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OhHowIMeantTo

NOT MARY CALLING HEATHER INBRED


pizzarollgurl

imagine the thoughts she thinks that she DOESN’T say


cprunkl

If you’re offended by what I say, just imagine what I’m thinking


MurkleNE

Lolllll that is a perfect tagline.


bakuding

Processing “I’m richer than all of you” and “she don’t even know she look inbred” within minutes of each other is more than my brain can handle right now


mnblackgirl

I’m trying very hard to keep track of who didn’t stick up for who but I’m just like…. ![gif](giphy|WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw)


babyjaysus

I hate loyalty fights.


AnAussiebum

Same. These women all have the capability to stand up for themselves. It is not like BH where there is usually all against one. These women all have very complicated conflicts and allegiances.


whoaitsnick915

“I’d want to watch her get arrested” 💀💀💀


sweetnsassy924

I mean, she’s kind of got a point. If I put that shit into motion, I’d want ringside seats.


itsmevalerie

Can you imagine if THIS TRIP was the gift your husband gave you for mother's day? Lol insane.


rh9553

I can't believe this ALL happened in one weekend trip. Like damn.


delusionalzodiacguy

Lisa thinking of herself as a celebrity chef for cooking on a grill twice is the type of delusional confidence I aspire to have.


uplatetoomuch

I totally get it. That’s how I am with my air fryer.


beyoncetaurus

Petition to get Lisa on Masterchef Junior


mammajamma13

Call me crazy but what if….Lisa just forgot what day the memorial was.


phoebe3936

That’s what I keep thinking! She got mixed up - then got off the phone with Meredith so quick that Meredith didn’t have time to correct her.


Affectionate-Alps-86

Exactly. This feels like a stupid miscommunication not a smoking gun lol


itzabunny

Yes the entire discussion about the date of the memorial is just insane. So bored with that discussion.


Zealousideal-Truth58

Meredith’s favorite words: repugnant, revolting, & repulsive


maybeitsmaybelean

Tormented. Traumatized. 😂 I love it.


LordJonathanChobani

Missed the main one. Disengaging


kaw027

"she has the snobbiness of a true mormon" BYE lmao


hrbdyfc

also, meredith is jewish. shiva lasts for 7 days.


mterrar4

I was gonna say..it’s normal for memorials to span multiple days in different cultures


Full_Statement_9549

Exactly! My grandpa’s funeral was a several day affair. His Catholic funeral mass was on a Tuesday, then his veteran’s burial service was on a Friday. I spent the whole week with family.


thespurge

WHERE THE F**K IS MARY COSBY FOR MEREDITH RIGHT NOW


ezekielragardos

Whitney stomping out of that room looking for someone to be nice to Meredith who she just treated like shit was such a trip


litzy1102

it was very reminiscent of meredith looking directly at jen and saying “you deserve a friend but it cannot be me”


Draiad

I hated agreeing with Mary but she was so right when she said “do you know how hard it is arguing with drunk people??” Like what possessed Whitney to go looking for her 😂


WithaSideofRanch

There are so many hidden skeletons in these SLC women’s closets that I honestly forget about Jen’s scandalous scammer ring


Chemical_Watercress

Jen was GLOWING this ep she thought it was gonna be heat like Erika Jayne meanwhile everyone else is crying about schrodingers memorial


picard17

Lisa in one room screaming about how she's richer than all of them while Mary is in another saying to herself that Heather looks inbred. What even is this cast? Where did they find these women?


hearts-mcgee

From Heather’s interview on bish sesh awhile back - apparently Lisa Barlow had recommended a lot of this cast


kellygrrrl328

I’ve seen photos of Lisa in the background at BH and Shahs and NY events for years. I really think she put the wheels in motion with Bravo in Utah


hearts-mcgee

Yes! Heather confirmed that in her interview


Buffyismyhomosapien

Hovering in front of the window like a cartoon villain


ZombieWerewolfGhost

I have lived for both one single second and 1,000 eternal lifetimes since this episode started


lovetheblazer

Meredith being like “fuck that noise, I can’t wait to get on this Sprinter van with all these bitches who hate me because I’ve done nothing wrong” is honestly lowkey inspiring


rh9553

Agree. She had good reason to not.... Yet here she is facing it head on.


