Nah, I prefer the one going on in my area now. With the upcoming ban on menthol cigarettes there is a run on them here in SC where the tax on them is low. Stores have started limiting the maximum purchase all because people think there will be a large price jump after the ban.

*My mother sells cheap prophylactics* *She punctures the head with a pin* *My father does cut rate abortions* *My God how the money rolls in*

Magnum condoms for my magnum dong