Who do you think was more cringy?
By - Opening_Geologist_25
Voting is now closed. The community has decided that this post is Chad,
- **Non-cringe**: 0x
- **Cringe**: 12x
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- **Chad**: 121x
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Pretty sure they had a good date and it’s just for clout.
Pre organised drama.
With terrible writing second only to the acting.
huh like the general state of politics in america?
Don't kid yourself. It's not that organized.
I ain't scheduling that damn shit into my diary.
I thought so too, until he was like “It’s no simp september so like this video”
I’m imagining a big sad sumo wrestler sitting there crying like, “Why, bro? A whole month? What did we ever do to you? You don’t like the ponytail, huh? Yep, that’s it. Must be the ponytail. Now I’m going to crush you.”
Guy claims he left because she kept filming him while they were on a date.
She's mad because she got hustled lol. If I challenged someone to pool and they brought their own cue, fuck it, I'd just slap the $50 for drinks/food down on the felt before they even had a chance to shoot. I know I'm screwed
Uncle Phil got wills money back this way
Honestly one of the best Fresh Prince episodes
"Geoffrey, hand me Lucille"
*Soul Man intensifies*
There are A LOT of people that own their own cues that are hot dog shit. Owning a cue isn't anything to brag about. Theres people with $500+ cues that cant consistently make 2 balls in a row.
Would you rather step in hot dogshit or hotdog shit?
Wouldnt hotdog shit be like relish or something? I'd go with that
No it is human shit made up of only consuming hotdogs and bud lights for an entire weekend.
So this past summer, I was working graveyards hanging steel signs on the freeway. Somebody had thrown a colostomy bag that was used and full of s*** over the fence from the parking lot of Costco next to where we were putting up a sign. One of my buddies stepped on it in the dark and it popped and shot colostomy bag feces up his leg. Your description makes me think that it would probably smell similar to the awfulness that he stepped in. I'd rather step in dogshit any day than anything that smells remotely similar to that tragedy. We couldn't even work near him for the rest of the night. Had it been me I would have taken my pants and shoes and one sock off, thrown them on the side of the road, gotten into my car and driven home. Done
Hot dog shit then. At least that will be somewhat solid and not like stepping in a puddle.
This has me thinking, theres a middle point of Wetness/dryness of shit where its hardest to get off a shoe. Deviating one way or the other it starts to progressively get easier to get off the shoe. Completely dry shit doesn't stick, Watery poop rinses right off.
I mostly went this way because hot dog shit would not be dry so would wash off, but hotdog shit would be puddlelike, and usually stepping in a puddle can splash it up to your trousers and other shoe, and it's just a big ol mess.
"I bet he's thinking about other girls..."
I am just going to see myself out now…
Perfect, so yeah timmys shit vs warm dog shit🤣
Can someone help me ketchup on this convo?
Did you mean catsup? I mustard you wrong
(I'm so sorry)
Why are you apologising? I heard that all hotdogs are served with puns.
Thank you for the word play, I relished every second..
What about hot dog hotdog shit?
Can confirm. I have my own pool cue (not a $500 one). I am only mildly decent at pool. Meaning I can only play with some beers and friends. The pool cue was a gift. My wife is actually better than me. She also got a pool cue from the same friend
I'm not familiar with that, do people really enter a bar with their own cue?
I have before with a few hundred dollar cue I got off a buddy, but you just look like such a giant fucking dork unless it's a pool bar that I didn't do it more that twice.
If everyone is there to fuck around and have fun then learn the tricks to unfuck a bar cue tip with a quarter, roll the cue with your foot on the chalk on to your hands of they don't have proper hand chalk, etc. But if you're not there for fun or to play for maybe a drink on occasion where everyone else is on the same playing field with similar cues then go to a pool hall where you belong.
The only situation I would bring my own is if I'm a regular and there is one obviously nice cue but it's being hogged by someone. I've never run across a bar cue that was completely unplayable.
To a pool hall/bar? I see that a lot. I think post Covid I'll see it a lot more, when you think about how many hands those communal sticks passed thru and the characters that come in and out. You trust that bartender to sterilize every cue between games?
