By - Hummerous
I told myself thay I'd been on a girl streak with my pansexuality, but then I watched Thor Ragnarok again and I remembered
Thor Ragnarok is a bisexual fever dream
Thor and Valkyrie are just two disater bi's wreaking havoc across a planet
the problem with my bisexuality is that 90% of the boys i find attractive are in media
like i had one real life boy crush and i feel weird basing my sexuality out of breath of the wild link and stuff
botw link is an outlier and should not be counted, everybody finds him attractive.
being bi is kind of the most off-the-hook you can be when it comes to defining your own sexuality, imo
just do w/e
I've never made a choice in my life, and I'm not about to start now
go ace, make even fewer choices
My sexuality is *vaguely gestures around*
Shame that I had to make this joke because I also wanted to make the following, incompatible, joke:
I’m bisexual, meaning that every sexual encounter I have must involve an equal number of men and women (plus me), so my ratio stays 50/50.
someday you'll find the perfect partner, half a man (split vertically) and half a woman (same cut) sewn together
Apparently [Dean Pelton](https://youtube.com/watch?v=HPMBqmS_TFg) is the ideal human being
You’re thinking of the wrong character, [THIS is the ideal human being ](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/community-sitcom/images/1/1a/Human_Being.jpeg/revision/latest?cb=20121031153244)
Idk if intentional, but, that's a bad link
Honestly While I say to people I am Bi honestly is more like a oversimplification because like yeah that’s the closest thing to the truth but not even I am aware of the full truth of my sexuality
I love y’all ll Bitches and Bros and Non binary Hoes
I didn’t realize I was Bi in middle to early high school because even though I was attracted to girls at that time I didn’t really feel much for dudes.
I’m now realizing that might have had a bit more to do with the dudes than me.
Ive been struggling with my biromanticism since i got on campus going “boys are ugly and all male crushes i get are furries!!!” And then I remembered the blonde curly haired kid i saw on a ski lift in utah
That quickly turned from “Boys be Jukie and Furrys” to
I remember it as if it was yesterday the cold breezes were the only thing keeping the heat of my heart at bay because of he whose hair shines like gold throw the White void that is that snowy mountain with curls you could get lost in as they formed a labyrinth of golden chains resting over the heads of an Angel for I swear nobody would be as perfect in this plane but I wasn’t sure either if his beauty was from the next or if god himself would be jealous of his creation and that’s why he was cast into our undeserving world.
They Say snow falls from the heavens pure but my feelings for that boy made me understand that I wanted to be me who soiled him in the earth
>soiled him in the earth
What the fuck does that mean
I dunno I haven’t sleep in like 3 days and I am writing random ass stuff in the internet to relax
I was just wondering if it meant i fucked him cause ew no
Oh god no sorry if it sounded like that I mean you literally say asexual cardinal
Lmao its cool
I don’t know if I’m biromantic because like I feel like I *could* be attracted to a guy, but I never actually have been. Does that make be bicuriousromantic? I don’t know. I tend to spend way too much time self reflecting too, which doesn’t help.
> Ive been struggling with my biromanticism since i got on campus going “boys are ugly and all male crushes i get are furries!!!” And then I remembered the blonde curly haired kid i saw
Literally up until this point in your post you could have been describing me...
Blonde curly haired boys right?
I’ve been thinking a bit about my sexuality and also a bit about gender lately, but I’ve also just started a new job. So I’ve decided to wait until I’ve got enough vacation days saved up, or have a week with more days off, before I have any big revelations…