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Shes a teen, she injured herself, she moved schools, and has been living through a pandemic. Of course she’s a little depressed!
Her parents are on Reality TV…. And granted their dirt doesn’t seriously get shown but it is ON the internet for people to read. Like give than teen a fuckin break.
It makes me so mad that that the Gorga's uprooted the family based on a macho sports fantasy. Those boys are not big enough. Their best hope is playing for a small Division 3 school. Melissa's flirts with feminism are annoying because she values Antonia's future less than her boys
Bill 👏 does 👏 not 👏 owe 👏 Joe 👏 an 👏 apology -King Frank Catania
Evan: “yeah Bill totally forgave me!”
I laughed so hard during that part when the producers brought out the text receipt 😂
I feel like Bill “reverse psychology-ed” and made Joe apologize to him lmao
You could see the wheels slowly turning in joe’s head with that blank stare as he started to agree with Bill
Those husbands are really out there failing to realize Bill is a surgeon. Dude's brain could run circles around them. He was smart and kept it fun and chill with them for a few years now, so they have probably gotten complacent, thinking he can be pushed around, but the second he chooses to, I'm sure he can obliterate all of their bullshit arguments they're pushing right now.
Exactly what I think! He is light years ahead of all of them except Frank. Frank is an ( disbarred ) attorney.. He sees things more logically. Anyway I love how smart and smooth Bill is.
Bill calling Joe Gorga "big guy" looolololololol
this is THE CHRISTENING venue?????
Brookstone manor, right? I was half expecting a framed pic of the Manzos in the background somewhere.
Edit - Brownstone Manor
Why are they talking about this little girl right in front of her? Poor baby
Why is Mel making Antonia validate her when Antonia’s the one actually going through shit? I truly loathe this woman.
I think that this is the best, most grounded therapist that I have ever seen on a Housewives show!
She look so invested lol .. Jackie chose a good one. It was sad how Jackie had to pause at the idea of goin out for pizza
I want her to be mine 🥲 reminds me of Renata's therapist in Big Little Lies.
She has subtle warm Jewish mother vibes which probably resonates with Jackie.
Oh so Melissa you mean to tell us that your mother uprooted you and you suffered but you went and did the same thing 🤔
Yea I didn't get that explanation 🥴
I feel like Antonia is so irritated with Melissa because she’s probably an entirely different person on camera than off. I have zero evidence or reasoning beside intuition but this seems plausible.
Yea my daughters are 10,8, and 1 and I hope they're never repulsed by me like Antonia is with Melissa 😳yikes
Melissa would hear one track off a Pink Floyd album and be like ew this is weird
Casa di Guidice will always give me knockoff Super Mario 64 Princess Peach’s Castle vibes.
“Sometimes the women have stupid arguments” mmmmk Joe sure and what’s this you’re doing lol
“We’re not like that!” he says when he was just about to have a hissy fit
YOURE MY FATHAAAAAAAA
“Yeah, Antonia’s going through stuff but WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEE?”
Gabriella’s absence from these scenes speaks volumes. She is my hero!
Our quiet queen!
i like that teresa respects her boundaries when it comes to filming.
If only Melissa followed her example, I've never disliked her but her treatment of Antonia on camera has turned me
I don’t know why but when Frank does confessionals it’s so funny to me
he seems like he's rushing to get through it so he could go take a leak or eat a sandwich lol
I love Jen fangirling over the goulash.
UNATTENDED DORTER ALERT
Wait why does Gorga want Bill to apologize? Wtf is he talking about?
Because Bill couldn't control his woman and he wouldn't go behind his wife's back (on tv) and be like "my wife is crazy. Your respect is more important"
Bill can’t fight - he’s a surgeon. Joe really is stupid. Too stupid. There’s probably a clause in his appearances that no one touches him.
His hands are his money, he isn’t messing that up
Marge 🤝 Kawwwfeeee
Christening flashback, my beloved. YUH MY FADDAH!
