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demalex0

the really strange thing is that the two pistons are half a block away from the dirt block


MythicalBeast42

For piston heads to meet they need to be two blocks apart, and I'm assuming the animator didn't want to "move" the dirt block, but rather just have it explode sitting still. So it had to between two blocks


BRENNEJM

This is the first thing I noticed too.


Deutschlands_Kaiser

What bothers me more is that the pistons seem to be rotated. The piston head texture should be rotated 90°.


knightofkent

Oh FUCK you for making me see this buddy


jacosbinerd

Oh, yeah, I see


weshart98

I like it very much. But the explosion of dirt seems like more that pistons would be doing going the speed they are. But that being said I like it that's very cool


slightlysleepydog

i think the fun of these animations is in the exaggerated block explosions lol. i would be interested to see a more realistic one though!


weshart98

Yeah that is a good point.


[deleted]

The reason they explode is because the little "pixels" cant compress and are already perfectly stacked. As such they have no where to go and just all explode sideways at the same time. Its like the hydraulic press channel crushing candles or stones. Especially with stones they hold together until the just explode all at once.


weshart98

Makes sense. Makes sense.


[deleted]

This could be solved by giving them some give which would make them squishy and that would be really cool to watch.


Abshalom

Yeah, and since the pistons are position-controlled, they have effectively infinite force, meaning there's no buildup to the block breaking like you would see in an actual press.


[deleted]

i understand what you mean, but whats actually happening is that the pistons dont have any calcuable mass because they arent rigid bodies. this lack of mass means a lack of momentum, meaning theres no impact energy. this means that the actually rigid dirt pixels are simply given vectors whose speed is determined by the pistons speed and gravity. like others said above, if they were soft bodies, it wouldnt happen.


cableses

Would’ve probably been better if they used stone considering how it crumbles instead of being squished


weshart98

But also maybe I don't know what I'm talking about.


St321Kabanos

Having RTX is fun, isnt it?


ItsWediTurtle77

I think the pistons are moving in real time


Turence

maybe dirt blocks have a lot of built up internal pressure


planetirfsoilscience

Nah dude, dirt explodes.... Look up Fragipans - they pop.


HQMatrixMod2

r/ihadastroke


brunoticianelli

The explosion should be in the same speed as the pistons


TheRealStevo

The “pixels” they’re using don’t compress very much, if at all, so instead of being squished together like a rubber ball would they all shoot out of the sides like trying to crush a rock with a hydraulic press. Idk how easy it is to fix but I agree with you


whopperlover17

I think it is tbh, it’s just that the pistons literally close 100% to the atomic scale and that’s why everything shoots out.


NMDA01

Uh huh


RubenGamess

Nice satisfying animation! People seem to like this so see you in hot!


MagmaCubeBoom

Hey OP. A user named “ilikepats” on YouTube is stealing almost all your videos posted here and gaining off of them. He claims in his descriptions he gives credit, but there’s no u/ or links anywhere. Here he stole this one: https://youtu.be/gsWxfqupzl8


Ayvocado

Good find! Don’t understand when people say they don’t take credit, yet don’t give credit...


UltraUltimateRedit

Squish..


lutkul

Welcome back to the hydraulic press channel


starcoder

Velcome to de Hydraulic Press Channel


Aaftorn

I can hear that line


Acid_Basil

A sign, too many times have you been up at 1am


vegetable-lookin-ass

Talk like yoda you do


Lasidar

And here ve go!


TheWolfFromNether

*Hidraulic press channel it's punching the air right now*


Uncle-Jesseppe

I assume 3d animation? Satisfying


GooperBea

no this is real gameplay from vanilla minecraft


Uncle-Jesseppe

Lol


vegetable-lookin-ass

Duh


Alfarex1

Yeah, Cinema4D


MachoMeatball

Cronch


royaltek

oUCh


a_nobody567

Damn that was satisfying


SirDiviney

This really is how it should be in game.


underage_wamen

Poor pc


mccatlvr

watching this while Merzbow is playing is so soothing


Zax71_again

What software did you use? I’d like to make some animations myself!


CoolNinja539

i’m not sure if they used blender or not. but blender is a good free animation software, there’s so much in it for a free program


Kavaxiz

I wish that when two pistons pushed the same block into each other it dropped the block... It would be so much easier to farm then


GamerBoyMike

Why did I think it was going to squish


CM_Checkmate

So basically the dirt block is made of many tiny dirt blocks that are not actually stuck together so they crumble when forced?


Vulcan2Coool

I think it would’ve been better if there was some resistance and then the dirt broke after the pistons pushed harder


j-raine

hydraulic press channel


AchtungToaster

Sipsco finest


Broseph_Stalin__

Jeez how long did this take to render?


Alfarex1

Around 30-40 minutes


EthanMcBloxxer

The initial side-crushing of the dirt makes it look like the volcanic eruption a second later is unrealistic.


Monkey_BBZ

I honestly thought I was the only one who noticed. Shouldn't the entire brick collapse at the same time, not explode off like a bar of cutting soap?


VarKraken

What happens if its bedrok


B33bo

You die


DudeItsCake

What it looks like after eating 3 AM taco bell


SerialMurderer420

Is it just me or are these getting just so annoying at this point?


vegetable-lookin-ass

It’s you I think


Doctor_Sigmund_Freud

Yeah. Someone found the physics presets in blender


El_Jeffy0

try to do this with obsidian


JollyWatson

I wish we could break blocks like this, it was disappointing when I tried


Ladvarg

Wait, that's illegal.


gahlardduck

What's with animations like these always having the face of the piston be sideways lol


Dat_koosh

So this is how they create chocolate bars


sushitastesgood

Science has gone too far.


King_CurlySpoon

NEVER STOP


Kyrozis

Dirt has been found guilty. Time for the punishment!


