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imagine it smashed off his head, not cool

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DistortedNoise

Reporter: you get that license plate? Cameraman: *zooming in on bottle* …yes


y8xi

Samsonite. I was way off.


allaboutmemyselfand1

Knew it started with an S though ☠️☠️


SomewhereAdvanced816

It's awesome comment


Skjoldogvennerne

Bottle kids


Diclessdondolan

Cory Trevor smokes let's go.


Joebidensthirdnipple

You don't even smoke Bubbles


no_lemom_no_melon

Give us a smoke hairdo


DankHumanman

Well, Ray used to be on the road as a trucker, and that's what truckers do. They're drivin' along, and they've got deadlines to meet... they don't wanna pull in and... park the truck, walk in, take a pee in the toilet, then go back out and get on the road... they just have a Henny bottle and they... put their bird in it, have a pee, cap it off, and once it's full they just drill the f\*\*\*in' thing out on the highway! I mean, I don't agree with it. I see where they're comin' from, trying to make their deadlines, but... Ray's been firing them all over the park like he's still drivin' a truck!


Gruvy-Master

The way she goes


igotjailbreakd

oww fuck i like that references


CaptainKangaroo_Pimp

I once saw a group of real life bottle kids in Northside Milwaukee


seffay-feff-seffahi

I'm friggin' telling!


imakepoorchoices2020

Every kid goes through phrases


martinluther3107

Water under the fridge. worst case ontario they go to jail


thebottlekids

It was not us


ga-co

They’re grown up by now.


Melancholic-Ordinary

I really hate it when people do that. One time, while I was waiting at a bus stop with other people, some random a*hole drove by and threw Indian curry food at us. I could not fathom out the reason behind their insolent behavior.


PixelmancerGames

I’ve had someone throw a drink at me from a car window before.


Immediate-Ad760

Once I was walking home from a convenience store with a bag in hand. It’s dark and someone screams “Payday!” at me from a passing car, then I feel something hit my hand. I walk home pissed off, then discover a Payday bar I didn’t buy in my bag. So it wasn’t all bad.


toxcrusadr

LOL that's awesome!


0kids4now

That happened to a friend of mine while he was out jogging. The idiots did it in a small town with a very recognizable car. He found where they lived and threw a brick through their window.


babababoons

I got hit by an apple in the calf while running once.


toxcrusadr

Were you on a yellow brick road at the time, and had just tried picking some apples?


Bran-a-don

It was a Doctor. Those nutters are cuckoo for apples.


llort_tsoper

One time I went for a bike ride, I could tell about 5 miles in that I should have eaten something or packed a snack bc I was not going to make it far. I stopped at a 711 and grabbed either a gatorade or a powerade. Can't remember which, but one of them has a bottle with a groove that *looks like* should definitely fit a bicycle bottle holder (narrator: it didn't). I have the full bottle of 'rade in the bottle holder, only calories I have for this entire ride and I hit a bump and the bottle pops out and goes rolling across a couple lanes. Not much traffic so I slow down to pull over and grab it and this a-hole in a mercedes swerves to hit the bottle. I mutter something like, "please don't" right before I hear a pop and see gatorade squirt onto the road. Honestly, it was a beautiful shot. Moving bottle and he hits it dead on with the front left tire. But fuck that guy. I didn't get to drink that 'rade, but I did get to drink in the satisfaction of knowing that I'm not the kind of person who goes out of his way to actively make other people's lives worse. I'm the kind of guy who makes other people's lives worse passively through laziness and procrastination.


BringThePayne420

My mates got a Macdonald's milkshake thrown at them but it didn't burst, they saw the car turn around to drive past and laugh with the window down. They then managed to nail the milkshake through the open window and it burst all over the windscreen inside the car.


Equal_Scare

My favorite response today.


mechapoitier

I was riding a bike with my infant daughter in the seat behind me and had a guy in the passenger seat of a Dodge Charger yell “F*CK YOU!” as loud as he could as it passed the other way. He had something in his hand. He didn’t throw it. I’m really glad he didn’t.


dhcp138

I get the feeling he should be glad he didn't too


ray3050

One time my really drunk friend and I were in the middle of suburbia waiting for an Uber and a car starts driving up and rolls down the window to throw Wendy’s at him I felt horrible but him being as drunk as he was, was incredibly happy cause he was eating the leftover fries lmao


Losingitall25

Glass half full kind of guy.


