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Im pretty sure that is a ladybug

Im pretty sure that is a ladybug

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Ragnar__OK

This looks like one of those posts that a relative would forward in the family WhatsApp group -.-


Xerneas69

With a low effort "Good Morning" on it


gtaman31

Good morning *inserts random feel good quote* Have a nice day


StringRelative

Refuses to elaborate further


x_pico

certified sigma


JonatasA

Hey, I am receiving through WhatsApp all those email (the paperclip, I've forgotten the name) that I used to receive. Literally the same ones but on WhatsApp. There is no running, they'll follow you.


ScrabCrab

Attachments


spoiler-walterdies

This is not WhatsApp you don’t have to start with a “Hey”. You’re safe now, no one can hurt you here


FruitChinpoSamurai69

U could say that the ladybug is bugging the Lady. Edit : Please laugh.


salted_crabs

*exhales light air thru nose*


Mccobsta

That's just breathing


salted_crabs

That’s exactly how I laugh


Xerneas69

...


Thatguy755

https://youtu.be/IqPr6bcTJhc


Unsourced_hearsay

So actually seeing that he thought he was being badass. And if you watch the the whole version he interupted applause to give that aside. I always wondered why a politician would say please clap but its not because he was begging for approval but because he thought he knocked it out of the park. That is why he smirks. Its still cringe but in a totally different way.


bearbarebere

The please laugh got me


JonatasA

Why am I laughing? I can't stop now


ChaosBrigadier

thank you


_DeltaZero_

He is too strong, i need to laugh.


Sarcasm999_overload

the emoji just added a cherry on top. So funny I forgot to laugh.


ComradeKitty420

This is so bad I laughed laud.


MariBr6

you forgor 💀


NawdWasTaken

Can confirm, I piss my pants every time I see a woman


wes_knight06

You know, some of em' might find that attractive.


BimiN1nj4Cat

Is it piss tho? Why is it white?


NawdWasTaken

I-I-I'm just hydrated


_DeltaZero_

r/hydrohomies approved


BimiN1nj4Cat

Understandable


caillou-the-trap-god

BOO


Haarzahn

AAAAAAAÄAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


DrDunsparce

I just shit myself.


DeeBangerCC

I piss and I shit


Epoxhy

That’s a fucking ladybug


ahjteam

Dogs have a natural instinct to chase smaller animals that flee, but cats are not afraid of dogs, they will fucking maul the dogs with their claws.


Euronomus

Have 3 pits in my house, they're all terrified of the one cat. Straight up won't walk within 4 feet of her.


useles-converter-bot

4 feet is the the same distance as 1.77 replica Bilbo from The Lord of the Rings' Sting Swords.


ahjteam

Good bot


useles-converter-bot

thank you :)


TheDeathlyReaper

Detroit become human


SketchyMemerYT

Cyber punk 2077


memethievery

But I thought pitbulls were genocidal hellspawn that need to be banned


JonatasA

Min pinscher wanted to play with the cat. Cat would jump on the roof to avoid dog. I guess that counts as fleeing or something. Sorry.


Trololman72

Cats aren't afraid of dogs, they just don't like them.


Themineking09

I had a cat that wrestled my dog on the nose


HelloCompanion

Idk, my dog rips them to shreds when they come in the yard if he’s outside.


salted_crabs

Hilarious


AstroyashSenpai69

I am a dude and am shit scared of cockroahes


Xerneas69

Especially if they start flying


a_dev_has_no_name

Anything that starts flying is terrifying... especially if it happens when I turn on the shower and sends me running naked outside


BoPeepElGrande

The very existence of roaches with the ability to fly is pretty much the cornerstone of my atheism.


Wi42

So then the cockroach fears the cockroach.


freshbananabeard

There is no cockroach emoji. That’s how much we are frightened of it.


EffectiveFennec

🪳


freshbananabeard

Aaaaaaahhhh!!!


ABjokern

The fact that the ladybug is called a cockroach made me laugh. Slight r/comedyheaven material but not really.