ladybump82

And we didn’t get to see any of it! I wonder if they all just looked at their phones the whole ride home


october505

This woman crying about Mary and calling her perfect and a master of positivity is super creeping me out. This is some fucking blasphemy


SpookySchatzi

“You are a perfect dresser!! 😭😍” Yep, brainwashed. 😂😂


lovetheblazer

Lisa’s husband always responds to his wife’s on camera conversation like he’s watching football on an invisible pair of Google Glass and just vaguely nodding at appropriate intervals


lovetheblazer

**Lisa:** Who’s the best chef? **Fresh Wolves:** The Door Dash deliverers who bring us our nightly Taco Bell?


vnw1908

Not fresh wolves 😭🏆


WithaSideofRanch

“ I did defend you, Lisa!” Rewinds to Jeannie “defending” Lisa “What’s wrong with eating at Taco Bell?” Lol


Antwerp666

Why is Jen so funny like I hate it 😭


cherrychapelle

The mosquito cushion bash made me laugh outloud


Tay-Rae

Meredith strapping Bad Weather to electrodes to interrogate them is fucking amazing


ghostonthealtar

“I didn’t crimp my hair on Cinco de Mayo for nothing” — I’m getting that tattooed across my forehead


Raa74

I wish the KitKat breakfast, Diet Coke lunch and Taco Bell dinner worked as well for me as it does for Lisa.


danceyrselfclean01

and saying she hasnt worked out in like 9 years? I saw *abs.....*


LegitimatePhrase5708

Okay Jen’s lawyer does not care about his law career


a-mixtape

I’d be scared if he was my lawyer. He sounded like an idiot.


FleurDeLunaLove

Not Jennifer Shaaaahhhh strolling into Mary’s church looking like the mistress behind the big tree at Daddy Warbux funeral.


GetMeAColdPop

Whitney girl…let the mouse go. GOOD LORD 🤦‍♀️


zbornaks

This fight keeps moving into smaller and smaller rooms. Sooner or later they’re going to be screeching in a linen closet.


Titan_Uranus__

When does Jenny throw the glass at Mary then? At Lisa’s Vida tequila party? I feel like this season has lasted 2 years already.


vnw1908

I don't want it to ever end tbh.


Titan_Uranus__

Just think, the season started with Mary starting a podcast? I want more content. Just keep all these women in a permanent big brother house.


zbornaks

“Jen has a lot of dirt on Meredith that she wants to spew that she doesn’t because of Lisa.” ![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


everlonged

​ ![gif](giphy|104ueR8J1OPM2s|downsized)


Spitfiiire

Jennie literally said “but do we believe her?” About Meredith’s fathers memorial


teigh_teigh

“I wanna see a smile 😬” their friendship is so awkward lol


punkass-bookjockey

She wants to try to make EGGS????


nexisfan

I’m just laughing thinking about her cracking them directly on the grill with no pan


LegitimatePhrase5708

Whitney chose the wrong hill to die on


blondebull

#”I am richer than all of you, I don’t need to be here”


cheezegrate

New flair detected


Sarasara42

![gif](giphy|5885nYOgBHdCw)


purplecobras3

I love how Mary said her whole congregation doesn’t like Lisa😂 like what a hilarious and strange insult


everlonged

i'm still not over the taco bell insult myself.


WildBitch1995

“Your children need nutrients” took me out 😂


The_Burning_Kumquat

“I don’t care about your hurts.” - Mary M. Cosby


jajji425

Wait no scenes from the van back!?!? Did they just not talk the whole time LOL


phrynerules

Must have been super uncomfortable


rawlsballs

Lisa’s husband is ripped! They both are jeez.


AbidonDesign

Lisa was stunning in her sports bra and jeans during her flip out on Meredith scene


Lola514

My husband is sitting on the couch and said “how can you watch this stuff?“ and I said you’re experiencing a top tier episode.


