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Did she .. hold her fupa to make sure it wouldn't fall out bending over?


Jesus Christ man.. I'm gonna need a brother redditor to step in and fap to this 1 for me, I'm running on fumes over here


Hey man, that sounds like *your* problem


Our problem






Cum raid


Cum rag


Cum on man


Cum on her






best I can do is fapping to the dude.


Fap yourself or fap the guy above you?


why not both?


Understandable.. carry on.




Or my personal fave… Vagomach


Oh shit ‘Vagomach’ ! 👍🏼😆😂😂😂


Such an aggressive sounding word lol.


Oh that makes more sense. I thought for a second she couldn’t physically lean over it and had to move it to the side


I thought she was going to have tear away pants or something and had my finger hovering on the pause button


Dare I ask.... What's a "fupa"?


"Fatty upper pubic area"


That’s really a something people say? Man… English is the best language ever lol


It absolutely is, although when I was younger it was initially "Fat Upper Pussy Area". Pronounced foopah for those who were curious


We call it a gunt in the UK. Gut, cunt, gunt.


Thank you for adding another swear to my repertoire, I appreciate you.


My pleasure!


I laughed so hard at this is started wheezing! Its 10am here and you just made my entire day feel complete.


I fuckin like that one


Yes. FUPA has been around for years.


She did….yes she did 😂


*Narrator: She did*


Her knees also unlocked this achievement.




I gocha


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Bruh her Femur and Tibia have been bone on bone since the 3rd grade.


She'd need the bone density of a Sauropod to reach a toddler's top speed without snapping her knees


I can’t think of a funny reply while still waking up on the toilet right now, I just wanted you to know that I appreciate “the bone density of a Sauropod” very much. Please continue being a beacon of light in an otherwise dark world. You’ve increased the sum total of human happiness by a measurable amount. As a human, I thank you. Not just for me, but for my People.


I've had some rough and/or wild nights before, but I don't think I've ever woken up on the toilet before. EDIT: night -> nights


r/roastme is leaking. But keep going, I don't mind at all.


her taluses are fucked


knees? where?


It's britknee bitch 😎


One of the better puns I’ve seen on reddit


Bro forget about the knees I don't see no neck


Forget about the neck, she’s almost wider than the mirror


What you falled to notice is the disclaimer in the mirror saying objects are larger than they appear.


They were probably on the first wave, along with ankles and heels.


Healthy attitude: it’s okay if someone doesn’t find me attractive. I don’t use the opinions of others to validate myself and I recognize that everyone has different sexual tastes Unhealthy attitude: if you don’t think I’m sexy then there’s something wrong with you




Maybe obese or overweight, but having a bit of fat isn't a tragedy nor unhealty -No im not talking about her.


The point is "a bit". If this bit tries to leave you to orbit you there is definitely too much for being healthy.


A bit is lower than what makes you overweight if you are on that part you don't really have serious problems at least as far as i know


The hard part is defining "overweight." This girl is undeniably past any reasonable criteria, of course.


Why does she awkwardly clutch her fupa before the lean in?


Because she doesn't even like the way she looks when she bends over.


It had started to flop out and she was tired of recording this over and over


Oh she's attractive, in a gravitational sort of way...


That’s no moon


That's a supernova, bitches


We are talking about black hole level of gravitational attraction here...


supermassive black hole


my ass has one of those.


It's a moon of Uranus


Username checks out


Balls deep and then some.


It's a Ork attack moon


Nope, she's Alderaan!


Lookin for love, in Alderaan places


You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.


Holy fuck, man. I choked on my pepsi.


Make an r/dadjokes out of that.


She is Aladeen?


*Obi-Wan has entered the chat*


No but shes full


Oh yea. In a "owning your own personal zip code" kinda way.


When she "sits around the house" she really sits around the house.


Bruh, when she wears a Target T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her.


When you're only having seconds, she's having twenty-thirds, when she goes to get her shoes shined, she has to take their word because she's....


I'm waiting for her to collapse in on herself and become a brown dwarf.