WarthogCapital1250

And people say Avengers: Endgame was the biggest crossover in history! 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


SapphosFriend124

Having a laughing emoji under a supposedly comedic image is the same energy as putting a laugh track on a “funny” joke. Come on, laugh!


amaahda

i hate women


Xerneas69

iS tHaT a fNf rEfErEncE?!?!?!?!?!?!?/1/11/1/1/1/1/1/11


soapsuds202

five nights freddy's


RadicalRen

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂🤣😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😅


Grandmother-insulter

More like the girl is scared of the boy


jamesmcnabb

I love when my memes are sexist dogwhistles


FanndisTS

r/menandfemales


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FanndisTS

gal is the female equivalent to guy, and girl doesn't mean young woman, it means young female human. besides, they didn't say guy, they said man.


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FanndisTS

If I accept your premise, why didn't they use boy instead of man, then? Why specify that the woman is young but not the man?


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FanndisTS

You think they're talking about a specific cockroach, rat, cat, and dog as well?


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FanndisTS

That's what the indefinite article does, it indicates that you're talking about a specific noun. Anyway, this is a pointless argument so I'm gonna sign off here. Have a good day/night!


kaiyahia

Demn you title actually made me laugh.


starwoodpeel

🪳


some-lame-redditer

I’m so scared of women I lost my toe last time I saw one.


LadyOfTheGrass

Hhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahah 💯💯💯💯


Forward_Material_378

Did anyone else read this like Sheldon Cooper doing his “Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock?” I could hear him when I read it 🤦‍♀️


From_My_Brain

This is almost shitty enough to be on r/coolguides.


ThoughtsRRandom

Dogs are not afraid of man tf?


SunnyTheFlower

Dog is not afraid of man. Doggo is mans best friend


DeeBangerCC

Why is the dog afraid if the man. What's he done


italiantubbo

M My dog is scared of cats


moonyxpadfoot

But cockroaches kinda cute. Obviously they'd take me by surprised BUT I WANNA HOLD ONE


Full_Throttl3

TO THE GULAG


moonyxpadfoot

*sad*


Michael-Keaveney

r/comedyhell


kingkevin139

that isn’t even a fucking cockroach


GnarlyBellyButton87

This joke was literally made in the title


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r/confidentlyincorrect


TheTrashGoat

what


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OnkelMickwald

Look at the sub you're in.


yusuf_ackingei

Oops


Late-Informationepic

Nah.... cats doesn't know the word "fear"


LuceeRose

🐞 🌹


Josefinestepts

Accurate. :D


memesgenerinsta

This is booomer Af


OnkelMickwald

Desi boomer checking in to your family WhatsApp group.


rhrhofc

hahahahhhahah


From_My_Brain

Cats aren't typically afraid of dogs.


theblackJack364

Well if this is true, that's one weird looking cockroach


Petar_12

Nice cock!


GuineaPig78

🪳


JamesonWithAP

Laugh you bitch😂


Zombiechild666

God that laughing emoji makes me sick at my stomach


Oddity46

"Cats are afraid of dogs." Good one.


mewo_the_cat

Depends. For example, there are people which everything else fears.


dogeatcateatmouse

This checks out with my username.


zeryxmushroom999

I remember looking at this meme a couple years back and genuinely finding it funny... I guess you can say I've changed for the better


ginger2020

Cockroaches are the spawn of Satan


Best-Cap6829

Why is nobody talking about them calling a ladybug a cockroach.


talesfromtheepic6

based?


LordKanoff

Hahahahahahaha lmao 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😄😂


CosmicCatalyst23

r/terriblefacebookmemes


OliverPhillips12

Wife always win.


theycallmesasha

there are actually ladybug mimic cockroaches maybe thats what they mean! http://cockroach.speciesfile.org/Common/basic/Taxa.aspx?TaxonNameID=1177430


MicrwavedBrain

That’s bullshit, cockroaches aren’t afraid of anything.


abandoning_ship

Women are afraid of me, i am afraid of rats.


DwightShruteYeetFarm

Ladycock


Tommiz_eXe

Wait, cats are scared of dogs? You never met my cat


Shakespeare-Bot

Wait, cats art afeard of dogs? thee nev'r hath met mine own gib *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


Tommiz_eXe

Wtf called him


corona_kid

Thats a lady bug dumbass


puppet_masterrr

Bruh, that's not even a cockroach


cottonrainbows

I'm not sure man's best friend is afraid of its best friend.


Bigbilly_whiz

Black gas peas… rip-off black eyed peas lmao


dborger

The King, the Mice, and the Cheese


Boring-Pea993

So Ladybirds are Cockroaches now.


1nd1anaj0n35

How is a dog afraid of man?


hungryroses

that’s a ladybug