I don't see why that would be illegal compared to truck nuts. I guess check your local laws for stuff concerning truck nuts or other "decorations"
Yeah that law could be different in different countys/states
iirc Florida is the only state where truck nuts are illegal
don't remember where I read this and it could be outdated so take that with a grain of salt
illegal or not sure as hell doesn't stop us down here lol
Wait, they are illegal in Florida? That's the last place I'd expect them to be banned
Yeah me too. Just about everything is legal here lol
Trucks are invasive in Florida and wreaking destruction on native wildlife. All domesticated trucks must be spayed or neutered.
You joke but a "Truck Weekend" in Daytona FL resulted in over 1,600 citations and dozens upon dozens of arrests. Truck owners trashed the town and caused a gridlock for two days on the barrier island, absolute chaos lmao.
I suppose on the bright side the communities where those "estimated 5,000 oversized vehicles" originated from were probably pleasantly quieter for that particular weekend.
The trucks were gone, and so were the faux train horns strapped to them.
What [majestic creatures](https://youtu.be/xVcL1tbsidk?t=23) they are though.
ignorant truck owners releasing their exotic vehicles into the everglades like they wont decimate the native golfcart population smh 🤦
Remember what happened when the invasive asian cars were introduced to lake michigan? Completely devastated the ecosystem. My uncle was just mindin his own business fishin when toyota hylux jumped out of the water and hit him straight in the head. Now hes got brain damage.
Fuckin' zebra muscle cars.
Just the owners.
thanks for the belly laugh
I see them all the time in Florida. If there's a law against it I'd say it isn't enforced.
I mean, not even recreational weed is legal in Florida. It's just that nothing is enforced.
When are yall getting legal weed? I expect Florida to be the first Southern state to get it.
Yeah evangelists don’t want to acknowledge that body part.
They could change their state motto to Truck Nuts Cradle of Life and no one would even question it.
Probably made it illegal just so the kind of people who hang bumper nuts can get off on it.
I see like 4-5 a day here in central Florida.
Just cause it’s written doesn’t mean it’s enforced.
How do people get hold of them? Like, what motivates them to one day say *my truck needs a pair of balls* and then buy them on Amazon? Or are they GAG gifts? Is everyone just sticking them on the backs of trucks because they were gifted them? Who even thought of coming up with truck nuts anyway? So many questions.
They only accept real nuts there.
technically speaking it's illegal to shower naked in Florida as well.
It is illegal to have sexual relations with a porcupine.
7. Florida's state constitution prohibits confining pregnant pigs to cages.
From the looks of it the senate voted to impose a $60 fine but it didn't pass the house in April 2008 [Source](https://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN4O32105020080425)
Yeah, I remember them passing a law against it. But I'm not sure if it held up or not. I used to see them often enough regardless.
I should point out that depending on local culture, what a court okays is different from what the police will tolerate. If certain people with influence on the police hate a giant organ model so much, the police may harass the OP anyway. And that’s nothing to say of vigilantes.
Don't you mean vagilantes?
Hang Ovaries on the hitch. If you get pulled over, ask the officer.
Log onto Reddit and give us an update!
If your truck is a Dodge, then you're good to go already.
Great idea! Or claim they're 'Klackers'?
>"Now the original Miracle Klackers are unbreakable and shatterproof. Look for Miracle Klackers in this package."
If you are blind, please ask store for assistance in finding original Miracle Klackers.
And hopefully post the dash cam video!
If they survive. Make sure you aren't the wrong color when you try this.
Truly important suggestion!
Ovaries are basically female nuts.
Well I can see a vas deferens between the two.
Dude because they're bull nuts. Entirely different. Then again... If you where they put a cow vagina there...
They may be bull nuts but they are human bull nuts. I admit the blue ones make me giggle.
*Blue Ball Ohio has entered the chat* no, srsly look it up.
Hang a vulva from a Volvo.
Or a Ford Clit Taurus
When my sister did reverse drag her drag name was Clint Taurus.
I once entered a contest as Mike Literus and the announcer said it
I don't know what else to call it. I just think of drag as usually men dressing like extravagant women. My sis was a very accidentally butch person in general. Now he's my brother. :D It's funny cause for the first like 5 years of my son's life we really had to nail it in that Auntie was a girl, she just happened to look a lot like an average guy. Now 5 years after that he came around and is transitioning. He didn't choose Clint Taurus as his new name though... Lmao
No, this was a fantastic joke.
What’s reverse drag
They're called drag kings. Women dressing masculine, just the opposite idea of a drag queen.
[Must be read in Gilbert Gottfrieds voice](https://youtu.be/XkLqAlIETkA)
Warning NSFW but holy hell is it glorious
I bought mine from Pinkley Motors. Its a Pinkley Taurus
Never gonna see another Taurus car without hearing this! Dammit- I’m a Taurus too!
>Hang a vulva from a Volvo.
A little too boxy for my taste.
