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zbornaks

I think I’ve said it in previous weeks, but going from Heather Gay expressing her religious trauma caused by Mormonism to Emily baptizing her daughter as a Mormon is jarring.


andrwdf

There was a post shared on the exmo subreddit awhile ago regarding the whole baptism storyline before the season aired, you can find it easily by searching for “real housewives” on there. But basically it said something about how they were going to film some female missionaries teaching Anabelle about Mormonism but some producers were unsure of whether or not it was a good idea (I’m just summarizing from memory). I think it’s also important to note that the reason children are baptized at 8 years old is because baptism in Mormonism is supposed to be a “choice” and they decided that 8 is the age when children are allowed to make such an important choice lol. When she asked Shane what would happen if she didn’t “want to be baptized anymore” and he was like “ahh forget about it, they’ll tell you later” I think that really highlighted the issue with the concept of 8 year olds being able to make this kind of decision of their own free will lol.


Mmmelissamarie

Omg so so accurate


carmeIIasoprano

Can’t imagine a guy being married to a doctor ?!? TERRY WHAT YEAR DO YOU LIVE IN


Ch_27

Yeah Terry, and I can’t imagine my husband having a pillow face, yet here we are.


SpookySchatzi

He lives in year “up his own ass”


puce109

I feel like this dinner is revealing a lot about their relationship, and it differs from Jen’s sob story the last couple of episodes.


HiImUsername69

This was so hard to watch. I think they are both volatile together. Like oil and vinegar. Just creepy okaaaaay


Fit_Ingenuity_9420

I'm starting to think that she made up the "Ryne" thing and didn't even tell him


OTpup

“Rhyne, like the rhyne of an orange”… 🧐


kds1988

This was my exact thought. There is way more to the story than what Jen has said.


LintQueen11

It almost seems like she doesn’t let him speak bc she’s been lying about a lot


kds1988

From what’s come out, I feel like she’s a bit of a Braunwyn. A lot of exaggerations and half truths. Not sure how they redid this season and the two new girls are both the same profile.


kenduhll

this is like that one dinner scene in titanic where leonardo dicaprio has to pretend hes a rich yuppie


Jenjenkalen

Omg this is spot on 🤣🤣🤣


AccountantSoft7156

First thing I thought when ryne used the napkin was this is 90% how I use mine when eating 🤣


secretrebel

It wasn’t classy of Heather to make a big deal of it. And I say that as Heather stan.


littleone0740

Terry is just so intrigued by Ryne 🤣 just looking at him like he’s a staring at a two-headed snake or something


Ch_27

Think that’s just the injections


davidthomvs

Imagine being sober and listening to these people


glassbottombooty

I refuse.


clarj27

Wait is it just me or does the other couple at the dinner party look like a bootleg version of Kelly Dodd and her husband


PrettyLittleWhino

I thought it was Kelly at first!


slschmidty

Her face looks like Vicki to me - she’s like a hybrid of her and Kelly


TheBravoVariant

This is the most embarrassing thing I’ve seen on housewives in a while.


georgiannastardust

Does Ryne know this is like an intervention? It’s a little insulting to him, no matter how odd he is. Like “here, look at these people, you should be more like them.”


nwsgrl1987

This is probably why he’s so uncomfortable lol 😂


sevolevo

We all realize if this was a female brought by her doctor husband to see how to act more “appropriate” we would have pitch forks, right?


jjdefra

Not Ryne talking more to the driver than to the other people at the party


arielismyhomegirl

I’m dying at this rando screaming “I LOVE HUMOR”


itsnotaboutthepasta

Lmao Ryan just really doesn’t like being on TV. This is making sense now.


Greigebaby

John looks like Blake Shelton and old school Al Gore had a baby


Kininger625

Ryne is awkward but things are starting to make more sense… 11 episodes in


YeS_Lee88sk8

He’s less awkward than his wife


daaaaaaaaamndaniel

I can't help but wonder if he's trolling the rich folk. Sometimes it *seems* like he knows what to do, how to act, how to dress, but he purposefully shifts it to something odd just to get reactions, because he knows all the rich folk want to be *proper*.