Goodperson5656

ooh chocolate. I think the explosion would suit a sawmill though.


Infinitous_

You just broke physics by inserting physics


luke5273

Looks good, but I would add some clumping to the dirt


TroubledDoggo

Replace the dirt with a nuclear explosion right when the piston touches it, sums up what literally happens lol


AlanGeisse

Where is the mini cubes? 8)


WhyIsLifeSoWeird

That’s so satisfying, I could watch it for hours


P0werPuppy

Why is it a half block off?! Also your renders are awesome.


Netflixx001

It exploded on impact, atleast make the pistons squish it first


bart9h

the explosion is very exaggerated


GeorgeTheChicken

Did you use blender for this?


Ludwig_Von_Cringe

That's irriely satisfying, and i don't like that (ok but in all seriousness, good job)


worldserpent23

Gone. Reduced to atoms


Vitztlampaehecatl

*Valkom to de Hudrolik Press Chanel*


Dark_halocraft

This is awesome but the same time I hate it


uncle-tyrone

I wonder if their could be mod out there where blocks have different weight tolerances, like dirt could support some stone but put too much on top then splat, dirt collapses, unless you make it actually structurally work like a foundation or something


Elite368

Why this looks so much like Chisel and Bits


sofie307

Wait, that's illegal


gamrmoment

Really cool


titaniummelons_

its not a hydraulic press against glass jesus christ mate


skinnyJay

Your work is super dope! In a future video, you should render a floating gravity block like water or sand, and show it falling realistically to throw us off 😁


Zanthr

I wanna see this with a slime block instead of dirt, with physics to match


flameoguy

doesn't feel very realistic


Carwie_

Oddly satisfying and dissatisfying at the same time. Very cool


Cr3zyTom

I don't like how the dirt is halfway placed between 2 blocks


fether_bill

The dirt is placed between two blocks and it bugs me


Professional_Emu_164

The explosive motion of the dirt bits makes no sense


dlham11

Something that’s bothering me is simply... there’s a block between the pistons and the dirt, therefore they would literally just touch the dirt.


Deppresso_Esspresso-

It’s really weird but really cool at the same time


Pokememe-lord

Oddly satisfying


JB-from-ATL

We must deal with it.


tommyschwarz

That would be an awesome feature if 2 pistons could break a block


xXNathan_mailerXx

S A T I S F Y I N G


Ywas

r/oddlysatisfying


IceDevilSlayerVulkai

So satisfying


narutonaruto

Wait but that’s illegal


TopcodeOriginal1

Show me dae wae


[deleted]

Cool and satisfying.


MinatoArysato

Wait, no that's illegal


Kzer_2019

Me in the bathroom watching this:


edpao13x

I thought it was gonna be more of a squish


HYPERHAMSTER534

Nice, some criticism though: The explosion seemed a bit too fast compared to the piston speed, and there also seemed to be a bit too many of the particles coming out


GrassySkiesHD

2 pistons 1 dirt


IamLettuce13

This is beyond science


EXP-N52-PROTOCOL

We should be able to crush blocks with pistons


Chimi-R

i like this but how did you end up with more dirt than you started with?


bigpigion

Now do it with villagers


Spaceshitter23

Oddly satisfying anyone?


Herr_Backfisch

very good animation


I_sayWhatIthink

Is that blender 3d?


NightKing48

It’s not the most perfectly accurate animation, but super cool and satisfying nonetheless


maxeli95

If you ever placed anything between two pistons facing each other, you’re a psychopath.


burned_pixel

Wait! That's illegal!


[deleted]

r/MakeMeSuffer


NoSuperman10

Hello, and welcome to the Redstone Piston Channel. Today, we are going to crush some dirt blocks.


EnderkrakenALT

Not how gravity works but ok


Grandstar8504

r/oddlysatisfying


Tardigrade333

Fastest “Replay Video” in the west


AetherDrew43

Oooh yes!


deagan15

Wait. That’s illegal


Chinches67

I hate these and love it at the same time.


la_hanz

Damn the new hydraulic press asmr looks dope


spaghettiman307

Hydrauling press channel, pixelated


DogDavid

The piston face is sideways


CrackerzWasTaken

If only the main game could do that xD


KharapaAksanala

This hurts my ocd, the dirt block isn't positioned in a full blocks space. The dirt block is 1/2 in the left and half in the right.


Dr_Papersalt

HOW


CoolNinja539

animating?


Dr_Papersalt

How


CoolNinja539

in blender


Dr_Papersalt

You can use a blender to animate? How


CoolNinja539

no, blender is a animation program https://www.blender.org/about/


Omyo-wa-mou-shinderu

Satisfying af


mrk7_-

We need a fart sound


Ll17_apz

I didn’t read the title and somehow that scared me to peices


OfficerJuicey

i want m yhead to be the dirt and a girl's thighs the pistons


iKingCooper

I’m very disappointed in you son...


Hezzu137

Pretty satisfying


_lemonlad

These low effort blender projects need their own subreddit.


RoulReddit

Just... thank you


TheAvacadoBandit

I cannot begin to imagine how much effort went into editing all those particles...I hope you win a Ternion friend!


Khydo_

Another month of similar low effort post


Shmarfle47

Why are the pistons sideways?


Luiiisnick

I just came


Seco2600

That’s wasn’t nice


ferret_king10

Me when I find poop


DiabloDeals

Source?


JaketheFURRYBOIOwO

We need this


baiizx

25 thousands likes for a simple render holy shit *takes notes*


Kahlinnnnnnnnn

i nutted


Skibub

Get ready for a new “satisfying” trend


Jokes_19

Alternatively: A girl's thighs My head


crestio123

XD


[deleted]

Why did this guy get downvoted