Jerkin' it with Gherkinit S8E1 Live Charting and TA for 9/8/21
By - gherkinit
I stored my contact lenses in pickle juice last night. I’m seeing green today baby!
*This is not medical advice.
Or financial advice
Or life advice.
Or advice at all.
I tried it anyway.
YOSO (you only see once)
I’m getting some comments with concern for my health. I want to assure everyone I used exactly T+69 milliliters of pickle juice, no more, no less.
That's an infection.
Dill flavored saline, that’s sterilization
This is some kind of way.
Eyes won't cramp either
🤣🤣 pickle juice
Saline solution, right? You should be good and welcome here.
Oh no ape…
I’m fucking hyped. Fucking jacked! To the fucking tits! Good earnings, price goes up? Fuck yeah! Good earnings, price goes down? Fuck yeah! Bad earnings, price goes up? Fuck yeah! Bad earnings, price goes down? Fuck yeah! I might have had too many energy drinks this morning. Woooooooooo!
Update: they dropped it to 191, I bought 5 more, crushed another Zoa, and I’m even more fucking jacked!
After the T+69 DD last night I'm 5 red bull jacked. LFG
I’m 2 Zoa’s in and starting to feel a little like DJ himself. I might grab a 2x4 and [fuck up a casino later](https://youtu.be/rqc2lyHj63A)
Get some chango!
In your daily post tomorrow, be sure to let apes know that the AH drop met and held the logarithmic support.
Thanks for your daily contributions to this community.
69 fo MOASS
Edit : FUCK YOU to whoever’s downvoting everyone’s comments, I’m upvoting dem all !!!
It’s Kohrs Lite
Mouth to ass
Love you pickle man person! 🍌
edit : that better have been a free reward… thanks anyway retard! 😎
Gherk I got a question, if earnings are after market close today, wouldn't the FOMO kick in after hours if earnings report shows positive earnings? Or you think people are going to FOMO in anticipation of good earnings report?
we'll probably see some AH action
We haven't had a face ripping AH in a bit. I'm cautiously optimistic.
Lol why am I getting downvoted? I can't even be curious?
For some reason someone is down voting comments..MOASS is near..I watch and listen to you Gherk almost every day and all I have to say is keep up the good work you are doing and wide community APPRECIATE your work!
Calmly toward the abyss
Looking for game?
Game time! Let’s go!
Damn all the shills out here downvoting comments as much as they can. Fuck you shills, you guys have no lives!
Can't wait to buy the last dip!
Lettttttsssssssss gooooooooooo ......🚀🌙💎🔥
FIRST! ON MOASS DAY!
Hail lady VWAP
like every day - many thanks GHERK!
69 - i love it!
LFG! Thx so much for everything you do Gherk! Dillionaires represent! See ya over in the stream!
I love how Andrew MoMoney became a dillionnaire the other day on the stream and instantly heard his song about how he sucks and was like “Whoa, What?”
Up with you!
There's only one thing left to say: T+69? NICE
Thank You Pickle!!!!!
Morning, Gherk! I'd like to put in an order for some of those Quarterly tendies!
Oh my, fresh gherkin!
Keep up the excellent work my dude, have really appreciated your analysis over recent months.
Pickle by pickle. ❤️u man
So what you're saying is I need to buy more? Cool. Bought 3 more today.
This is the way!
This is the way
U/gherkinit the picture you have on your youtube channel of stripper cohen made me choke on my lunch. Good job, sit.
Let’s go pickle man
I am ready to get hurt again.
However I think this time it’s different. We didn’t see a similar run up like before and the date of the earnings was set to coincide with the peak of the cycle… which hasn’t shown up yet. Clearly the manipulation is in full force. What does that mean for today? We’re in uncharted territory. The previous cycles have made them change the game. They have held off this cycle… so far. Will they lose control today? And will we finally go up with good news… since we’ve been held down with every trick in their book this past week?
Stay tuned for the next season of GameStop - The Everything Short
I like the cut of your cornichons, pickle man!
I heard there was a down-vote issue. I updooted y’all. Doin’ what I can….
Ok looks like we get to have a fire sale today. Looks like we will have a pre-earnings dip and then a post-earnings dip. 🙌🏻
Today is a good day for MOASS! LFG!!!
during moass will we see 69 intra day cup and handles?
