T O P

Found the basket swap. My tits are jacked!

Found the basket swap. My tits are jacked!

omishikenshin

The longer they drag the more the apes find. Sooner or later the apes will found out which sheet of toilet paper Kenny used to wipe his ass with at the waste management facility.


k2fa91

I have an uncle that works at a waste management facility in Chicago , Ill give him a call! Edit: I left him 5 voicemails so he knows its urgent Edit 2: He finally responded to my urgent message...He said he "doesn't know shit". I think he's really bad at his job


burgerboulevard

Thank you for your service.


Hobodaklown

Thank his uncle for his service.


BigFatMuice

His service was shitty, but service nonetheless...


yamayakuzaki

No shit. All it was was lip service.


FabulousOffer

Never turd of the guy.


FarCartographer6150

You guys are hilarious 😂😂😂


HuntStag

Honest work


ViviconsAdventures

Love this 🤣👍


Helpful_Egg2364

He said he "doesn't know shit" that's a secret message. Someone write that down!!


HappyMediumGD

My uncle is a floor manager at a fountain pen factory. I'll give him a call and see if he can write that down for us. Edit: I left five messages to make sure he knows it's urgent. Edit2: he finally got back to me and said I'm not your uncle how did you get this number please stop calling me I don't have any pens I don't work at a pen factory what are you talking about click


Spud886

What a Bic


mattthheww

This *shit* is urgent!


Dck_IN_MSHED_POTATOS

So urgent.... You know it's urgent.... ​ ​ urgent urgent.....


Powertothepeepole

How hard can it be to spot unsophisticated shit?


sgt-sunglasses

My free award goes to you good ape. Thank you for your service.


k2fa91

and mine to you


sgt-sunglasses

A scholar!


diydiggdug123

Comb the desert! ….We ain’t found SHIT!


tax-this-dick

Right? 8 months ago I probably would’ve sold for less than a thousand. Now I know what I’ve got!


MySonIsZion

Thats probably true for almost everyone


lcastill1

They are so stupid. This is going to be epic


jbb3205

I was fully prepared to sell at like 50-60 when I bought in last November. They are so fucked


Shotgun516

Not only that, but many of our eventual gains could go from short term to long term…thus apes having to pay less tax to the government. They have screwed small businesses, tried to screw retailers and now they could potentially screw our govt


Naive-Coconut-8918

How would one read that number?


Farrisson_Hord

Nein nein nein nein nein..


Naive-Coconut-8918

Nice 😂 got me


JesusHMinus

-Ken Griffin


CptCheesus

Das ist jetzt unser faden.


RedestPills

I don’t know why but, this comment has me loling hard! Feel like an idiot sitting by myself laughing so hard


Dice102

Just short of a Gorillian!!!


Turdfurg23

That's a thick ass boi!


Denim_Danger69

DAMMMMMMM BOI!!!!!


Shostygordo

HE THICC BOOOI!


Snoo_87806

That boy is thick


JacobRichB

Oh lawd it's coming!


SajiMeister

😂


aitathrowaway2019

thicker than a bowl of oatmeal!


