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Daily Community Chat Megathread

Daily Community Chat Megathread

SerpentCypher

The whole n count discourse is fucked tbh. "Where are you guys getting it from that women are sleeping with 20-30 guys? Most women have a lifetime N of between 4 and 7. You're paranoid about women that don't even exist." "I just want a girl with similar experience to me, an n count somewhere between 3-6." "REEEEEE you are a creep and possibly a pedo who wants to defile underage virgin flesh! People like you are why women should be encouraged to lie."


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geyges

>get an ego boost from it I see you have an impeccable taste in men.


Kaisha001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJGZp54h1uI


Slipthe

Yo if there *was* a herpes vaccine and you didn't take it, you'd be a moron.


Kaisha001

Depends... all medical procedures have risk. The question is, what is the risk/reward and how to maximize it. For example, if the herpes vaccine caused your dick to fall off, I don't think I'd be getting it.


poppy_blu

Name a celebrity couple where the man is better looking than the woman. [Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo](https://images.app.goo.gl/EfktygponRAYYoyp7)


catsinbananahats

Sam Taylor Wood and Aaron Taylor Johnson


poppy_blu

Didn’t know who they were….googled… yeah….


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Dude, she’s a Victoria’s Secret supermodel. You guys are fucked 💀


poppy_blu

Look at her without make up


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She still looks good??? I mean Adam Levine is a pretty hot dude himself but that’s a damn good looking woman too. They’re pretty much a looksmatch imo [they’re cute ](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRAxlp0K0zbuUkko66cx0-fO2MJj0maHuCbUQ&usqp=CAU)


poppy_blu

By the way I’m not a dude


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Cool. Nice to see more ladies on here.


poppy_blu

He’s better looking than her. Was my only point.


MisterFlipside

Celebrities smell.


funlightmandarin

[Nikolaj Coster-Waldau and wifey.](https://dk-billedbladet-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/s3fs-public/styles/landscape_16-9_8grid/public/media/article/nuk.jpg)


poppy_blu

Oh wow.


VictoriaSanford0

They both just look like average old people to me


AtaCome7821

And what's the point?


ToughAnswers

Clooney and amal


Kaisha001

[Hugh Jackman and wife](https://imagesvc.meredithcorp.io/v3/mm/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.onecms.io%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsites%2F20%2F2020%2F07%2F29%2Fhugh-jackman-2.jpg&q=85)


TheJim66

Is she his beard?


Kaisha001

For anyone else I'd assume so, but for him I don't think it would matter if he was gay at all.


ToughAnswers

WTF


VictoriaSanford0

Age gap relationship


ToughAnswers

More like necrophilia


No-Statistician1362

If you can get all the benefits of being in a relationship, sex, emotional support, affection a loving partner, why the fuck would you get married????? Like what logical reason do you have that makes marriage so glamourous even though countless studies are telling you to your face it's a no go??? Don't give me that bullshit of “oh well, I've been with her for a while I love her, and getting married makes you a better man” stop bullshitting. The truth is you don't have any other options and that's the only woman who will tolerate you so you marry her to keep her from leaving you, but she ends up divorcing you anyways because your dead weight. I'm sick and tired of y'all blaming women and “the system” for the stupid choices you make. Women are playing chess while men play checkers. For those of you that already know this this doesn't apply to you.


NarniaFox

I guess because they value marriage as a concept and institute. Also because they want to have kids and they want to provide their partner (and themselves) with all legal benefits of getting married. Sure, you can get a bunch of them through other means, but most people prefer not to bother and just get married as it's in line with their beliefs and morals. Edit: I'm also not sure why you feel the need to belittle people who value different things than you do while it doesn't really affect you personally.


No-Statistician1362

You can have kids outside of marriage and just cohabitate. When you get married you're bringing the government into your relationship signing a piece of paper saying you two are together with the “possibility” of it going south and losing a portion of your belongs, you know the drill. I'm pretty sure most men have no problems with that arrangement, it's just women who are the ones pushing for more commitment, and then men give in because that's all they have. Stupid, learn to grow some, and say no.


NarniaFox

Sure, but quite a lot of women don't want to have kids with a person who's afraid of marrying them. And I consider government seeing me and my husband as a family unit *a good thing* actually. Legal benefits, you know. Of course, it isn't for everyone and I don't think that people who don't want to get married should do so. But you'd be surprised how many men do want.


