How bad could it be?
By - BrianPotato2005
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Love, the mods
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I… uh… hmm
Meow...or something idk
you spelled it wrong TvT
Hmm I recognize that pfp...
It's a very wholesome pfp
I guess, meow it is
Nah bro you gotta go like, me- meow in a high pitch voice or something like that
lmao shane dawson out here
can i have sex with you
may i introduce myself
Depression together strong ...
Well, he pounded a pussy.
Good news im a furry.
I am Shane Dawson
This is surely going to r/cursedcomments
Ta ͜ʖ Ta
SPIN THE WHEEL
RATTLE ME BONES
It landed on me
I spun and got a raw deal.
*a wild Reddit user appears*
DING DING DING! YOU HAVE A LUCKY WINNER!
Beat the system, you have. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂😂
Careful with the emojis.
Hell ya i m going to jail
not so regular chidhoodd
I think my family already fucked my childhood.
well, you're screwed
Sounds like coward talk
Nah he can have sex with any girl now
Or my mans is about to fuck a dinosaur.
At least mine isn't as bad
Are you the messiah, mounted on a prehistoric archosaur… or a prehistoric archosaur, mounted on the messiah?
Sweet home Alabama
my guy, ur sis is gay
If there is a will there is a way
More like mmmhhhhh~~
Stop. Please. Don’t bring him here.
No. We need him.
A necicary evil
I saw you in some other post too just like this one
uh. (edit: 150 upvotes is very poggers)
Communists come together.
It’s *our* dick
**SOVIET ANTHEM INTENSIFIES**
I usually hate all things communism but this comment is... Acceptable
Communists CUM together
Communists cum together
Communists ***cum*** together
Would I be able to join this trio?
Hehe off to jail!
Ducking a hamster isn't illegal it's just Friday
But fucking one is
Then i'll just fuck two
Seriously what are they gonna do stop me? Like I could get 100 hamsters and they couldn't touch me
Well, that depends on the country. There are quite a few that don't criminalise sex with animals. Don't ask me why it is like that, I find it ridiculous, but that's how it is.
Love is love, what I decide to do in the privacy of my own home with consenting hamsters is naught the business of the state!
No its Patrick!
Mine has a juicier ass though
Damm that jus went from 0 - 100 real quick
Well it has a hole. Wtf you expect me to do?
Where's Joaquin? I gotta fuck him right now!
He’s on the Murray Franklin Show mate, go ahead and upstage.
if it has a hole, it can have my pole
\*spongebob sweats nervously\*
Finally: another donut!
Our battle will be legendary!
This is going to get messy. Glaze and filling EVERYWHERE!!
LMAO that got me good
I would rather do your daughter
Yes but no, doof has my heart
Dude she’s 16
Thats legal age in my country (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)
Same. It's even more scuffed when I realize that age is technically a minor in my country. Drinking age at 18, smoking at 21, receiving identity at 15 and legal age at 16. Someone explain the dice roll the leaders did with this shit.
Damn.. which country is it?
In mine too. Actually, in my country it's technically 14, but with a few caveats
Legal in my state 😊
Still better than being used for testing some keter class scp
Classic prison experience
I hope there's a user called u/scp914. That's gonna be interesting.
You have been sent to be tested on scp-6969
AWW HELL NO
Spread cheeks you will have. Pain you must feel.
"Stop playing with your food!"
Lol who's doing the fucking? You or Cthulhu?
The tentacle heads give excellent head. While the sucky things make the most pleasant vibrations on the cootch.
Imagine being the guy who banged Cthulhu and made it cum. Hell, imagine being Cthulhu getting fucked and loving it.
no thanks I'm taken
*Puts PP into the ground* :)
Then worms suck on it.
Your username already gave consent.
... Oh no...
U had shrex with sans 😳
sans is a furry?
I did "befriend" Toriel if you know what I mean
You had a sex with the uhhh the one fuck thing with the uhhhhh thing with horns and uhhh you sexed
You guys want some NSFW shit about this?
Not so sneaky i see..
Well well well
I dont know how that would work… I mean i guess you would have 69 but possibly with the whole population of Australia?
How low can you go?
Not all that bad afterall
The animal or aircraft?
Don't think you're going to live either way........
Not bad going m8
You fucked a box of uno card you got out of a trash can?
with a minor smh
I had cancer reading your name
Fair enough I regret making it that
Tbh, Kakashi is very handsome.
It can't be that bad
It's what comes after the act
People would be so confused with mayonnaise and that... White cream
Go back i want to be monke
Ha! Jokes on me.
He didn't lube up
Its my jooob!
You're losing your medical license.
Hmm, ok man, If you're into that I guess...
That's a lot of shrek
if u like glasses
Oh god.. i fucked a castle
Oh boy, sex with a ghost
I have seen enough hentai to see where this is going
I dont think so
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What does this mean
You had it with yourself
Hubert Bonisseur De La Bath, pour vous servir.
You fucked a fusion of Seto Kaiba and Obi-Wan Kenobi?! Lucky punk.
Great! I finally had sex
Well…. Ok I guess.
Best of luck
Uh, you good with having sex with a really powerful llama
I'm just waiting for someone named "your mother" to respond
Go for it, I'm ready.
I must had been very drunk
The experience would be very *electrical*