Digitlnoize

Alright, a brief explanation. Was chatting with some ape friends on discord and someone found this link to this thing we’re pretty sure we’re not supposed to see. All sorts of crazy swaps and baskets and shit. Lots of BRAZIL stuff. **Edit**: after some thought and discussion, I removed the link to the source. We have eyes on it and it’s a live feed that we think we’re not supposed to have access too, and we worry that we’ll lose access if it gets too much traffic and they realize we’re snooping in there. It’s a running live feed so archiving the site won’t help all that much. We want to maintain access to the feed. Edit 2: A few updates: - Seems this is a public DTCC feed, so no worries about it being backdoor access 😏 - Link here: https://pddata.dtcc.com/gtr/cftc/dashboard.do - No, we do not know what it means. Might not be GME, might be a glitch, but it IS a new source of data on swaps free for mining, and that’s worth something since were fairly certain at this point that the meme stocks were shorted in a swap “basket”. - I don’t really know the details of how we came across this. I was at work, someone found it, I came back to our chat and it had blown up and so I exact missed the moment of discovery. - The 1970 date seems to be a UNIX dev code placeholder. - The expiration date and other info is of unclear significance. Hence posting this, to get more apes eyes on it. Engage the hive mind. Edit 3: Lots if apes asking what a basket swap is. Everyone needs to get up to speed on this ASAP. Current theory among the wrinkle brains is the the meme stocks were shorted together in a group, a “basket” (or, like a bespoke tranche, if you’ve seen the Big Short), and this is why they all move together. There’s many kinds of swaps and derivatives, but Total Return Swaps keep popping up as one possibility. There have been many DD’s on this, but I wrote a DD on it here: https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ohhwkk/a_basket_of_shorts_why_so_many_meme_stocks_move/ The link has all sorts of juicy swaps. But it’s VERY possible the $999 TRILLION swap is a test trade or a glitch, so let’s not get overly jacked, but still, good stuff here apes. Hive mind input appreciated. Screenshots from previous link. Link removed to preserve Intel. https://imgur.com/a/MeI459c/


DaddyWarbucksh

Directions unclear buying more affirmative


Intelligent-Rough-54

What do you mean you don’t recognize the date?! That’s exactly 6 months to the date after GME’s senior debt was supposed to expire! If GME couldn’t find refinancing or additional capital infusion prior to the expiration of the loan, they would have likely had to file for bankruptcy!


StarWhorz00

This guy fucks


BoondockBilly

Let the boy watch


Mrmasuvious

Let him learn


JoeSchmohawk93

Like I learned from my fatha, and my fatha learned from his fatha


Financial-Hall-1056

I don't actually laugh out loud very often... but I totally LOL'd at this. Thanks!


gotagoodusername

Do we have the exact date the CFTC is stopping reporting out to? Expiration date 12/15/2023... hmmm


jackofspades123

I swear wes said 6 months is a key holding period


Wekeepyourunning

wat mean


the_moist_conundrum

Nice work


Jujuforsushu

Jesus… can someone Screenshot and post this


[deleted]

[удалено]


Fantasybroke

Invite u/criand


Digitlnoize

He’s on it (or will be once the damn dog comes home…) ;)


Killingroughtime

In a reverse world we waiting for the dog to come home.


Zappraticus

So he knows about this or do you know if he’s aware? Or any other mod?


Digitlnoize

He’s aware.


greazyninja

And we know that he knows


Digitlnoize

And he knows that we know that he knows.


Blargh-86

And we know that he knows that we know that he knows.


HostilePasta

But do THEY know?


Digitlnoize

And he *knows* that we know that he knows that we know that he knows.


Fantasybroke

🔥


LordRaeko

CRIAND backward > DNAIRC > DNA I RC > I am Ryan Cohen. Personal CRIAND theory


PMmeyouraxewound

Geniuscavedskull.jpg


MarVanDam

How the hell am I supposed to sleep now??? Boner won't go down.


SmithRune735

A $999trillion glitch? Sounds like MOASS


NightHawkRambo

The price of one GME share, how cute.


gladitwasntme2

https://web.archive.org/web/20210903223730/https://imgur.com/a/MeI459c/


Digitlnoize

Thanks. I also have the screenshots saved, along with my buds.


funkyspacedino

What is the event time stamp?


