Serious post: I’m a commercial pilot now! Roast me.
By - griswoldclarkwjr
You like money? I doubt you have any now.
Hehe, I like money…
Congrats on the divorce
Now we’re cooking
And being late on your Corvette c6 payments
My father used to be a commercial pilot. Never met the guy. At least your kids will have good eyesight.
Which commercials have you been on? Is there a big demand for pilots in commercials these days?
Geico has a massive demand for commercial pilots. Once they make the commercial it’s viewed by the marketing director and they decide if they will buy the series of commercials or not. Most commercial pilots don’t get past the network executives… little known fact.
Commercial pilot implies you have a job. 250hr wet ticket CPL isn’t getting you anything except a maybe not so friendly, “thanks for your interest, we’ll keep your resume here in this circular file.”
Good luck. If you CFI, don’t let your students kill you.
I wanted you to roast me, not tell me things I have already known for a while.
Check out Air Choice One from St. Louis. The pilots there are pretty cool and the management is running it into the ground so you can swing in there, grab 300 or 400 single turboprop hours then get laid off and find a better job.
Mr. RaidenMonster, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Dude this sub doesn't care
Just like all the people you give your resume too
Enjoy your friends and extended family asking you, "So are you flying jets yet?" for another two years
Or people asking you “what airline do you fly for”, knowing god damn well they only have heard of a handful
“So youre not actually a commercial pilot?”
Always kills my soul when people say that
Dude, just roast him. Trying to have fun here. Keep your sad man smolboi shit to youreelf
Congrats on having a license to accept money, but not enough experience that anyone will pay you to fly. -The FAA
No, you have a commercial license. But I’m willing to bet you’re not a commershall pylote.
Patrick? Is that you?
How many people did you kill on your first flight?
All of them
Gg ez did you get the tactical nuke?
Good. No witnesses. Better delete that radar track too.
The fact that I still alive proves that to be a lie.
When you’re a first officer at a regional, and someone asks you, “So when do you actually get your pilot license?”
Still needs a magnet on the centreline to land on it
You have slain me
Go get an STD test pronto
I did not sleep with the examiner to get my ticket.
Welcome to 20$ an hour you spend 50 grand to get!!
it will get paid off eventually
I guess you don’t understand the point to a roast?
I wish I could have said that with voice sarcastically because that’s what I was aiming for as in a pilot career failed now thy have all this debt to pay back and now without a job
Lol oh damn. I paid off my debt after 2 years of CFIing
Thankfully that’s not me I’m just getting my foot in the door I have a total of 5 hours but we all got to start somewhere
Youre a commercial pilot? What airline?
The call sign is GFY
I see you're real into Honda Pilots, figure it's safe to assume this post means you're now driving for Lyft
Gotta make ends meet man
You're a fat piece of shit.
Tell me something I don’t know.
lol. Dude is such a prick.
What? He said roast him. Did I do it wrong?