StephJM24

Mine walked in during Mary’s “church” scene and gold 🎤experience and asked me wtf I was watching. I’m not allowed to make fun of WWE now lol


TheNuttyLookout

i like to watch it in surround sound bc nothing is more comforting than listening to my fave bitches scream


mterrar4

YOU’RE IN A CULT CALL YOUR DAD


nexisfan

OH MY GODDDDD THIS IS A CULT OH MY GODDD


pizzarollgurl

HOW HAS IT ONLY BEEN 10 MINUTES


lourver

Jen shah like ![gif](giphy|55itGuoAJiZEEen9gg)


TangiestIllicitness

Mary wrote that love letter to herself and made that woman read it.


picard17

It's baffling to me that Jen has defrauded the elderly, Mary is running a cult, there have been tons of racist comments but the thing they absolutely cannot get over is what day Meredith's dad's memorial was/ her not coming on the van ride.


daisygirl3

All while exhibiting this behavior. I would do whatever it took to get out of a long car ride with these girls


lilly_1005_2007

I know Whitney didn’t think she’d look this bad with the memorial topic and that just speaks to how dense she is


SufficientEmployee6

Omg Whitney storming looking for Mary.... stop, I can't take anymore.


Tay-Rae

Ok that church scene was wild


Simonsspeedo

I loved that Jen didn't even lowkey her looking around at everyone, she was just like staring and taking it all in. But, DAMN, did Mary watch some sort of how-to-cult videos on YouTube and take all the suggestions and put them into one church day? Sadly, in 2 seasons, that was the most alert and "with it" I have seen Mary. I'm gonna transcribe that woman's speech about Mary and say it to my sister and see her reaction.


queenymickey

Lisa cracking up at Whitney storming out just killed me


houseofpaincakes

"I am fucking RICHER than all of you" lmao


Okg889

The fact she said this to all their faces and not a confessional 😩🔥


Tay-Rae

Whitney is relaying this convo completely wrong too. She’s straight up lying


Evernever56

Yeah she’s definitely got a lil lying problem


_yasmin_

Lisa thought Meredith was still with her family within 24hrs of a memorial, she said as much on phone and Meredith didn't correct her, so Lisa mixed up the dates when flustered. Am I crazy?


breaclaire

MEREDITH IS GOING ON THE SPRINTER VAN I REPEAT MEREDITH IS GOING ON THE SPRINTER VAN


OhCatmyCat

“It was good I had a good time” 💀💀


Ok-Consequence-8507

It was funny, but honestly I just appreciated she spoke to her children like they are children. So many housewives talk about their drama to their young kids!


boat_against_current

Love that Taco Bell is now advertising during RHOSLC! It's almost breaking the 4th wall 🤣


PersianMuggle

Not sure if you listen to Everything Iconic by Danny Pellegrino, but he's been recapping episodes and saying things like -- I don't understand the Taco Bell hate, I love Taco Bell, Lisa Barlow is over here trying to live más! Of course, he's now got them as a show sponsor and I love that journey for him.


NayeBomb

Her dad died! You’re in an absolute daze when someone close dies. Geez


dngaay

I know this isn't a hot take but this whole season is going to go down as one of the best in Bravo history


theseawardbreeze

"What's wrong with eating at Taco Bell?" That's how you defend a friendship?


zbornaks

Hello, fellow whores who have fucked half of New York. I fucking love this show. ❤️


GummiBearFromTheVine

Only half of South Carolina here. I'm not as cosmopolitan as you whores.


JakeRyan4ever

I got North Carolina covered so we good


touchkissbite

its only 10 minutes in and I feel like I need a cigarette. im not even a smoker. I love this goddamn show.


october505

Jen’s mosquito moment KILLED me. Such perfect comedic timing.


Electronic-Hippo-282

It's fascinating that, if you miss 2 episodes of SLC, you miss A WHOLE LOT OF THINGS and get lost in the narratives. While BH... well, doesn't happen anything xD


theseawardbreeze

Okay, so we are all in agreement it is a brainwashed cult, right?


catttwithnoname

Whitney came off that toilet like she was walking into the WWE arena


supacoopa1x

Whitney looking real crazy this episode honestly. I know she woke up feeling dumb lol 🤣 it’s giving me ptsd from my drunk act a fool nights


k_m_k

Why is this man fanning the back of Mary’s head?


picard17

This trip alone could honestly have been an entire season.