TNC_123

We all know the Dubrow’s are going to send Jen and Ryne home and then the real dinner party will begin where they’re going to talk all about that weird couple.


punkass-bookjockey

Ya called it


233Ivy

What in The Lion King beauty pageant is this prom dress?!


blondebull

My husband thinks Ryne’s problem is Jen’s drinking. Thoughts?


pr0stituti0nwh0re

There was a blind that seemed to be about these two that alleged that Jen is addicted to opiates and that’s why Rind packed his bags and left last episode. Then in the lawsuit that was filed against Jen recently, a former employee alleged that Jen had called in an opiate prescription IN THE EMPLOYEES NAME and picked it up. So opiate abuse seems likely, especially given her pain issues with her leg. It would seem it’s the opiate addiction that he is upset by, which makes her get drunk really quickly, not the alcohol by itself. At one point during the dinner when he got up, it looked almost like he was tearing up, seems like he has just reached his limit with Jen. Purely speculation but that’s my theory. So not far off from yours honestly!


sun_set22

It would explain why he doesn’t drink.


Rachael41111

But he’s never drank before at all, so he had that prior to meeting her. Her drinking definitely makes him uncomfortable


blondebull

“I’ll take the Shannon booth, please” - Me at Quiet Woman


georgiannastardust

THIS ISNT MY PLATE!!!!! YOU BITCH!!


picard17

"Wait til you taste the 2013" Um - maybe it's best that she doesn't.


carolmozzarella

Love how Heather says in her confessional Jen is hammered but is essentially offering Jen more wine lol.


blondebull

“I don’t need a stack of vaginas either, Shane


littleyellowbungalow

I cracked up because it didn't really go with what they were talking about. Like he was just sitting there thinking about that stack of vaginas and then blurted out- I don't need a stack of vaginas! It's more likely that they've been joking around about it but I prefer my imaginary scenario.


douglaswr

When I tell you I would die if I were Rind.


craychel

Orange you glad you're not Rind


Jr10z7

This is the best comment of the night


EntarteteKitten

Did he just ask him about heroin?


3jrp515

What if he was like no booze, weed, coke, but heroin?? Yes.


MyFigurativeYacht

good god Jen is SO wasted good god how have these two stayed married for more than approx 6 months


JeanGreyallday

Ryne seems like he would rather lose a finger than have to stay at this dinner party.


ResponsibilityUsed16

Ryne is perpetually like a Sim when you cancel its action, like he doesn't know how to walk through the door, how to make small talk, how to sit...


itsabouttimeya

Archie jumps in the pool \~ true star of the show!! 🐕‍🦺🐾👑🦴💪🥰


punkass-bookjockey

Ryne ain’t the best but I wish this dinner party would end for his sake


BluePeafowl

These people are so not his vibe and I feel so bad for him.


davidthomvs

Cornering the guy at your snobby dinner party. This isn’t going to help their marriage.


psullynj

Shannon’s twins are gorgeous


ladevotchka

Idk why but i love Shannon’s kids. They seem really funny and smart


carmeIIasoprano

So this scene is just an infomercial for the dubrow’s new spinoff show ?


TheBravoVariant

Was that friend of Noella’s animated? Like now we’re at CGI housewives?


blondebull

Maybe Ryne doesn’t wear shirts because he doesn’t want to get them dirty 🤔


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

Remember when David sent Shannon an email saying he was thinking about leaving and then Tamra told Heather who then told a table full of people in a restaurant where David was also eating?


StylishStephanie

David wasn't there. It was the mistress and/or a friend of the mistress that was at the table who then told David who subsequently started angrily texting Shannon.


cfreitas317

S9 was peak RHOC


Hair_I_Go

Lately, when I see the name Jen on anything Housewives I have to really stop and think 🤔 which Jen 😆 too many Jen’s, Jennifer’s, Jenny’s


georgiannastardust

A racist, a scammer, a doctor, and the lady with the biggest house in Paramus walk into a bar….


233Ivy

Translation: Gina’s wardrobe is cheap trash so Heather is itching to rectify the situation. Bibbidi bobbidi boo, bitch.


YeS_Lee88sk8

What was that jean jacket


kenduhll

damn jen is kind of an asshole


Jenjenkalen

I think Jen getting wasted is so selfish when she knows ryne is uncomfortable being there. If that were my partner, I’d be pissed.


blondebull

“I love humor” - Tawnie


Greigebaby

Live Laugh Love


Jenjenkalen

This is sooo uncomfortable.