Thank God Frank is telling the truth, even if he’s just saying it in a confessional. Bill owes Joe Gorga jack shit.
Who died and made joe king of the group
The blurring of the Nike swoosh is really effective
“Hey man, i’m sorry” “👌”
I fucking *can’t* with Abbey Lee Gorga forcing Antonia to cheer/dance
abbey lee gorge has me in tears 😭 bottom of the pyramid for antonia
Abbey Lee Gorga 😂😂😂
I need you to know that Abby Lee Gorga genuinely made me cackle.
ABBY LEE GORGA I am dead ☠️
The Manor, The Brownstone, and Rails. The only event venues worthy of RHONJ.
You can see Joe G seething when Bill didn’t give in 🤣 good for you Bill!
Melissa's old nose like
Pour one out for one of the last standing OG real housewives McMansions. Getting the montage it deserves
Dolores’ struggle storyline next season is gonna be looking for Melissa’s long lost sister.
Dolores would find her in two seconds and help her renovate her house
Traci wtf she can hear you
I knowww! Why are they talking about her in front her?! Children understand more than they think I was so sad watching that.
Seems they have that in common - talking judgmentally about their daughters to them and right in front of them
So how many flashbacks are we going to get tonight of Teresa and the girls In their old house?
I hope we get the old troll flashback!
or joe smashing his face doing gymnastics while drunk.
Nonno cooking octopus at like 8am.
the crazy part is they definitely could have done a 45 minute episode of all the crazy memories that happened in her house
I would have thought she was just being a moody teenager until I heard the Watch What Crappens Guys’ take: recovering after an injury isn’t just physical, it’s also mental. That helped me open my mind to what she’s going through and I have a lot of sympathy for her
Legit!! A torn ACL is no small injury either, it’s often a 12 month recovery and many people end up having to turn to sport psychology to get back to where they once were.
A nagging mother does not a psychologist make.
- signed, daughter of a mother who has had 3 torn ACLs and reconstructions
Jackie’s older son is truly Evan’s mini me
"Leave me out of this" - Jesus
Bill is not going to bend the knee Joe. GIVE 👏IT👏 UP
Melissa is even competitive with her own daughter - she is so damn exhausting
NONO SQUID FLASHBACK RIP KING. 🦑
Thank you Bill! They do need to stay out of the woman issues. As Nene said, STAY OUT OF WOMENS BUSINESS
big guy. bill’s bitch. gorga thinking he “handled it” omg.
melissa “ok time to talk about ME”.
Joe Gorga looks especially diminutive tonight
Immigrant stories like these are always incredible to me
I really don’t understand why these men think bill needs to apologize to them
This Antonia storyline is soooo weird. Melissa has nothing else to show but her daughters issues?
which is rich coming from melissa who accused jen of using her family for her story lines
she has lots to show....but will we ever see it? so much dirt with the Gorgas...enough with this cheerleading nonsense storyline.
So weird of these women telling their kids issues like this on national TV.
Of course Melissa and Joe are up Tiki’s ass. They want him to spend more time with their 12 year old football all star athletes.
Antonia’s annoyed face is all of us right now
Pizza is a lot all at once
Frank looks like a bulldog that’s foaming at the mouth at all times
Marge’s kitchen just reminded me I have a migraine.
Her whole house would do that. And I remember she said in her early season that she has a history of Migraine ..
Joe is so obsessed with Tiki. It’s so weird.
He wants Tiki to help with his sons football careers lmaoo
His 4’11 sons future football careers 🙄
i feel like lot of cis/het men would die for their favorite athletes. my man ignored me for days when Tom Brady retired and again when he un-retired. remember how bad Peter wanted to jump on Kordell's dick?
Oh good kordell was the worrssssttt
Are there teens who aren’t depressed?? And why is Melissa being so weird about it
Living through a pandemic would make anyone depressed, let alone as a teenager, ESPECIALLY having to move schools
“I will throw up everywhere stop” is relatable af
I’ve never had a major issue with Melissa but I’m starting to really dislike her solely because of how she’s handing Antonia’s injury / current struggles. She is being so insensitive and selfish. Using your daughter’ struggles to create a storyline for yourself is just sad.
