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I dragged my ass to the gym to watch this bc I don’t have cable. This better not be another filler episode lol.
Work it and get your Housewives in! You got this.
The commitment is admirable 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
I would die if my father ever said that to me. So gross.
I’ve literally had 3 kids and I’d like to think my dad still thinks I’ve never had sex! Like ew the fuck
I was so uncomfortable! I can only imagine how Gabby felt, omg.
My mouth dropped when frank said that to gabby. I would’ve smacked my dad that’s gross
That is definitely gabby calls him frank and not dad.
These husbands are all varying shades of red
Is it alcoholism, an excess of sun exposure with stupid stubborn refusal to use sunscreen, high blood pressure, or an alarming combo? Whatever it is it looks really unhealthy.
If my parent said that my partner didn’t satisfy me because they didn’t make me scream so loudly, I’d die on the spot. Openness is one thing, but *that’s* another.
So disrespectful. And his stories about his women, kicking off the bed frame or whatever. Those stories always make me suspect.
Honestly if you have to brag about it and talk about it when no one asked you, then you probably aren't that great....
He’s a Neanderthal thug moron. I would have made him leave if I was Dolores.
Did NOT anticipate Tre’s freak out being at production…
What new info about Louie came out? I must have spaced out.
She did it a prior season as well (after they exposed her for the hair pulling incident).
“Look at this one” - a loving NJ greeting
He said it so many times 😂
Teresas flat affect "Sahhry" after Dolores says shes doing horribly.
Dolores is reaching to be this mad at Jackie
Jackie is the only one of the ladies who has ever stood up to Delores and her "I'm from Patterson so I'm street" when she gets passive aggressive. Referring to someone as "THIS..." is such a childish thing to do.
The sun damage these women must have. I know they ain’t wearing sunscreen
I think about this way too much. I hope they get body scans on the regular.
wait so if frank and dolores got divorced when she was pregnant - is that when he cheated on her? and bill cheated on jennifer when she was pregnant? what’s with these men?
Tiki claims the rumor timelines are wrong, but he was accused of the same- when his wife was pregnant with twins.
Theirs a special place in hell for men who cheat on their pregnant wife’s
So many men cheat on women when they are pregnant. I saw it so often when I was at my last law firm it that it’s now become a massive fear of mine
Isn't that what happened with Tiki / Traci too?
It is too damn early in this season for all these “to be continued…” so annoying
Delores rn: “I’m from Patterson, did ya forget?”
She’s really reminding me of early JWoww.
Stay and get your ass beat
J420, Joey Yanks, Bill
It’s been too long for my liking since someone’s been accused of being a stripper on this show.
Man what an embarrassing gif for Kim LOL but in her defense it’s hard as fuck climbing a pole in stocking/socks
Stop trying to make Missy G a thing
Traci seems so out of place
Who’s that again?
It’s like she signed the contract thinking it was RHOC and ended up with a ticket to Jersey 😂
How is what Jackie said horrible? She’s right. They shouldn’t feel bad for Bill. They should feel bad for Jen. She was the one cheated on while pregnant.
Only thing I could think of is that Jen didn't want her saying it out loud like that cause her kids will hear it. But the context was supportive even thought it was crude. These people aren't good at communicating what the issue actually is.
Agreed! I don’t understand it at all, I thought it was a very woman for woman saying!
I hope they go to Karma at the jersey shore
well that’s about enough of this
LMAO wait last season Tre said if there was smoke there was fire about Evan. Now JOE B is saying the same about her & Lois?!? Ya know Joe B that admitted he heard the rumor in his own home
poor Jackie, I can relate to a lot of her body struggles and image problems but not to her extent. I really hope she gets better 💖
Considering how many HWs across the franchises have clearly had EDs and wouldn’t talk about them, I do admire her being plain spoken about this.
That session she had at Renfrew will help someone understand this has to be looked at in terms of safely working with both the body and mind of the patient. She’s smart and I hope will prevail.
Why does Dolores keep trying to give people permission or not for their own feelings? It's just weird!