JesseLynx

A friend of mine was walking home in a bad area and someone stopped their car right next to him and shot at him with a paintball gun. He legally carries and thought they were shooting real bullets at him so returned fire. They sped off and police were called but as far as i know they never found the aggressors. Moral of the story, fuck around and find out.


PriusProblems

I drove past a group of school kids waiting for a bus recently, and one of them threw a (thankfully empty so no damage) water bottle at my car. Tbf I was driving through Slough so sort of asking for it.


dotfortun3

I had someone throw a bratwurst into the hood scoop of my car. To be fair it was a pretty good shot.


Bran-a-don

I used to work at Little Caesars as a sign waver and someone threw a rock at me. Like a river stone, not a pebble. Then when they missed they came around a second time and spit on me. Like 10 years ago and I still think about those fuckers.


FullyRisenPhoenix

I had some kids light bottle rockets at us last July 4th. It almost caused a serious accident on the highway, with my kids in the car. I was furious but the police wouldn’t even bother coming out.


sharabi_bandar

That's so fucked up. But it's also fucking hilarious. Sorry I can't stop laughing for some reason.


HairyNutsackNumber9

Indeed, their insolence is unfathamable!


DuneWulff

First “job” I ever had was being a sign spinner on the street corner. Lemme tell you I had more shit thrown at me, things yelled at me, etc Its a good thing most people couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn from 10 feet away.


prefonberry

When I was out on a run as a young teen, I got shot in the ear with a squirt gun by some dingdongs driving through the neighborhood


Own_Wolverine4773

Never seen that before, I hope they arrest the moron


tom208

Hopefully you didn't end up in a Korma?


brenno_263

In high school, I had a dude throw a whole watermelon at me from a moving car. Luckily it only hit my foot, but it was a long walk home and my foot was all sticky. Later found out his name was Ray-J. I've never exchanged a word with this dude, but he felt the need to watermelon me. Fuck you, Ray-J.


STICH666

Yeah never by Raycons now.


FishBlues

Someone threw ice at us years ago and my friend threw a baseball at their car and we ran as fast as we could taking shortcuts that cars couldn’t take lol


PulpSqwheeze

Some guy spat/hucked a huge wad of bubble gum square in the back from a car. I thought id been shot lol


giraffes1237

That’s terrible but not going to lie made me laugh out loud


sciron512

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


G1Yang2001

No, "total piece of shit" isn't sufficient to describe the driver. A more fitting description would be to say that the driver is a cancerous, inbred, brain dead, weapons-grade motherfucker of a bastard.


bmwsoldatome

Good aim though. Have to admit that much


Hops143

How do you know what he was trying to hit? He may have been aiming for the trash can.


KotzubueSailingClub

Or the very expensive camera pointed at the reporter


bmwsoldatome

True. Soooo…. Lucky hit on whatever he wasnt aiming at


fault_in_theAE35unit

Yeah but that's a really long sub reddit to type out


godickygodickygo

Yeah but that's such a long name for a subreddit


Kras_Masov

Well, okay, no. There are far worse people than this asshole, no need to hate jerk. Edit: They threw a bottle at a reporter, not murder a child. Not all anger has to be the righteous wrath of god.


ShitheadFailure

That driver is one of them, considering the obvious fact the bottle could've hit his head and killed the guy.


throwaway3728274

So, I’m not saying the driver isn’t an asshole, but your point is a tad redundant. The obvious fact is that almost anything can kill someone, that doesn’t make everyone an asshole. If a rollercoaster operator straps you into your seat, they’re an asshole now. If a bus driver takes your ticket, they’re an asshole now. If a skydiver instructor jumps with you out of the plane, they’re an asshole now.


joan_wilder

“Some people do worse things, therefore this guy throwing a glass bottle at a stranger is not an asshole.” Some people are dumber than you, but that doesn’t mean that you aren’t *really fucking dumb*.


AllahsLastWill

man these similes make absolutely no sense lmao


Simple_Olive

He threw alcohol bottle from the car that means he was drinking and driving while doing this shit. I think he is one of the worse people.