I was going to go that way but I thought it might get lost on a lot of people like this post: https://old.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/pt1ppx/973_players_unlocked_this_achievement/hdtfis5/ I guess no one plays DnD any more.


Dnd is more popular than ever right now


The fucking tide wouldn’t take her out.


Bruv....this is the first time I've made noise laughing at an online joke


Her knees `achievement unlocked: Stay Strong`


Her heart: new objective, survive.


Her spine: new mode unlocked, compressed


Her liver: new achievement unlocked, insulin is a lie Edit:I know that the pancreas produces insulin, I just said liver cuz it's near it + liver is bigger and tastier


I mean, she is right on one thing, If anyone dislikes her that is on them, but being extremely obese and obnoxious sure does contribute to that. I am overweight myslef, but I stopped sooner than I reached a point where I would become a tiny solar system with crumbs orbiting my gut and started to do something about it. Its her life so she can do what she wants, but can not expect people to like her for it.


Being obnoxious is like 99.999% of it for me. America has an obesity crisis. I'd be out a lot of friends if I cut them out for their weight. But this personality she's got? Noooo thanks.


If she were fit and made this exact same video, I would still find her obnoxious af. That kind of attitude is so unattractive, it gives off real "if you don't like me at my worst..." vibes.


42% of the US population is classified obese and 32% of the population is classified as just overweight. I'd be cutting out 74% of my friends and associates if I discriminated on weight.


U guys really need to learn how to eat




I only had one of these problems as a mother and it was videogames. I used to play a lot as a teen to escape the abuse I received in real life and it became an issue. One day my girlfriend told me I was becoming just as abusive as my parents were by being that absent while still being physically there. That hit me like a truck because when I tried to point out stuff I did for our (then two years old) kid, I realized my arguments weren't even actual bonding with my kid it was just the bare minimum (changing diapers, preparing her milk bottles, etc.) I had to quit videogames for an entire year to take back control of my life. I was on social support for mental issues (left untreated because I was living in the virtual world 100%) and now I'm on my way to become a social worker. Barely had any interactions with my kid and now we're almost always doing things together. My relationship has grown to be the best one I've had with anyone else before. My friends started inviting me to hang out again because I stopped saying "Nah I'll stay home tonight" so I could play more. Reason why I write all this is because people really can have an addiction to videogames, often to escape their real lives and if someone else reads your comment and mine and is in the situation I was, I truly hope that they can see that it's toxic both for themselves and the ones they love. Sorry for the rambling I don't think I've ever let all this out at once lol


Here's my question for you then: What about those kids who never learned how to eat right? Do you look down on them with disdain the same way, even though it's not their fault?


Jesus Christ. I live in Italy. Since the cold war started, my country has been basically colonized and conquered by U.S.A., at least on a economical and culture level. We grow up watching the tv formats that comes from were you live, we get bombarded by ads that are copied from the american trends, ecc ecc. Obviously the junk food industry exists here as well, and many people of my age started living in a similar matter that what you told me, so i can somewhat understand it. Still, our roots haven't disappeared: we have a "cult of food". For us it's usually very important to eat well. We always have some vegetables on the table, for example. We often eat fish, we vary our meal and spend time cooking it because flavour is important. Even the base ingredients we use are a lot better, because it's mandatory for the farmers to respect laws that guarantee the quality of the product. Therefore we are healthy. I think the problem here is on general culture. From my experience America is all about being the biggest, the richer, the one who consume the most. I think you guys should learn to scale things down. You don't need to become a millionaire to be successful. You only need to find your own equilibrium. The diet is a good place to start!


I gained COVID weight and went from being at the top end of normal to 25 lbs overweight. I'm miserable. Most people would look at me and go "she's not fat" but that's only because we are used to fat people. Even at this weight, none of my clothes fit and I feel uncomfortable about how I move through space. Forget looking in a mirror. I have no idea how people get that large and delude themselves into thinking they feel good at that weight


I’m on the top end of normal and even I think I look a little skinny fat. A month or so ago I saw a European redditor say something to the effect of: “even non-obese Americans have a skewed perception of what’s fat, their normal sized people would be considered overweight here” and that really stuck with me.


