T O P

Came home to this, I don’t own a cat

Came home to this, I don’t own a cat

Binkythewondermuffin

People don’t own cats, cats own people. Say hi to your new master.


LuthiHeidi

Or as a sign I saw once in a shop said: "Dogs have owners, cats have staff"


kgal1298

Me to my dog "you wanna go for a walk?" her "omgomgomgomg yes" me to cats "you wanna sit on my lap" them "no but here's my butthole now follow me and feed me"


lump-

“Not right now, but carry on about your business and I’ll let you know when it’s lap time” Usually right when you were about to stand up and do something else.


honeypickle21

my cats have a sixth sense for when i need to pee and that's when they sit directly on my bladder and purr


Krian78

Neighbourhood act walks in and jumps on my partner's lap when he's on his phone or reading the paper. Cat makes sure sit between phone or paper and my partner's face.


Rooster_Ties

So true. Source: have been staff to ~5 cats over the years.


Binkythewondermuffin

🤣


redacted-doggo

I once read a sign that said: "You own a dog but you feed a cat"


fuzzytradr

Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a cat!


Kat0308

Came here to say this! I am proudly owned by two 😂


slyiscoming

All hail Skittles. King of the house.


daziesandconfuzed

This is exactly true for how I got my cat. She showed up at my window one day, I let her in and fed her. It’s been 2 years now and she has not left.


JohnnyTheLiar

Looks like you do now.


Snug_The_Cat

Well congratulations on your new bundle of joy! Garuanteed to make your life better and tear up your furniture.


Sketchy_Observer

Also scratches... be prepared for scratches


Imanaco

And the scritches, don’t forget the scritches. Definitely drawing the short straw on that one though


noputa

It’s really easy not to get scratched though. Just use toys instead of your hands to play with them. It’s better anyways, hands shouldn’t be associated with anything but love and food. You’re less likely to get randomly swiped if they’re grumpy that way.


Tasty-Top176

What? 90% of mine are from being used as an on ramp. 🤣


EyeBirb

I have claw marks from my son making bread on my thighs 🙄❤️. Even though I immediately stop him everytime. I trained him to only use the scratching post tho!


PrairieDogStromboli

r/notmycat


ShadowMoon314

Aaaaand another cat subreddit to add to my cat collection. To the rabbit hole I go! 😆


ghiotion

Seriously. My entire Reddit is nothing but cats and dark souls content.


Theboredshrimp

My favourite subs are catstanding up, cats who yell, cats with jobs, whats wrong with your cat, cats in sinks, cats are assholes, peanut whiskers, miscatcul- I need help


christoppa

r/MEOW_IRL r/PetTheDamnCat


Uearie

Also r/pointytailedkittens r/illegallysmolcats r/purrito r/catculations


venttress

r/tightpussy Sfw


christoppa

How could I forget those and also r/CatsWhoChirp


kalina-f

r/PottedCats


EsteemedOpium

BEHOLD https://www.reddit.com/r/Catsubs/wiki/index


AlicetheXenoblader

r/bottlebrush r/catsmirin r/catswhosmoke r/CatLovesThat r/catswhotrill r/activationsound r/longmeow Some of my favourites!


IllustriousHedgehog9

I think I'm being added to cat subs by Reddit itself. I swear two of these subs are ones I've never heard of, yet I'm a member of all of the ones you listed!


LilStinkpot

r/ca_t r/miscatculations r/catculations (I think?) r/zoomies r/catsvstechnology


TurboFoot

r/girlswithhugepussies


ClammyVagikarp

Too bad the series is official end... Elden Ring gameplay trailer launched today 😱


ghiotion

I saw! Looks baller. So excited.


goa-chiah-pa

The best is when a r/NotMyCat becomes a r/NowMyCat!


PrairieDogStromboli

Here's another one I just found today: r/spreadytoes


BrickGun

And yet that cat appears to own a couch in your living room.


IredditNowhat

It actually matches well with the rest of the decor which is a plus.


Inertigo

He’s there for game night.


veggievandam

I sleep through game night too


vincena

I wish this would happen to me! You have been chosen just go with it :)


youcancallmet

what makes this cat an asshole? looks sweet as pie to me.


Dat1GuyWithGlasses

No one owns a cat... They own you.. also please send help they been making me feed them your a while now and I have been relegated to sitting on the floor.


LadyBug_0570

Act like you're about to sit on them. They move remarkably quick. The feeding? Can't help you there.


Dat1GuyWithGlasses

I've done that. They didn't move and I felt bad. For a while my beebee took over the couch. Until I realized "I'm people and you're cat"


LadyBug_0570

Maybe my cat moves because I have a big ass? If you're skinny? I don't know.


Dat1GuyWithGlasses

Nah she just kinda spicy that way.


Dick_of_Doom

This is the "try before you buy" model.


