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How would you describe the identity of Denver?

How would you describe the identity of Denver?

kittybuscemi

Gotta write your own papers, bud.


John-Crimson

This.


boinzy

That.


noahtonk2

Best. Answer. Ever.


QueenSoopers

Denver is a bisexual white bro who drives an outback and works for a non-profit and definitely didn't vote for Trump but didn't feel good about voting for Joe Biden and will occasionally eat spicy ethnic food but mostly sticks to pizza.


Neither-Channel-878

I’ve only been here a month and I laughed out loud reading this


Backleftpocket

Well surmised!


[deleted]

Denver comprises all the people that were smart enough to leave Chicago but not cool enough to make it in California.


Niaso

The Denver version of any food item has green chilis on it. If there is an outdoor event, expect a contact high. Don't expect the intersection to be safe until there are no more BMWs, Audis, or Subarus in the left turn lane, no matter how long your light has been green.


pspahn

Yeah, you check out the street and it looks like there's kind of a Kind of a blur drizzle down the plate glass And as a neon swizzle stick is stirring up the sultry night air Looks like a yellow biscuit of a buttery cue ball moon Rolling maverick across an obsidian sky And as the buses go groaning and wheezing Down on the corner, I'm freezing On a restless boulevard at a midnight road I'm across town from Easy Street With the tight knots of moviegoers and out-of-towners on the stroll The buildings towering high above lit like dominoes or black dice Used car salesmen dressed up in Purina checkerboard slacks And Foster Grant wraparounds Pacing in front of Rainbow, Earl Scheib, $39.95 merchandise


ColoJay

It’s wanna be California


edditorRay

Yikes no