Heather went there but it's about time Mary gets a taste of her own medicine. That was one hell of a fuck you moment. Check mate!

That just sent me.

I died when Heather said that! I was like yasss shots fired 😂👌

No matter what the people on Twitter say Heather ate her culty ass UP with this. 

This is gonna be rill good, I can feel it

SLC is the rill dill ❄️

“In honour of Mary calling me a Mexican thug…”

How can Meredith sit back and not think Mary is out of line?

Because there is no way Mary doesn’t have something on Meredith. There’s a reason Meredith is so quiet on all issues Mary.

High-key though, I would love a scene of Meredith getting on the bus alone, being driven to town, and dining at a restaurant alone, all in the name of avoiding these unethical tacos.

Am I the only one that thinks a memorial can be one day and you can spend time/grieve with family another day??

Nope. This storyline is gross, stupid and awful. Almost as bad as who called the feds.

Heather doesn’t have a husband because she chose to get divorce. I get the feeling that Mary WISHES she could divorce Robert Sr.

Don't come for Lisa's nutrition. That's hitting below the bell.

We all would be so lucky to have her nutrition! Eating fast food & fountain soda, still thin as all get out? Sign me up for that!

“Your step grand daddy” *boom* Fucking love this editing

"Yeah, God taught me how to do that" I fucking LOVE IT. Ride that holy pole Whitney.

Jesus Jugs walked so Holy Pole could run.

i hope the hot mic moment isn't at the very end because i need to see the fallout asap

You know it is lol

a girl can dream!

I don’t think there is a fall out as it is hot mic.. it happened after they all saw the footage

A person that says she is Meredith Marks on WWHL, though can’t possibly be, says Lisa was mad and overreacted because she heard that Meredith said her house was ugly.

“Meredith can go fuck herself. I’m done with her... ‘cause I’m not a fucking whore and I don’t cheat on my husband. Her and her dumb fucking family that poses. Why don’t you own a house? Oh wait you can’t, cause your husband changes jobs every five minutes. Meredith is a piece of fucking shit. I had your back and I’m offended by that. Fuck you. That fucking piece of shit garbage whore. I fucking hate her, she’s a whore. She fucked half of New York. She can go fuck herself.” —Lisa Barlow’s full, unhinged hot mic rant re: Meredith Marks

This is going to be my vows at my wedding.

I want that to become the type of copypasta that gets thrown around all of reddit, but tweaked as needed to fit the sub it's being posted to.

Honestly, it really should be, especially the *piece of shit garbage whore* part

Was waiting for her to end with AND WE SHOULD TOTALLY JUST STAB CAESAR a la Gretchen Wieners

And then the mic throw in her bra!

This is the new “toms house was broken into…”

“Fuck you Mary M. Cosby. Your husband is your step grand daddy.” 👑👑

I can’t take Whitney seriously with the dirt around her mouth.

Lisa eating Mary up!!!!

Eating her faster than she puts back a cheesy gordita crunch

Eating Taco Bell shows a lack of depth 😂😂😂 I’m the shallowest bitch around then babyyyyyy

Lack of dep I think you meant

LISA THROWING THE MIC IM OBSESSED

We just witnessed the birth of a historic Housewives meme, I mean moment.

I was not expecting Meredith to drop a "Jen has stipulated to the federal government that she has 0 assets" while in that outfit.

Mary is legitimately the oddest human being I’ve ever had the displeasure of witnessing

I want to see her, Kelly B, Leanne, and Kelly Dodd on an UGT, lol

I still don’t understand why Mary agreed to be on this show

I’m not sure she even knows she’s on a show

Unbridled narcissism and hungrily chasing an elevated profile on this show 🤷

“I have never been intimate with Harry Dublin, though we are acquaintances.” —Meredith Marks answering the question we were all dying to know but too intimidated to ask

HERE YOU CAN HAVE YOUR MIC BACK

Lisa Barlow just ate Mary up. 

The entire Jen criminal storyline just completely dropped I sometimes forget she’s legit going to jail lol

horseback riding and atvs are waaaay more important than jail apparently

Taco Bell: Now why am I in it???

I have been critical of Lisa this whole season. I’m seeing the appeal after this dinner. That comment about Mary’s congregants leaving because they don’t know who they’re praying to? Amazing. 