Titan_Uranus__

Jen looked really pretty in that scene and not because she was surrounded by crazy


party-thyme

We are watching Housewives history right now. And I love that.


dngaay

You're accused of defrauding and stealing from the elderly? We'll let it slide. You don't give consistent dates for your father's memorial? Call in the Spanish inquisition


Slammin__sammy

Lisa feeding her kids vegetables!


lilly_1005_2007

Looks like Mary nutrients comment struck a nerve


zbornaks

Meredith has trapped Whitney and Heather in these machines so they can’t run away from the conversation. I kind of adore her for this.


party-thyme

This is bullshit. Lisa probably mixed up the dates after their phone conversation and felt bad, assuming that Mer was at the memorial. She wasn’t trying to say that Meredith wasn’t really at the memorial or stir the pot


lilly_1005_2007

The producers watching the church scene 🤑


thisisloveandlife

This show is so unhinged I can’t be team anyone tbh


party-thyme

Lisa looks so good this entire episode


party-thyme

God bless, another ill-advised scene of Jen discussing details of her case with counsel


punkass-bookjockey

How will I fill this SLC sized hole in my heart when this is all over


___incorporeal

Meredith and Mary are those unusual animal friends, like a flamingo and a hippo.


bizanthium

That bird that cleans crocodile’s teeth


loloalu

This is one of the best episodes in Housewives history.


beyoncetaurus

The cast of RHOSLC could cover up the murder of an abusive husband but could the cast of Big Little Lies handle a six hour sprinter van trip after an arrest in the Beauty Lab + Laser parking lot? Please give them the Emmy.


Spicydaisy

Yes! Someone says it every week but it truly is like a fever dream!


loloalu

This entire season has been fucking incredible. We are all so blessed


zbornaks

This is too chaotic for me to comment on in real time. Jesus fucking Christ, we’re eating good tonight, bitches. 😍


LetMeEducateU325

Whitney has twisted so many things this episode I can’t.


catttwithnoname

If this Richard Wakile lookin’ moron is actually Jen’s lawyer she is fucked.


zbornaks

Jen randomly hitting the pillow against the wall amidst a major fight and going “there was a mosquito” ... my GOD she is fucking funny this season. I’m so mad that she got arrested because she’s a COMEDIENNE.


vnw1908

😂 I'm not 100% convinced she didn't just do that for attention


___babyiguana

that bathroom scene was so popular girls at a middle school party


hrbdyfc

whatever grill they’re trying to advertise here, they sold me


potatoinawig

“You are a perfect dresser” ![gif](giphy|VktKvRadFX4R2)


hrbdyfc

i just think lisa was honestly confused and assumed?


lovetheblazer

Not me tuning into the new ep early so I can rewatch Lisa’s hot mic moment as if I haven’t [transcribed it](https://www.reddit.com/r/BravoRealHousewives/comments/sgo0w4/the_real_housewives_of_salt_lake_city_s2_e19/huy1ove/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3), rewound it 50+ times, and memorized every word so I can deliver it monologue-style in the very near future for purposes unknown 💀☠️💀


miaou975

NOT HER LAWYER AGREEING TO BE FILMED FOR THE SHOW


witchinnunsclothing

“The perfect dresser” lolllllllllllllllllllllll


dthomp60

How did this end up on Lisa solely. I’m team Heather but Lisa didn’t do this alone. All the ladies were involved in this BS


noPOMIGRANITES

the “I’ll say who EVERYBODY’s dating who NOBODY wants to talk about” line has been in my head since the season trailer


zbornaks

“She can do no wrong with her gold microphone.” I am endeared by Jen Shah. I mean, she scammed the elderly and for that I hope she is jailed for many years, but she’s so fucking funny.


Minute-Complaint1327

Lisa has evolved into her final form, and I for one LOVE IT


[deleted]

Not Lisa cooking immediately after Mary’s Taco Bell comment 😂


TheFaultInOurFarts

Jen Shah at Mary’s cult?? Just when I think I can’t be further surprised. This show is everything!


LaCroixed

This is all just massive miscommunication and it’s so embarassing


SpencerHastings7

Whitney and Heather are not owed apologies


zbornaks

I’m so upset that the next episode is the finale. Best season ever. 😭


JeanGreyallday

Man Whitney felt super confident taking shots at Meredith about her father but has the nerve to act offended when Meredith flips it on her about her own missing dad. The audacity.


LetMeEducateU325

I cannot stand Whitney. I have your back - hold on let me blame the memorial mess on you.


itsnotaboutthepasta

DONT TELL ME BYE. I’m gonna say hi I’m Whitney!


