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insidious-gill

Looks like peak performance to me.


the_hamburglary

*beak


Kap-J

Nice


till_rd

i mean regular…chicken…


therealnumberone

BEAK


ANGERYTURTLE123

*P E A K


PickleFridgeChildren

Peck


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ps4_gammer

*beak


Beantaco73

*beak


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TopazThunder

*beak


ps4_gammer

*beak


rconrcigarro123

*beak


LowFatWaterBottle

Sir, could you please give your mother a jacket and stop posting her nudes on reddit?


Username_Egli

That's my grandma you dingus


LowFatWaterBottle

Tell your mom she is slowly becoming her, also I should have known because I saw her last night.


DINGUS91166

Hey I’m dingus. Stop stealing my brand here. I gotta get food on the table.


Acquiescinit

Oh wow, she looks great for her age!


marius606

This needs a NSFW tag. Sir, there are children here


iiHartMemphisii

Children?


Tyrannical4

Hi


bigfatcarp93

Everyone's been too casual about these pictures of naked dinosaurs ever since those disgusting Jurassic Park movies


genestarwind08

We all know Reddit is full of a bunch of Diogenerates


C4se4

Diogenerates. That has a nice ring to it.


pakulito100

Now that’s something I want to be called


Mundane_Trouble_4354

You thought I was a beta Reddit user! But it was me! DIO!


Snoo63

Nice.


anb130

You were expecting Plato, but it was me! DIOGENES!


timmtamst

\*starts jacking off\*


Lonesamirk

Nice cock:)


throwawayitjobbad

:)


seawil1

Nice pecker


cmusicsxil

an average citizen of Turkey after last price increases


DryOnRice

Inflation moment


YudufA

Hey! Don’t be a racist that doesn’t look like me /s


lordkhuzdul

You don't look like it... yet. Give it a week, tops. Edit: Fuck it, just checked the exchange rate. You'll be very similar to my plucked friend in the picture by Tuesday afternoon at the latest.


cmusicsxil

i m Turkish and i look like this 🙈😂😏😑😞😖


YudufA

I’m Turkish and I don’t… yet


___Jesus__Christ___

*Its only a matter of time*


SickOfNormal

Wrong! That's the goddamn lochness monster! And he want about tree-fitty


Glizzygloxx

Turkeys have their own country? I thought this was a chicken


0-san

it was us all along...


Beans-Monthly

Plato: A featherless biped Diogenes: I’ll give you a featherless biped you crusty fool


UYScutiSN

Let's see: featherless...biped...yup. This checks out


JTD783

Smell ya later, deliberator


Racingfan76

"Yes my student?"


Raptorbrando

Uh yeah what the fuck?


JTD783

Yeah uhh what the fuck??


angelica2309008

if I wasn't Diogenes I would still want to be Diogenes


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No arguments here


Asai_Hatsuyo

That, is a man.


MemeMaster1111

Youre wrong, and [heres why](https://youtu.be/2v98g8QcF_0)


Sonbly

Wtf


MemeMaster1111

Its logical reasoning. I made the claim that his statement is false and then backed it up with damn good evidence.


iSuckAtGuitar69

lawyer moment


somerandomkididk

Decapitates Plato with a forceful throw of m a n


h1den_

Literally 0 arguments in the comments, cool


TraditionalRun4432

A yes... featherless biped!


reddog_34

r/unexpectedsamonella, i hope there is a sub for this. Edit: oh damn there is


Trifle_Useful

Diogenes would piss on you for attributing his featherless biped to Sam O’Nella


eggymceg

Probably throw a featherless bipod at you too


GIO_GIO_Golden_Wind

What's up fuckers


tingtimson

Hey check out this person i found


DifferenceFormer2356

Behold! Plato! This is a M A N! -Diogenes the homeless Philosopher


puddlesthequeen

it doesn’t have a gizzard tho so it’s actually a woman


MynockUber

One mouth, one anus. Yup, looks like every man I've ever known.


DrMux

I've always seen having one anus as a design flaw because even with the one, most people are still full of shit.


tomtomj2

No, this is clearly the Ottoman Empire


DrMux

An entire empire for putting your feet up? Now that I can get behind.