Vaywen

Hi guys, sorry this isn't my account. I don't have enough karma to post this myself. (and my post on the main thread is pretty buried) The event timestamp here could very well be about **08:53:20 on the 3rd of March 2021**. (New York Time) I ran into a bug not long ago where timestamps from the server were being received by the client as seconds since the unix epoch but javascript dates are represented as milliseconds since the epoch. So the base timestamp is off by 1000. If you run the conversion: var secondsSinceEpoch = new Date('1970-01-19 16:32:56Z').getTime() var actualDate = new Date(secondsSinceEpoch * 1000) You end up on March 3rd. It's definitely an interesting date to see popping up next to something like this.


darth_lyden

March 3rd is when she popped off the 2nd time!


funkyspacedino

Yes it’s the time that seems odd


Digitlnoize

Unclear. Best guess, blank date?


funkyspacedino

That’s not a normal default date though for a lot of databases (im a developer). Usually you would see something like 12-31-1969


greentr33s

Looks like we found the windows dev XD, that's a Unix time stamp lol


Digitlnoize

Thanks! Helpful!


Shadd518

FWIW the Unix date that matches this is 1636376. not sure/doubt that means anything at all but do with it what you will


c0ndu17

The normal min date that’s standard on all systems I’ve worked with is 1st Jan 1970, better known as epoch time


FourEverGreatFull

Maybe it’s an input error. One less comma equals 999 billion


sweatysuits

No error. That's the current floor.


flaming_pope

This is the way


gladitwasntme2

Please archive the link now


Digitlnoize

I took it down before it gets too much traffic and gets removed. We’d like to preserve the Intel as long as possible.


justtwogenders

Go on web archive and type in the link. It will save it to their server so you can access even if they take it down


CullenaryArtist

Posting this might lead to removing your access to this information


dazedyouth

Kgc in the name of the Amazon bucket got me JACKED. This one in the screenshot under equity is gone and that title changed to equities


Digitlnoize

Yeah it’s a running feed, constantly changing as things pass through. Hence removing the link because we want to retain access to it and too much traffic might reveal our access.


dazedyouth

Shows in archived screenshot. My guess is someone remove bed that line


rtheiss

Looks like you found the infinite money printer.


Banks_y

Almost $1.2 quadrillion if you look at it in US Dollar 🤌🏼


kibblepigeon

What’s that number - is that our new floor?


TeddyTwoShoes

999 trillion, 999 billion, 999 million, 999 thousand, 999 and 99 cents. The cents is counted to the ten thousands place. So it’s still very shy of infinity and maybe too low for the floor, but hey that’s your personal call.


chakabra23

Sigh... Fine! I guess I can spare a single share at this price... Smh...


Flapflapimabird

Is this the entire derivatives market?


TendoTheTuxedo

Derivatives was estimated to be multiple quadrillions. I think something along the tune of 4. Could be mandela effect as i dont have a source.


Flapflapimabird

I think you’re right but maybe the spreadsheet caps at 999T


Rehypothecator

Exactly this


Broken_system2022

133 million a share minimum


Digitlnoize

Always was meme.


reconninja

🌍👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀


Apprehensive-Salt-42

👩‍🚀🌍🔫🌍


greentr33s

Idk but it is odd, doesn't seem like a buffer overflow or underflow so doesn't seem like a bug in the code, maybe an input error that capped out on the feed? Not really sure


cjh11111

Everyone tagging Criand don’t forget the other 🐐 u/broccaaa


TheCureprank

Ya brocca brocca!


Whiskiz

say his name a 3rd time and he'll appear in a mirror


comeoncomet

I had an ex-girlfriend like that. If I said her name 3x into a mirror she would appear behind me and steal my wallet Ape Life Advice: never date a stripper


Specimen_7

Oh cool your screenshot has ContractForDifference in it a few times. A quick google shows they are illegal in the US and a criticism of them from Wikipedia specifically mentions Market Makers and says > CFDs, when offered by providers under the market maker model, have been compared[29] to the bets sold by bucket shops, which flourished in the United States at the turn of the 20th century. These allowed speculators to place highly leveraged bets on stocks generally not backed or hedged by actual trades on an exchange, so the speculator was in effect betting against the house. Then a small bit investopedia says. > CFD contracts are not allowed in the U.S. They are allowed in listed, over-the-counter (OTC) markets in many major trading countries, including the United Kingdom, Germany, Switzerland, Singapore, Spain, France, South Africa, Canada, New Zealand, Hong Kong, Sweden, Norway, Italy, Thailand, Belgium, Denmark, and the Netherlands. Oh cool sketchy item used in OTC markets.