She wasn’t my favorite last year, and I found her to be really odd at the reunion. Every episode this season, I love her more and more. I think she was maybe not comfortable last year, and started getting comfortable at the reunion and showed her true self. She and Heather are my favorites. I don’t care if their enemies are friends; they are awesome TV.



Garbage whore is the new prostitution whore

Jen letting Whitney do this whole scene with dirt all over her mouth is my rose of the season.

I bet Whitney will fill so silly.

I’m finally able to watch live and comment along! 

he is your step granddaddy. i love you heather 

MENTION IT ALL LISA

I hope Meredith returns the snowflake necklace at the reunion

On WWHL, she said it’s with an attorney pending Jen’s trial and will go to restitution if Jen’s found guilty. If Jen’s innocent, she’ll decide then what to do with it.

Mary is REA-CHIIIING with this Taco Bell attack. Now I kinda see how she scams a congregation tho, she can literally connect anything to sin and shame you for it.

She said your family needs nutrients ☠️

And we also need to drink more water to keep our legs from being amputated.

And not drink carbonated water lest our uteruses harden

“I feel for me too” Everyday, baby gorgeous

Whitney screams producer puppet to me. Who really cares why Meredith wasn’t on the van

Let’s see what it’s giving 

Whitney drinking out of a serving dish in the pool was glorious

omg LISA GET that TACO BELL partnership with a gif of that

Mary strikes me as a never nude


I love seeing Heather on my screen. Similar body type, wears what she wants and her whole story isn’t tied into weight loss.

Yes! I feel the same way.

I think that’s what I like most about her as well

These Jennie and Mary scenes just hit different knowing what we know now about both of them

Heather and Lisa are voluntarily going somewhere together. Alone. This show is chaotic.

YOUR CHURCH IS FAKE GET HER ASS LISA BARLOW.

Not Jen already wearing an orange jumpsuit!!!

Heather is so witty. I get annoyed by her when she stirs the pot but she makes me laugh so hard with her analogies in her confessionals and she was so funny on her 'date' with lisa

Does Mary not understand that on this show you actually have to *share your fucking life?* Give us **something.**

no one’s nice to mary bc mary’s not nice to them!!!

YES HEATHER! Let's talk about the husband/grandaddy!

Alright, team - someone PLEASE investigate what Mary has on Meredith.

This show is honestly wild...it's like watching a spoof of housewives while on acid.

I can’t wait to hear Lisa’s ‘why don’t you have a house?’ Reminds me of Dorindas ‘fix the toilet in your townhouse’. For some reason I find housewives home slander always hits the hardest

“Oh honey, not a white refrigerator!” I may have to change it back to my flair after this SLC season ends tbh, I think it will always be my fav line/shade 😭

gizelle: “you don’t have a house?” monique: “i have four houses.”

“My Barbie horse did not come with all the accessories” is going to be my new go to excuse for all circumstances

Whitney needs to add some sunblock to her skincare line.

Whether the memorial was a Monday or a Tuesday, I feel like she would be entitled to a day or two if she needed maybe? I’m not sure why that’s so hard to digest.

Shout out to all the whores who fucked half of New York 💖

This whole Meredith’s dad memorial is so boring

Andy: Hate to put you through this..... Narrator: In fact, he doesn't hate this at all

WHEN I SAY MY JAW HIT THE FLOOR. good for you Heather.

Meredith just confirmed on WWHL that Mary is no longer on the show.

Can’t wait to see the full Lisa Barlow hot mic moment 

Mary **M.** Cosby and the M is for menace

Getting a chicken quesadilla with extra jalapeño sauce for lunch tomorrow in honor of Mary M. Cosby. Maybe even a cheesy gordita crunch. Six packets of hot.

Mary is unmatched at a war of words with Lisa. Lisa actually speaks in sentences and not just random words.

“I don’t invite the devil to my church” I’m sorry but I will miss this dizzy bitch

"Yeah, God taught me how to do that." BURY ME I'M DEAD.

I Love Leather (Lisa and Heather)

Lisa and Heather bad Leather!!!!


I love how they call her Mary M. Cosby

Ok it’s clear Lisa and Meredith are going head to head in S3

I hope Beauty Lab isn’t responsible for Meredith’s face! 😬

So much has/continues to happen in these action packed episodes that I *almost* forgot Jen was a criminal 🤭

Meredith with the genius excuse to get out of dinner and go to sleep early lol

Robert could have a stroke on the phone with Mary and she would be annoyed he didn’t answer her outfit question.