LittleMlem

It's bipedal and it doesn't have feathers, looks like a man to me


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Lone_Wolf234

What is a man, but a miserable pile of secrets!


noelg1998

But enough talk, have at you!!


poizunman206

What's to argue? That is clearly a man.


pokepaladinlw

A featherless biped indeed


Bugsbunny396

Sure that can be a man, definitions and words are subject to how people use them. But what the fuck historical event has to do with this?


Username_Egli

[Here](https://www.laphamsquarterly.org/animals/miscellany/plato-and-diogenes-debate-featherless-bipeds) greek philosophers debate


Bugsbunny396

You seem to have defeated me. Good on you for having a link ready to go.


Username_Egli

Hahaha. No problem. I had the link ready cuz I was double checking to make sure I got the facts right.


Xenomorph_Drone

Featherless biped


rs_5

Looks very hot, ngl


manwiththehex18

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE


maxToTheJ

Needs an NSFW tag


unamusedblues

No yeah you got this one right


no1234567890-

Featherless biped


annalehmann69

Ah Diogenes


RoyalPeacock19

As per Diogenes.


Gsantos52012

What a featherless biped


Western-Low-7662

Pretty much, “they” can be anything “they” want to, come on it’s 2021


WhyAlwaysMe_45

It'S 2021!¡1! You're all saying that like trans and nonbinary people only randomly spawned on this planet on the first of January (or a few years ago). Get educated or shut up, mate. Your (and many others') ignorance is infuriating


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Western-Low-7662

Someone can’t take a fuckin joke. I don’t care what you identify as just don’t push it in my face. This is why some people don’t take you seriously, you get upset at the smallest joke about anything.


ellisschumann

No that’s not at all what they were saying, you dumb fucking kitchen appliance.


WhyAlwaysMe_45

Then what were they saying, you smart fucking kitchen appliance


Western-Low-7662

I take that as a compliment sir, he got so defensive over a joke about a damn featherless bird.


ellisschumann

I was talking to Wyalwaysme_45


giantgreyhounds

Did you just assume its gender? Edit: wow OP was right, redditors will fight over anything! Look at the downvotes on my comment LOOOOOOOOL


Username_Egli

It wasn't me. It was diogenes I swear


JoseJose1991

YOU KNOW WHOS FAULT IS THIS UNFEATHERED TURKEY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK PRIDICAMENT??? THE PATRIARCHY REEEEEEEEEWWWEWEEEE


JuggernautAncient654

Did you just assume zer gender?


gonnakillulater

baaaa


UndisclosedChaos

That’s a fine looking chick, if you ask me


Bataviabouwer

Check out this person I found


laharahreborn

I too would wish to be Deogenes


aomega343

the FUCK you say?!?


Jimmy3OO

The fuck? That’s clearly a lizard.


EasyE747

Dad?


Ordinary-Dude1983

That’s a dinosaur


Renduser

thats a woman


Gmclaro

\*Diogenes joins the chat\*


Flarpinarp

Diogenes is that you?


CaptSige

Fun fact: he also can fly


McDingus_The_Curious

THAT'S NOT A MAN ***THAT'S A BOMB***


Hybrisov

1. Biped 2. Featherless Yup. That’s a man. Moving on


TNcosmo

He is right a featherless biped is a man.


AlphexiaTheRedditor

thats one handsome man


AspirantDM

Of course it's a man, it's a featherless biped. What is there to argue about??


tribe124

Quite clearly this is a fine looking chick


Highintheclouds420

Sound logic


BoK_b0i

Featherless, biped. Checks out.