No-Statistician1362

>Sure, but quite a lot of women don't want to have kids with a person who's afraid of marrying them. That's obviously not true, made evident by the single mother epidemic. Around 40% of children are being made out of wedlock. Stop bullshitting. >And I consider government seeing me and my husband as a family unit a good thing actually. Legal benefits, you know. Of course, it isn't for everyone and I don't think that people who don't want to get married should do so. Except that only matters if you can make your relationship LAST. The point of my post was that most marriages do not last and if it doesn't you can kiss your benefits goodbye. >But you'd be surprised how many men do want. I know there are men who want kids I still haven't heard any man ecstatic about getting married. I'll keep looking.


NarniaFox

Most kids are born in marriages and I don't think that a lot of kids born out of the wedlock were planned. Unwanted pregnancies happen from time to time. That heavily depends on your socioeconomic group. Educated and employed couples have divorce rates around 30%. I know at least...three who were pushing for marriage. Great family-men.


No-Statistician1362

I wouldn't say marriages more like in relationships and you're probably right about unwanted pregnancies.


NarniaFox

No, there are stats about "births out of marriages". It's around 40% in the US if I remember correctly. The number greatly depends on a country though.


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US out-of-wedlock marriage rates are massively fucked up because of how eligibility for a lot of government benefits are computed. I wouldn't be surprised at all if many were *not* oops.


Sad_Top1743

many men are choosing not to leave relationships because getting sex outside of them are so slim. Kinda sad when you think of it. It this sense porn isn't so bad don't you think?


No-Statistician1362

Their losers and they get what they deserve, let them cope.


ToughAnswers

Fucking hookers seems like a way better course of action than staying in a miserable relationship just for sex


kissmetilyouredrunk

Here's [a website](https://www.prettyscale.com/) that lets artificial intelligence rate your face


mairomaster

Pretty cool idea. It should not be that difficult to analyze face proportions and stuff like that without an AI even.


peteypete78

I think based on my result it doesn't work 🤣


AtaCome7821

What's the point of this comment? Also, it says on the website that it's not very reliable so...


AtaCome7821

[You can tell whether a guy is an Inc3l just by looking at him.](https://www.bakadesuyo.com/2010/03/does-an-attractive-face-mean-an-attractive-bo/) There's no such thing as a good looking Inc3l, just narcissist(most likely) looking for attention.


ErrendeEbecee

"bakadesuyo"?


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No-Statistician1362

PURGE WEEK NOW OR WE RIOT


ToughAnswers

>~~OR~~ AND


Willow-girl

An update on Willa: I took her picture in the barn tonight. (She was looking at me like, "Why are you taking my picture, Hooman?") Just look at that pretty face! [Imgur](https://imgur.com/mz8tHE5) I am so glad she doesn't have to die.


SmurfESmurferson

I want to snuggle her ❤️


Willow-girl

You are welcome to visit; they love attention!


Orange_Paisley

She’s a beautiful cow.


Willow-girl

Thanks! We are looking forward to bringing her home. Just waiting for my boss to give me a price and the hauler to give me a day/time.


ToughAnswers

Moooman


PickleLine

dating would be better for both men and women if women were forced to state their N-count under oath and have those N-counts be publicly published for men to know


catsinbananahats

Can men also be forced to state their n count and publish it?


Novadina

What if she didn’t keep track and doesn’t even know? Have you ever tried to analyze why you are so obsessed over this one thing? Was your mother a prostitute or something?


SerpentCypher

Not knowing your own N count is an answer in itself. Massive red flag. Not knowing implies it's too high to remember. Nobody with an N of 4 is like "Ummmm, you know what I can't remember how many people I've been with."


Novadina

I would say I didn’t know even if I was a virgin if we had to publicly announce it. I have no desire for virgin fetishists stalking me.


SerpentCypher

Yeah I imagine most women would lie under oath.


SmurfESmurferson

This is a hymen-approved post. Have an updoot


Orange_Paisley

That’s sexist. Men should have to publish theirs too.


ToughAnswers

Deal


purplish_possum

How would that change anything? What difference does it make if she says she's been with 12 guys but has actually been with 24.


Willow-girl

Ladies and gentlemen don't kiss and tell.


NarniaFox

It would be fair to make both men and women's n-counts accessible then. Edit: men, are you that triggered with this idea?