I think I am dying! She said your family needs nutrients! 😂😂😂

HOW IS ALL OF AMERICA NOT WATCHING THIS

[удалено]

"I feel for me too" "Lisa Barlow is an amazing human being" Lisa coming through with the incredible lines tonight

Mary and Jennie are two bigots who SEE EACH OTHER. That’s why they don’t like each other


Damn Lisa called Meredith EVERY name in the book LMAO

The dirt on Whitney’s face is giving me Shannon Beador in Bret Michaels drag flashbacks

This conversation between Beavis and Butthead up on the rocks will be repeated completely differently by each of them and neither version will be anything like what actually happened.

It’s hilarious that you could be talking about Whitney and Jen or Heather and Lisa and I’d be like yup

Heather let Mary KNOW lmfaoooo “step grand daddy”

Wtf Whitney literally led the Mary is a cult leader charge and just backed her up. This was literally her moment and she flopped

THE DEDICATION TO REFER TO HER AS “MARY M COSBY” EVERY TIME

The feds aren’t investigating Jen because of Meredith. Ffs, knock this bullshit off.

Sorry but Mary’s utter disdain towards whatever she disdains is just so entertaining to watch.

HER AND HER DUMB FUCKING FAMILY THAT POSES!!!!

OMG LISA THROWING THE MIC AT US

“the way you were upside down on that pole you should never try to call me out for who I am” “yeah God taught me how to do that” OKAAAAY whitney that reply was actually gold 💀🤣

Skulls at Cinco De Mayo??? Ay Dios.

I don’t like RHOSLC giving RHOBH vibes with these Meredith storylines (FBI/Dad’s memorial). Who gives af that she wasn’t on a bus?!?

The way I would live for Jen if she wasn’t crazy and a criminal

Stop teasing me with a Lisa Barlow Bad Weather team up I WANT IT

dang that “she f*%ked half of ny” is going to be the last 30 seconds. i waited all week and wanted to bask in it.

What kind of argument is this even? Nutrients. Step granddaddies. Blankets.

THE LEAK WAS RILL STFU

Although I’ve seen the script, I’m still speechless. This hot mic is bad. Really bad! 10yo of friendship down the drain.

LISA BARLOW IS AN AMAZING HUMAN BEING CUT. PRINT. EMMY.

this jennie/meredith/mary group is my barred out nightmare

Meredith is returning that snowflake during the reunion like Kim returned the bunny.

Now Mary is asking Whitney to back her up like WHAT is happening??

#garbage whore

It is SOOOOOO disrespectful to question someone's FATHER'S memorial service !!! Why is Whitney so surprised Meredith is upset with that line of questioning?

The snowflake necklace is in her lawyer’s possession. I love it

Whitney drinking out of a serving dish versus Sonja drinking out of a pitcher - who wins?

The entire cast breaking off into duos to question Meredith Mark’s father’s memorial timeline just screams producer influenced pettiness to me

imagine Shannon Beador dealing with truly any of these ladies

God bless Heather Gay! 

Meredith is going to bag the evidence

We're not getting that hot mic from Lisa until 9:55 are we, Bravo 🙄

can whitney let anyone just eat!?!? like every single time.

I’m fucking offended! I love Taco Bell and candy. Fuck Mary Cosby!

love the image of Mary's congregation collectively all hating the queen Lisa Barlow

my fiancé watching this with me for the first time, coming in at this dinner scene: “i’m sorry, these women are all friends?” 😭💀

Omg Mere looks insane on WWHL soooo much filler

Ok this is the REAL dinner party from hell part 2

**Mary:** You’re still eating Taco Bell! **Lisa:** What’s wrong with that? I love Taco Bell. **Mary:** Your husband and sons need nutrients. This is simultaneously the dumbest and most amusing fight of this RHOSLC season

Lisa has my fave style, it’s chic and simple. She doesn’t wear labels head to toe but you know her stuff is classic and expensive.

Meredith may have just been spending time with family? They’re making this out to be some conspiracy

Exactly. Maybe she considered the whole time with family part of the memorial. Like, calm down people.

SLC easily the best franchise on the air right now. Fuck this is good.