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peepee_men2

holy shit dream penis


memesrtt-to

Pream


TheScientifreakPlays

Dreanis.


FDLforPresident

White Cream


TheScientifreakPlays

Drea-P-PP


CrafterDaemon

Cream


Mero369

apologize, now


memesrtt-to

Nah


HeeHee702

Do dreamgenders have this as their genitals I'm sorry please don't hurt me


spearojustice

No this is how the “dreamgender” mutants from Chernobyl looks like


VampireMain

Otherwise known as "Stans"


Carguysnotfound

attracted to OH GORGE


Dim0ndDragon15

What the ever loving fuck is that (do I really want to know)


DylanDaDoughnut

People claimed they were “dreamgender” or “a dream”


Dim0ndDragon15

I’m going to have a stroke


MaFeHu

I Am afraid my felow redittor that I must feel fear right now


I_Smoke_Quack

Degenerates


unavailablediamond

Peen


iHarrySon

its funny because he is a penis himself


I_Smoke_Quack

Yeah.


GIFSuser

Cream


Z0UKKINA

White terracotta or hardened clay


itsMeMAQG

Minecraft is Minecraft! Remember that ;)


DeathlordYT

You can talk shit and praise both versions though they both have their problems, for instance bedrock can only have shields or totems in the off-hand, Neither has good combat, Java can be very laggy, bedrock has microtransactions


Zeewild

The microtransactions are the primary reason I prefer Java. Also that its easier to export your worlds as well as use command blocks.


MadelinelineMade

Exporting worlds i wayyyyyyy easier on bedrock. There is literally an "export world" button built in game. Also importing worlds is much easier to do to, you just simply open the world file, and it suddenly is imported into the game.


CreeperslayerX5

why? You don't need to use them & you can still download stuff for free like Java


OmniKenny

Ok but there other sites to get texture pack and add-ons on bedrock like mcpedl.


CreeperslayerX5

I just said that. You can still download stuff for free LIKE Java. When I said you can download things for free, it was talking about bedrock's ability to also download stuff for free.


VINICIUS1029

The only thing that makes me sometimes hate bedrock is stuff like the off hand just been useful for some stuff, and don’t having the option of using the scroll to pick up a block that isn’t in the hot bar, I play it in the ps4


CreeperslayerX5

Have you keybinding pick block in settings. I think pick block, not auto keybinded on a controller?


VINICIUS1029

Wow, thanks for that, now when playing bedrock I will not suffer for that, even thought not been able to put torches in the of hand sucks


HyDroXyZin

Dick Dream


duck_ducker_of_doom

cream


Tejetski

The Dream Ream, so you can Ream, Cream, then Watch Dream


Dr_Joe_NH

this is the one. you have peaked, child.


P-Code

Dreanis


HeeHee702

Dream's personality in two words


spearojustice

Head on a pp, so Dickhead


AceScropions

Dripck


spearojustice

I cannot read what you are saying


AceScropions

AMOGUS DRIP ![gif](giphy|l0Ex3TbuoETxNAMfe)


MoongodRai057

How did you do that?


AceScropions

with a help of jif ![gif](giphy|tfWtcCDhLZI2I)


Disastrous_Kiwi2434

![gif](giphy|tfWtcCDhLZI2I)


ZeB3drockWarr10r

![gif](giphy|tfWtcCDhLZI2I)


Carguysnotfound

dream cock


WiseF

Very brave of you to say that. The stans will consume you


HeeHee702

I'm desensitized at this point


random-user-420

This isn’t Twitter. Most Dream fans here are reasonable people, unlike the ones on twitter


xDarthxColex

No god please nooooo


stijndielhof123

Comments gonna be so toxic theyre radioactive.


cerealdig

Drick


Smol_Claw

At least we can all agree on that


nobody384

"Dream penis"


Declan-S

Redstone active 😎


S-K_215

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


Wooden_chest

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


kiwicracker234

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


Testificate_campfire

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


Carguysnotfound

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


1Cryptic_Phoenix

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


CausingSquid432

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


random_name4837

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


Fookn-Laser-Soights

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


IHateAphmau

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


nobody384

Woah


Pokezilla_Rogod

dream penis


nobody384

dream penis


wdcipher

Op: The comment section is gonna be toxic the comment section: D R E A M C O C K


nobody384

Definitely not what I expected


Bathroom_Ninja

I play education edition, java, pe and I want bedrock


Carguysnotfound

what version of minecraft do you play? **YES**


random_name4837

Me, who plays on Samsung Smart Fridge: Pathetic.


