How would you describe the identity of Denver?
By - Schlawiner24
Gotta write your own papers, bud.
Best. Answer. Ever.
Denver is a bisexual white bro who drives an outback and works for a non-profit and definitely didn't vote for Trump but didn't feel good about voting for Joe Biden and will occasionally eat spicy ethnic food but mostly sticks to pizza.
I’ve only been here a month and I laughed out loud reading this
Denver comprises all the people that were smart enough to leave Chicago but not cool enough to make it in California.
The Denver version of any food item has green chilis on it.
If there is an outdoor event, expect a contact high.
Don't expect the intersection to be safe until there are no more BMWs, Audis, or Subarus in the left turn lane, no matter how long your light has been green.
Yeah, you check out the street and it looks like there's kind of a
Kind of a blur drizzle down the plate glass
And as a neon swizzle stick is stirring up the sultry night air
Looks like a yellow biscuit of a buttery cue ball moon
Rolling maverick across an obsidian sky
And as the buses go groaning and wheezing
Down on the corner, I'm freezing
On a restless boulevard at a midnight road
I'm across town from Easy Street
With the tight knots of moviegoers and out-of-towners on the stroll
The buildings towering high above lit like dominoes or black dice
Used car salesmen dressed up in Purina checkerboard slacks
And Foster Grant wraparounds
Pacing in front of Rainbow, Earl Scheib, $39.95 merchandise
It’s wanna be California