Because she doesn’t know how to deal with her own feelings most likely and it makes her uncomfortable/triggers her so she goes to her “old school” explanation
And she has the most bottled up emotions out of all of them. It’s etched on her face.
what’s with the “i’m mic’d” !!?!?
And he audibly orders her “TURN it OFF!” Um excuse me who are you?
DON’T CALL ME *THIS*
I don’t necessarily disagree with Jackie. It’s rude and dismissive.
This Traci chick isn’t “jersey” enough tbh
She isn't "reality tv" enough either. Just doesn't have that oomph.
Lol at Evan walking up and going "hey, sweetie" followed by the immediate 'understood' nod and heel turn
I keep hearing Ben and Ronnie’s Frank Catania impersonation as i watch this, “DOLOR!!!”
All I can hear is their impersonation of Dolor. When she got the food at the restaurant earlier and said, “This looks good,” I died.
They are such a gift to the world!
what Jackie said wasn’t even wrong, it was just really blunt. Bill shouldn’t have stuck his dick in someone else.
What Dolores fails to tell Jen is that Jackie’s crude statement was in response to others saying they feel bad for Bill. The guy who started all this to begin with!!! I don’t blame Jackie for saying that
Oh big time!! Dolores was just being messy!
They think they’re going to take down Tre and theyre not
Remember that reunion where Teresa was in the green dress and it was literally every single other cast member vs Tre. Friends, her family... everyone against her. And she didn't even break a sweat really. I would have been bawling, even angry I can get emotional.
Oooh I’d fuck up a sangria right now.
Will and Grace but it’s Dolores and Frank living across the hall from Danielle Staub.
Frank said his DAUGHTER’S BOYFRIEND DOESNT SATISFY HER. ????? I am revolted
No wonder she refers to him as Frank rather than Dad. He’s frankly disgusting. No decent Dad would dream of doing this and would be revolted at the thought.
So nasty. So rude.
He is so gross
Literally so disgusting
Absolutely the grossest thing I’ve ever heard
And that was in response to her complaining she could hear him from two floors down. Ewww
Just watched this scene (I recorded it so I’m a bit behind) & was disgusted. That’s his daughter 🤢
Never liked that guy, he's disgusting and something about him gives me bad vibes.
He is a disbarred lawyer at the end of the day. Shady AF
But, he's old school...ya, right?!! What old-school father talks about his daughter's sex life. GTHOH!
Dolores thinks Jackie is vulgar but Frank isnt??? Please lmao. She is so hypocritical all the time
I think Dolores absolutely thinks Frank is vulgar, the difference is that she’s quicker to defend a man than a woman *old school mentality* 😬
dolores bit through to her nails?? huh?
Also that felt like a really good intake appointment and I really respect Jackie for showing that on camera
Teresa checked out
Love that Tre decided to stay w/ Jen as opposed to staying w/ the Gorgas lol. She’s shady 😂
I don’t blame her one bit 🤣
Who needs enemies when your sister in law is plotting your downfall?
Seriously! When she read and repeated Teresa’s text that even asks her to keep it private, I thought to myself, “THIS is why Teresa doesn’t like you.”
Omg yessss this Jen confessional just explained it. I wish she said that to Marge’s face
Big Pineapple…how much did they pay for this here Bravo concession?
Melissa is such a pick me girl. No one wants to be fondled.
For some reason she seems to think this is a charming trait she has when she gets drunk. It’s so not.
It's honestly awkward at this point. I remember liking her okay, and then I actually really liked her for several seasons, maybe around the time she started Envy and cut her hair short. But these last couple of seasons it's just like watching a middle schooler try to be popular.
Do you think Dolores threw all her fucks out the window when she and David broke up? Bc she is acting like it.
Their relationship didn’t even seem good so it’s weird
She was fine with him not being around all the time until she suddenly wasn’t for some reason
I get the sense she never really was fine with it she just put that front on for everyone else. She didn't want it to fail so she was constantly trying to convince others (but really herself) that they were good and she was happy with it when it wasn't what she wanted.