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Simple_Olive

Yup, he certainly drank the alcohol from the bottle days before. After many days he thought like let's take the bottle for joy ride. In mid ride there was a argument between him and he asked the bottle to leave the car after which the bottle went and hit the reporter. Not his fault the reporter was the one at a wrong place at a wrong time. Common man he has to be high like a kite to do something stupid like this.


throwaway3728274

Well, I know somebody who I don’t want investigated crimes. It is totally feasible that it was an empty bottle from days ago- you’re assuming the worst to fit a narrative. I leave McDonalds bags in my car from days ago, why would an alcohol bottle be any different?


AllahsLastWill

first of all, an open container is an open container, you will be at least put through a sobriety test and subsequently detained if you have a alcohol level over .08 then you will be arrest for DUI p. s. clean your fucking car bro thats disgusting


The_Racho

You're full of shitty takes. I bet you've been on r/carbage before, clean out your car.


AdfatCrabbest

Assuming the worst to fit a narrative? No, assuming the most probable to determine what likely happened. What’s more likely? The alcohol was consumed in the car and the bottle was left there, or the alcohol was consumed somewhere else, THEN they decided to bring the empty bottle into the car and leave it there for a few days?


shithouse_wisdom

Because an empty gives probable cause to get yourself arrested if you ever get pulled over? Are you dumb?


throwaway3728274

No- and I’m surely not dumb enough to assume somebody was drinking and driving only because they have an alcohol container in the car. I fully understand that an empty bottle is PC- but PC doesn’t make somebody drunk boss.


shithouse_wisdom

Hey, dummy. You asked what the difference was between an empty in your car and a empty McDiabetes bag was. I told you.


Simple_Olive

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FlokiTrainer

Stop using your car as a trash can. It's weird.


ynniv8

Like you?


Kras_Masov

Lol


XivaKnight

There are worse people, yes, but the thing is the mindset required to do something like this is particularly heinous. You could be some corporate villain mastermind knowingly giving people aides to turn a profit, but there is a disconnect there that the mind can erase and justify. If nothing else, it can be rationalized through a cost-benefit analyses on a moral scale (Which do not get me wrong, it is by the worse act by an incomparable margin). It does take a particularly deviant person to do something like this random act of violence. To bring it around to inevitable Hitler, Hitler performed the worst deeds known to man, but it is unlikely he is the worst person or even anywhere close. He was just the worst person to have the power to commit horrible deeds. I have no idea why I typed up an essay in response to a random internet comment.


StimpyMD

Man that sub makes me feel like maybe we need to feed some people feet first into a chipper. Maybe like 75% of you.


Always_Jerking

Wait a minute... https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/qf9isk/friend\_of\_a\_friend\_a\_while\_back\_the\_more\_he\_added/


DutDiggaDut

It all adds up. He glad he alive tho


saramarie16

This video posted by op is in Cincinnati ohio


flugx009

I immediately thought of this post too XD


ChildCrippler69

Once I was riding my bike to a midnight shift and someone that was heading towards me threw a full can of monster at me. It hit my handlebars and exploded all over me and my uniform.


Olliebkl

I’m not sure why someone saw you riding to work and thought, ‘you know what, let’s throw this full can of monster at him’ I just cannot wrap my head around it lol


ChildCrippler69

To top it off they were going about 80 in a 45. Blacked out Mercedes. It probably would've killed me had it hit my body


Olliebkl

Yikes, anything moving that fast is going to do a lot of damage, if it hit you, you would’ve undoubtedly fallen off and yeah, could’ve been killed


SybianMobileDisco

Maybe not the best Hennessy ad I've ever seen, but perhaps the most accurate.


WalmartGreder

man, my then-teenage brother and his girlfriend were out on a walk one day, and kids drove by and hit them with water balloons. One of the balloons hit the girl in the face, and really damaged an eye. They had to do surgery to fix it, and they weren't sure if she was going to be blind in that eye or not. The eye healed fine, but it was pretty scary for a while. It's been 20 years, and my brother is with someone else now, but he still gets upset talking about it.


dpb73ca

POS move


Feeling-Beach-7435

Good on the camera guy for getting that plate number! Oh, wait, never mind!


RippedYogieBear

That’s a tough bottle, just as well it didn’t hit his noggin


BigOleJellyDonut

We all know the type of trash that drinks Hennessey on the regular.


axmantim

I mean, it was literally created for them.