JuliaGillard1

Ah isn't that an animal carrier at the bottom of the photo...


DiCHWer

Board game carrier haha


StayPuffGoomba

Can I come over to play board games and pet your cat?


Randyy1

So why are the board games in the bag next to the board game carrier? This keeps getting more and more confusing lol


AnalFunguses

I'm sure they took them out to play them and just haven't put them back in the bag yet. It's not that confusing.


JuliaGillard1

Oh lol


NoahMD11

Are you keeping it?


JohnnyTheLiar

Looks like you do now.


tastethepain

Looks like he owns you now.


paintingmad

How is he an asshole? He looks pretty comfy and sleepy to me.


PM_ME_CAT_FEET

You're living the dream, my one regret about having a cat of my own is that I live on a street full of friendly cats and he scares off any potential guests.


LadyBug_0570

He doesn't want them dipping into his sweet deal


_Manimations

**Sir fluff butt was the imposter**


mjh8212

I’m a humble servant to my cat. That’s just how it goes, I know what every meow means. Mostly it’s just feed me but she very vocal and loves to talk. Congrats on your new cat.


jlwandel

Had a somewhat similar thing happen. He’s been with us for 3 years now. I’ve posted a “No Vacancy” sign in the yard. 5 is enough.


IncongruousKamble

Well OP it looks like you do now. Congratulations on being adopted by a cat!


Emach00

You've been invited to join an exclusive feline timeshare. $8,000 up front and $275/yr maintenance fees. The feline doesn't accept personal checks and prefers cash. Can we put you down for one of our ultra exclusive tabby models? You better hurry, only 2 more available in this phase.


Otherwise_Nebula889

You do now


ehemawkward8871

Oh but you do.


godis2019

I love these! Looks like you have been chosen! Cats do this with people who have good hearts-so you must be special.


Crafty-Particular998

Congratulations on your new grand master!


daaaayyyy_dranker

That’s her couch now


sp00kygiirl

now you do


christian44_

Say hello to your new pet


IntergalacticShell

Why can't i ever be this lucky :(


al_m1101

I highly recommend going to a cat cafe if you need a fix! Or to a shelter; you can go in a room and just hang with some adoptable kitties and one will choose you, I promise.


Victor_Von_Doom_New

Now you do


AbandonedStark

Now you do


Derbyshirelass40

I think you do now


AJPtheGreat

Now you do. Congratulations


ladycarpenter

You do now


MissMamanda

Lol now you do 😸


Particular_Tension

Meet ur new roomie


Mightyblem

You do now ! Haha


e0814

Well now you have a cat


Shadow-25th

Now you own a cat


Liz45d

you do now


Anti-Entitledism

You now do.


Ilikeweirdshite

You do now! You’ve been chosen, accept your fate!


Another_Toss_Away

I don't own a cat.... You do now!


kgal1298

Congrats you're the cats new slave.


darkchocoIate

You've been chosen.


ice_wallow_come_15

its your cat now sorry those are the rules


Illustrious_Onion805

he's your pawtner in crime meow.


Supermoto112

And cat would say he doesn’t have an owner yet there the 2 of you are.lmao!


LadyBug_0570

I think you mean a slave?


jkalinna

Not ur home anymore.


Sonal_K96

The cat is comfy now. You are the chosen one.


sms3eb

Congrats!


BlueStateSaint

Serve your feline overlord from now on, hooman.


Demonearedkitty

No one owns a cat, we just work for them and they free load with occasional snuggles for payment


chichris

When it’s feeding time.


Renegade5130

It's obvious that this person is cat-sitting, there is an animal carrier on the floor and it explains coming home to that situation while not owning a cat 😉


lifeisAh0ax

So that isn't a cat carrier in the pic?


The_real_FanFace_69

go buy a litterbox and some toys. he found the warm. he will not leave the warm.


AbzoluteZ3RO

No one owns a cat. They just allow you to feed them in exchange for rubs


Tweetleburger

Is it's eye ok? Seems like blood.


supershinythings

/r/notmycat needs dis!


IAmTheRealColeman

Had one on my porch when I left for work, he's been around my neighborhood for a few weeks, usually see him when getting my neighbors garbage down


lightkairi

Cute cat but better close your windows properly next time!


ohnobadkitty

Congratulations on your new cat, lol.


SomeWhatStoopid

Now you do.


hospitable-lemon

You do now. He has claimed his human. You have no choice now. You are Chosen.


Samicat1

You do now


Silveredge9

That looks like my cat, who happens to be outside at the moment. Maybe I should go check where he is! 😬


TiannaMortis

You do now, apparently. Congrats, you’ve been adopted!


___whattodo___

"Came home to this, I don’t own a cat" You do now.


Starwarsandbacon

You do now!


ThisUserIsTaken28

Well you do now


eyayayeil

Congrats on your new cat!!