TheJim66

Hmmm, it would make things harder in the beginning but it would be a great boon after a while. I would like it now but I wouldn't like it when I was low n.


ToughAnswers

>Edit: men, are you that triggered with this idea? Weird edit considering both responses to you thus far have been affirmative


NarniaFox

No, this comment just got downvoted for some reason.


ToughAnswers

Ah


purplish_possum

I'll tell anyone who asks. It's not top-secret sensitive information.


ToughAnswers

I agree why would anyone want to be with someone who isn't cool with their number


theactionisthejuice_

Like the threat of being charged with perjury would stop them from keeping the sacred number a secret. Like they'd ever be charged in the first place, lol.


nessaea-blue

I feel like that would make it a competition of who can be highest lol


Willow-girl

I WIN!


nessaea-blue

I'm nearing 69,420 😩


SerpentCypher

That's a weird number to be nearing. If it's a milestone why not just round it up to 70,000? Funny 69, funny 420 numbers aside.


nessaea-blue

im joking..?


SerpentCypher

I know. Hence why I said 69 and 420 are "funny numbers" 69 naughty 420 weed. I got the joke lol.


nessaea-blue

why did u ask me why i didn't round and then explained the joke? were u trying to make a joke but u had to show u understood the joke? I'm confused lol


SerpentCypher

Ehhh, my joke didn't really land. It was supposed to be a sperg asking why you chose that number instead of rounding up to a solid number. Like asking someone why they set their alarm for 7:29 instead of 7:30.


nessaea-blue

i appreciate the joke effort


Willow-girl

YOU WIN!


ToughAnswers

Or like a barcode


PickleLine

scannable QR code 😂


angels-fan

Spending the weekend in Lake Powell. It's awesome this time of year.


SmurfESmurferson

Well, no wonder your house is boring tonight Say hi to the missus, and be on the lookout for a hungry raccoon in the bushes tomorrow. With a commuting bill it didn’t expect *sigh*


angels-fan

There will be an extra piece of cake for additional payment


nessaea-blue

do you fish or just relaxing by the water?


angels-fan

Just relaxing. The stars are amazing!


nessaea-blue

that sounds wonderful, enjoy it :)


catsinbananahats

What do you all think about abortion?


ChromaticVengeance

Not my concern what individuals do behind closed doors.


TheJim66

Love it. However as long as paper abortion is illegal, regular abortion should be too.


NalkaNalka

Avilable for both sexes or neither. No justice no peace.


PM_ME_ZED_BARA

It should be subsidized to promote research on fetal stem cells. I would support abortion farms to mass produce stem cells.


purplish_possum

It's funny how all the keep government out of our lives types want government to control and limit the choices of girls and young women.


CFinCanada

I think it is a very expensive form of birth control. But they have been on the numerical decline for years. What we really need are 18 year old males routinely getting vasectomies and 18 year old girls all having IUDs. This would drastically reduce the need for abortions and have many positive side effects in addition. We don't need more abortions but we definitely don't need more babies.


purplish_possum

About as much as I think about appendectomies. Why would anyone care about routine medical procedures?


nemporisso

Because they don't interrupt a process that can lead to new human life. I am for legal abortions. They are a lot less misery than the alternative.


purplish_possum

Other people's reproductive health choices are none of my business.


nemporisso

How? It affects humanity. A small relative portion, but even at 1-2% of humanity being affected, that is an enormous amount of people. If the local chemical plant started illegally dumping, but it was only harming the health of 1-2% of people in town, that's nobody else's concern?


purplish_possum

The hamstering conservatives engage in to justify controlling the sexuality of girls and young women never ceases to amaze.


nemporisso

>I am for legal abortion. Controlling where? Make it make sense :(


purplish_possum

What more do you need to make it make sense? If you value freedom, privacy, and autonomy women get to make the choice. End of story!


nemporisso

>I am for legal abortion Context as to why you are accusing someone of hamstering when they are in agreement with you. Details as to why you think abortion warrants the same level of attention and care as... colonoscopies. Unless you are just being insincere.


purplish_possum

>abortion warrants the same level of attention and care as... colonoscopies From people other than the specific woman involved -- hell yes!


ErrendeEbecee

Abortion ban can't be enforced either way so it doesn't matter what you think.


philomexa

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others.


Willow-girl

It's none of my business what other women do with their uteruses. (Uteri?)