Digitlnoize

Yeah we’ve been looking into these. Nothing conclusive yet…


Rehypothecator

They’re literally calling the names of their crimes as headlines!?


FamiliarOxymoron

Did a small amount of research to try to understand at the least those categories and what each one means. Action: New "indicates first submission for that transaction type/submitted For USI/UTI." Event Timestamp: should be when the event occurred according to the reporting party, comments have speculated this may be a mistake. Publication Timestamp: is missing from the glossary, I might assume its the date that the event was reported on this website. Expiration date, self explanatory: Unadjusted date when the swap obligations end. (noted that this date stays unedited even in the event of an early termination) Notional Amount 1: "For each leg of the transaction, where applicable: - for OTC derivative transactions negotiated in monetary amounts, amount specified in the contract." Notional Currency 1, self-explanatory: Currency on the "1" side of the swap, in this case EUR. Total Notional Quantity 1: "For each leg of the transaction, where applicable: aggregate Notional quantity of the underlying asset for the term of the transaction." Cleared: Whether or not the transaction has been cleared, U = unclear C = cleared Price 1, the tricky stuff: "For equity swaps, portfolios swaps, and similar products, this data element refers to the initial price of the underlying or reference asset." Price Unit of measure 1: can be unit or a currency, this case currency. basis points and percentage levels seem to be the common options for units. So why isn't price so easy to understand on this? Well that's because this isn't a portfolio swap, it's a variance swap. In short it's a swap on the volatility of some underlying asset, in this case we know it to be a basket of assets. Unlike options where you might end up picking the wrong side of volatility, with a variance swap the more volatile the asset/basket in either direction the better the return. Now I don't know if price defines the cumulative price of all assets in that basket, or if price is somehow related to the expected volatility in the contract. With my very limited intelligence I might assume a couple things. First, that it's an error to assume it's real information (meaning glitch or intentional test of the system). second, I might assume there's some massive market out there worth quadrillions that somebody is expecting to see a shit load of volatility in. Third I might assume that same person who is now preparing for extreme volatility is forced to do so because they are currently in positions where significant volatility will fuck them. But most likely I follow the first assumption, though it's fun to dream. [https://www.investopedia.com/terms/v/varianceswap.asp](https://www.investopedia.com/terms/v/varianceswap.asp) Scroll to the main classes of users for variance swaps for a bit of that confirmation bias to re-enter your system. Apologies for length of comment, time of posting, little to add in all that length apart of definitions, and a blanket apology for grammar. My prescribed dose of adderall is giving my brain testicular torsion


Vaywen

Hi guys, sorry this isn't my account. I don't have enough karma to post this myself. The event timestamp here could very well be about **08:53:20 on the 3rd of March 2021**. (New York Time) I ran into a bug not long ago where timestamps from the server were being received by the client as seconds since the unix epoch but javascript dates are represented as milliseconds since the epoch. So the base timestamp is off by 1000. If you run the conversion: var secondsSinceEpoch = new Date('1970-01-19 16:32:56Z').getTime() var actualDate = new Date(secondsSinceEpoch * 1000) You end up on March 3rd. It's definitely an interesting date to see popping up next to something like this.


Rehypothecator

Wow! This is really important and really gets the point of what we are seeing ! Nice find Remind me why March 3rd was important?


Vaywen

The was a big price spike on/just after March 3rd


RoamLikeRomeo

UP WITH YOU!


Krineaus

999 TRILLION? That has to be an error… right? Or is this one of those “they aren’t actually glitches” moments


will-reddit-for-food

Can it go higher?