Relevant-Ad-9628

Haha. Looks like you do now.


Relevant-Ad-9628

Hope you keep us up on how this story goes on for Kitty. Kitty sure looks content there.


Jwchick

He’s answering the ad you placed for a roommate and he’s there for the interview.


Yelloeisok

So what’s the story morning glory? Anybody fess up to letting it in?


OutlawJoseyMeow

You do now!


musicallyours01

Seems like a grade A kitty right there! Hasn't destroyed anything by the looks of it so are they really an asshole? Lol looks like you got a new chill buddy


allTradesbyName_

You do now.


Butterbean-queen

I hope you like her cuz you have a cat.


Kirenia_Ayako

You do now....if it's not chipped and someone isn't looking for it.


TreeStumpKiller

I bet you left out food for him though


alicatmonster

You do now


iTyten

Man I wish this happened to me


nlyskn

Nobody owns a cat


peach1995

U do now


wolf156

You do now.


wonderfullyforgottte

Well you picture states otherwise.


hemigirl1

You do now :)


smithysmithsmithsmit

Omg my dream hahaha


FoxCQC

You do now


crystalstarship

You do now.


cptki112noobs

Cat's just vibing. What exactly is it doing that makes it an asshole?


Adirondack-Mnt-Man

You do now. Lol!


PissedOffChef

Do now. Thank your neighborhood cat stork.


Tigressalex

That is cute and funny ! Do you know the cat ?


molecat1

No one “owns” a cat!


clevorbird351

Of course you don't own a cat. Nobody can own a cat. Dogs have masters, cats have servants.


normyg2006

Now you do own a cat … congrats


-Shade277-

You have been chosen.


Psychedelic_Bird

Now you do


SeIVIaI2a

Feel proud, he choose you.


BillyBellaGeorgie

You do now!


LobsterJohnson_

I once knew a cat who had to have the owners phone number on her collar because she would be randomly discovered on neighbors beds several stories up in a different building.


SensitiveAnalysis18

You do now!


RegularHovercraft

No one ever does.


ilovelookingatgirls

Lucky schmuck, you have been chosen by the "cat gods" and been found worthy. I say it looks super chill and comfy so just go with it!


Bymymothersblessing

You have been cat burgled by an adorable little criminal!


PrudentDamage600

😳 😆😅😂🤣 🥲


yeahdirtyolive

You got adopted!!


Zammarand

You do, meow


boomer2358

You do now


Twoeyedturtle

Man I got news for you The empire has fallen the federation has risen to power you are the last free standing planet This cat is their 1st strike


McCreeMain77

I just love thinking that you walked into your house with a cat in it and your first thought was “wow what an asshole”


axxis267

You do now


Sockhorror

Our neighbour's 15 year-old cat moved in with us a few months ago. She pops back occasionally to get medicine then comes straight back here. Totally chose us. Don't think her real owner is fussed, so we just go with it. She's my new best friend and we cuddle all evening.


Beary_Important

Now you do


neptune76

Cats are complete assholes. And I love them.


Dr_Corn_Pop

Funny how they find their way in and say This will do!


MissPicklechips

You are the chosen one!


SoraDinnersReady

This is literally my dream


ianthepeake

Well now you do


SimpleSnoop

You own a cat now....er he/she owns you. lol


Mystmeezy

You do now


ABitGrimAzrael

And you still don't, the cat on the other hand now owns a human.


TheChoosingBeggar

YoU dO NoW bRo!


ChillWisdom

Does anyone really own a cat? Cats allow you to be their servant.


repiron928

You do now, you’ve been chosen.


Damnarillys

Yeah, In fact it’s kinda seems like that cat owns you :)


GB_He_Be

Isn't that a pet carrier in the picture?


Lisaanw

Yep, they choose you. Mine certainly did. I used to be cool, now I’m a furry ones snack bitch.


Ok_Astronaut_3711

You do now


EmperorGeek

You appear to own one now.


Sherril11

You do now!


WandItUp

You do now.


Sea_Panic9863

Congrats, you do now.


campbelllovesspice

You do know


3dsage01

I think he needs a place to crash for a few days,his rent is up😂


walkertxrg

I blessed encounter


RavenousRafYT

r/notmycat


PennyFleck333

Cats pick you! That’s how got our cat. Best cat ever!


crazyaceinspace

Surprise! Now ya do!!


mrcartminez

LOL, I read the first half of the title and saw the cat and was like, “What’s the big deal?” And then I literally snorted and burst out laughing after I read the second half.


marcred5

I love how cats just go, yep, this is comfy, think I'll sleep here now


hakunayotata7

Is this how you get a cat?


ClaudeJRdL

You still don't. The cat's got a new slave though.


MasterPew2A

You do now.


nemaihne

FTFY: "Came home to this, I didn't own a cat" :D