MinerMinecrafter

Me who simulates Minecraft with shaders on my brain


Bathroom_Ninja

Cheating


Wooshmeifulikedicc

PE is Bedrock tho


Bathroom_Ninja

for pc i meant


Wooshmeifulikedicc

For PC, its Windows 10 Edition (yes only Windows 10 for Bedrock on PC)


Ice__Creeper

#become_normal_player #minecraft_is_minecraft


STheSkeleton

And that’s a fact


Verxoneczek

both versions have ups and downs i play on java cuz im used to it


STheSkeleton

I play bedrock and I think java is better, but they are both good


1Cryptic_Phoenix

Same. There are lots of mods I want to try out, but I don't have a PC to get Java, which is much better for modding than Bedrock. I can still gets some mods on my Xbox, but they're very limited when compared to Java. Plus there's the servers and commands and everything in Java that aren't in Bedrock that I wanna try out.


CreeperslayerX5

Like I said, you haven't play Java yet, how do you know it's better?


1Cryptic_Phoenix

I played it at a friend's house before and I tested a couple mods, but there's so much more stuff in Java I want to test out.


Verxoneczek

minecraft is minecraft


STheSkeleton

I agree


CreeperslayerX5

If you haven't played Java, how do you know it's better?


STheSkeleton

I know the merits


Zomiz

same


That_Random_YEETer

I play java. Im not a fan of dream, maybe dream enjoyer. He does have some skill. But minecraft is minecraft and you cant change the fact that its an epic game


Carguysnotfound

average dream enjoyer


Eelcomister

i play both :)


memesrtt-to

Same


Carguysnotfound

i mostly play bedrock cuz my laptop can’t really run java and most of my friends play bedrock


CausingSquid432

I play pirated versions of both


Acro_Reddit

Lol


Eelcomister

Nice


nvrmind_flame-yt

How do you pirate bedrock edition ?


CausingSquid432

I have pe in mobile


HeeHee702

I have pe in pocket


duck_ducker_of_doom

its easy even easier than java


CausingSquid432

I like bedrock pe for one reason : I can break a lot of blocks in a wide range in the same position. But idk about pc tho as I never played in that


spaghet_sandwich

yep, it's 1 block more range, "to help mobile players"


CreeperslayerX5

Toxic PC Players gonna be like "No it's not fair, why do they get benefits"


Inkling01

Bet you don't play the 3DS edition huh


Eelcomister

i do actually


saturnya88

same, java is better but it lags so much for me so i usually do bedrock


Carguysnotfound

dream cock


nobody384

dream cock


Sam-Son-ite

Don’t be a toxic baby don’t be a dickhead be a Minecraft enjoyer


HoloKolaMasterRace

Shut up and take my upvote:![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


lienxy69

r/angryupvote


Noskal_Borg

Based


R_RedJk7

Education Edition Players: M.E.G.A Chad


nobody384

Technically bedrock edition


dreeisnotcool

*Minecraft is Minecraft!!*


CraigTheLejYT

Not saying bedrock is shit but its bullshit how unstable it is. Me and my friends have lost plenty of worlds


ChampagnePandaX

But bedrock has better frame rate and chunk loading. Most PCs can play Java though.


33Yalkin33

Yeah, but those chunks only render blocks. Redstone don't work, mobs don't move, animal breeding countdown doesn't tick down, plants don't grow etc


ChampagnePandaX

Java has entity loading and lazy chunks too.


33Yalkin33

But they are further


BaconMan70

I play legacy edition


STheSkeleton

Average minecraft screen saver enjoyer


patrlim1

Average Xbox 360 edition enjoyer


Szymks

This is terrifyingly accurate


hartgrr

Bedrock just kinda annoys me, but Minecraft's Minecraft. If I'm in a pinch and need to consume some Craftmine, Bedrock's there. What makes me annoyed is the fact that it has bugs from Java Edition alpha.


meghdoot_memes

Platform wars are stupid ![gif](giphy|DZR39sOOQWP8A7UoVs|downsized)


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OMGEE IS THAT DWEAM??!!?! *foams at the mouth*


NutNinjaGoesBananas

“Average Java Enjoyer” doesn’t particularly mean you’ll automatically hate Bedrock.


