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AllahTheUnbannable

literal accident and people screaming... some random guy: excuse me my fellow gentleman, would that be marijuana you appear to be puffing on?


moonshotmercury

Everyone is your friend when your puffing greenery


Resident_Bet_7818

Everyone becomes a Herbalife customer once they smell the pines


Cecca105

Can’t imagine what Insurance rates in NY look like . I see a video like this almost every other day . Like Wasn’t there a Mercedes driver than crashed into 6 cars and fled NYPD?


probably_not_serious

Honestly mine is a lot better here than when I was living in Jersey. Granted, I was right next to Paterson, NJ, so that might have had something to do with it. The real problem with owning a car is parking it. Can’t just leave it on the street (well in some places, but then you run the risk of shit like this happening to it) so you have to garage it. I pay $400 a month just to park a car that I use maybe once every other week.


andres57

>I pay $400 a month just to park a car that I use maybe once every other week. If you're paying that much, plus insurance (and taxes if the US/NY has, no idea), wouldn't be better to just rent when needed?


probably_not_serious

Probably? It’s one of those things, though. We’ve got 3 kids so we need a big car and it’s close to where we live…would it make more sense economically? Sure. But it’s tough to give it up.


andres57

Understandable


DixieNormaz

Annnnnd this is why I left Chicago. It’s hard to justify the additional costs/problems that come with big city living. You express the costs out loud and it’s like…”wait, I’m an idiot huh?” 😂


JonnySoegen

Get rid of it and use a rental/shared car instead?


probably_not_serious

We’ve got 3 kids. Mostly we only use it when we travel outside the boroughs, or if we need to go past where the subway ends. If we use Uber or something we’d have to load up kid seats and so on. Just easier this way.


DixieNormaz

Get rid of the kids?


JonnySoegen

I see. Ya, with little kids I'd probably get a car, too.


goodness___gracious

Not to mention ASP


srgest

Average day in NYC


mmj8iizjra

Welcoming view


AragogTehSpidah

Welcoming cries of horror


FOWM_Sterling

What were people yelling in the background? Sounded like someone got hurt. Also someone should’ve pulled the driver out and beat them with a sock full of nickels


fenglorian

If all these various accident and violence subreddits have taught me anything it's that there's some small (but always present) portion of the population whose first reaction to any kind of catastrophe is to start screaming at the top of their lungs instead of actually getting to safety or doing something. Sometimes it's a man, sometimes a woman, always annoying.


MilkMenace

Look somebody gotta act a fool and you’ll know when it’s your time to shine


majoroutage

WORLDSTARRRRRR


possiblydefinitelyme

The worst is being temporarily trapped with that person in a small enclosed space, and they won't stop screaming even though they're *completely unharmed.* I truly have deep anger in my heart toward these people.


Due_Loan7171

My fiance.. any sign of danger she screams like she's terrified. If she's rly scared she doesn't run she just gets on the ground and balls up like that would help her. I love her and find it kinda cute but damn is that shit not helpful


possiblydefinitelyme

Y'all are permabanned from my zombie survival squad.


Due_Loan7171

Holdup... if there's an apocalypse she already gone. So you're just gonna ban me for nothing? I will cum 4 u and ur skwad. I'll eat you then I'll eat the zombies


possiblydefinitelyme

That's a weird fetish. But I'm sure it falls under Rule 34.


AragogTehSpidah

R34 of a spooked gurl and coming guy, when???


SyraWhispers

God I hate those types.. It literally makes me want to harm them.


Smanginpoochunk

I feel like if I was in that situation they would quickly and spontaneously lose consciousness. Or faint. I can’t stand loud noises in confined spaces, like an elevator? Ah fuck no.


possiblydefinitelyme

I was thinking of a car but an elevator could be even worse.


ScumoForPrison

Usually because we have a War every now and then that gets those particular panicky types removed from the Gene pool. The art of shutting the fuck up is often the most misunderstood superpower!


Banahki

> Sometimes it's a man, sometimes a woman, always annoying. Lets be real, its 99% a woman doing it, as showcased in this video.


Discochickens

New to the internet I see


thebossman12574

I haven't seen a guy(acknowledging it's anecdote) scream for the length lime 90% of the women who scream in these videos do. 8 seconds in I'm like bitch take a breath


chakralignment

F E M A L E S


Prestigious_Name_851

It's in Spanish. They said get out of the streets


pyongyangpoontang

Wonder which side of the George Floyd case you were on. Black people do deserve a fair trial too. Edit: I guess most people think black don’t deserve a free trial


FOWM_Sterling

Would you rather have this person stay behind the wheel?!


pyongyangpoontang

No. But beating by the cops before a trial sounds harsh


FOWM_Sterling

And letting this person drive another foot, block, mile, sounds irresponsible. I also think fire is hot so what do I know? I’ll take the puny reprimand after pulling them out of the car than live knowing that I could’ve stopped the driver from hurting someone Evil prevails by good men doing nothing…


pyongyangpoontang

I think his hands and feet should be chopped off and eyes gouged out so he doesn’t have the ability to drive anymore.


FOWM_Sterling

Obviously you cheered when Floyd was killed… I can accuse you of racism based on no evidence too.


pyongyangpoontang

No! You cheered! I’m not a racist! You are! FOWM = first order white man Right in the username. Promoting your white power organization


FOWM_Sterling

Yet you say they need to be punished before there is a trial… you called me racist for just that. Stfu


pyongyangpoontang

You said that. Because you’re a racist. And you claim rittenhaus was total self defense


c3y1anit3s

It's like there's a movie with a bunch of people at the same time in the same space.