Totally agree. She had a major injury at a very sensitive age
Wait did Melissa go through a bout of depression as a teen? She didn’t mention it yet
Teresa not being invited to something everyone else is, this should go well…
Melissa is so simple and lacks empathy- I always thought that about her but only in relation to the other housewives, but it seems deeper..
How many times do we have to hear about Melissa being depressed as a teenager?? ENOUGH.
With the amount of stuff Teresa has, if I had the money I'd pay people to pack it up
Gabriella is totally boycotting this scene in particular
The big parties at these cheesy Jersey banquet halls always make me laugh
Joe, you must of misunderstood..Bill doesn’t need the show, he makes plenty of money on his own. He doesn’t need to bow to the Gudices
Traci’s scenes are like dreams. If I don’t actively pay attention to what happened right after them I have no idea what they were.
Jen loves the goulash, babyyyyyy!!!
Could you imagine if your annoying ass mom was talking about you and your friends “skimpy bikinis” to tiki barber?!?
Imagine your 16 year old personal feelings being a storyline on national television and still having to go to school
You're actually just annoying Melissa
Oh God shut up Melissa, quit embarrassing your daughter on camera.
Antonia is so pretty. And I just wonder if it makes her insecure that she looks just like her mom looked before she got a ton of filler and work done and it potentially makes her feel like she isn’t good enough. That thought makes me sad and I hope she knows she’s pretty as she is!
Joe really expects Bill to choose him over his wife. I’m weak!
If you want to set joe gorga off just place him in a banquet hall. Hopefully someday Antonia ops for an outdoor wedding.
Joe Gorga is so embarrassing lol
Annnnnnd here’s the parlay into the planned “spontaneous” vacation
I wish that Lu was the one singing happy birthday to Marge Sr.
I’m glad Jennifer and Marge made amends. They are true housewives in that they know when to make up and move on!
Don’t go there Kath!
I love how Antonia is just blatantly refusing to participate in this storyline and it's making Melissa fall flat... again.
Honestly it makes me appreciate Antonia so much that I like Melissa more 🤣
Awww Joe giudice used to love to make sausages lol
LMAOOO that’s the most dude apology ever
Joe wants to be Bill’s wife. Why else would he be so pissy that Bill’s not reaming his wife for all to see?
The Manor > The Brownstone
Frank with the logic: of course Bill doesn’t own Joe an apology!
Bill calling Joe big guy lmao
Dolores is pushing it with that “I don’t make excuses for Teresa” line.
Does anyone else think that Tre is so overprotective of Louis at all costs because of the juicy stuff even to go as far as ignoring all bad signs? Like she needs to protect her happiness at all costs and she also doesn't want to start over again?
I've never seen a happy person get that pissed off all the time, but she's definitely scared of something.
Yes she has completely hitched her wagon to him at this point even at the risk of harming her dorters, she wants this to work
Jackie eating that ice cream and allowing herself to enjoy it is huge. HUGE. Actually brings me to tears because I’ve been there and am rooting for her so hard.
Pour one out for the iconic Guidice McMansion.
This whole thing about emigrating has me tearing up thinking about the Ukrainian refugees. I can’t imagine what people who have to leave their homes go through and feel.
I never put all this together about Marge Sr.! I will have to include her story about fleeing Budapest and emigrating to the US into my Cold War class. Absolutely fascinating.
My happy place is the intersection of history and Housewives.
Melissa's storyline is her projecting about her own adolescence via Antonia.
I sure do hope Traci comes to visit Sweat Gym. Nothing else could possibly make this storyline better!
Pink Floyd? I bet Melissa Gorga has the most legitimately basic playlist.
The dorters make me feel old
Lol I love Frank again for not thinking bill is owed an apology
God this is nostalgic. We are SO overdue for a dramatic Jersey banquet room family event scene.