GetMeAColdPop

Is this Dinner for Schmucks? What’s happening


davidthomvs

Going to invite Heather to my one bedroom apartment. She’ll probably write a charitable donation on her way out


blondebull

Emily’s drinking so much this season


GetMeAColdPop

She’s starting!


MyFigurativeYacht

did ryne get up to go to the bathroom and they just cut it out, or did he literally just CTRL+X himself from this table?? Edit: oh he did


SpookySchatzi

Oh we introverts are masters of the “Irish goodbye” 😅 *subtly exits stage left*


jennifer1818

Ryne is truly just a simple guy who wants to live on the beach in Hawaii


Fit_Ingenuity_9420

Ryne and Mr. Braunwyn sipping daiquiris and checkin out sweet pendants


Wheresmyfoodwoman

I do not like Dr. Jen, she puts Ryne down and treats him like he’s an idiot and speaks for him. Of course he would act like a child when mommy does everything for him and then demeans him for it.


No-Piano5126

Also, dude has never had a job. Ever. When terry said “she met her perfect person” and Ryne or whatever said “tell her that,” I cringed. She wants more than he can give. Dude changed his name for … why? HOWEVER, my attitude definitely changed after tonight. She was drinking to fit in, feel comfortable, numb her pain. He was so uncomfortable, I felt so bad for him too. She knows this isn’t his element. That’s why she “praised” him on the way home - “you did so good.” He’s not your dog Jen. BUT again, at the same time, he’s never worked and has a nanny??? Idgi


kds1988

I kind of get the feeling she was attracted to him physically and nothing more. He went for the ride early on but her idea was to change him into what she wanted him to be and he obviously didn’t go along.


jjdefra

I started thinking this when they tried to have their 1:1 with the dog in his hands


zbornaks

Lmao did Shannon just find out that multiple orgasms are a thing? Because if so, good for her. ![gif](giphy|UiC1UoJhuQEgw)


carmeIIasoprano

Omg I feel bad for Ryne


TNC_123

Gina is so effing annoying. It’s apparently okay for her to say Shannon is jealous but she gets pissed that Shannon supposedly said she toots her own horn. No one is jealous of Gina.


collegemami22

Nooooo one wants to be her


itsalwayssunnyinphx

My mom (doesn’t know this sub exists) just text me “I think Terry is coming off a little strong. No drinking! Cocaine?! Heroin!?!” 😂


bobarowlett96

Jen is just beyond sloshed, Ryne is so reserved, wtf is going on


zbornaks

Ryne tucked his napkin into his shirt like a goddamn bib. At a Dubrow dinner party. This is fucking wild.


blondebull

Dr Jen lost me after white LV sunglasses and breakfast buffet


itsnotaboutthepasta

I feel like we’re at a marriage intervention and Rind was not prepared.


233Ivy

Tawnie is like escort banker on the top and equestrian hooker on the bottom. It’s a look…


EntarteteKitten

Just need to point out, not even Gina is talking about her skincare line. ![gif](giphy|26ufoRAIGWxyizACQ)


TNC_123

I seriously cannot believe she’s coming out with a skincare line. That is such an over saturated market and not an original idea at all. It’s so boring, just like Gina.


davidthomvs

Heather. She needs water


Wheresmyfoodwoman

What type of host intentionally makes someone, who clearly is introverted and uncomfortable in social settings, be put in the spotlight and answer a question? Lady, he doesn’t want to talk about it and he’s at least the only part of this duo acting appropriate right now so leave him and his bib alone.


Luisazg

The kind who knows they’re there to make a TV show.


marrrina831

Is this woman.... in STIRRUP PANTS + STILETTOS?!


cfreitas317

Jen is definitely a one season wonder


cfreitas317

Maybe not wonder but one and done


davidthomvs

Give the quiet woman an orange


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

Jen and Ryne are exhibiting almost Kenya and Marc levels of mutual loathing


bab_8

I THOUGHT NANCY WAS KELLY DODD


Jr10z7

🥴 “And thaannnn he was liikeee willll yoooo marry mayyy” 🥴


ilovecorgipuppies

This awkward dinner is what I needed from this show


zbornaks

This is top-tier cringe. I am so happy right now.


