NOT MARY CALLING HEATHER INBRED

imagine the thoughts she thinks that she DOESN’T say

If you’re offended by what I say, just imagine what I’m thinking

Lolllll that is a perfect tagline.

Processing “I’m richer than all of you” and “she don’t even know she look inbred” within minutes of each other is more than my brain can handle right now

I’m trying very hard to keep track of who didn’t stick up for who but I’m just like…. 

I hate loyalty fights.

Same. These women all have the capability to stand up for themselves. It is not like BH where there is usually all against one. These women all have very complicated conflicts and allegiances.

“I’d want to watch her get arrested” 💀💀💀

I mean, she’s kind of got a point. If I put that shit into motion, I’d want ringside seats.

Can you imagine if THIS TRIP was the gift your husband gave you for mother's day? Lol insane.

I can't believe this ALL happened in one weekend trip. Like damn.

Lisa thinking of herself as a celebrity chef for cooking on a grill twice is the type of delusional confidence I aspire to have.

I totally get it. That’s how I am with my air fryer.

Petition to get Lisa on Masterchef Junior

Call me crazy but what if….Lisa just forgot what day the memorial was.

That’s what I keep thinking! She got mixed up - then got off the phone with Meredith so quick that Meredith didn’t have time to correct her.

Exactly. This feels like a stupid miscommunication not a smoking gun lol

Yes the entire discussion about the date of the memorial is just insane. So bored with that discussion.

Meredith’s favorite words: repugnant, revolting, & repulsive

Tormented. Traumatized. 😂 I love it.

Missed the main one. Disengaging

"she has the snobbiness of a true mormon" BYE lmao

also, meredith is jewish. shiva lasts for 7 days.

I was gonna say..it’s normal for memorials to span multiple days in different cultures

Exactly! My grandpa’s funeral was a several day affair. His Catholic funeral mass was on a Tuesday, then his veteran’s burial service was on a Friday. I spent the whole week with family.

WHERE THE F**K IS MARY COSBY FOR MEREDITH RIGHT NOW

Whitney stomping out of that room looking for someone to be nice to Meredith who she just treated like shit was such a trip

it was very reminiscent of meredith looking directly at jen and saying “you deserve a friend but it cannot be me”

I hated agreeing with Mary but she was so right when she said “do you know how hard it is arguing with drunk people??” Like what possessed Whitney to go looking for her 😂

There are so many hidden skeletons in these SLC women’s closets that I honestly forget about Jen’s scandalous scammer ring

Jen was GLOWING this ep she thought it was gonna be heat like Erika Jayne meanwhile everyone else is crying about schrodingers memorial

Lisa in one room screaming about how she's richer than all of them while Mary is in another saying to herself that Heather looks inbred. What even is this cast? Where did they find these women?

From Heather’s interview on bish sesh awhile back - apparently Lisa Barlow had recommended a lot of this cast

I’ve seen photos of Lisa in the background at BH and Shahs and NY events for years. I really think she put the wheels in motion with Bravo in Utah

Yes! Heather confirmed that in her interview

Hovering in front of the window like a cartoon villain

I have lived for both one single second and 1,000 eternal lifetimes since this episode started

Meredith being like “fuck that noise, I can’t wait to get on this Sprinter van with all these bitches who hate me because I’ve done nothing wrong” is honestly lowkey inspiring

Agree. She had good reason to not.... Yet here she is facing it head on.

And we didn’t get to see any of it! I wonder if they all just looked at their phones the whole ride home

This woman crying about Mary and calling her perfect and a master of positivity is super creeping me out. This is some fucking blasphemy

“You are a perfect dresser!! 😭😍” Yep, brainwashed. 😂😂

Lisa’s husband always responds to his wife’s on camera conversation like he’s watching football on an invisible pair of Google Glass and just vaguely nodding at appropriate intervals

**Lisa:** Who’s the best chef? **Fresh Wolves:** The Door Dash deliverers who bring us our nightly Taco Bell?

Not fresh wolves 😭🏆

“ I did defend you, Lisa!” Rewinds to Jeannie “defending” Lisa “What’s wrong with eating at Taco Bell?” Lol

Why is Jen so funny like I hate it 😭

The mosquito cushion bash made me laugh outloud

Meredith strapping Bad Weather to electrodes to interrogate them is fucking amazing

“I didn’t crimp my hair on Cinco de Mayo for nothing” — I’m getting that tattooed across my forehead

I wish the KitKat breakfast, Diet Coke lunch and Taco Bell dinner worked as well for me as it does for Lisa.

and saying she hasnt worked out in like 9 years? I saw *abs.....*

Okay Jen’s lawyer does not care about his law career

I’d be scared if he was my lawyer. He sounded like an idiot.