Melissa grabbing her cover up reminds me of Clueless when Cher grabbed a sheer top to cover up her white Calvin Klein dress. Technically…it is covering…
Trust Melissa to find a way to draw more attention to her bikini by adding a layer of clothing over it! Absolutely no shame in wearing a cute bikini whatsoever, but the whole “oh gonna grab my coverup before I get the door” and then returning looking all *disrobed*… 😂
Melissa’s Dior visor and ‘wifey’ necklace… I fucking can’t
The wifey necklace🤢
Should be “wifey to the most insufferable perv in jersey” and that’s really saying something
If Jackie doesn’t like what Bill did, she should ask Traci about Tiki 🫖
The way Delores and Jackie are competing over who is a better friend to Jen. The twist I didn’t know I needed
Melissa is so mad they made up with Jen
Joe b is such a little gossip. I mean all the Jersey house husbs are but he’s on one this season
gossip is truly his life's blood
Don’t forget about poker night when he spilled the tea on Evan
He definitely put up to it by Marge. He loves to gossip but the way he brings it up is not organic and it’s always about someone that Marge is beefing with.
Not gonna lie, the juxtaposition between the keg stands and Marge and Jen confronting each other is very representative of a college party 😂
One thing about Tre, she’s gonna be there for the dorters no matter what
Frank is so disrespectful to his family eww
#Tony the Turk
I'm sick of hearing about Frank's sex life. I want LESS of him and this crap!
“I’m taking it horribly” -😐 Dolores
The Catania clan are really co-dependent
Teresa is checked out. Not saying forever, but right now she doesn’t give a fuck about spending time with these girls on the beach.
Ew the way Frank talks even around his kids is so gross
What is up with bravo’s high contrast camera this season? Everyone looks like a tomato
Bravo none of us were attached to delor-avid please movie it along
Marge can’t talk about anything else besides everyone else and I’m over it.
Honestly glad Jackie sized Dolores up. She was bullshitting and Jackie called her bluff. I love this alternate universe I’m living in rn.
Is it just me or has Jen not gotten a lot of scenes at home with her family? I know the cheating scandal thing centers around her but everything surrounding that is so sad. I loved seeing Jen and her family in her home last season. Maybe it’s too awkward for them to be filmed at this point in the season because of what happened. Ugh.
That was CREEPY…Joe
Ugh Dolores is so annoying for this.
Why don’t they show the preview for next episode ugh
Ok then. I guess?????? Why did she leave exactly?
So what did Luis think he was getting into with someone who’s been on reality TV for a decade 😅
And not just anybody on reality tv....freaking Teresa of all people. ‘He didn’t aaaassskkk for this’. But actually he did.
I absolutely love how Delores’s daughter, despite being Delores daughter, doesnt wear a shred of makeup
Jackie was right, he shouldn't have stuck his dick anywhere and doesn't deserve sympathy.
Why does that bother Dolores?
I think Dolores leaving Frank instead of staying like Jen did (both at 9 months pregnant) is her biggest regret. She won't admit she still loves Frank because her pride won't let her.
It's her downfall.
The look on her face when he came closer to her was very telling.
And that conversation is why I don't want to live with my dad at 25
New Jersey def takes the crown for ugly ass furniture. Even Delores shore home furniture is hideous.
Dolores’ reaction makes me think she wasn’t a good friend to Jennifer. Notice how she acted when Danielle told Teresa that Dolores said she shouldn’t be trusted in Season 8.
She’s not. She plays the role when she’s around Jen and/or Teresa but she’s bffs with Margaret. I’m glad Jen is finally seeing it.
Lol Gabby giving her parents a run for their money, I’ve never see Frank this uncomfortable. She’s cool & collected and he’s making a fool of himself, throwing out stuff to stun/shock as a way to show “he’s in charge”. 🤡
Production is gonna slowly fade Traci out till we’re looking to an empty chair at the reunion like it’s supposed to be giving answers. I forget she was here.
I had to think, “who is traci?” 🤔
Edit her out sooner and quicker please
Kinda weird to me that Melissa and Joe actually met and spent tons of time with Louis (and loved him) but blogs and that one video were enough to pretty much change their minds… yet they probably don’t believe the blogs when it comes to their friends Tiki and Traci
And let a blog talk about their shady business and it’s all lies suddenly🤣
Jen told the fuckin truth, Melissa.
