T O P

T+69

T+69

greazyninja

Back in the summer of T+69


powerful_blue

I got my first real six string


dummywithwings

Bought it at the five and dime


assavenger

played it till my butthole bled


patchyj

It was the summer of T+69 Me and some apes from Reddit Had a stock and we held real hard Paper hands quit and puts got married We always knew they'd never get far Oh when I look back now Those 8 months seemed to last forever And if I had the choice Ya - I'd always wanna be there Those were the best apes of my life Edit: 🎵🤟🎵


GoldenSheriff

Was naked, short, committed crayon crime.


EmailStealingBot

I got my first real six shares! Bought them for five and a dime! (I fucking wish)


Blu3_w4ff1es

held 'em til my fingers bled


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Chrisanova_NY

Isn't he the guy that wrote "One Night Love APeFair?


HotRefrigerator2757

*Now nothing can take you away from me,* *We've been down that road before,* *But that's over now, you keep me coming back for more;* *GME, you're all that I want, when you're lying here in my arms,* *I'm finding it hard to believe we're in Heaven* *And Ryan is all I need and I found it there in your heart,* *It isn't too hard to see we're in Heaven!*


doodooz7

Man, the hedgies were committing crime


painofidlosts

They were breaking the basic rule, always commit 1 crime at a time!


Fox-Great

Doin' all your tickers watch, You told me that you'd wait forever, Oh and when u/Criand held my hand, I knew that it was now or never, Those were the best days of my life.


GavtehNav

Tsixty nine


UncagedTrombone

Almost like the SHFs Can’t Stop This Thing We’ve Started


allkindsofgainzzz

So from what I gathered from the end of the post, unless we were to Moass this week, SHF may let this thing run up a bit at the end of the next cycle as an attempt to get us to paper hand as that is their only hope. Only problem for them is no one is going to. I’m not gonna all of a sudden say fuck it and paper hand at something like $1000 after holding for this long.


SlimPickensDuck

Another 2 cycles and my taxes are cut in half.


Le_90s_Kid_XD

And, double position at least!


thatsnotmyname95

Is that a US tax thing? Just trying to figure out if it applies to me too...


Tigaj

I would have been stoked to sell at 1000 in January. But it is fucking September now and I wanna get PAID


stamegop

same. if they had let it hit 1k in jan sneeze theres a good chance it would all be over . but their greed blinded them. buy and hold


ATWaltz

We keep saying that, but could they really have let it hit 1k in Jan? There was more than just GME to cover going by the basket theory and it would have set off a chain reaction of liquidations and trouble. I think they really had no choice but to try and do what they have been doing because otherwise their fortress would already have come crashing down, perhaps it already has done in a way, but more of a controlled demolition or disarming of certain parts to limit the collateral damage is what's happening, with the hope that just maybe they'll be able to get off the hook.


stamegop

well said, i dont know what really i happened in january and none of us really do but i do know to buy and hold


dunkaroo55

Exactly. Time value of money + inflation. I want a lot more than January day dreams


sarmurpat6411

I remember thinking in January that $1,000 was an insanely high, impossible price (held regardless), and now I am afraid to tell anyone my floor lest I be laughed out of existence. I will be laughing soon though.


erikwarm

Same here. I would have gladly sold for $1000 back than. They had the audacity to disrespect us. Now i won’t sell until they are in a cell!


gherkinit

This is the Way


allkindsofgainzzz

Excellent.


Faldrik_

They can't 'let it run' certainly not to 1k, there's a reason they fight so hard for every dollar it seems now. Its my firm belief we are fast approaching liquidation territory for someone, the next time it runs high ita game over, wether someone has 'let it run' or not.


Southern-Task-9133

and the more buy and hold, the lower the pinch point of that liquidation territory becomes as the overall obligation increases (no. of short shares x exchange 'share price'). This is the death spiral, the more they manipulate it down, the more shares are bought for the money we have, the more they 'let it run', the second half of the equation increases. My decision is to hold and buy when I can, then soon when these lines intersect - KABOOM. the DD is brilliant and beautiful, but nothing can ever change, it will always be buy and hold.