It is crazy, I listen to a lot of media from the US (podcasts, various shows, etc.) And it's insane how often the beer gut or the thick thighs are seen as normal. Google what a BMI of 25 (overweight) or 30 (obese) looks like. You're not supposed to have that extra weight, even if you're not a sphere you're still getting all the negative health impacts.


What's normal size for European? I've got a little skinny fat myself, after having gone from 200 to 150, and I still see that little gut I've got as "too much fat" from body dismorphia


Average weight of a european woman is 70.8 kgs (156 lbs) https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/321003#average-weight


Being at home with just me and my toddler really encouraged me to lose a little weight. At my heaviest I was 275 and right now I walk around at about 210. Still feel doughy. Every once in awhile I'll have a cheat day and I'll overeat and it's a big reminder that I used to feel this sluggish all the time. Feeling that way really isn't fun.


Congrats on your weight loss! That's huge! You've gone so far already It really doesn't help that I'm 100% WFH now. I have no reason to *get into* the work pants, put on makeup and heels. Blech. I feel like a blob. I've lost the weight before but now that I'm in my late 30s let me tell you it's a LOT harder


Her poor legs


I don’t have a pick up line for her, but who has access to a fork lift on a whim?




Don't say fork in front of her.


Lmao ded


That’s legs problem.


Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the most deluded of them all ?


Need to double wide the magic mirror


Double wide? She'd need a mirror brought in on an oversized big rig hauler


Sounds like that's your problem, not the mirror's problem /s


Doctor : “you have heart failure due to morbid obesity”. Her : “that’s your problem”.




She definitely ate more than your problem only


I got 99 problems, then that bitch ate one


More like she ate them all goddamn


2.7% players unlocked Achievement - ***Diabetes***


Yo she looks like if Kirby ate a nightmare




You have a beautiful mind


I don't know how to judge this type of behavior. I just hope she gets a better diet and cardio, and doesn't have to rely on weird body positive movement to for self affirmation. I don't even think she believes it, she's just using sass and a few filters as a shield to deflect.


I know how to judge it! She's delusional and needs to lose a lot of weight or she'll die in her 50's. She is objectively unattractive because of her morbid obesity, and no one with a healthy mindset could be attracted to someone with a bmi as high as hers.


I wouldn't say she's ugly. But her attitude is.


I would say she's really really ugly


It's your problem.


🏆 Achievement Unlocked




Our* problem


Achievement unlocked : Communisim




*Our problem, Long Live USSR /j


Thank goodness you can't see what Redditors look like


Yeah, there is probably someone who likes her looks, but her attitude will put off anyone.


She kinda is inside and out, I'm just gonna wait for "UglY is subjective" comments and arguments about no such thing as ugly


Ugly is subjective, but just as with all subjective things, there can be so many people to agree with that subjective thing that maybe you should consider it. Like would you go and eat out at a restaurant that has 95% comments say the food is distasteful? Or would you be like 'nah distasteful is subjective'...


That’s a very good point about subjectivity, I’ll be referring to this example of restaurant reviews in aggregate in future as having at least being something to consider, I never thought about using this. I had to collect my free award give you as a thank you for this perspective


Bruh she built like a bowling ball


I like how her jellyroll starts peeking out of her shirt, and she tries to hide it by bending forward, but that didn't work so she nonchalantly tries to hide it with her arm and pull her shirt down at the same time...lol HOT A.F. I dont think so. Fat A.F. wins this round.


i TOTALLY didnt even notice that. shes sneaky.


She's got a bit of practice with that move.


All for body positivity but she looks like she sweats gravy


Body positivity is a bullshit. Problems connected with being overweight are outrageous. I was 115kg at 178cm, was sweating literally by just breathing. Now 96kg and going down, I can fucking run and not feel that feeling of burning lungs and muscles. Fuck body positivity. Get healthy.