Not Jennifer Shaaaahhhh strolling into Mary’s church looking like the mistress behind the big tree at Daddy Warbux funeral.

Whitney girl…let the mouse go. GOOD LORD 🤦‍♀️

This fight keeps moving into smaller and smaller rooms. Sooner or later they’re going to be screeching in a linen closet.

When does Jenny throw the glass at Mary then? At Lisa’s Vida tequila party? I feel like this season has lasted 2 years already.

I don't want it to ever end tbh.

Just think, the season started with Mary starting a podcast? I want more content. Just keep all these women in a permanent big brother house.

“Jen has a lot of dirt on Meredith that she wants to spew that she doesn’t because of Lisa.” 

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Jennie literally said “but do we believe her?” About Meredith’s fathers memorial

“I wanna see a smile 😬” their friendship is so awkward lol

She wants to try to make EGGS????

I’m just laughing thinking about her cracking them directly on the grill with no pan

Whitney chose the wrong hill to die on

#”I am richer than all of you, I don’t need to be here”

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I love how Mary said her whole congregation doesn’t like Lisa😂 like what a hilarious and strange insult

i'm still not over the taco bell insult myself.

“Your children need nutrients” took me out 😂

“I don’t care about your hurts.” - Mary M. Cosby

Wait no scenes from the van back!?!? Did they just not talk the whole time LOL

Must have been super uncomfortable

Lisa’s husband is ripped! They both are jeez.

Lisa was stunning in her sports bra and jeans during her flip out on Meredith scene

My husband is sitting on the couch and said “how can you watch this stuff?“ and I said you’re experiencing a top tier episode.

Mine walked in during Mary’s “church” scene and gold 🎤experience and asked me wtf I was watching. I’m not allowed to make fun of WWE now lol

i like to watch it in surround sound bc nothing is more comforting than listening to my fave bitches scream

YOU’RE IN A CULT CALL YOUR DAD

OH MY GODDDDD THIS IS A CULT OH MY GODDD

HOW HAS IT ONLY BEEN 10 MINUTES

Jen shah like 

Mary wrote that love letter to herself and made that woman read it.

It's baffling to me that Jen has defrauded the elderly, Mary is running a cult, there have been tons of racist comments but the thing they absolutely cannot get over is what day Meredith's dad's memorial was/ her not coming on the van ride.

All while exhibiting this behavior. I would do whatever it took to get out of a long car ride with these girls

I know Whitney didn’t think she’d look this bad with the memorial topic and that just speaks to how dense she is

Omg Whitney storming looking for Mary.... stop, I can't take anymore.

Ok that church scene was wild

I loved that Jen didn't even lowkey her looking around at everyone, she was just like staring and taking it all in. But, DAMN, did Mary watch some sort of how-to-cult videos on YouTube and take all the suggestions and put them into one church day? Sadly, in 2 seasons, that was the most alert and "with it" I have seen Mary. I'm gonna transcribe that woman's speech about Mary and say it to my sister and see her reaction.

Lisa cracking up at Whitney storming out just killed me

"I am fucking RICHER than all of you" lmao

The fact she said this to all their faces and not a confessional 😩🔥

Whitney is relaying this convo completely wrong too. She’s straight up lying

Yeah she’s definitely got a lil lying problem

Lisa thought Meredith was still with her family within 24hrs of a memorial, she said as much on phone and Meredith didn't correct her, so Lisa mixed up the dates when flustered. Am I crazy?

MEREDITH IS GOING ON THE SPRINTER VAN I REPEAT MEREDITH IS GOING ON THE SPRINTER VAN

“It was good I had a good time” 💀💀

It was funny, but honestly I just appreciated she spoke to her children like they are children. So many housewives talk about their drama to their young kids!