K1dn3yPunch

What if Kenny & Co. had a change of heart earlier this year and decided they felt remorse for their scummy ways. Mr. Mayo is purposely dragging this out and keeping the price affordable at the same time to help create the biggest transfer of wealth he possibly can. Jk. ^^^^unless?


Ka12n

TL/DR: It doesn't matter when this cycle hits, it's going to change soon. \[It gets faster / less days apart\] - if this isn't MOASS, the next cycle will likely be earlier. No matter which way they go, they are fucked. 1) short more - causes the FTDs to pop up too soon making them to buy more shares increasing price causing MOASS 2) short less - lets the price rise too high that they cannot afford their open short positions causing MOASS 3) do the same thing they have been - volume is already dangerously low, now they can't short enough inside of legitimate volume which will let the price rise... causing MOASS 4) buy the shares! Instant MOASS :D Kobayashi Maru


WhoLetTheDogsBackIn

Gamestop really needs to sell some good quality nipple lotion. This is too much to handle. Rip dumbass ☠


bicycle_racer

Your nipples haven’t fully callused over? Like, hard as, I dunno, diamonds perhaps?


channelgary

Surely this big wedge from January is going to squeeze them soon either way. The spring is loaded and there's only so much room to move.


DBuck42

> Kobayashi Maru Fucking love it! And Kenny ain't no Kirk, so shorts r indeed fuk.


OMY2FYGurl

You had me at 69.


itoitoito

I predicted this [69 days ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/oa2ks6/comment/h3evrh2)


Pawject

Nice


WeinerButtPoop

Nice


LongjumpingAd7768

Nice


Netog1973

Noice


potatohead46

Nice.


Downtownd00d

Nice


Working-Estate-9659

Nice


k2fa91

🤯 What the actual fuck


gorilaagua

If I am doing the 69 and feel like swapping, is that gay


gherkinit

Shit, I never saw your post. I'll gladly add a link edit * just done reading your DD you just added 21+21 definitely not the same


lordlikescamels

His comment on the linked DD was: T+69 is the next "possible DD"


JustANyanCat

It's not the post, it's his highlighted comment that says T+69


Fr0me

Task failed successfully


Holybolognabatman

To go a little deeper, I just spent 69$ at GameStop


Eastern_Ad_4441

I was born in 69. It’s all coming together. 🤓


ComfySofa69

Me too! Simulation confirmed!


afroniner

Waited all day for this. Edit: Only question I have is, where in our current cycle do you see T+69 landing from previous massive FTD?


chechen84

If it's in his tweets...Friday (4x4=16)


afroniner

Makes sense as it probably is in option chains.


get_durrd

Holy shit! MOASS on my bday? Best gift ever!


Mychelly360

What tweet are you looking at?


hewhoknowsit

The 9th


redit_admin_is_trash

That's when crash Bandicoot was released...


Unsure_if_Relevant

The 9th thru the 16th should be a blast


squats_n_thots

Mother of god


kozbyy

MOASS FRIDAY?!


DarthBooooom

>MOASS FRIDAY?! Black Monday for the rest.


FIREplusFIVE

It’s been awhile since reading a DD made me want more shares of GME immediately upon reading. Buying 1,000 more shares at open tomorrow.


flymooncricket

Wanna fuck my wife while you wait for market open?


Okanemochi373628

Do you mind if my wife joins while me and her bf watch?


ISayBullish

#BULLISH AF


One_Engineering_3659

You’re doing god’s work, thank you for your service


tyyle

Username checks out


famishedburritocat

*looks around for mods* PLEASE GIVE US DATES


grungromp

Dates aren't against the rules. That's an organic community policy. Personally I think it's absurd to think that the MOASS is going to happen with no symptoms we can track to specific dates. Also, anyone who claims at this point that hype is a double edged sword because Apes are eventually going to sell because they get disappointed by a date not going though? They haven't been paying attention and need to learn to trust this group.