Rehypothecator

It’s likely HIGHER than that, but that’s the highest notional value the spreadsheets or digits can be expressed. Probably suggests well in excess of a quadrillion


imdesigner311

So maybe it’s like the gauges at Chernobyl where they could only read up to a certain level


No-Ad-6444

So 1 quadrillion new floor? Infinity same ceiling?


State_Dear

One issue of stock is all you need,,, after the MOASS, you could buy your own country.


80skid001

Might not be enough countries to go around


SmithRune735

I call dibs on Iceland


chromio13

Fuck


Ibanezz14

Pffft moron, Greenland is where all the grass is. Iceland is covered in....ICE


bigdoinksinamishhh

Yep, better listen to him ape! Steer clear of cold boring ol' Iceland


NightHawkRambo

The bad guys from Mighty Ducks 2? I'll pass.


MaiinganOdawa

We'll just rehypothecate the countries 🤣


Flapflapimabird

https://kgc0418-tdw-data-0.s3.amazonaws.com/gtr/static/gtr/docs/RT_PPD_quick_ref_guide.pdf What this


saryxyz

Whoa it’s images look quite a bit like OP’s screenshot. Good find.


Flapflapimabird

ALL OF THE DTCCS DATA IS OPEN SOuRCeD ON AMAZOn WEzb SERVERs DONt TELL ANYBOdY Edit: I think it’s supposed to be open source anyways. https://rdrr.io/cran/dataonderivatives/src/R/ddr.R I found some info too Edit: here’s a user guide for a dashboard. https://kgc0418-tdw-data-0.s3.amazonaws.com/gtr/static/gtr/docs/RTD_quick_ref_guide.pdf


saryxyz

Typical fucking boomers


-timishu-

u/gherkinit


Flapflapimabird

What this? https://pddata.dtcc.com/gtr/rss.do


Flapflapimabird

I think this is the dashboard for the user guide. https://pddata.dtcc.com/gtr/cftc/dashboard.do


Flapflapimabird

https://kgc0418-tdw-data-0.s3.amazonaws.com/gtr/static/gtr/html/CUMULATIVE_SLICE_GRID.html What this.


dazedyouth

A lot of data


dazedyouth

The instructions ... I think what we are seeing is the feed and not the navigation tools (our screenshot is missing these dtcc headers and buttons... There has to be a wrapper somewhere that includes all of these other buttons etc shown in these instructions. Edit The links in that pdf work


Flapflapimabird

https://pddata.dtcc.com/gtr/cftc/dashboard.do Dashboard located.


dazedyouth

But not kcg data inside that dashboard


Flapflapimabird

All of this is for Canada. Cftc information. We want the American shares information. It should be out there somewhere. It should all be public knowledge because it’s a free market, right?


Flapflapimabird

I posted two sets of instructions. There is a GitHub for pulling cumulative slices that I pulled and some code for pulling some other information from the repertoires.


sweatysuits

How much? 999,999,999,999,999,999.99 That's some paper dick shit right there. AT LEAST hold out for 1,000,000,000,000,000,000.69 Nice find by the way. A certain time traveller opened this swap in 1970. It was obvious EVEN THEN that GameStop was the play. Bullish.


SajiMeister

The year after ‘69


tax-this-dick

>paper dick I can’t breathe I’m laughing so hard Edit: this is becoming very painful to continue laughing but it’s no longer in my control


bigdoinksinamishhh

A dick that dissolves when wet... Fitting


Worth_Feed9289

That's not what she said.


EvilBeanz59

Sooo. Simulation confirmed once again? DFV. That you? I could see him in a pimp outfit. Lol. W RC.