Semper_Gyrene

Parking at the Fire Hydrant cost him more than a Ticket for parking at the Hydrant.


OrishaShango

What was up with the person screaming like a banshee? I thought it was tires screeching at first.


RexDomini

Omg, what were you gonna say after “chances are”? After being so rudely interrupted, twice.


Lilbabyyycake

Any other alternative views of this?


clauderbaugh

There may be some grunge rockers on here that can chime in.


astrowahl

Oh they drunk drunk


dmartin07

Would love to know more of what happened


1ncog

I wonder if this will end up on spectrum 1 NY. I live in Colorado and it’s the best goddamn news in the world. Houston comes close with the crazy shit.


MonitorShotput

Yeah, you can't beat the city when it comes to weird and messed up shit going down. Me and my dad were on the Henry Hudson on our way to the NY Auto Show at the Javits Center and he points out the window at a suitcase that was laying in the grass on the side of the road and says "Look, someone must have dumped a body". Well, on our way home from the show, the whole area was swarming with cops. Turned on the news at home and it turned out it WAS a body, so yeah, you never know.


Critical_Inflation_5

Plot twist, your pops offed that guy and dumped that body there.


Arisayne

Yeah, [abandoned suitcases](https://nationalpost.com/news/world/teens-filming-a-tiktok-find-dead-body-in-suitcase-after-using-popular-exploring-app-randonautica) just seem to be bad news.


Serge_General

[Yep.](https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-denver-colorado-human-remains-suitcases-20210120-li4ofebsczbzna5m6fw6bio4ci-story.html)


Yard_Pimp

And y'all keep sayin' we crazy down here in Florida


nxplr

I mean, most Floridians are ex-NYC, so it all checks out.


ThrowAwayLetMeAsk

Y’all are?


MtnDream

the screaming really helps the situation


MrSpoonReturns

I thought GTA was satire


nfurth1

Imagine expecting people in NYC to be intelligent 😂


ScumoForPrison

that would be like expecting a Redditor to not downvote facts because it offends their misshapen perspective of reality!


goodness___gracious

Kinda I have to be smart to make a quarter million dollars a year in most parts. If you’re not an intelligent person in New York with StreetSmarts, you ain’t surviving. One of the most educated places in America.


freddiemack1

Yea pretty typical new york stuff. Don't know why they were surprised. Dude probably smoked some fake weed or something.


ripjoeexotic

He got sold some of that 25i-3-4-ho-meo-boofetimate, what a fucking geezer


Onyx7770

Looks like the (313)


Mars_Volunteer

Don’t drive high


__boring__username__

I’m wondering if the driver was having a seizure. With all of the sporadic jerking of the wheel and start/stops of the gas. Anybody know if everyone is ok?


offsetTL

I’ve never personally witnessed a car crash before. I never knew it could be that loud from what looks like a 30ish mph impact


Hefty_Musician2402

“Chances are…OH ahhhhh”


Honest_Cynic

They say the f word funny in NYC, but what's love got to do with it? Inner-city people said they don't want Police, so view the results.


probably_not_serious

Lol you’re an idiot. New York City has 36,000 police officers. It is the single largest police force in the country.


Honest_Cynic

Perhaps their jobs are protected by a Union, even after they "defund the Police". So if some neighborhoods refuse them, they'll be playing cards at the station or making donut runs. There are smart people in ethnic neighborhoods who want Police, but they are shouted down by a few "influencers".


probably_not_serious

You’ve never been here, have you? And neighborhoods can’t “refuse” the police lol what’s wrong with you? “Oh well. They refuse to let us go there so I guess we’ll never solve that murder.” I don’t even understand how someone could be so wrong on so many levels. But then again, you keep using “far right slang” so that kind of answers my questions. You all don’t respond well to facts.


Honest_Cynic

I have been to NYC twice. Had a day off while working nearby once so parked in Harlem and walked all the way down to Battery Point, which many lifetime residents have never done. I lived in in-town Atlanta one mile from the worst neighborhoods for 20 years. Have always voted for a Democrat for President, mainly because Republicans turned racist, so wonder what the "right-wing slang" you are on about. Wifey is a "person of color", by her definition (I snidely term "lesser Asian"). If you haven't seen groups protesting Police presence lately you have been offline, stupid, or lying. Which is it?


PurpB84

😳😳😳


juniorp76

Not one of those guys was reppin a NY team.


Salt-N-Pepper-

Lmao I saw this exact same post right above it (r/Unexpected)


bruce3434

Worldstar


elempiar

u/savevideo


Environmental_Mix444

The marijuana part made my day.


iclap2fap

😂😂😂😂 wtf


Orangebeardo

What's with the lady screaming like someone just ran over her baby?


midnightstreetlamps

Oh look, another reason why I'm moving straight to the boonies as soon as I can.


Ardeerdrp

I wonder if this accident was caused by a medical issue...like going into diabetic shock or something.


SilasX

/r/GTAorNYC


Gullible_Garbage_215

Do we know what happened after?


johnborton57

Let's see here....idiots in cars that have no idea how to drive...annoying speech...wannabe gangsters smoking weed...screeching women.... over the top reactions....Welcome to America! 💩💩💩


goodness___gracious

In what universe are these want to be gangsters? You OK? The guys are laughing and one of them seems not to know the other yet they’re sharing Weed. Are they want to be gangsters because they’re black? These guys are probably gonna be best friends forever. The story of them meeting is wild. Be careful buddy, You live in a town without Black people or something?


johnborton57

Yes as it happens I do


goodness___gracious

Imagine that


Fit_Dog6159

Not surprised….