T O P

Serious post: I’m a commercial pilot now! Roast me.

Serious post: I’m a commercial pilot now! Roast me.

easyKmoney

You like money? I doubt you have any now.


griswoldclarkwjr

Dwight_its_true.gif


-burnr-

Hehe, I like money…


InstantAmmo

Congrats on the divorce


griswoldclarkwjr

Now we’re cooking


skyBastard69

And being late on your Corvette c6 payments


Negative-School

My father used to be a commercial pilot. Never met the guy. At least your kids will have good eyesight.


griswoldclarkwjr

Lol


SwamiSweatSocks

Which commercials have you been on? Is there a big demand for pilots in commercials these days?


tdenstroyer

Geico has a massive demand for commercial pilots. Once they make the commercial it’s viewed by the marketing director and they decide if they will buy the series of commercials or not. Most commercial pilots don’t get past the network executives… little known fact.


RaidenMonster

Commercial pilot implies you have a job. 250hr wet ticket CPL isn’t getting you anything except a maybe not so friendly, “thanks for your interest, we’ll keep your resume here in this circular file.” Good luck. If you CFI, don’t let your students kill you.


griswoldclarkwjr

I wanted you to roast me, not tell me things I have already known for a while.


Zenethe

Check out Air Choice One from St. Louis. The pilots there are pretty cool and the management is running it into the ground so you can swing in there, grab 300 or 400 single turboprop hours then get laid off and find a better job.


griswoldclarkwjr

Mr. RaidenMonster, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


AtrainDerailed

Dude this sub doesn't care Just like all the people you give your resume too Enjoy your friends and extended family asking you, "So are you flying jets yet?" for another two years


buriedupsidedown

Or people asking you “what airline do you fly for”, knowing god damn well they only have heard of a handful


Spicy_Pilipili

“So youre not actually a commercial pilot?” Always kills my soul when people say that


Joeythearm

Dude, just roast him. Trying to have fun here. Keep your sad man smolboi shit to youreelf


sticktime

Congrats on having a license to accept money, but not enough experience that anyone will pay you to fly. -The FAA


turd-snurgler

No, you have a commercial license. But I’m willing to bet you’re not a commershall pylote.


shogditontoast

Patrick? Is that you?


magnum_the_nerd

How many people did you kill on your first flight?


griswoldclarkwjr

All of them


magnum_the_nerd

Gg ez did you get the tactical nuke?


CAA_Inspector

Good. No witnesses. Better delete that radar track too.


alexparker70

The fact that I still alive proves that to be a lie.


TriviumGLR

When you’re a first officer at a regional, and someone asks you, “So when do you actually get your pilot license?”


FlightLevel400

Still needs a magnet on the centreline to land on it


griswoldclarkwjr

You have slain me


prettyinpiper

Go get an STD test pronto


griswoldclarkwjr

I did not sleep with the examiner to get my ticket.


Southern_Usual_8773

Part 107?


Joeythearm

Welcome to 20$ an hour you spend 50 grand to get!!


Rhino676971

it will get paid off eventually


Joeythearm

I guess you don’t understand the point to a roast?


Rhino676971

I wish I could have said that with voice sarcastically because that’s what I was aiming for as in a pilot career failed now thy have all this debt to pay back and now without a job


Joeythearm

Lol oh damn. I paid off my debt after 2 years of CFIing


Rhino676971

Thankfully that’s not me I’m just getting my foot in the door I have a total of 5 hours but we all got to start somewhere


Birdeey

Youre a commercial pilot? What airline?


griswoldclarkwjr

The call sign is GFY


alexparker70

Giphy?


FutureBarrySeal

Dad?


HomoSSapiens

I see you're real into Honda Pilots, figure it's safe to assume this post means you're now driving for Lyft


griswoldclarkwjr

Gotta make ends meet man


infowhiskey

You're a fat piece of shit.


griswoldclarkwjr

Tell me something I don’t know.


altoniomuffin

lol. Dude is such a prick.


infowhiskey

What? He said roast him. Did I do it wrong?