Big_Shrimpin_MN86

Agreed it is no doubt disappointing when dates don’t pan out but who cares nobody is phased at this point


grungromp

We've had what, 7? 10? REALLY big hyped dates in the last 9 months. Apes haven't sold at any of them. But yeah. Let's call other apes out for too much hype because the 11th date is going to be the one that breaks us. If you can't deal with hype? Sounds like a personal issue that you get to deal with on your own. Don't come here and tell people how to behave so you can protect yourself. The community here isn't responsible for catering to your nerves. Read some more DD, look at the history of what we've done, and learn to believe in this community. They haven't let me down yet, and never will.


gotagoodusername

It was kind of a problem early on when we missed a few and not everyone's hands had been forged into diamonds, there were fears of people bailing on us, so there was a "don't hype dates" thing that happened. The thing was, those who HAD committed, loved watching the dates go by, each one we missed was one closer to the date we finally hit it. At this point, if you paperhand because a date was missed, then you never deserved to go to the moon in the first place..


yoyoyoitsyaboiii

I had to scale back so I only hype on days ending in Y. If it goes another year I may need to scale back to only weekday hype and holiday weekend hype.


famishedburritocat

Dude you came outta nowhere 🤣 Happy cake day!!


grungromp

Thank you! I'm awake, hyped, and browsing like crazy. An important reminder that we're all just as jacked as the rest of you 🚀🚀🚀🚀


Insahnitee

I hope no one throws away this once in an EVER opportunity when we rip this week. The DD is DONE. Ryan Cohen told us what to do. Buckle up. Moass will happen regardless of who wants it to or not. Shit is about to get wild. 🚀🔜🌕


DennyDoge

I'm holding


TECHOMEGA86

I'm hodling


tpc0121

**A god tier T+69 theory on July 69th.** My tits are so fucking jacked.


Dr_Gingerballs

I recommend a natural bull Mayo for your nipples.


jsmar18

This is the best written DD I've read to date based on solid foundations, logic and fair assumptions - thanks for the effort that you put into this. Have you attempted to back test this at all, out of curiosity?


Dr_Gingerballs

I have attempted it with varying success. The trick is trying to guess what is operational and located shorting vs naked shorting. With reasonable assumptions about both the actual volume and short volume data tend to match.


jsmar18

I can imagine that sets you up for with large variance - would be interested to see a second post with you going into that detail for sure Thanks for the work! Was a great read once again.


cultseaa

Thank you for your work on this!


Dr_Gingerballs

Who wrote this? It seems really stupid. Guys don’t downvote me /s.


gherkinit

You did you pirate fuck


poonmangler

He is, without a doubt, the worst pirate I have *ever* heard of. But I *have* heard of him...


eblackham

*ship blows up*


Expensive-Two-8128

Can’t wait until Gary actually has to read this comment :) Also- APES: - This post is archived in the Wayback Machine HERE (I’d bookmark in a web browser NOT just your Reddit account, juuuust in case): ***https://web.archive.org/web/20210908024045/https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pk1g5d/t69/*** - Linked 2009 Australia paper is archived in the Wayback Machine HERE: ***https://web.archive.org/web/20210908024744/https://www.researchgate.net/publication/228260887_Naked_Short_Sales_and_Fails_to_Deliver_An_Overview_of_Clearing_and_Settlement_Procedures_for_Stock_Trades_in_the_US*** - 1st Linked Cornell Law page is archived in the Wayback Machine HERE: ***https://web.archive.org/web/20210908025506/https://www.law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/17/242.203*** - 2nd Linked Cornell Law page is archived in the Wayback Machine HERE: ***https://web.archive.org/web/20210908025755/https://www.law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/17/240.15c3-1*** - Yesterday’s Buy & Hodl DD is archived in the Wayback Machine HERE: ***https://web.archive.org/web/20210908030011/https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pj90o7/buy_and_hodl_the_guide/?utm_name=iossmf***


thatradsguy

Btw dude, I currently can't afford to get a membership but love your stream, I definitely like and subscribe every day 👌


xsteinbachx

That's all he asks for. The guy is the meanest nicest guy I've ever watched on Youtube. Secretly has the biggest heart, but will straight up call you an idiot.