TheGodlikk

He didn’t even say that


nobody384

Thanks for defending me during my sleep


NutNinjaGoesBananas

It is implied everybody who enjoys Java is a dick


TheGodlikk

It’s a dream icon the dick shape is just because it looks similar to the dream icon


nobody384

No what i mean is that the average "java fan" is a dick, and if youre not a dick and you enjoy java then you are simply a minecraft enjoyer


NutNinjaGoesBananas

Ah


AnakinFan28

So you say you dont hate bedrock? You're an average minecraft enjoyer, thats it congrats


goomba456

No, it's referring to toxic bedrock, toxic java, and normal people


nobody384

Precisely. Thanks you for defending me while I sleep


TerrariaCreeper

uhh... i honestly don't want to choose 1 side, i'm more of both because each version has 2 things you want like iphones and androids, both exclusives are great so having both is sort of a better thing but yeah sometimes i wish a had java.


happles2

Sorry babe, the dream condom stays on.


alesterakens

​ ![gif](giphy|L0f1Mj7SPaq9pO93By)


Wistom444

yea bedrock is not really nice, black and unbrekable.... and from what ive heard java is complex and hard to learn... but minecraft is definitely a good game, so i agree with you


FLRerik

No version is more complex. They're the same mostly. Java just has mods


1Cryptic_Phoenix

Bedrock has mods too, there's just not as many bedrock mods as there are Java mods.


FLRerik

huh, never heard of bedrock mods.


TheGameMaster115

Bedrock actually had mod support.


Inkling01

why is black listed as a downside?????? Lmao


SirOfMr

I just prefer regular coffee


nobody384

I don't drink coffee


Erlend05

Raspberry pi edition


nobody384

Pog


XxDeathMelonxX

4J for ever


nobody384

Console gang. I see


xXCodyPlayzXx

Game is game


DylanDaDoughnut

We are all playing the same game in the end so what if people play different versions, or different game modes, or if they focus more on building or mining. We can just all have fun playing the game we all love


DaniLoRiver

Minecraft is Minecraft


camden-burke

I play pi version and ds version only


GG1312

Everyone has their own opinions. But all I know is that java is the better platform for me.


DerpyPenguin2007

Minecraft is good either way but we can all agree that java is better but that doesn't make bedrock bad


MC_Quibble

MINECRAFT IS MINECRAFT


Happy_noises

No 9ne is actually arguing which one is better because we're all focused on dream penis. Good job


lienxy69

Dream is always a java players. Understand it


G0ldenDog

the server my brother made for us and our friends (we play primarily on java) supports bedrock because of a plug-in or smthn idk but we have reached peak togetherness with those of bedrock 😊 also i enjoy both versions; in fact i started playing on bedrock (pe)!


nobody384

How does redstone happen for those joining you on bedrock


JackGrylls

If I were to guess I'd say the redstone is all handled server side so it'd act like Java edition even though its being placed by a bedrock player. Could be wrong though.


G0ldenDog

you are correct!!


G0ldenDog

the server is hosted on java, so everything runs like it’s on java :) another example is that since java has the nether roof but bedrock doesn’t, bedrock players can go on the nether roof, and the game is kinda tricked into thinking they’re in the end instead, so they can go onto the roof. :)


nobody384

That is so epic poggers


G0ldenDog

thank youuu


Ducksrcute12

Hi!


goomba456

Why is this being downvoted he just said hi


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TheGodlikk

You know they were both insulted in the meme right Java and bedrock


CrazyGaming312

I just wanna play Minecraft, but I do mostly prefer Bedrock


fuckicpbuymycd

Jd-plays best bedrock channel


Wear_Neither

No Toycat is.


DaTuntunus

Omg the comment gonna be a warzone not only Dream is mentioned but its the Java vs Bedrock as well


nobody384

I didnt mention dream at all. Didnt think of it as dick dream until I saw the comments


Golden_Jacques

I am not dream although I am a dick


Nevetsavlis

As someone who played bedrock most of last year, fuck bedrock


STheSkeleton

Minecraft is minecraft


FLRerik

why? I mean it's not as good, but really really close.


Throwawayhrjrbdh

Micro transactions can fuck right off, they’ve been lessening support for java because it doesn’t really make revenue as much as bedrock and it’s marketplace


The3rdPotato

What about 3ds edition


nobody384

I haven't seen too many of those


The3rdPotato

I've got one


nobody384

And you don't play any other versions?


The3rdPotato

I play all 3 versions


nobody384

Interesting


mastrbild

Do I look like pp


FaultyChain4

Both. Both are good


Code-Lazar124

The bedrock thing is so true if you like bedrock. I play bedrock so I can say these thing


Shadofe1

I like Java for the controls and modifications, but I like Bedrock, because it allows me to play minecraft with my friend who I haven't seen in years


ThatOneWeirdName

As much as I can recognise that certain limitations are for the benefit of being able to be played on a wide array of systems it seems like every time I’m starting to look past versions and just enjoy Minecraft for the game it is I’ll find some other small thing that’ll disproportionally annoy me. Tabbing out and back in, how the load works, apparently I can’t make a monitor and keyboard, Endermen farm? nope, compact redstone? Sometimes, animals just disappearing randomly more often (though they do spawn much more often, which is a great change), jump breaking something is no longer possible, off-hand nope...