LegitimatePhrase5708

Jen is so delusional if she thinks that her castmate has something to do with a federal indictment that involved years of investigation. “Called the feds” indicates a severe lack of knowledge about her entire situation.


rh9553

This entire weekend was wild AF. Arguments. Partying together. Arguments. WW3.


Raa74

In order to get scenes with John we have to get through scenes with Seth. Like putting up with the rain to get the flowers to grow.


theseawardbreeze

Mary's son is stoned out of his mind in church. The only way to get through it.


SufficientEmployee6

MAYBE Lisa just misunderstood what day the memorial was...... ?


Lola514

What a hot bod for not working out and drinking Diet Coke and eating fast food


Minute-Complaint1327

Okay but Lisa is great at pointing


joerotic

That church scene though was honestly so uncomfortable and disconcerting to witness.


AbidonDesign

I have had to remind myself on this trip that Jen sucks because she has been so entertaining and funny. So aggravating that she is a terrible person.


TheFaultInOurFarts

When Jen Shah is the most sane person in the room, you know some dark stuff is going down


loloalu

Wild that we went into this season eager to see Jen Shah’s arrest and somehow that has become the LEAST insane storyline …. We are all so lucky to witness this season in real time


chimchim1

I really want to like Whitney but like the memorial denial is so gross lol


MrsSimonLeBon

Kevin the van driver needs a raise, a snowflake, and a reunion chair.


Minute-Complaint1327

I cannot believe we get all this in one ep


puce109

OMG!! The spiritual abuse going on here is unreal. Somebody get all these people to therapy quick!!


touchkissbite

Whitney is so delusional lmao heather needs to learn that she is the worst person to get the 411 from


marrrina831

Not the season ending with Heather having a memorial for her father


LordJonathanChobani

Lisa’s going extra east coast tonight. Love to see and hear it


ResponsibilityUsed16

Not Mary M. Cosby talking about inbreeding....


bobarowlett96

Meredith striaght up admitting that she would've loved to see Jen get arrested 💀


ASmellyThing

I still can’t believe Whitney actually said at least Meredith knows where her father is. Like bitch are you dense!? You have siblings that keep in contact with him. If anything your situation really doesn’t add up, how is he able sustain a relationship with them but not you??


ZombieWerewolfGhost

Whitney was giving me Sammi sweetheart in that moment with Meredith, “RAHN, ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH MARY OR NOT? WAS THERE A MEMORIAL OR NOT? YES OR NO, YES OR NOOOO?!?!”


discoatmyfuneral

wackney, meredith "low blowed" you because you low blowed her wtf are you talking about


EntarteteKitten

A fight, a cult, and shit pseudoscience? ![gif](giphy|lrUU99mair7hf75Eb0|downsized)


dreamingoutloud714

“How do you fill?” 😂😂💀


bestsupportngactress

this really feels like on the bus, lisa used “meredith is at her father’s memorial rn” as shorthand of “she’s dealing with her father’s death rn” or just was mistaken on the date… her saying she was there on the wrong day feels less sinister than what meredith is taking it.


GeorgeCuntstanza

Whitney is such an asshole for every part of this “storyline”, and I don’t even like Meredith.


lucky420

Confirmed: Whitney is in 8th grade


KandisKoolAidWeave

SHE DONT EVEN KNOW SHE LOOK INBRED I FUCKING CANT


MonkMode2022

Why is Meredith's father's death even a fucking story line..? This is ridiculous.


zbornaks

WE GET THE HOT MIC MOMENT AGAIN GOD BLESS.


TheBoBiss

I love that Jen did a wardrobe change before she said her piece.


lilly_1005_2007

No Whitney, accept this overdue ass whopping from Meredith


rawlsballs

I think there is some snow in this house.


bestsupportngactress

tbh pinning lisa barlow’s body/wardrobe/hair from this fight on my manifestation board


Alarming_Bag_562

Y’all I spaced out during Heather calling the man special k and truly thought you meant ketamine


discoatmyfuneral

once when I (atheist) was a child I went to my neighbor's house for dinner and they put me on the spot to say grace and I swear that was the birth of my social anxiety


everlonged

whitney in any given episode: how can i spin this conspiracy theory even faster?


mterrar4

I think Lisa just didn’t know and assumed she was at the memorial