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Ratchet af


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Little_Baller

Not possible. This video is from [2020 in Cincinnati](https://www.reddit.com/r/cincinnati/comments/gvlihm/cincinnati_reporter_hit_in_the_back_with_a_bottle/) and the post you shared the guy tags East Charlotte. So while the timing of the events isn’t clear, the location difference makes it impossible.


finaljive

Could be, but he was driving a Benz


maxman162

What he was actually driving and what he said he was driving might not be the same.


finaljive

He didn’t say he was driving anything. I noticed the trim and seats and recognized it as a MB


maxman162

He could have been sitting in a friend's car for the video to pretend he owned it. And maybe it was just a mirrored image, but at one point it looked like he was in the passenger seat.


BlackCatZack

Asshole move, but dammed good aim.


DiscoMagicParty

*I’m just gonna rustle his feathers a bit* *hey asshole! Move to the si..* *ohhh shit* *yeeeah you’ve got a good bit of mountain bike in your axel bro*


Kuzon64

Probably my favorite episode


DiscoMagicParty

*sir we’re interested in these wicker chairs but we’re totally unwilling to pay full price for them*


Jaxck

That’s assault with a deadly weapon & fleeing the scene.


cameltako

Of course it's an Altima


whoisfryingbaloney

Wonder if they were white kids.


subhumanContinent

Hennything can happen


SeductiveSoup

Onetime a friend and I were in Baltimore walking around. A car drove past and threw a half full beer bottle at us, and without missing a beat my friend picked it up before it could even roll, and launched it back at the car. He destroyed the rear window and left a gnarly dent in the pillar. If you're gonna be an asshole, you better be ready to meet other assholes.


STICH666

Of course it came out of a tinted Altima.....


ordu13

Camera should have zoomed in to get the license plate then he could have pressed charges.


hammy070804

Hennessey, go figure


Hit_man9

Hennessey that coming.


psuedophilia

Of course its an Altima driver


SungamCorben

Its called Henry's attack, and widely used by virgin problematic "kids" that still live with mom after 25 yo


maralagosinkhole

I gave up on road cycling after getting one too many liquor bottles tossed at me or at the paceline I was riding with. I can't understand the irrational hatred of cyclists or anybody who might think it's funny to throw a glass bottle at a human being from a moving car


The_Crescent

Hey, Malkovich! Think fast!


Mad-_-Doctor

That’s aggravated battery.


Kronos4eeveee

“Enhance”


KotzubueSailingClub

littering and.... littering and...


Herbisher_Berbisher

Hennessy is swill.


SnooRabbits7145

Some people are just peices of sheeet


Evunee

The camera man would rather get the shot of the sitting still bottle on the ground than attempt to get the license plate lmao


spunzish

Probably because they saw a white gut reporting the news and they wanted to continue their worthless life as a piece of shit.


castfam09

Because they’re a***oles


FlockOfBacon

You can say assholes.


Simple_Olive

Assholes


jontss

Should be charged with attempted murder imo.


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runguns86

Ever notice that group of people only takes with no regard for who they hurt in the process?


ShadowsWandering

What group?


Simple_Olive

I know what you are trying to do..


early_midlifecrisis

Have the balls to properly express your shitty opinions, or STFU.


runguns86

What opinion are you talking about?


boniqmin

Probably had some bottled up anger


thejoyboel

They're in an Altima too, dangerous people right there


RedditCringetopia

Should have zoomed in on the car instead of the bottle. since its hennesy i can only guess what the race of the person was and im not going to say it because if anyone downvotes me ir gets mad it means they think the same thing.


axmantim

Actually it doesn't. You can think one race, others can think another race, others yet can downvote you for thinking "a specific race". I downvoted because you thought you were being clever, but actually you're kinda dumb


RedditCringetopia

Please be honest and only answer if you are being honest but if you had to guess what race was it


axmantim

Well considering I know the history of the company and specifically who it was marketed to, my answer is biased.


RedditCringetopia

Hahahahah i know i know


Duvelthehobbit

North Korean?


DrShabink

Why "did" they.... (You're welcome, I'm just here to help. Send "Henny" if you feel you must reward my great deeds)


MC_Dickie

OP Blind AF... it hit him in his back, not his head..


trackedonwire

Everyone gripes about the lying complicit media, then defends them when someone actually strikes back.