nepia

He just like pointing the obvious.


gherkinit

Thank you


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brev23

Christ your username is a train wreck. I don’t think I’ll ever recover. *well played*


afroniner

Had the biggest laugh of the day after reading this comment and seeing who wrote it.


bartlettderp

Your ginger balls jack my tits


Turnip801

😘🧠


righttoplay

It’s Rainman the autist himself


fastingslow

69. Nice!


woozilwozil

Nice!


TheWhyteMaN

Nice!


highandautistic

Nice.


HODL_or_D1E

Nice


ItzBoogieMan

Nice


Koza_101

Nice!


a_toaster_strudel

Nice


the_gold_blokes

Nice!


sac_kings_916

Noice


Bright-Mycologist-73

Noice!


EliWest721

I can get on board with every bit of this. 69 is just bonus


PM_me_ur_JACKED_TITS

T+nice


crossedx

While Kenny sells his soul for one more day, I’ll sit here and hold. And play with myself.


Number_2_Dad

> I’ll sit here and hold. And play with myself. no sure which is easier to do, but I can guarantee you I'm doing both


QDiamonds

So Matt Kohrs still sticks bananas in his ass right?


gherkinit

and probably fucks ducks...


headspreader

Bless you gherk and your salty brine of reality. It's like my grandfather always said, "Whale teeth for MOASS."


ChocolatePresent7860

Praise be VWAP WT4M


Ollywombat

This is my most important hodl. Even if there is a share split. Even if there is a dividend of some type. I guaran-fuckin-tee the SHF, MM and CHERPOW will still present a dip or sideways trading. We know what is going on. Fuck these ass clowns. I will hodl until I my broker account reads 1-800-CHERPOW


Angeroocap

Let's fuckin Go 🚀 Praise VWAP 🙏


ChocolatePresent7860

Worth the wait! I'm going to have to read it like 10 more times, but from what I did absorb, I am so freaking impressed with you and the quants piecing all this together. How did you even begin to figure this out? Were you just pouring over abstracts? Gotdamn! Gherk is the MOASS MVP when all is said and done, someone get the gatorade ready. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏


Snyggast

It happens this cycle, or the next or sometime in between. Does not matter _when_, as it is inevitable. These last months hodling GME has been the most eventful and entertaining time I’ve had in _years_. I’m truly passionate about something again, after years of feeling like nothing I do would ever change anything. Look at me now, ma! Great job on the DD’s you’ve been cranking out u/gherkinit! Thank you for that, and for tiressly explaining ”why hodl” pretty much hourly on the PickleTube. You are doing a great service, and you add _deep fucking value_ on the daily through your streams.


Awkward-Bug-9006

It has been soo long since you mentioned this DD. I am happy to see it out now! Thanks for everything you do for the community, u/gherkinit


TheTangoFox

T+69. I could get on/under that.


Netog1973

I’m still not over that


Dizzy-Art-2382

I wish the mods could throw this to top for EVERYONE to see quickly. Gherk, youve been great this entire time and I watch you daily. There is some VERY important information in this document, and your other DDs. ​ Thanks for all you do!


Clear_Chain_2121

I needed this today. Thank you.


darkcrimsonx

Unrelated to post. Why has the rising section not moved any the last 4-6 hours?