SaBahRub

If abortions are prohibited, you’d better cough up more cash for da bebes, that’s all I have to say.


ToughAnswers

>that’s all I have to say. Unironically?


SaBahRub

Wow you’re SO funny


ToughAnswers

It was not a joke


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nemma88

Well it's sticky to say otherwise in the case of life support. We could keep a heart beating indefinatly.


Kaisha001

I'm against it.


ToughAnswers

Financial opt outs, or ban abortion


theactionisthejuice_

I wouldn't support it and I certainly would not encourage a woman to abort my child. I don't think it should be illegal though. Honestly? I don't really care that much. Watching people have to defend/praise killing babies is pretty hysterical though.


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It's murder. Most the women having abortions are having consensual sex so I don't want to hear shit about rape. Women in America murdered 800 thousand kids last year yet Hitler is some monster? Lol


kissmetilyouredrunk

Women's uteruses are designed to naturally abort 75% of embryos If miscarriages are the death of a child, I don't see why ejaculating in women is legal


ToughAnswers

Miscarriages are not deliberate Can't have a child without some splooge getting in there somehow You wouldn't know good faith argument if it smacked you across the head lmao I mean there are in fact good faith arguments for abortion Why are you so allergic to making them Yeah it's fucking triggering


kissmetilyouredrunk

Lots of things that are not deliberate are still crimes. Negligent manslaughter, etc.


ToughAnswers

What kind of negligence leads to miscarriage? You're seriously doubling down on this? Why? THERE ARE GOOD ARGUMENTS FOR ABORTION


kissmetilyouredrunk

I listed them in this thread. Drinking coffee, taking certain medications, semen in certain cases, stress, getting pregnant soon after another pregnancy, certain foods, old age, the list goes on


ToughAnswers

Negligence is the failure to use ***reasonable*** care


kissmetilyouredrunk

If miscarriage is the outrageous death of a child those sacrifices should be perfectly reasonable for women to make The fact that you think women should be allowed to drink coffee even though “babies” are getting killed as a result is kind of proving my point. No one thinks embryos are children


ToughAnswers

Driving kills some people yet we let people drive. human life being important doesn't mean it's important over anything else. Hence many states, including California, criminalize using drugs while pregnant, but not drinking coffee while pregnant


theactionisthejuice_

Or it could just mean fetuses have a high mortality rate. Life at that stage is fragile.


kissmetilyouredrunk

If you think an embryo is a child, miscarriage is by far the biggest child killer in history Why don’t we take all the money out of cancer research and put it into stopping miscarriages? Why do we allow men to ejaculate into women who drink coffee or are stressed out and are therefore more likely to miscarry? Why do we allow women to take prescribed medication, eat foods of their choice and have demanding jobs? There’s research that suggests some semen can cause chemical changes leading to miscarriages. Why aren’t we charging men who fuck their pregnant wives with manslaughter? I don’t think anyone actually believes miscarriage = death of child. Otherwise we have a lot of explaining to do


Willow-girl

> I don’t think anyone actually believes miscarriage = death of child. Um, I think most people who lost a very much wanted pregnancy would beg to differ with you there ...


kissmetilyouredrunk

Women who have miscarriages don’t feel the same way they would if their 5 year old had just gotten run over in front of them. I know lots of women who’ve had miscarriages. They’d be 1000x more broken if they lost an actual child


theactionisthejuice_

Well no fuckin shit, they've put a lot more into and spent a lot more time with that 5 year old than have a 2 month old fetus.


death_by_1000_cats

By this logic parents would be more devastated when an 18-year-old dies than when a 2-year-old dies, which isn't the case.


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I dont know what you're trying to prove but it doesn't work. Once a woman is pregnant if she aborts she just killed her child.


kissmetilyouredrunk

Why is ejaculating in women legal, and not child endangerment or accessory to murder? Wouldn’t you judge a woman who would had sex knowing there was a 75% chance she’d get an abortion?


catsinbananahats

A fetus is not a kid


Willow-girl

It will grow into one though if you don't kill it. Much the same way your annoying teenager may someday become an adult whose company you actually enjoy ...


ToughAnswers

Did you ask the question just to be able to say this lmao


[deleted]

Exactly. He can't handle that different people have different opinions.


nessaea-blue

i only support post-birth abortions


kissmetilyouredrunk

It should be safe, legal, and rare


GridReXX

Yes.