DiscoMagicParty

Is this not the same interview where a bunch of gunshots ring out? This shot looks very familiar but I don’t remember this part.


FattMlagg69

What flying henny bottles and multiple gun shots! Say it ain’t so!


saramarie16

No. Both in Cincinnati tho


DiscoMagicParty

Damn so wonder if that actually is the same spot? If I recognize a street corner in the hood of Cincinnati..on the other side of the country, solely from a Reddit video of some poor white dude getting pelted with a Henny bottle and again from a casual shootout during an interview then I think I spend too much time here.


HairyNutsackNumber9

"Look mom im on the news!"


FOWM_Sterling

Glad they were on camera. Fuck thugs.


stormstormstorms

Philadelphia?


EGH6

How the hell did that bottle not break when hitting the ground


fr1endk1ller

Plot twist [the guy from this video threw it and crashed]( https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/qf9isk/friend_of_a_friend_a_while_back_the_more_he_added/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


sandwhichautist

Of course it’s a Maxima.


Jak_n_Dax

Back in Jr high, my buddies and I were skateboarding down the street when a car full of older kids came past. They slowed down and one of them threw some kind of drink bottle at my friend. With a split second reaction, one of my other buddies threw his open Gatorade at them before they could speed off. It went in the window and splattered all over the inside of the car. They slammed on the brakes and started to get out to fight us, but we just raised our skateboards like weapons, so they just drove off instead. It was some glorious instant karma.


Ok_Style8293

I hate it enough people when the throw bottles out of their cars. It make it hard to ride my bike without risking a flat, but out right throwing it at someone that's just disgraceful.


KOMRADE_ANDREY

Detroit


ovide187

Nice zoom in on the bottle. Praise THAT camera man 😂


Awkward_Growth_6265

Pretty accurate throw from a sunroof moving car


JWal0

Suckas really shouldn’t play hit em with the Hennessyyyy


Some_Candidate2531

This is why you don’t drink drive and yeet shit out of your window


3llaphant

I read it as "imagine it smashed his head off, that would be cool" lmao


CORVlN

Smack up ya moms like I slapped Johnnie Guiness 3 o'clock yesterday I don't care what they say Suckas really shouldn't play Hit em with the Hennessaaaaay


mccoyjr

Paid ads are getting weird


Utter_horse_schitt

That is uhhhh Hennessy bottle


journeylovelive

Oohh Henny! That is assault with a deadly weapon.


Equal_Scare

A drunk friend of mine in the passenger seat of a buddies car threw a beer bottle at a store sign. The bottle held together until it dropped on the hood of the police car parked under the sign. Oops!


BloodyBumbleBee

Hennessy, go ahead and guess what the job status and rep sheet the a-hole has. Hint: It’s just as poor as his taste in liquor.


mzury60

Them shits do not break lol. When I was in hs my friends and I were at this party in some area we probably had no business in, but this fight breaks out and this guy hits this other dude with a henny bottle straight in the back of the head and that shit just *BONKED* right off and a whole fight ensued. That shit was funny lol, we were there for like 4 minutes.


Faqutooahole

That right there is a hate crime!


American_godfather

The headline reads "arrests made as curfew goes into effect" so apparently people are pissed at msm and their shitty gov


Honest_Cynic

Threw it out the sunroof and good shot, so narrows it down to paperboys. No cap, so an "open container" violation.


pointgodpoints

That Henny hit different. Literally.


Tarps-celom

No but seriously, I read 'imagine'...the title is literally just him and the picture with the quote lol


OkNefariousness795

Because they arent reporting viable news. Theyre just stirring up the pot and keeping people distracted…


Triggerdamus

Given some of the bullshit reporters spew out, or fake weather reports. I have no issues with this.


JasonIsBaad

Given some of the bullshit people spew out, or the fake news they share on Facebook. I have no issues with someone hitting you with a bottle. Do you see how stupid your comment is now?


Triggerdamus

>Given some of the bullshit people spew out, or the fake news they share on Facebook. I have no issues with someone hitting you with a bottle. >Do you see how stupid your comment is now For every action, there's a reaction. You sure ya wanna find out what that reaction would be? lol


JasonIsBaad

Uhm yeah I guess?


-_-_-----_-___

NGL that was a sweet throw.


TheHolyToast_

Dude that’s an honor. They let you hit the Henny.