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By - nobody384
holy shit dream penis
Do dreamgenders have this as their genitals
I'm sorry please don't hurt me
No this is how the “dreamgender” mutants from Chernobyl looks like
Otherwise known as "Stans"
attracted to OH GORGE
What the ever loving fuck is that (do I really want to know)
People claimed they were “dreamgender” or “a dream”
I’m going to have a stroke
I Am afraid my felow redittor that I must feel fear right now
its funny because he is a penis himself
White terracotta or hardened clay
Minecraft is Minecraft! Remember that ;)
You can talk shit and praise both versions though they both have their problems, for instance bedrock can only have shields or totems in the off-hand, Neither has good combat, Java can be very laggy, bedrock has microtransactions
The microtransactions are the primary reason I prefer Java. Also that its easier to export your worlds as well as use command blocks.
Exporting worlds i wayyyyyyy easier on bedrock. There is literally an "export world" button built in game.
Also importing worlds is much easier to do to, you just simply open the world file, and it suddenly is imported into the game.
why? You don't need to use them & you can still download stuff for free like Java
Ok but there other sites to get texture pack and add-ons on bedrock like mcpedl.
I just said that. You can still download stuff for free LIKE Java. When I said you can download things for free, it was talking about bedrock's ability to also download stuff for free.
The only thing that makes me sometimes hate bedrock is stuff like the off hand just been useful for some stuff, and don’t having the option of using the scroll to pick up a block that isn’t in the hot bar, I play it in the ps4
Have you keybinding pick block in settings. I think pick block, not auto keybinded on a controller?
Wow, thanks for that, now when playing bedrock I will not suffer for that, even thought not been able to put torches in the of hand sucks
The Dream Ream, so you can Ream, Cream, then Watch Dream
this is the one. you have peaked, child.
Dream's personality in two words
Head on a pp, so Dickhead
I cannot read what you are saying
How did you do that?
with a help of jif
Very brave of you to say that. The stans will consume you
I'm desensitized at this point
This isn’t Twitter. Most Dream fans here are reasonable people, unlike the ones on twitter
No god please nooooo
Comments gonna be so toxic theyre radioactive.
At least we can all agree on that
Redstone active 😎
Op: The comment section is gonna be toxic
the comment section: D R E A M C O C K
Definitely not what I expected
I play education edition, java, pe and I want bedrock
what version of minecraft do you play?
Me, who plays on Samsung Smart Fridge: Pathetic.
Me who simulates Minecraft with shaders on my brain
PE is Bedrock tho
for pc i meant
For PC, its Windows 10 Edition (yes only Windows 10 for Bedrock on PC)
And that’s a fact
both versions have ups and downs i play on java cuz im used to it
I play bedrock and I think java is better, but they are both good
Same. There are lots of mods I want to try out, but I don't have a PC to get Java, which is much better for modding than Bedrock.
I can still gets some mods on my Xbox, but they're very limited when compared to Java.
Plus there's the servers and commands and everything in Java that aren't in Bedrock that I wanna try out.
Like I said, you haven't play Java yet, how do you know it's better?
I played it at a friend's house before and I tested a couple mods, but there's so much more stuff in Java I want to test out.
minecraft is minecraft
If you haven't played Java, how do you know it's better?
I know the merits
I play java. Im not a fan of dream, maybe dream enjoyer. He does have some skill. But minecraft is minecraft and you cant change the fact that its an epic game
average dream enjoyer
i play both :)
i mostly play bedrock cuz my laptop can’t really run java and most of my friends play bedrock
I play pirated versions of both
How do you pirate bedrock edition ?
I have pe in mobile
I have pe in pocket
its easy even easier than java
I like bedrock pe for one reason : I can break a lot of blocks in a wide range in the same position. But idk about pc tho as I never played in that
yep, it's 1 block more range, "to help mobile players"
Toxic PC Players gonna be like "No it's not fair, why do they get benefits"
Bet you don't play the 3DS edition huh
i do actually
same, java is better but it lags so much for me so i usually do bedrock
Don’t be a toxic baby don’t be a dickhead be a
Shut up and take my upvote:![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)
Education Edition Players: M.E.G.A Chad
Technically bedrock edition
*Minecraft is Minecraft!!*
Not saying bedrock is shit but its bullshit how unstable it is. Me and my friends have lost plenty of worlds
But bedrock has better frame rate and chunk loading. Most PCs can play Java though.
Yeah, but those chunks only render blocks. Redstone don't work, mobs don't move, animal breeding countdown doesn't tick down, plants don't grow etc
Java has entity loading and lazy chunks too.