I bet Marge sr is a fucking blast. I wanna hang out with her. Marge jr gets on my damn nerves but she belongs on this show
I want Marge to get Dolores so mad that she makes Frank start date Marge Sr. That would be a season.
Melissa is the type of mom to shame her dorter for gaining weight and be surprised to learn she has an eating disorder. These years are delicate.
Jackie: “This is a lewk.”
Evan: “Luke Skywalker?”
Melissa’s comment about Antonia’s friends skimpy bathing suits???????? Like what?? What a creep.
Oh Jackie. My heart. I really hope she’s kept up with her recovery.
I’m sitting here drinking a glass of milk instead of whiskey because I finally decided to quit drinking alcohol, and her talking about being present really resonates.
Proud of you! You've got this!!
These therapy sessions are the only ones that I don’t hate for some reason.
Imagine being an educated man, a doctor, and having this little banty rooster coming up to you trying to tell you how to handle your wife? The ordacity
Bill refuses to kiss the Gorga ring …stand your ground Bill
Jackie and her kids sharing ice cream for the first time was so wholesome
“You could gain a lot of weight and it wouldn’t affect how I feel about you at all” 🥺🥺
I know we shouldn’t be celebrating the bare minimum out of these men but for Jackie and her issues, these are the things she needs to hear
Got my Merlot poured and ready, let’s go friends
When Melissa said she was rebellious and jumped out of windows I started laughing so hard. It sounds so ridiculous when she says anything like that in my opinion 😂
thank you for sharing this with us, Jackie 💚
I’m so proud of Jackie !!!!!!
Omg I feel like Melissa takes every opportunity to embarrass Antonia
Melissa is going to make her daughter insecure. It’s sad to watch.
So we go from helping girls everywhere to Miss “where’s my lost sister? Let’s have a baby. We’re opening a pizza place” Gorga.
Just be real or get off the show Melissa and let us watch paint dry.
Melissa says “dorter” like tre
Ugh I hate this. I can’t relate way too much. Food can absolutely consume you
Her girls are so supportive of her! To move out of their childhood home and move in with Louis and his kids after a year is a lot
They need to show the flashback of Juicy busting his tooth on the floor lmao
Dead at “Bill’s Bitch! “ 🤣🤣🤣
"When you go away, everybody bonds"
(The Vermont trip has entered the chat)
I wish they didn't force them to have these fakey "I was thinking we should all go to X!" conversations
The way Joe is thirsting for Tiki so his munchkin sons can get the football connections is sending me
no hate to evan i actually think he’s a good looking man but i think if he was in a tall pointy hat he’d look like a garden gnome
Chileeee how many times are we gonna hear this Melissa story????
I can see Melissa on Dance Moms
did melissa just say she was freaking out at the thought of her dorter being unhappy? shouldn’t a mother’s first emotion be concern in that scenario?
Of ALL the mental health practitioners we’ve seen on Bravo, the person who is helping Jackie through this seems like the least made for tv, most authentic professional and I feel like I’m connecting with her through the screen. Thank you to her!
This! As someone who’s struggled with ED, I’m really enjoying their scenes
Thank you Melissa for showing me how to NOT treat my daughter when she’s a teen 😵💫
Is Joe delusional? He’s supposed to stick up for you over his own wife. Huh?
I wanted Frank to say "we have A Situation," that'd be a totally Jersey thing to say.
It seems like Melissa only cares about her dorters appearance.
Watching Jackie try to eat ice cream is so heartbreaking but I’m also really proud of her
I also love that her kids are so excited to be sharing with her 🥺
That baseball game was so much fun! Here’s to hoping that the positive vibes continue…
Loving this pep talk, Evan! ♥️
Jennifer’s bedroom belongs in a 1970s Barbie Dream House. It’s a lewk!
“we men we no fight” LAME bring back husband brawls
Wait Traci has a tramp stamp?
Omg Melissa!!! Stop it! Stop comparing yourself to your daughter!! 🤬🤬🤬