Im pretty sure that is a ladybug
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This looks like one of those posts that a relative would forward in the family WhatsApp group -.-
With a low effort "Good Morning" on it
*inserts random feel good quote*
Have a nice day
Refuses to elaborate further
Hey, I am receiving through WhatsApp all those email (the paperclip, I've forgotten the name) that I used to receive. Literally the same ones but on WhatsApp.
There is no running, they'll follow you.
This is not WhatsApp you don’t have to start with a “Hey”. You’re safe now, no one can hurt you here
U could say that the ladybug is bugging the Lady.
Edit : Please laugh.
*exhales light air thru nose*
That's just breathing
That’s exactly how I laugh
So actually seeing that he thought he was being badass. And if you watch the the whole version he interupted applause to give that aside. I always wondered why a politician would say please clap but its not because he was begging for approval but because he thought he knocked it out of the park. That is why he smirks. Its still cringe but in a totally different way.
The please laugh got me
Why am I laughing? I can't stop now
He is too strong, i need to laugh.
the emoji just added a cherry on top. So funny I forgot to laugh.
This is so bad I laughed laud.
you forgor 💀
Can confirm, I piss my pants every time I see a woman
You know, some of em' might find that attractive.
Is it piss tho? Why is it white?
I-I-I'm just hydrated
I just shit myself.
I piss and I shit
That’s a fucking ladybug
Dogs have a natural instinct to chase smaller animals that flee, but cats are not afraid of dogs, they will fucking maul the dogs with their claws.
Have 3 pits in my house, they're all terrified of the one cat. Straight up won't walk within 4 feet of her.
4 feet is the the same distance as 1.77 replica Bilbo from The Lord of the Rings' Sting Swords.
thank you :)
Detroit become human
Cyber punk 2077
But I thought pitbulls were genocidal hellspawn that need to be banned
Min pinscher wanted to play with the cat.
Cat would jump on the roof to avoid dog.
I guess that counts as fleeing or something.
Cats aren't afraid of dogs, they just don't like them.
I had a cat that wrestled my dog on the nose
Idk, my dog rips them to shreds when they come in the yard if he’s outside.
I am a dude and am shit scared of cockroahes
Especially if they start flying
Anything that starts flying is terrifying... especially if it happens when I turn on the shower and sends me running naked outside
The very existence of roaches with the ability to fly is pretty much the cornerstone of my atheism.
So then the cockroach fears the cockroach.
There is no cockroach emoji. That’s how much we are frightened of it.
The fact that the ladybug is called a cockroach made me laugh. Slight r/comedyheaven material but not really.
And people say Avengers: Endgame was the biggest crossover in history! 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Having a laughing emoji under a supposedly comedic image is the same energy as putting a laugh track on a “funny” joke. Come on, laugh!
i hate women
iS tHaT a fNf rEfErEncE?!?!?!?!?!?!?/1/11/1/1/1/1/1/11
five nights freddy's
More like the girl is scared of the boy
I love when my memes are sexist dogwhistles
gal is the female equivalent to guy, and girl doesn't mean young woman, it means young female human. besides, they didn't say guy, they said man.
If I accept your premise, why didn't they use boy instead of man, then? Why specify that the woman is young but not the man?
You think they're talking about a specific cockroach, rat, cat, and dog as well?
That's what the indefinite article does, it indicates that you're talking about a specific noun. Anyway, this is a pointless argument so I'm gonna sign off here. Have a good day/night!
Demn you title actually made me laugh.
I’m so scared of women I lost my toe last time I saw one.
Did anyone else read this like Sheldon Cooper doing his “Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock?” I could hear him when I read it 🤦♀️
This is almost shitty enough to be on r/coolguides.
Dogs are not afraid of man tf?
Dog is not afraid of man. Doggo is mans best friend
Why is the dog afraid if the man. What's he done
My dog is scared of cats
But cockroaches kinda cute. Obviously they'd take me by surprised BUT I WANNA HOLD ONE
TO THE GULAG
that isn’t even a fucking cockroach
This joke was literally made in the title
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Look at the sub you're in.
Nah.... cats doesn't know the word "fear"
This is booomer Af
Desi boomer checking in to your family WhatsApp group.
Cats aren't typically afraid of dogs.
Well if this is true, that's one weird looking cockroach
Laugh you bitch😂
God that laughing emoji makes me sick at my stomach
"Cats are afraid of dogs."
Depends. For example, there are people which everything else fears.
This checks out with my username.
I remember looking at this meme a couple years back and genuinely finding it funny... I guess you can say I've changed for the better
Cockroaches are the spawn of Satan
Why is nobody talking about them calling a ladybug a cockroach.
Hahahahahahaha lmao 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😄😂
Wife always win.
there are actually ladybug mimic cockroaches maybe thats what they mean! http://cockroach.speciesfile.org/Common/basic/Taxa.aspx?TaxonNameID=1177430
That’s bullshit, cockroaches aren’t afraid of anything.
Women are afraid of me, i am afraid of rats.
Wait, cats are scared of dogs? You never met my cat
Wait, cats art afeard of dogs? thee nev'r hath met mine own gib
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Wtf called him
Thats a lady bug dumbass
Bruh, that's not even a cockroach
I'm not sure man's best friend is afraid of its best friend.
Black gas peas… rip-off black eyed peas lmao
The King, the Mice, and the Cheese
So Ladybirds are Cockroaches now.
How is a dog afraid of man?
that’s a ladybug