So, yeah, I think now it will be a more regular thing.
To a friend's house party? I've seen it too. It's rarer, I'll say that. Because, I mean let's face it if someone got a billiards room in their home it's probably decent stuff anyway. I mean, that's not usually a thing everyone has. Unless they only got the table and balls. A bring your own stick party lmao
But that guy at the party who brings his own cue is no doubt there to hustle some money from ppl like me that like to play and think they are better than they actually are after a few drinks.
This is true. I signed up to a pool club to play more with friends a few months ago. They gave me a free cue when I joined, I still suck though.
I have my own cue that was my dads when he was in competition. I kinda suck.
I mean, it seems like a bad date even without the filming. Guy is clearly interested in pool and probably thought he was meeting someone who shared his interest but she’s actually weirded out by how into pool he is. That sounds like such a bummer.
I hope he finds his pool playing queen
He's worked hard to be good at something and is being degraded for it :D
Maybe he should have had an actual conversation with her before asking her out.
She is the one who invited him to play pool if you look at the message thread she shows. She also advertises her interest in pool on her profile. I probably would have thought she actually wanted to play pool.
“Sure let’s play pool! Winner pays the round.”
She sounds like a sore loser. To be honest, I’m also a terrible loser, but I don’t film it.
I would leave too. I would leave if someone even mentioned tiktok. Ill never find a mate because my mate cannot have tiktok or talk about tiktok.
What a weird hill to die on…
I would leave too if some clown had their camera in my face the whole time
They seem to have known that the other was super into tik tok. Not defending anything, but I’d say they are equally cringe. And I would have expected these type of people to always have their phones out.
either this whole thing is fake or the woman is a psycho
Considering the "like and follow if you agree," probably faked. If not though, I agree, she's the dumb one. Don't write checks you can't cash.
They're both cringe, actually. Her for WAAAAY overreacting, and him for just being a douchebag to begin with.
Though honestly this is why you should talk to people a bit before you meet up with them. Dude pulled some real incel shit here.
Does he sincerely think he's 'sticking it' to women or women like her by doing the same stupid shit he probably hates them for, IE. getting a free drink and bouncing? What kind of weak ass fuckboi shit is that?
I mean, it's dumb but he did do exactly what she said on her profile.
Maybe, but they both just come off like they're incredibly douchey for different reasons. Even if you can argue whether or not this was a Chad move, I just feel heavy douche energy radiating off of him, lol.
she asked for challenge he did the do he won he left
Collected rent and dipped
I don't get why people are behaving like the guy is the cringe one/the one in the wrong.
Probably cause he said "like if you're not a simp".
I’m going to assume that this is all staged to get them more views, and that’s the cringe
Yep. Like 90% of videos on here are fake. I don't believe in any drama between two people who have tiktok
Yep. “It would be hilarious if this video went as viral as hers!”
Even if it wasn't staged it would be cringe all around. These two are great for each other. They have a lot in common. :P
What kind of idiot says "stick" instead of "ball jousting pole" she clearly knows nothing about playing 'Table Balls'.
"1v1 me scrub" irl
I mean he played the game and she lost
It’s definitely her. Don’t put that you’ll pay if someone beats you in pool if you don’t want to. And I’d leave too if my date wouldn’t stop filming me, that’s so weird
Exactly, the prompt too says "first round is on me..."
I bet she either made him for the other rounds or he offered.
‘He made me pay’ oof
He is the patriarchy after all.
He is clearly abusive for making her pay. Like, he literally forced her. Disgusting behaviour and a definite red flag. Glad she found out on the first date.
Forcing her to pay by setting the conditions of the game of pool. What a monster.
Where is equal rights when you need them lmao
I mean, it’s a dating app line. And this is also fake lmao
God I wish that girl would fart on me. Upvote if you agree
Right??? Thank you this is extremely juvenile behaviour
I will devour your flesh
I will rupture your esophagus
I will urinate in your nostrils
I will hogtie you and throw you in my attic with no food, then I'll eat a triple decker club sandwich right in front of you
I will say I’m going to give you the blue jacket you’ve wanted for a long time for Christmas but I will actually give you a red one
What the hell are these comments
I will invert your ribcage
I'll shove a can up your nostril, don't threaten me
Don’t tempt me with a good time homie
u/FleshFanatic420 ’s comment got me revved up but this, this made horny af
Username checks out?