Tbh, that I have only perceived with US Americans wilfully bending the body positivity movement to simply benefit from it in the way of not having to change themselves and put in effort, aka "Haa, society says you fucker have to agree with me when I say I am sexy, otherwise you get canceled". The true background of body positivity is that you should not despise yourself, but be okay with yourself and that should give you the openness to improve yourself and develop yourself. To simply change yourself to a better you also incorporates losing weight as in to become healthier. It just as always went over board when below average people see something, take it, and entirely misinterpret it to foster their laziness.




... are you me? I'm also 178cm and was 115kg at my worst. I'm at 82kg today :) I still get that burning sensation when running though, I might weigh less but I'm definitely still not fit, because I'm a lazy ass who doesn't exercise. When I was 115kg I never shamed someone for not finding me attractive. I didn't find myself attractive either. It's a really strange feeling to look into mirror nowadays and think "Hey, I look pretty okay!". I am however extremely lucky that I met my now husband when I was at 115kg. He loved me then, he loves me now. Guess my good personality made up for my looks :D


Good for you! I gained thru 2020, went thru full episode of depression since I was on more funerals in one year comparing to 32 years of my life, I lost 3 friends in my age due to covid, lost my best friends. 2020 impacts me so fucking hard I only work, play on console and drink. A lot. This year I realised it's self-destructive path I won't handle long. Started to do push ups at home, then walk faster with my dog, running, eating more veggies instead of fried meat, quit smoking etc. Body positivity is artificial abomination to excuse fat ass and being lazy. All fun and jokes about running faster than fat guy during zombie attack. But when you sit. Just fucking sit and feel your heart goes on high bps without damn reason this is bad. So to all fat fucks hear me out: DO SOMETHING, don't follow some idiots in social media who try to excuse their 1000kg of fat on back as "it's my DNA", "you're fatshaming me". This is bullshit. Go out, start moving and eat healthy. Trust me brothers and sisters, your heart and family will thank you in next 30 years.


True that. When I started to lose weight I looked at a body positivity discord and jesus did it make me want to lose weight even more. Like you do what you want with your own body but dont complain to me you're triggered when I try to talk about weight loss to another member asking for advice.


I'm a fat fuck and I don't believe in body positivity bullshit. The main different between me and those "body positivity" people is that I acknowledge my problem. Roast me if you must, shame me if you will, all those words will be the motivation that keep me working hard to fix my problem.


Positivity is one thing. This woman is no less of a human being because she is fat, and she shouldn't be dehumanized for such. That's what body positivity SHOULD be about. People with surgical scars, people with physical defects, that sort of thing. That being said, she is at a very unhealthy weight, which is honestly none of my business. Body positivity has been commandeered by the HAES movement, which is what the true bullshit is.


No, body positivity is good for things you cannot change (cosmetic surgery notwithstanding because money), like your skin color/ethnicity, motor impairment, or general 'ugliness' like a weird body shape and/or proportions. Food addiction is a whole different problem, only it has an impact in your body shape just like meth or coke, only the other way around; and it should be treated as such.


For real


Thank you from nurses everywhere. When I'm reading report on a new patient and see 250+ lbs, diabetic, etc... it absolutely ruins my day. The health problems snowball out of control so fast and doing patient care on them is back breaking.


Body positivity should stop at a certain point. Body positivity is a good influence when it's within the healthy range of shapes and with people who don't disillusion themselves. But if you're in the range that it cuts in half, giving body positivity is the same as being positive about doing daily shots of heroine. You're just accomplice to a severe shortening of lifespan. On the other hand - it's not your life so unless you really care about the person, maybe do just stay out of it.


Was looking for someone with your point of view here. Body positivity is about diversity, not fat acceptance.


God I hate people that give these people so much false support they let it go to their heads. like it's okay to love yourself no matter what but gatekeeping attraction because youre insecure with yourself is so pathetic. they act like attraction is a moldable thing like it can be swayed but that's like thinking gay people are gay by choice. attractions comes from either seeing good genes you'd pass yours on with or absolute desperation to get laid. the latter of which I'm sure is the only way someone would say she's "hot af"


Yep my problem is I can't afford $1000 a week to feed that beast 🐗.


Nor the spelunking equipment needed to safely find your way in.


I would sooner take up raising farm animals.