No_Personality7725

I N D E E D


Unusual-Excitement14

Come on people it's chicken Bret from cloudy with a chance of meatballs


ermhsGpro

That’s a dog u dumbass


ZENZEL72

Isn’t that the argument of a Greek Philosopher? I forget the name


HereIsPlatosMan

Correct


Diligent-Composer372

If you don’t get it, Dysoginese (fucking Greek names) plucked off all the feathers on a chicken and showed it to Plato to prove him wrong


Username_Egli

Don't diss my boi DIO like that


Diligent-Composer372

Dio isn’t really yellow one


sheepishlydumb

Diogenes moment


John_Oakman

Of course that's a man, that ancient greek philosopher said so!


jsbm316

“ what is a man , but a miserable pile of secrets”


Basebooster

Looks about as intelligent as some humans are


solarporpoise

It’s not because it has feathers the top of its left leg and on the bottom of its torso.


sonofloki1

Yup. That's a man


das_overfiend

You're not a man, you're a chicken Boo


Arobazzz

"hen means male human chicken"


kNURD_is_dRUNK

That’s a Raptor and you know it!


26514

Go back to your barrel and leave me and my pupils alone.


Glizzygloxx

Nice balls


Cormagnon

no it has a single feather, therefor not a man


janthemanegeland

False. That is in fact a Woman


virulentea

Don't see a single reason to argue because it is, in fact, a man


SweatyGamer69420

No, it’s a naked man


EnigmaticHam

That's a chicken, not a miserable pile of secrets.


General_Grevious_25

Yes this is man


Esur123456789

What a guy!


TJVP1

That’s a chicken muthafucka


OfJahaerys

I dont know how you can look at this this not believe that dinosaurs were birds.


queercommiezen

Sometimes there's a man


ChishNFips87

That’s a yo-yo.


SaltMineSpelunker

To prove that Redditors can’t read a rules sidebar.


West_Ant9379

Or is it a muppet?


JRMhere

Hey man what's up


the_o_haganator

Diogenes was a bit of a lunatic but i find this really amusing. Hie the fuck can you classify a plucked chicken as a man like, it makes no sense


Kjuolsdeaf

It's a woman, you idiot


THE_REALSEABASS

This is most men nowadays


THE_REALSEABASS

This is most men nowadays


TakatoMakino

Nice dude, cock


Ilbutters

So we just posting nudes as memes now? Why did nobody tell me? Ya'll ready for this wave of dick pics?


Username_Egli

Cock picks


dommaster08

And a top notch man too!


watcher2448

Dudes yoked


Simen155

No matter what *he* is. After I'm done, it's dinner.


Derpychicken777

That’s not a man that’s a dinosaur from the Theropod clade


gaiboimonke

that's a cock..


arandomcunt68

r/diogenes_irl


megatog615

Doesn't look like a miserable little pile of secrets to me!


mango-756

It very clearly still has one feather so, evidently, not a man. He is a biped but alas, not featherless yet.


corart6525

Calm down diogenese


Toady-The-Load

Featherless biped


Little-Big-Boy

Thats a pig not a man


dumbguyat21

Man that looks like a chicken


botheredbadger13

I see nothing wrong here this is indeed a man. It's bipedal and featherless after all


thelostprotogen1

that chicken is staring at me as if it knows what im about to do


elagabalus2

featherless biped


SchleGaZ

Thank you Mr. Helpful, i always taught these animals are called cows


HorsePork

Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, But you're not a man, you're a Chicken Boo


ViciousMind

What a madlad this guy was, respect.


xyloplax

Correct


TranslatorExciting74

Impeckable taste sir


wierdowithakeyboard

Crawl back to the barrel you came from


FuzzyPandaNOT

Oui... nous sommes des gaulois.


SacrificialWaffle

Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you?


indecisiveshrub

Go home Diogenes you're drunk.


Brudus90099

I have no issue with this, say this to some ancient Greek philosopher that I forgot the name of, but from Sam o Nella academy I learned the Diogenese? Was the the one who who showed this to the other philosopher that said a man was a fatherless biped.


Brudus90099

Feel free to correct the name of Diogenese and the nameless philosopher


Soup_Ronin

I've come to have an argument!


Xtreme-Emperor

That’s an elephant


BeerBaronofCourse

Ah a baby pic of Mitch McConnell


WhyIsWednesdayTaken

No, i think i agree.


well-done-chicken

Actually. That’s a dinosaur


silence_infidel

I see dinosaur.


AikiYun

Isn't there an SCP based on the chicken/man hybrid?