Just letting you know I upvoted after the edit.
Did you see it before the edit?
I didn’t need to.
To be fair the only part I think is childish on the guys end is the response video, other than that he never asked her on a date he said to meet for a game of pool. They played pool he won so she owed him a drink then he dipped, I think that’s classic.
And even then from a content creator perspective, being accused of literally being The Patriarchy, and getting constantly tagged from people looking for a response, responding was probably his best choice. Like I said, purely from a business standpoint.
Yeah I agree. The end of this made his point null and void. If had not have put that last bit in there. I would have been on his side.
Bruh that was one savage edit
What'd it say before?
Something along the lines of: “the real cringe is how these two adults are behaving”
Could you imagine the child they would raise though? Omg....
Gotta get attention somehow.
So you disagree with the "no simp September" eh?
Hey whatever you can do to make a living without getting a real job. Amirite?
this is actually the only funny comment, I've seen in this cesspool of a website.
These two people are clearly just exploiting anti-patriarchy, anti-matriarchy followers for content. I doubt she's actually upset she lost a game of pool and had to buy him a beer considering it's on her profile that she'd do it. Kind of ingenious, it creates drama without necessarily making anyone in the situation look bad to their followers.
It's a pool cue you philistine
She calls firearms *boom sticks*
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington.
That's right! Shop smart.. Shop S-Mart!
The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger.
That’s it I’m calling everyone I don’t like a phillistine
Both of these people suck and I want my minute of life back
Yeah I was 100% on his side until I saw his response. Now I know they're both cringe.
The other day my partner was showing me (on ig) about two tiktoker in a stadium (who didnt know each) and she does a tiktok about finding this dude because he's famous on that Social Media short story they get together, fall in love and now have a couple tiktok where they get more views than ever before. For me it was so fake and elaborated, pretty smart but still elaborated.
With this video happens me the same i mean this could be easily elaborated to boost up their tiktoks by teaming up people. Seems like social media its getting faker each time it pops up a new one, all for the dopamine yay.
She sucks. “I bet him a drink and he agreed. Then he expected me to abide by the agreement.”
He's chad as fuck. Shes cringe
.>Shows up with own cue stick
.>Makes her keep her end of the wager
He said it all: no simp September. He fucking held strong.
He said it all: no simp September. He fucking held strong but he's a Chad.
Pretty based ngl 😂
Fake videos: so chad
No using using "no simp September" is a chad.
They’re both self centered pricks. It’s like a sad mix of cringe and chad.
She's cringe. He's less cringe but still cringe.
>it would be hilarious if this video could be as viral as hers
The people that think that this shit is any way real are the same people that genuinely believe wrestling is real, despite the fact at one point Vince mcmann literally fought god.
If tiktok was a planet it would be destroyed by aliens to save the galaxy.
Yeah I’d leave too if someone kept filming me lol
Her lips literally never move when she talks... Collagen, much?
She's got that *silicone 'stache* you see so often nowadays. Yikes!
Both of them are stupid af, so ironically they’d probably make a good couple.
Both are 1000% cringe this is awful
The fact that this many people cant tell this is staged is crazy
Did she fucking record this on an original Motorola razor? That was the sound quality you get from a talking McDonald’s toy
Man's a champ
Guy would be chad if he just showed up, schooled her in pool, got a drink, then left.
Did not need to upload that follow up
Plot twist. They did this for the views.. no doubt about it
Dude shows up at the table.... Jeffrey, break out Lucille.
Ey yo shut the fuck up
It's no simp september 😤
Guy came, destroyed at Pool and then left, fucking unbelievably based
I don't find the guy cringy, he's just fucking her over for the shit of it.
nah man, she lost and took it like a sore loser
Chicks pull this shit all the time, not saying that makes her deserving but I don't think it's to insane to see the roles reversed. A little stupid but meh
Her, for having expectations of a date. My Man came with only one goal, drink beer and win at pool. What a champ.