SmurfESmurferson

🍿 🍷


NarniaFox

It should be legal and accessible.


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Some guy on a other sub asked lots of women on dating sites if size matters. [Results](https://imgur.com/a/B5dyWdh)


ErrendeEbecee

tfw you click a link that you think is a graph but it's a bunch of screencaps of texting


SaBahRub

I have a tiny vag, a tipped uterus, and a low cervix. Keep your monster dongs away, freaks


RDelbson

Women care so much about the size of our genitalia, but when we tell them that they should lay off the ice cream and lose 10 pounds it's like we just murdered a puppy.


theactionisthejuice_

If you say it the right way/with the right conviction and she values you enough you can pull it off.


nemporisso

Tact? Grace? Fym?


theactionisthejuice_

I wonder how all these women seem to have encountered 8+ inches while the supposed average n-count is in the high single digits (or is it low double digits?). Somebody's lyin.


SmurfESmurferson

Women are notoriously bad at judging how big guys are. Like men are notoriously bad at judging women’s weight


purplish_possum

>judging women’s weight I'm actually pretty good at this.


Kaisha001

I think this is the most likely explanation. Unless they were to pull out a ruler how would they know? It's not like a guy is going to under-report his size.


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Willow-girl

A dollar bill is 6" long and also makes for a handy reference.


djblackmith

What do you think is the largest you had


Willow-girl

9". Ghod bless Italian men ! Five-foot-three with a dick to his knee. (And too big for me.)


djblackmith

Damn! Whats your limit and best size


Willow-girl

There is no "best" really ... I'll work with what a guy's got, lol. Too long was a bit of a bummer though because it HURTS to get rammed in the cervix, but OTOH it's not as much fun when he has to hold back and be careful. Hopefully that one found the size queen of his dreams, lol.


GridReXX

You just blew my mind.


SmurfESmurferson

In between cow and duck posts, you drop these magnificent nuggets that make me want to do a few shots and listen to your life story


Willow-girl

LOL, thanks! It has been an interesting ride for sure. For instance, this morning I tried (but failed) to buy a house.


SmurfESmurferson

I love that you say this like it’s a pack of gum


Willow-girl

A very expensive pack of gum, lol. Incidentally, one thing I love about my man is that he always rolls with me. He gets a little nervous sometimes I think but he's always in. "Yet you ran with me, chasing my rainbows ..." Our song for sure.


SmurfESmurferson

I think there’s also a halo effect - was it good? Must be big! *regardless of actual size*


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januaryphilosopher

I've only ever seen studies that say there's no correlation between height and penis size.


Willow-girl

I have never met a short guy with a small dick but tall guys run the gamut IME.


ErrendeEbecee

> Tall guys tend to be on the bigger side Only flaccid.


theactionisthejuice_

Aren't like 20% of men of over 6ft? I'm legitimately a bit more than 7.5 and that's 99.9th pecentile.


CFinCanada

I'm legitimately shocked to hear this and skeptical. Two of the men I've been with have been over 7 inches, including my boyfriend. That's closer to 5% of the total than less than 1%.


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theactionisthejuice_

Yeah but even legitimate 7+ inch dicks would still be very rare.


purplish_possum

Really? I would have thought 7 inches was just somewhat above average.


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You have no idea what you're talking about. 7 inches is very rare. https://calcsd.info/ just type in 7 inches there. Data>your personal experience. And women don't know shit about dick size. They can't measure with their eyes.


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Height has no correlation with dick size. That's a myth.


SmurfESmurferson

How is the fact that size matters need? Of course it matters to women


poppy_blu

Normal size dick vs micro peen matters. 5.7 inches versus 5.9 inches doesn’t matter. You know you have to be precise with this crowd.


theactionisthejuice_

Many women say it does not.


gimpgirl555

It does not. It's just a negging tactic. If it did, don't you think that women would be talking about it a lot more?


theactionisthejuice_

I don't think smurf is trying to neg me. And women are great at saving their best material for when they're exclusively among themselves. I'm obviously never part of those interactions.


gimpgirl555

Any woman who brings up dick size is negging.


SmurfESmurferson

No woman says that Hell, in my 20s, I briefly dated a guy with a micro penis who gave amazing head, and even I won’t say that If a girl is saying that to you, she’s lying bc she thinks you’re too reactive to be honest with