CheskapOo

You did awesome? He didn’t take a spelling test Jen


hhumbz

“I’ve already had 2 glasses of champagne” - me before every 8 AM Zoom call


zbornaks

Terry went “so you’ve never had alcohol before, but what about hard drugs like coke and heroin?”


rileyyj001

Is Ryne okay?


Luisazg

Jen and Rein whatever his name is are like aliens trying to integrate with humans


Vskizott

Ryne hates his life so much rn ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)


picard17

It's a shame because there's a lot I like/ find relatable about Gina, but her constant sucking up to Heather and trying to stir the pot with Shannon is so off putting.


wandahickey

She is trying way too hard to be relevant and in the mix and it's not fund to watch.


wandahickey

Heather, if you knew anything about marriage counseling as you seem to think you do, then you would understand why Ryne gets more introverted the more drunk Jen gets. He is obviously uncomfortable and embarrassed, this is not the first time this has happened with them.


bab_8

Why did I think OC was taking another week off? ![gif](giphy|HEoiql25VqKli)


puce109

I don’t know why, I can’t take Heather’s “marital problems” about onion rings seriously.


punkass-bookjockey

So first Heather is Gina’s lifestyle coach and now she is Jen’s couples counselor


KandisKoolAidWeave

Jen suuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.


ilovecorgipuppies

So is jen mixing her benzos with her wine? When she kept repeating the same thing i was like DING DING DING


littleone0740

John speaking the truth. Gina needs to give it up already with Shannon, she’s not that bad. I don’t understand why she goes so hard at her


davidthomvs

Ryne might just be reacting to what it’s like to see Terrys face IRL


Aginia

I feel so bad for Ryne now. As an introvert being put on the spot in front of people I don't know would make me want to crawl under the table.


Malevolencea

I was just about to say this. I can be *very* introverted and have social anxiety. I'm glad my boyfriend is the total opposite, I can count on him to carry the convo lol


FungiAmongiBungi

They could have asked Ryne about being a professional gambler, that’s very unique and I think most people would find it interesting. It would have been a way to include him in the conversation


picard17

""Gina needs her clothes to reflect all those changes" As she stands there in a high waisted/ cropped purple sweatsuit.


picard17

"That's for a Western day" "You mean like a costume?" 💀


katie415

I’m sorry, but Ryne is hilarious.


bab_8

“Ryne like an orange rine” it’s a rind isn’t it 🍊?


KandisKoolAidWeave

Honestly I think Ryne is just shy/slow and Jen is terrible to him.


davidthomvs

If I was Ryne I’d take my dog and walk away too


catgeo

HEATHER'S REACTION TO THE TOAST 😭


FundamentalBasic

I don’t know what producer decided Heather was a relationship expert. They waste an episode promoting a marriage counseling show. And watching Heather posing as a fashionista party planner and all around humanitarian. ![gif](giphy|5hvFZPZdDSgtWIEUlI|downsized)


aso1977

I am cringing at Jen.


FundamentalBasic

Oh sis. Don’t be gossiping about their marriage problems after they leave.


collegemami22

Heather is a bad host


SpencerHastings7

I feel bad they’re all laughing at Ryne


pinkbeary

yeah I had that feeling as well? I mean he doesn't seem like the greatest but he seems just sooo uncomfortable here


itsalwayssunnyinphx

Things I’ll never say at my girls wine night: wait until you taste the 2013 Things I WILL say at my next girls wine night: this one was only $9


zbornaks

This segment is like *What Not to Wear*.


picard17

We need a federal investigation to spice up the OC, this is getting boring.


zbornaks

The Quiet Woman is a historical Bravo monument at this point.


picard17

Someone toasting to women's underwear at Heather's classy dinner party 😂


punkass-bookjockey

Omggg the napkin bib is the best part of this episode


puce109

Ryne is in such a difficult place right now, I feel bad for him.


marrrina831

HEATHER don't make it even more embarrassing for Jen by telling them her business


madebabona

Poor Ryan didn't know he was invited to dinner for schmucks


lushdust_5678-

Ryne is smart for not saying anything cause drunk ass Jen is gonna patronize him and he obviously can’t do anything right with this crew


targetboston

Ryne has gone non verbal.