Anybody saying "no simp September" unironically, with a straight face, is the definition of cringe.
She was cringe, but that one line makes him cringier than she could dream of being.
Girls go on fancy dates to get free food all the time though
True. The messages never said it was a date, it was for pool. And she got surprised from him bringing a stick? (Yes it's not common but it makes sense)
They deserve each other
Both are cringe. Her more so
I mean they're both cringy
“First round is on me”
“Omg he actually made me buy him a drink”
Oof. Way too old to be using “simp”.
The real cringe is everyone believing this is real
He missed the whole point of going on a date 😂
I like him way more just because I'd never have the balls to pull off something like that.
I hate people
There are no winners in the cringewars
he brought his own pool stick, oh man this guy is a menace!
Anybody know what’s going on? Audio is so bad it gave me a stronk.
God, I hate TikTok.
Either organized minimally or she didn’t read only if she wins does he buy here a drink didn’t say he had to stay
What’s cringe is the fact that either of these people get as much attention as they do.
The guy that beat the girl at pool, made her buy HIM a drink, refused to smash, and then bailed? Absolute fucking Chad. I'm not even the slightest bit joking. That's impressive.
She’s got that dumbass Melania accent
They are both kind of cringey but at least he had some fun with it
Fuck yea sigma shit, but yea probably suuuper just not true
lmao just git good scrub
What a fucking chad
When r/FemaleDatingStraregy and that guy that acted like a military operative on discord meet.
Dude went full Chad mode
True Sigma male 😤😤 Keep up the grindset💪💪
Experiences equality and blames the patriarchy
Obviously fake and both cringe.
The girl had shitty audio quality and acted like she was a victim
Both, this is staged af
This woman is dumb for obvious reasons but the anti-SIMP movement is the most cringe shit to come out of the internet. Imagine being so insecure that you have to publicly reject women just to feel important. "I don't care how good looking you are" yeah, sure you don't, that's why you made a video about how much you don't care.
It is dumb, especially when we are pushing for a equal world where women feel more inclined to actually ask people on dates.
Creating a atmosphere where you won’t ask anyone out, and will reject anyone who asks you out is a very stupid, and counter intuitive mindset for a “challenge”.
All a set up for more views and attention. Jokes on you, they don’t have to go to work. Tik tok paying them bills no matter the amount of haters, it’s still views. I hate myself for continuing to finish watching the video
If someone had their phone out filming the whole date then I would leave too…the fuck? You’re obviously more interested in waving your phone in my face
Doesn't like how date turned out: he is the patriarchy
I mean, this is probably all played up, but honestly showing up with your own pool cue, clearing the table, collecting your drink and walking out is some king shit.
I don't see the difference between this and a women going for dinner with a man that she has no intention on dating, she just likes free food. I have made this argument to other women and they laugh. " Of course, who doesn't like free food?"
Perhaps this girl is paying the price for the amount of times women have treated this guy like his feelings don't matter.
Men and women are shitty to each other on a regular basis, yet when it happens, we act shocked.
I think I'm done with this sub. I can't really remember why subscribed in the first place, it just feels like we're helping perpetuate this dumb behavior by upvoting it here.
She sucks at both pool and life.
He’s definitely cringe, now I’ve no issue with him going and playing his best no issue there at all, but to drink and then do one is, I mean I get it but it’s odd, she clearly meant a date but I feel he took her being into pool a bit too far due to ego. I dunno it’s an odd one for sure.
Lol my man pullin the same shit some women do. Lol not mad at it.
Chad 4 ever
Isnt this dude the definition of chad?
I like the guy!
Honestly really funny.
She accepted his challenge, she’s just mad she had to pay for her drink.
Hahahahahahahah. She is. What he did was hilarious. “I didn’t even get to hit the balls.” Yeah. Because my man wanted a drink.
Bruh. It isn't a mans job to buy yo cheap ass a drink