Tbh these fat people who think that it's ok to be fat should really do a Google search on how much they are harming them self and their environment by being fat now don't get me wrong some people have eating disorder or phycological issue and those are justified but people who are fat because they are need a reality check.


Why have we begun to praise this kind of thing? This is neither normal or ok, she's only hurting herself thinking this is fine..


Who's we


Humans. The human body cannot handle this shit.


She says she’s hot af, which i think is kinda true… i mean burning fat produces quite alot of heat


911. I would i like to report a murder.


Does she literally have to hold her pants button together to bend over slightly?!?! Lmfao.


If she tucked her arms and legs in she could really roll


This reminds me of that kid from Hook lol


No offense but she literally looks like a bouncy ball.


I thought she was gna unzip her belly the way she leaned in n grabbed it


Yeah, what was that about? Was it supposed to make her look sexy? I thought she was gonna pull her last bf out of her belly button.


Probably making sure that her fat flaps dont come out of the shirt.


She was just pushing in the top roll so it didn't spill over


Ok larda Croft


Goddamnit as a person who grew up in a household where watching what you eat, how much you eat, or keeping up your fitness level, were all never really encouraged or even paid attention to and I was consistently told I was beautiful at every size, I would just like to point out that telling these people they look beautiful is just damaging to their health (both physically and mentally in the long run). It's one thing to live life a little overweight, it's entirely another to be so noticeably morbidly obese. Yeah ok fine other people can see how fat she is, but who cares about that, every day she wakes up, she sees it, her friends and family see it. And her body feels it and struggles against it every day, and her joints hate her right now, even if she denies it. Women and men like this should absolutely not be celebrated, they need help. You wouldn't celebrate someone's skinny pics who were anorexic, that's the level of how bad this has all gotten but because so many of us are fat, no one is taking it as serious as they need to.


Well, my problem is not finding you attractive, yours is fat blocked capillaries, guess which's more serious


I'm super into fat girls, but I still unlocked the achievement because of that entitlement.


Why does she look like a water balloon


If she trips, she could wipe out 2/5 of the earth's crust


I don't like to spread the hate, also because she's not healthy, and her behaviour is both irritating and harmful for herself, and those around her. People who want a BBW partner or the male equivalent of that to this extreme level only fuel the suffering of these people. Curvy or fatty ain't a problem but morbidly obese is just a death sentence, and it's sad seeing people proud of slowly killing themselves in such a pathetic way.


Obesity, diabetes, heart disease, poor mobility and breathing problems are “YOUR” problems 🙃




Beginning to think TikTok is the problem. If you spend your time fishing for compliments from strangers, you need help.


We can take that way back to Instagram


A normal person would see billions of warning signs before getting that big. Why can't the clothes at a regular store fit me, why are plane seats always so small, why are everyone else constantly exercising and trying to lose weight, why are all the plus-size models so skinny, why do people not pursue me etc. But instead, she's been brainwashed into being obnoxiously proud of her obesity. For every one person who truly benefit from the body positively movement, there are 5 who spend their youth looking like that and missing out on the best things in life. It's a bad deal.


That plane seat comment triggered me. I bought a last minute spirit airline ticket(I usually fly SW) because I wanted to fly with my sister who already had a ticket. It was a small two seater plane. A lady who was big as her was my seated partner. I had window seat. The hand rest was up between us. She was half in my seat and my body was against the window. I think she was clueless, that I was feeling smushed, and almost hyperventilating because the thought of sitting for two hours like that was going to kill me. Any how, thankfully my sister had an empty seat next to her and I moved.


Yeah, I used to have a friend of mine who was this fat and whenever someone told her to diet and exercise shed scream at him/her saying it's a disease, smh


If you are having to cover your protruding belly by pulling your shirt down because you can't fit in it, that sounds like your problem


How is it a problem for anyone other than the person paying her future hospital bills?


bitch your health is your problem


Damn....now I have another big problem in my life.


That there is lack of self-esteem manifesting as overtly confident. Truly confident people don't need to do this.


She’s probably one of those girls who think that being morbidly obese = being thicc