Hang a weener from a Beemer
The dicks are inside the beemers.
What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?
A Porsche has the pricks on the inside.
And if i scrape my beemer's weener, does it classify as circumcised?
"I want this Volvo, Michael!"
That's not a Volv*o*
Hang a wang from a ‘Stang.
Do it and come back here and let us know the results. I too, might want to hang an inflatable vagina from my car.
be careful where you park, some homeless dude might fuck it.
> be careful where you park, some ~~homeless~~ dude might fuck it.
~~be careful where you park~~ some ~~homeless~~ dude will fuck it
~~be careful where you park since homeless dude will~~ fuck ~~it~~
mid drive on the highway lmao
You don't know how right you are (or maybe you do): https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/oza6wn/wtfucking_a_car
I have so many questions.
* How did he cum from that? Exhaust pipes are 2 dicks wide easily.
* Does the car need therapy?
* Does the car owner need therapy?
* Does the person filming need therapy?
* Why was this being recorded even before he started? Does he do this every day at the same time?
And OF COURSE I was expecting a picture of a different dude fucking a different car.
Same, you thinking of the one where it's like it's filmed from a second story building? Possibly somewhere in India?
Oh no there's more...
I'm thinking of a guy in red lingerie looking directly into the camera with his dick in the exhaust pipe of a car. He looked far more comfortable than he should have.
Edit: It's this one. https://imgur.com/r/ImagesOfBelgium/M7mO4I6
For better or worse, that link doesn't work...
I found mine though, somehow it's quite different to what I remembered but this is the one: https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/676596/the_love_story_of_a_man_and_a_car/
WTF is with dudes fucking cars?!?!
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Title of your sex tape
Title of *our* sex tape
Rule 35 ;)
Ahh yeah, now we're talking. [That's my fetish](https://rule35.com/).
Risky click of the day.
Welp. The Red Army has entered the chat.
*Soviet Anthem plays*
Ok, I'm in.
Desperate Pleasures 6: Lowered sexpectations.
I haven't seen the first five, so I feel like I'd be totally lost.
found the lost Joy Division album
I'm not homeless
That's why put hot sauce inside.
Stick a bunch of pocket pussies to your car and drive it around like an ice cream truck
Thanks for the f-shack
Dirty Mike & The Boys
r/blacksmith needs to know about this potential new burgeoning market.
In some states truck nuts are illegal and classified as lewd bumper stickers. I don’t know which states
They also serve as a life ending projectile if they ever hit something hard enough to come loose.
Imagine getting killed by these nuts hitting your head. I would fucking laugh at my own death in my afterlife.
God : "you died of bofa"
Guy: "what's bofa?"
God: "haha got you!, I mean whats up dog?"
Bofa deez nuts
*goes to Hell in a cool way*
Death by deez nuts HA
"You got hit by a toilet seat? That's nothing." -- You in the afterlife.
Helluva way to go. Lots of opportunity for a legendary epitaph though.
We miss you, Phil.
I'd be awfully impressed if you managed to accelerate a pair of truck nuts to the point of injury in a car crash...
Every pair I've seen is a soft rubber/foam type material. You'd have to get it going stupidly fast to be damaging, at that point the truck it's attached to is far more of a problem.
Could be missing some, but it looks like it is illegal in Florida, Virginia, Maryland, South Carolina
Can we alter our mufflers to look more like B holes?
Theres a video of people putting a fleshlight on a tail pipe that sounds pretty close, so we have the technology.
People will fuck your car if you do this.
Theres a sub for that
... People will fuck your car even if you don't do this.
Sure, but the risk goes way up if there's a human sex interface "built in"
[The video if anyone's interested](https://youtu.be/S_Y0dLTbISw)
Alright, I had no idea that would be so hilarious
This one isn't age restricted: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VbaIK7JZcM
If you do put anything on your exhaust tips make sure it can withstand high temperatures because I burned mys…I mean I read about it on Road & Track.
Yes, but it would probably whistle as you drive, and wouldn’t get sufficient expulsion of exhaust fumes (the engine would “suffocate” because it couldn’t get the used up exhaust fumes out of the way fast enough). *However*, if you, say, make it more spread open like goatse, your vehicle should perform as well as it did before. ;)
The line is drawn using a three pronged test called the Miller Test:
1. Whether the average person, applying “contemporary community standards", would find that the work, taken as a whole, appeals to the prurient interest (is it designed as pornographic in nature, essentially);
2. Whether the work depicts or describes, in a patently offensive way, sexual conduct or excretory functions specifically defined by applicable state law; and
3. Whether the work, taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value.
So Georgia O'Keeffe orchids it is then!
Does it have to violate all 3 for it to be wrong or illegal?
It’d be a social experiment to see how well people recognize female anatomy
What's a clit?
Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers.
[I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER](https://youtu.be/bB51NCcvuMs?t=66)
Imaginary thing my wife is always screeching about
my condolences to your wife
I also choose this guy's screeching wife.