lucky420

I don’t blame him. He’s sober and may be a bit freaked out


carburant_sans_plomb

Can relate


davidthomvs

Gina that jumpsuit. What in the Amazon fashion


FundamentalBasic

You know how I know evolution media likes Noella ? She gets the good filter in all her scenes. Heather has to be livid after seeing her restaurant scene and Ginas house compared to Noella’s patio scene


marshelby

I know everyone in the sub probably thinks her friend looked very fake but I was struck by how beautiful they both looked in that scene.


littleone0740

The reunion should be filmed at The Quiet Woman


Gdawg1080

Yikes Gina is kinda obnoxious right now.


itsalwayssunnyinphx

The way Terry said “woooowwww” sounds like Owen Wilson


blondebull

Ryne getting ready to go to a clam bake


jes22347

How the hell does Jen expect ryne to show up for her when she can’t show up for him at an even he’s clearly uncomfortable at and she dragged him to.


rileyyj001

Please tell me why I am looking at The Quiet Woman’s menu on Yelp rn


carmeIIasoprano

Honestly Terri was right and onion rings would’ve been great with that meal


catgeo

ALSO HEATHER'S REACTION TO THE NAPKIN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


gertibirdy

This is a dinner party not therapy shessh


kbrahhhh

I’d prefer a small group of close friends rather than a large group of acquaintances


pandabobanda

i prefer my 60 close girlfriends


FundamentalBasic

I feel like Heather is throwing Jen in front of the bus. It has an Ireland cast trip feeling. Over serve her, ask trigger questions, put her testy spouse on the spot - watch her blow up.


blondebull

“Let’s be honest. They’re a mess” 🤣


GogglesPisano

Not proud of it, but NGL - I laughed.


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FundamentalBasic

Ryne walked out and it was humiliating because you used it as a storyline and told the world. 🤦‍♀️. Women that intentionally exploit their marriage problems for stupid notoriety and then cry about it. I can’t !


boilermaker0430

“confidence is attractive, cockiness is not 😐” periodt!


rileyyj001

Im waiting for this to happen ![gif](giphy|u7rT5t9OkLiyQ)


my606ins

Are these big dinners just a tax write-off for Heather, because they’re work related?


[deleted]

Noooooo to Mormonism. Emily WHY??????


babykitten28

I was just thinking about a former co-worker whose father couldn’t see her get married because he wasn’t allowed in their sacred temple. You’ve got that to look forward to Emily.


Harryhood15

That was so gross of Terry at the end.


JeanGreyallday

Yes and the way they all laughed like the rich snobs that they are. Gross.


blondebull

“Water with vodka or gin” 😆😆😆😆 not Terry laughing hysterically at his own joke


zbornaks

HEATHER IS SPILLING JEN AND RYNE’S MARITAL WOES TO HER RICH FRIENDS.


sun_set22

I listened to the Bravo Docket podcast episode about Dr. Jen and it’s 🤯🤯🤯


minnygirl9

Gina needs to get rid of whatever her current outfit is


lucky420

As a stoned person watching, some of these faces are disturbing


blondebull

“Bon Apple Tea” - Heather


zbornaks

Jen is hammered and they’re still letting her drink, huh?


madebabona

Hahaha I love Ryan now


blurrylulu

Same here! I don’t think he’s slow - he’s clearly super uncomfortable being filmed and is increasingly wildly uncomfortable as Jen gets drunker.


MyFigurativeYacht

oh my god oh my god I have so many thoughts about this whole horrific scene but I literally will need to wait until the post-live thread to gather myself into something remotely coherent


jjdefra

I just choked on my water when she said the wine is actually good that last time


picard17

"What was really lovely about this, was absolutely nothing. This party was a fucking trainwreck."


BluePeafowl

Was it known that Ryne doesn't drink at all? I feel like Jen should have mentioned that in advance. No one wants to be interrogated like that immediately after meeting someone ...let alone while being filmed


minnygirl9

Can we get Archie on WWHL I'd love to hear what he has to say about literally anything and everything


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

I'm completely with Shannon on this one. Gina has spent years coming so hard for her for no fucking reason. She's a hater.