Schwifftee

>How much? 999,999,999,999,999,999,999.99 Hold up, I got a penny. Let's just make it **~~ONE-QUINTILLION.~~** **ONE-SEXTILLION.** Edit: it's Euros.


kamikaze_pedestrian

I dont know what a basket swap is And at this point I'm too afraid to ask


tidux

It's like a Credit Default Swap but about an ETF made of a basket of stocks instead of a mortgage backed security. Basket swaps don't have to be reported to the CFTC anymore and are thus how the hedgies are hiding their short positions.


crosbynstaal

One thousandth of a penny from a clean quadrillion? Sounds about right.


saryxyz

Also the fact that you guys just stumbled onto a live feed of this shit is the most boomers bad at interwebs thing ever.


tendiesholder

Right? That's fucking amazing.


sneakyflamingy

I'm too smooth brained to understand 99% of this lol


DCD-NOT-DFV

#####It's cool bro. Normally us smooth brains have good looks, so it compensates for the lack in grey matter. Ya heard?


Ka12n

Explain please? :)


Digitlnoize

See my comment above.


serbeardless

It's above now.


Digitlnoize

Fixed haha.


Careful_Oil_3487

Takes less than 24 hrs or so for all the wrinkled brained apes to uncover the crime but still can’t get G G and G G2 to nothing! Still what a great time to be an ape!


buy_the_peaks

Oh shit. Euroapes have been waiting in the wings for their chance. I see Euros in the picture. You don’t fuck with European finance.


Twelvety

Kenny: hold my mayo


Choyo

Hey price1 ! You are my Floor !


triple6lordinfamous

Commenting for visibility. Holy shit.


nutsackilla

That's $13,333,333.333 per share @75m shares.


Krineaus

Since it shows the unit of measure is in EUR, do we multiply that by 1.19? Since the current conversion rate is 1:1.19 EUR to USD


Ill_Illustrator9776

Let's just round it up to a nice even $50m.


Sneakgeek7

u/criand


whydo-ducks-quack

Remove the heart, spill the blood, he must be summoned!


Ithinkyourallstupid

I NEED AN AUTIST!!


GuidanceInevitable

I thought it would involve squeaky toys or something?


Dice102

Nice!!


Einhander_pilot

So that price is for 1 share?!? 👀


LurkOLurker

!remindme 12/15/23


padishaihulud

Can someone help me pronounce this weird French word I found? It kinda looks like "gwill-o-tine", but I'm sure I'm pronouncing it wrong.


SemperBavaria

Somebody light the Pom beacon for Criand!


GuidanceInevitable

The Beacons are lit!


chakabra23

And my ax!


DuckNumbertwo

Hell yeah that’s that good shit


ADeadMeme1

HOLY MOLY


adray86

Haha Soy bean futures spotted in your image. This is it.


Viking_Undertaker

New date.. 15 December 2023… tits are jacked


RussianCrabMan

What's in the booox?


The-Acid-Gypsy-Witch

Hope this helps people to look for relevant information Happy hunting https://kgc0418-tdw-data-0.s3.amazonaws.com/gtr/static/gtr/docs/RT_PPD_quick_ref_guide.pdf


Flapflapimabird

https://github.com/abresler/fundManageR What this Edit: this one needs to go to a wrinkle brain.


gladitwasntme2

Calling /u/criand apes may have found some important information about swaps


Pure-crap

!remindme 8 hours


death417

Whaaa? I would like information please kind ape


DutySpirited

nice find


DrunkenIronworker55

Wtf is WHITE ICE WTF IS COCOA ICE


Krineaus

Noticed it says price unit of measure is in EUR Soooo with a quick google at a conversion rate of 1:1.19 EUR to USD… 999,999,999,999,999.99999 EUR = 1,188,350,000,000,000.00 USD (with some rounding)


Digitlnoize

It also says like 0.15 units or something, so maybe 15% of that? Dunno.


tlkshowhst

This is huge


capnslapaho

They were planning on kicking this until AT LEAST 2023. We, or GameStop, will have to do something about it. With that reserve and the government effectively on their side, it’s not going to be “organic”


24kbuttplug

Funny that apes have done more of the SEC's job in the last 8 months then the SEC has done during its entire life.


basperrone

Paper hand price


ppbourgeois

# 999,999,999,999,999,999.99999 ^(is my new floor)