I'll draw you a map when I find it.
Came down here to say this, might be illegal to camoflauge your car in this manner. You'd be running over men left right and centre.
It's pretty much drawn where someone feels the need to report it, and some authority feels the need to reprimand you for it. That's how a lot of public obscenity issues play out in practice. That's why you'd probably get away with horrifying gory imagery on a band merch t-shirt, but wouldn't get permission to advertise it on a poster on the street.
That's how porn was legalized in the 70s. They determined new York had no community standards for decency :)
I can't tell if the "child's art project" vibe increases or decreases the hilariousness of these.
Giant inflatable vagina maybe not, because it would distract the fuck out of 100% of the drivers around you. But a reasonably sized novelty pussy superglued to your rear bumper would probably be fine
I'm doing a model of the clitoris, like the whole thing, instead of the vulva. See how many people know what the fuck is up
Lol, you probably can. I honestly don't see why you couldn't. It's tacky, but you do you.
“It’s tacky but you do you” is my life motto
It depends on where you put it. But technically, yeah it should be legal. I don't see why not unless it's too big to block the view.
I bought some little 3 inch disco balls online and hung a pair of them underneath my car that’s not fast. They ain’t truck nuts, it’s got disco balls
They're such big balls and they're fancy big balls.
Hung under the car, they'll get dirty soon enough.
Where would I get one of those ?
Car dealerships, used car lots, AutoTrader...sometimes you'll just see one on, like, the street with a sign
I've seen the female anatomy hanging from a car where I live.
Really though can we just not, and also get rid of the truck nuts too? It's been over ten years and I am _to this day still staggered_ by how psychotically stupid they are
I think putting giant silicone boobs on the hood would be better
Then you'd need a car bra.
People think that laws are black and white and things are either legal or illegal. That's not really how it works. There is no line to be drawn. A police officer might think both are fine, or they might think both are illegal. Everything is open to interpretation.
I hate those idotic truck nuts.
If it was a cow vagina it would be exactly the same. Truck Nuts are supposed to be bull balls.
TIL that a car's gestational period is only 6 months.
the "big inflatable" part might be the part that's troublesome.
"truck nuts" are not big air filled decorations. They're only a couple inches long & appear to be rubber or silicone.
If you did the equivalent w/ a vulva & clit, I don't see how that would cause any issues.
A quick google search for your area about this will prob resolve it. Anything that extends past your rear bumper in my area needs a red flag attached. Lewd things, I have no idea. This is not legal advice.
So your saying... paint the pussy bright red before attaching it...
But what will you call it? Truck Twat? The van clam? Hitch slit? Car box? Truck Muff?
Rubber bumper baby bunker
Some people hang the confederate flag on the back of their trucks. So just go ahead and do it.
You can do it but you won’t have the balls
The line is typically drawn down the middle for a vagina…
I would say it's not a crime, but why would you want to?
You know that I ain't braggin', she's a real pussy wagon
Uh, yeah. But that would just make you equally as dull
It is more apt as a metaphor too. You want your truck to seem and be tough. Ready for work and getting stuff done.
Well, testicles are incredibly fragile and delicate. Even a light flick on those things can completely disable their owner.
Whereas a vagina is built to take a literal pounding and keep working. No tougher part of the human anatomy.
All body parts should be legal. Its fucking body parts. Why is nudity such a big fucking deal? I swear, people will be dressing their pets before long, because their dogs dick is exposed. Think of the children!
There was a Sprite ad in the UK a few years ago that went viral because it showed a dog swimming and they put a big black censor bar over the dog's genitals.
If it overhangs the back of the vehicle you're supposed to tie a red rag to it. So...
Patent it and sell it!! There's already a legal battle for who owns the IP to truck nuts.
Only if your truck is also a Prius
Are you trying to “get back” at the people with truck nuts? Those kind of people would find the truck vagina hilarious. I really don’t think it’s the statement I’m assuming you think it is
They’re cow’s nuts. Mostly cattle farmers hang these on their trucks, at least where I am from.
Hang a cow pussy from your car.
honestly I think it'd just be funnier if you shoved a fleshlight into the trailer hitch receptacle.
Truck nuts=bull not human, right? Cow vagina?
Yes. Also Yes. It isn't.
Freedom of speech
They make truck vaginas that slide into a 2” receiver, so sure.
If it ever deflates you're gonna be draggin flaps
And suddenly, that Pussy Wagon from Kill Bill takes on a whole new meaning.
No, but if you drive a hybrid, it's already implied.
#WHAT IN TARNATION-
Probably one of those things where you'll get a ticket and if you say "what about the truck nuts I see?" they'll be like "yeah those guys should get tickets too.". But they'll never issue them.
You could, but the testicle guys would never find it.
The clit is only enlarged when the truck is turned n.
Hang some realistic looking fake testicles then, see how fake we can go before we cross the line