What time aftermarket does the open interest update for options update?
It updates the next morning. Not sure exactly when, but by market open.
I love you Gherkle, you’ll always be my one and only pickle.
Bias confirmed! Ready to ride at dawn!
I’m still unclear what makes THIS cycle the one that pops the MOASS? Can someone please explain?
No one is saying it's 100% but a few things happening here.
- Volume is a tiny fraction of what it was, hard to imagine it getting even tighter (sub 500k trading days? Maybe!)
- The floor is rising, the ceiling is lowering. Hedges are running out of breathing room against margin calls.
- RC and the crew are now in complete control heading into holiday season, this would be the time to do something disruptive. A stock split, criptoe dividend, or some other announcement which could bring in FOMO.
Hmm… Mk. I suppose we’ll see what happens. There’s been a ton of buildup here on this cycle and I’ve yet to see anything really definitive or even promising. Thank you for you explanation!
Yeah it's not a sure bet by any means, what can we do besides buy and hold, right?
The deep DD shows we own the float and that there are over a billion synthetic shares out there. How and when that mess resolves is unclear. It could be tomorrow, it could be a year from now.
I hope its tomorrow
That makes 600,000 of us.
LFG BIG PP ENERGY
Where are these borrowable shares even coming from at this point?
Fidelity. Any accounts that provide share lending. Rehypothecation. Crime. That crazy dude Ernest down at the gas station.
I appreciate that you now include fidelity and ibkr shares in your post
Praise Lady VWAP! Thank you Gherk! LFG!!!🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Crayons - Sharpened
Whale Teeth - Jacqued
Rocket - Primed
They scared af
Up with the pickles! <3
Power to the pickle! Looks like a nice dip is upon us for any late to the party.
Here early enough to counter some of the downvotes in the comments by the whiny baby patrol.
I really enjoyed your T+69 DD last night. Thanks for making that shit easy for ape to understand.
Dip was too tasty, bought xx more across my multiple brokerages thx Kenny babe
Would a pickle in the ass hurt???
Letttttts Goooo?? 🤔
Letttttts Go 😐
LFG!!!! 😬 🚀🚀🚀🚀
That 12:69 edit tho 👀👀
Can we get 3mil vol?
3 mil wooot! Wooot! Oooga ooga
Whale teeth up the ass in AH
Yo Gary, what news are we dropping on today? Just curious, ya fuck
Means buy and hodl
Mods, don't we have a ban on self-promotion? Getting old...
So is the people that post this in these posts XD
Can we please stop these live chart/predictions? The hegies know exactly what is going on and whenever someone makes predictions and charts, they will be aware of it and have it dip in order to instill fear
I mean if you fall for that shit at this point you don’t deserve a seat on the rocket tbh
You’re implying that there aren’t apes who are just buying in or the existence of fresh apes who don’t have as much knowledge or experience as long term apes
That’s what all the due diligence is for.
That’s the literal definition of the term “due diligence”
Maybe there shouldn’t be shit like this promising for a moas date or crazy big run ups then and instead keep promoting the bigger picture
Except at no point did anyone in this thread promise any dates?
We’re all zen here having a good time… you seem weirdly shrill and panicky almost like you’re hoping to make others feel the same way 🤔 🧐 🤔 🧐 🤨
If you’ve read the DD you shouldn’t have fear. If you haven’t read the DD, you shouldn’t have blindly thrown your money in to a squeeze play in the first place.
Nope. Go check out the top post. Shills are over hyping earnings and then deflating the price to shake people. Idk why I’m being down voted by shills.
You still do daily TA even tho TA doesn’t apply… nice bro. How long you gonna sit here building peoples hopes up and letting them down. Fuck you shill.
Fuck you shill
What is the point of this comment?
If he has an audience and puts out quality information…who cares?
Why waste time commenting on it?
I’ve appreciated the information he’s put out. It’s been informative, consistent and unbiased.
Use your time to bring something to the table instead of trying to tear people down
Any evidence of your claims? Strong accusation to make without sound reasoning.
Be pretty sweet if the stream for earnings got too many viewers and crashed…….