Louis went after a reality star! He knew what he was doing but he thought he would schmooze his way in and manipulate everyone like he has in the past!!!!
I'm really tired of this ponytail Marge has been wearing
Teresa doesn’t give a fuck at Dolores and David 😂
Where’s the LOYALTY??
Jackie and Evan seem like such loving parents
"the streets of Patterson"
I think Dolores wants to be with someone who wants to be on tv. This Paul guy definitely seems like he’ll be hamming it up with Louis next season 😂
Teresa really loves those yarn cover ups….
Teresa’s Range looks like a Kia Soul
I love Jackie for being honest about her eating disorder, this is really important.
All of the love I had for Dolores has evaporated over the past two episodes. What a smug, miserable woman.
Marge thinks just because Jen knew about the affair, it wasn’t an “ambush” to bring it up at the party? You can know something about your life and still be shook that someone is bringing it up lol
Marge will not admit what she did was out of pocket!
Dolores acts like her ‘old school mentality’ is a badge of honor. It’s not.
Marge. Repeat after me: getting cheated on and cheating are NOT THE SAME THING
I identify with Jackie so much…30 years of bulimia, I’ve screwed my metabolism and organs beyond repair. I’m now overweight because the vomiting doesn’t work anymore…I become a bloated mess with bad teeth and hair loss.
What was a fast fix, really fucks you up.
This season is so intense already!
Their neighbors must hate them,especially when they film in the summer and take up parking.
Margaret tryin to deflect to other ppl with all the skeletons in her damn closet
Dolores jumped the shark
what even just happened tho
Louie is realizing his Brooks Ayer’s is showing right now and he’s shook.
When she said she was micd and he goes “Turn it off” I thought uh oh. Then he’s losing it on production ? I hope we’re not looking at Dirty John the sequel
She was definitely lying to production when they asked if she knew he was upset.
Am I the only one who isn’t a Joe B fan???
He’s so gross
Umm doesn’t Jen also have a shore house full of children
Dolores, YOU are the 1 playing Jen here, we all see it!
I have absolutely no concept of time while watching bravo. Just looked at the time thinking the hour was almost up. Some nights I think it’s only quarter past but it’s really 8:55.
This is so disgusting yet wholesome…yet disgusting
How many times are they going to show the Instagram post of Jennifer’s calling the Gorgas crooks?!! They showed it 1st episode, 3 times last week and tonight!
And no mention of Mel’s shady post that Jen’s post was in response too lol. The editors really think we’re morons
That’s kinda sad to think that Jen feels that she has to keep bragging about Bill so he won’t cheat 😕
Now Jen’s stuck hosting a party. There’s a lot of clutter in her rental.
Would be livid. . . But then I hate hosting 🤣
Is Melissa really throwing Tre under the bus AGAIN?? Imagine if the situations were reversed. She’s such an ah.
Seriously, why did she read that text message out loud?
I love how honest and authentic Jennifer has been through this experience. We def get to see more layers to her. She really has been so open I can’t imagine dealing with that trauma so publicly.
Y’all were wondering why Dolores daughter calls her dad Frank instead of “dad.” This is why.
Lol the fact that Melissa and Joe are so mad about being called crooked only proves that they are. That’s a pretty tame insult
Okay, but Luis is a ham for the cameras. He just didn't fool people like he thought he would, and now he's avoiding answering questions?
Did the kids really not know it was goin this direction with David?
Joe B has such a big mouth he is ALWAYS stirring the pot
Post-divorce Teresa 🤝 pineapple 🍍
Wow this conversation with Jen and marge is super refreshing. Too bad they couldn’t have started here.
Jackie is going to help people by sharing this story and that’s really admirable
Feels like the scene from friends where Monica breaks up with the guy all her friends like and they take it harder than her
Teresa’s gonna go full “UNATTENDED!!” soon. Marge better buckle up.
Big Frank coming for his kids necks rn lmfaooo
I cannot believe American Idol is still on 😳
“Normal beings have feelings. Who knew?” Okay, my Jen love is rising with every episode.
Frank telling his daughter that her bf isn’t doing it right because they can’t hear them having s** two floors down is gross