Hot_Hold_9839

Being shorted mate


darkcrimsonx

You've gone too far this time Shitadel. You can take my money, you can payoff the regulators....but you fuck with my reddit feed, now it's personal!


FiscalStupidity

T+69 is the best time for MOASS. Forever diamondhanded, 🐋🦷4️⃣📈.


shiftyone1

I think I speak for everyone when I say that I am ready to be disappointed - while at the same time content :)


The_Mold_Man

Algo comment. Awesome stuff


sergemeister

You son of a bitch, I'm in!


Hairy_Coug13

Simulation confirmed for the 69th time.


JuxtaposeLife

Did you really just post T+69 on July 69st! Nice.


Plenter

Whale teeth for moass!!


Stone_Man_1973

I just like the title!


HemingwaysMustache

1k EOD


rub_a_dub-dub

GUYBRUSH THREEPICKLE FOR MOASS THREEPICKLE CHEERS FOR GHERKINIT


TDETLES

Whale teeth for MOASS!


dubweb32

Yeah this is a six or seven time re-reader for me… but thank you nonetheless! Wtf is “selling”? It’s been 84 years of holding… what’s one more?


Suitable_Mix_3795

Thought I read thoroughly.. but when is T+69?


tito5000

Wen 69?


Consistent-Outcome94

Wen Moon!?


skiskydiver37

I love you man! I really like this DD & 69. Thank you!


beebarama

Thanks Gherk. This is Tiger :)


CeryxiaXII

Thanks for tickling or jacked tits!! gherkins for MOASS!!!!


Rocky_Mountain_Boner

Pickle my dickle brother


aPrid123

Thanks for this gherk! see you tomorrow for the stream!!


Consistent-Outcome94

Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF! Your the best Gherk ! Thank you Dr Gingerballs as well. This is well done.💎🦍🚀👏


sandman1349

Very poetic if GME erupted on T+69


soadisnotforbath

LFG hedgies are fucked boys. As always, great work gherkinit.


TrackingTenCross1

Thank you Gherk - stellar observations!


Miss_Smokahontas

Is this MOASS?!?!


bvttfvcker

#YAAAASQUEEN


alwayscomplimenting

That 3-axis chart is mind blowing. Like… holy shit, dude. We joke about who they’re up against but this is some seriously incredible analysis.


Shiggle

You had me at T+


DisgruntledPOG

::snaps:: You son of a bitch I’m in


HeadMucketyMuck

"It's what Guybrush would do" - gherkinit Tits jacked


theloniousmccoy

Is "Top: Now" giving anyone else posts from 5 hours ago?


WrathofKhaan

My girlfriend: What are you researching on Superstonk this time? Me: T+69=Diamond hands apes moon soon, MOASS is almost upon us… My girlfriend: 🙄🙄


Nix143

You know who DOESN'T FTD? Ya boy Gherk. High fives all round to you and the quants.


KobeOK

TL/DR: at the rate we are buying and holding and the current daily volume, technically we should run out of available shares by end of next cycle. - I hope I interpreted that right 🚀🚀🚀 fuk the hedgies


DacheinAus

When is the next big T-69?


theoldme3

I read above that would be friday?


HODL_or_D1E

If someone has the date that it's within this post. Please comment it here for my tits


Choyo

It feels like this whole saga made a lot of people learn in 6 months as much (and more complicated) tricks than they did learn in the past decade. Again, kudos for the great write up.