Love that Taco Bell is now advertising during RHOSLC! It's almost breaking the 4th wall 🤣

Not sure if you listen to Everything Iconic by Danny Pellegrino, but he's been recapping episodes and saying things like -- I don't understand the Taco Bell hate, I love Taco Bell, Lisa Barlow is over here trying to live más! Of course, he's now got them as a show sponsor and I love that journey for him.

Her dad died! You’re in an absolute daze when someone close dies. Geez

I know this isn't a hot take but this whole season is going to go down as one of the best in Bravo history

"What's wrong with eating at Taco Bell?" That's how you defend a friendship?

Hello, fellow whores who have fucked half of New York. I fucking love this show. ❤️

Only half of South Carolina here. I'm not as cosmopolitan as you whores.

I got North Carolina covered so we good

its only 10 minutes in and I feel like I need a cigarette. im not even a smoker. I love this goddamn show.

Jen’s mosquito moment KILLED me. Such perfect comedic timing.

It's fascinating that, if you miss 2 episodes of SLC, you miss A WHOLE LOT OF THINGS and get lost in the narratives. While BH... well, doesn't happen anything xD

Okay, so we are all in agreement it is a brainwashed cult, right?

Whitney came off that toilet like she was walking into the WWE arena

Whitney looking real crazy this episode honestly. I know she woke up feeling dumb lol 🤣 it’s giving me ptsd from my drunk act a fool nights

Why is this man fanning the back of Mary’s head?

This trip alone could honestly have been an entire season.

Jen looked really pretty in that scene and not because she was surrounded by crazy

We are watching Housewives history right now. And I love that.

You're accused of defrauding and stealing from the elderly? We'll let it slide. You don't give consistent dates for your father's memorial? Call in the Spanish inquisition

Lisa feeding her kids vegetables!

Looks like Mary nutrients comment struck a nerve

Meredith has trapped Whitney and Heather in these machines so they can’t run away from the conversation. I kind of adore her for this.

This is bullshit. Lisa probably mixed up the dates after their phone conversation and felt bad, assuming that Mer was at the memorial. She wasn’t trying to say that Meredith wasn’t really at the memorial or stir the pot

The producers watching the church scene 🤑

This show is so unhinged I can’t be team anyone tbh

Lisa looks so good this entire episode

God bless, another ill-advised scene of Jen discussing details of her case with counsel

How will I fill this SLC sized hole in my heart when this is all over

Meredith and Mary are those unusual animal friends, like a flamingo and a hippo.

That bird that cleans crocodile’s teeth

This is one of the best episodes in Housewives history.

The cast of RHOSLC could cover up the murder of an abusive husband but could the cast of Big Little Lies handle a six hour sprinter van trip after an arrest in the Beauty Lab + Laser parking lot? Please give them the Emmy.

Yes! Someone says it every week but it truly is like a fever dream!

This entire season has been fucking incredible. We are all so blessed

This is too chaotic for me to comment on in real time. Jesus fucking Christ, we’re eating good tonight, bitches. 😍

Whitney has twisted so many things this episode I can’t.

If this Richard Wakile lookin’ moron is actually Jen’s lawyer she is fucked.

Jen randomly hitting the pillow against the wall amidst a major fight and going “there was a mosquito” ... my GOD she is fucking funny this season. I’m so mad that she got arrested because she’s a COMEDIENNE.

😂 I'm not 100% convinced she didn't just do that for attention

that bathroom scene was so popular girls at a middle school party

whatever grill they’re trying to advertise here, they sold me

“You are a perfect dresser” 

i just think lisa was honestly confused and assumed?

Not me tuning into the new ep early so I can rewatch Lisa’s hot mic moment as if I haven’t [transcribed it](https://www.reddit.com/r/BravoRealHousewives/comments/sgo0w4/the_real_housewives_of_salt_lake_city_s2_e19/huy1ove/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3), rewound it 50+ times, and memorized every word so I can deliver it monologue-style in the very near future for purposes unknown 💀☠️💀

NOT HER LAWYER AGREEING TO BE FILMED FOR THE SHOW

“The perfect dresser” lolllllllllllllllllllllll

How did this end up on Lisa solely. I’m team Heather but Lisa didn’t do this alone. All the ladies were involved in this BS

the “I’ll say who EVERYBODY’s dating who NOBODY wants to talk about” line has been in my head since the season trailer

“She can do no wrong with her gold microphone.” I am endeared by Jen Shah. I mean, she scammed the elderly and for that I hope she is jailed for many years, but she’s so fucking funny.