But they are further
I play legacy edition
Average minecraft screen saver enjoyer
Average Xbox 360 edition enjoyer
This is terrifyingly accurate
Bedrock just kinda annoys me, but Minecraft's Minecraft. If I'm in a pinch and need to consume some Craftmine, Bedrock's there. What makes me annoyed is the fact that it has bugs from Java Edition alpha.
Platform wars are stupid
OMGEE IS THAT DWEAM??!!?! *foams at the mouth*
“Average Java Enjoyer” doesn’t particularly mean you’ll automatically hate Bedrock.
He didn’t even say that
Thanks for defending me during my sleep
It is implied everybody who enjoys Java is a dick
It’s a dream icon the dick shape is just because it looks similar to the dream icon
No what i mean is that the average "java fan" is a dick, and if youre not a dick and you enjoy java then you are simply a minecraft enjoyer
So you say you dont hate bedrock? You're an average minecraft enjoyer, thats it congrats
No, it's referring to toxic bedrock, toxic java, and normal people
Precisely. Thanks you for defending me while I sleep
uhh... i honestly don't want to choose 1 side, i'm more of both because each version has 2 things you want
like iphones and androids, both exclusives are great so having both is sort of a better thing
but yeah sometimes i wish a had java.
Sorry babe, the dream condom stays on.
yea bedrock is not really nice, black and unbrekable.... and from what ive heard java is complex and hard to learn... but minecraft is definitely a good game, so i agree with you
No version is more complex. They're the same mostly. Java just has mods
Bedrock has mods too, there's just not as many bedrock mods as there are Java mods.
huh, never heard of bedrock mods.
Bedrock actually had mod support.
why is black listed as a downside?????? Lmao
I just prefer regular coffee
I don't drink coffee
Raspberry pi edition
4J for ever
Console gang. I see
Game is game
We are all playing the same game in the end so what if people play different versions, or different game modes, or if they focus more on building or mining. We can just all have fun playing the game we all love
Minecraft is Minecraft
I play pi version and ds version only
Everyone has their own opinions.
But all I know is that java is the better platform for me.
Minecraft is good either way but we can all agree that java is better but that doesn't make bedrock bad
MINECRAFT IS MINECRAFT
No 9ne is actually arguing which one is better because we're all focused on dream penis. Good job
Dream is always a java players. Understand it
the server my brother made for us and our friends (we play primarily on java) supports bedrock because of a plug-in or smthn idk but we have reached peak togetherness with those of bedrock 😊 also i enjoy both versions; in fact i started playing on bedrock (pe)!
How does redstone happen for those joining you on bedrock
If I were to guess I'd say the redstone is all handled server side so it'd act like Java edition even though its being placed by a bedrock player. Could be wrong though.
you are correct!!
the server is hosted on java, so everything runs like it’s on java :) another example is that since java has the nether roof but bedrock doesn’t, bedrock players can go on the nether roof, and the game is kinda tricked into thinking they’re in the end instead, so they can go onto the roof. :)
That is so epic poggers
Why is this being downvoted he just said hi
You know they were both insulted in the meme right Java and bedrock
I just wanna play Minecraft, but I do mostly prefer Bedrock
Jd-plays best bedrock channel
No Toycat is.
Omg the comment gonna be a warzone not only Dream is mentioned but its the Java vs Bedrock as well
I didnt mention dream at all. Didnt think of it as dick dream until I saw the comments
I am not dream although I am a dick
As someone who played bedrock most of last year, fuck bedrock
Minecraft is minecraft
why? I mean it's not as good, but really really close.
Micro transactions can fuck right off, they’ve been lessening support for java because it doesn’t really make revenue as much as bedrock and it’s marketplace
What about 3ds edition
I haven't seen too many of those
I've got one
And you don't play any other versions?
I play all 3 versions
Do I look like pp
Both. Both are good
The bedrock thing is so true if you like bedrock. I play bedrock so I can say these thing
I like Java for the controls and modifications, but I like Bedrock, because it allows me to play minecraft with my friend who I haven't seen in years
As much as I can recognise that certain limitations are for the benefit of being able to be played on a wide array of systems it seems like every time I’m starting to look past versions and just enjoy Minecraft for the game it is I’ll find some other small thing that’ll disproportionally annoy me. Tabbing out and back in, how the load works, apparently I can’t make a monitor and keyboard, Endermen farm? nope, compact redstone? Sometimes, animals just disappearing randomly more often (though they do spawn much more often, which is a great change), jump breaking something is no longer possible, off-hand nope...