Past-Construction-88

Buy n hodl is the only way. Lifetime transfer of wealth isnt with any cycle. Warren buffet is the king ! I day traded everything to close out to stay all in GME forever. I buy I hodl I voted. That’s just me ! 💎💎💎


Upper_Piano1809

Me personally I’m just gonna diamond hodl. This stock works like any other stock. Like shit, if you wanted to make money by selling highs and buying back lows you could just say trade a different stock and make profits and use it to buy more GME. Honestly you’re better off doing that then day trading our precious stock and increasing selling pressure which hinders MOASS. But we won’t do that because we just like GME am I right? So then if you don’t like dah trading other stocks to increase profit, don’t bother day trading GME for profits to buy more GME. All I’m all, I’ve only become well versed in TA through GME and learning from the quants and wrinkled brains, but I’m still too inexperienced and still way too impatient to sell GME and then buy back in at a lower price cos my anxiety would fly wanting to be in my favourite stock. Personally my style of investing is a passive dollar cost averaging in where I merely HODL all my GME shares and then just continue to buy in more shares every time I get paid. Personally I invest 100% of my EXPENDABLE INCOME (income left over after all bills and expenses are paid for) and I’ll just continue to diamond hard and keep buying until I’m actually ready to sell on the way down after GME dips above my sell floor in MOASS ($30,000,000+) right now me personally, fuck day trading. Imma do what I do best which is holding and buying more when possible, maybe post MOASS I’ll do some day trading in other stocks with 10 mill (chump change from the riches I’ll make off MOASS). This is not financial advice, just my personal opinions. The end. 💎🦍


kodiakus

That this needs a research paper from Austria to describe instead of being a clearly established set of rules and procedures should point to how absolutely fucked this society is by the rule of Capitalists. This is not some natural science discovering features of the universe. It's an artificial system that should be entirely *and* commonly understood.


physicz_kat

🚀🚀🚀💦🥵


Abtun

Haha sex. My turn. T+deez nuts dropping in hedgies mouf in theatres tomorrow


QDiamonds

After today I was about to Criand I thought I’d look Attobit of old DD Then I realized all I needed was to jerk it with Gherkinit


Immediate_Spray_9240

Right, buy and hold then, got it Captain, oh my Captain!! Thank you!!! 👍🙌💎🙌💎🚀


jitsu23

Hodling is the easiest thing for me to do and you bet your ass I will for as long as it takes. I’m a GME investor dammit with diamond fucking hands


admachbar

(T)T+69 what a beautiful sequence title.


ProbablyNot_YourDad

This is great, now if only I could read


jethrodemosthenian

Thank you everyone for the journey. This is starting to feel legitimately legitimate. Obviously if it doesn’t moon soon or whatever, I’m literally chilling.


beniciodelfuego

Holy fuck, I think I felt a tickle in my pickle!


brrt69

T+69, always has been.


mythrilcrafter

You know that things are getting intense when people start pulling out the MATLAB style 3D graphs :D


TiberiusWoodwind

Neat idea. I’ve noticed a half life pattern emerging also that I’m trying to figure out if it could be relevant. If interested dm me.


fotofinish348

rock on Quants glade your all aboard and looking out for us my favorite line and maybe the most important is LEGITIMATE VOLUME. They need real transactions to occur to give them the flexibility they need to pack the pipeline with naked shorts. If nobody sells, they just continue to dig their own grave I"m holding as always and handing them a shovel to start digging. great wright up than you


Kaleidoscope_Scared

Damn amazing work we should be paying you so here have a digital 🍌


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GamecubeAdopter

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS PLEASES LADY VWAP! WENDY’S DUMPSTER 4 MOASS 🍔


Kyle_The_G

ayy


Atomic0691

Buy and Hold; I got this!


yo_baldy

TL,DR, don't day trade and assume there will be another cycle. SHFs can continue to draw this out if they get us to sell.


boundforglory83

Well three DDs in two days huh?!? Look what you made me do…. For the first time in my Reddit life, I purchased coins to purchase a weird community award to give you more internet points. Why do I do this?? BECAUSE PEOPLE NEED TO SEE IT!! …Way more than I needed 2$ anywho. Diamond grip the shit outta this stonk, boiz…. The rocket is prepped and ready for moon travel…


Dr_Gingerballs

Thank you for your service


Electricengineer

DD that one day may unite Pigeon Whales and Dans


too_techie

The Dans are unclean and as such must not be allowed to contaminate the masses.