Lisa has evolved into her final form, and I for one LOVE IT

Not Lisa cooking immediately after Mary’s Taco Bell comment 😂

Jen Shah at Mary’s cult?? Just when I think I can’t be further surprised. This show is everything!

This is all just massive miscommunication and it’s so embarassing

Whitney and Heather are not owed apologies

I’m so upset that the next episode is the finale. Best season ever. 😭

Man Whitney felt super confident taking shots at Meredith about her father but has the nerve to act offended when Meredith flips it on her about her own missing dad. The audacity.

I cannot stand Whitney. I have your back - hold on let me blame the memorial mess on you.

DONT TELL ME BYE. I’m gonna say hi I’m Whitney!

Jen is so delusional if she thinks that her castmate has something to do with a federal indictment that involved years of investigation. “Called the feds” indicates a severe lack of knowledge about her entire situation.

This entire weekend was wild AF. Arguments. Partying together. Arguments. WW3.

In order to get scenes with John we have to get through scenes with Seth. Like putting up with the rain to get the flowers to grow.

Mary's son is stoned out of his mind in church. The only way to get through it.

MAYBE Lisa just misunderstood what day the memorial was...... ?

What a hot bod for not working out and drinking Diet Coke and eating fast food

Okay but Lisa is great at pointing

That church scene though was honestly so uncomfortable and disconcerting to witness.

I have had to remind myself on this trip that Jen sucks because she has been so entertaining and funny. So aggravating that she is a terrible person.

When Jen Shah is the most sane person in the room, you know some dark stuff is going down

Wild that we went into this season eager to see Jen Shah’s arrest and somehow that has become the LEAST insane storyline …. We are all so lucky to witness this season in real time

I really want to like Whitney but like the memorial denial is so gross lol

Kevin the van driver needs a raise, a snowflake, and a reunion chair.

I cannot believe we get all this in one ep

OMG!! The spiritual abuse going on here is unreal. Somebody get all these people to therapy quick!!

Whitney is so delusional lmao heather needs to learn that she is the worst person to get the 411 from

Not the season ending with Heather having a memorial for her father

Lisa’s going extra east coast tonight. Love to see and hear it

Not Mary M. Cosby talking about inbreeding....

Meredith striaght up admitting that she would've loved to see Jen get arrested 💀

I still can’t believe Whitney actually said at least Meredith knows where her father is. Like bitch are you dense!? You have siblings that keep in contact with him. If anything your situation really doesn’t add up, how is he able sustain a relationship with them but not you??

Whitney was giving me Sammi sweetheart in that moment with Meredith, “RAHN, ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH MARY OR NOT? WAS THERE A MEMORIAL OR NOT? YES OR NO, YES OR NOOOO?!?!”

wackney, meredith "low blowed" you because you low blowed her wtf are you talking about

A fight, a cult, and shit pseudoscience? 

“How do you fill?” 😂😂💀

this really feels like on the bus, lisa used “meredith is at her father’s memorial rn” as shorthand of “she’s dealing with her father’s death rn” or just was mistaken on the date… her saying she was there on the wrong day feels less sinister than what meredith is taking it.

Whitney is such an asshole for every part of this “storyline”, and I don’t even like Meredith.

Confirmed: Whitney is in 8th grade

SHE DONT EVEN KNOW SHE LOOK INBRED I FUCKING CANT

Why is Meredith's father's death even a fucking story line..? This is ridiculous.

WE GET THE HOT MIC MOMENT AGAIN GOD BLESS.

I love that Jen did a wardrobe change before she said her piece.

No Whitney, accept this overdue ass whopping from Meredith

I think there is some snow in this house.

tbh pinning lisa barlow’s body/wardrobe/hair from this fight on my manifestation board

Y’all I spaced out during Heather calling the man special k and truly thought you meant ketamine

once when I (atheist) was a child I went to my neighbor's house for dinner and they put me on the spot to say grace and I swear that was the birth of my social anxiety

whitney in any given episode: how can i spin this conspiracy theory even faster?

I think Lisa just didn’t know and assumed she was at the memorial