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Jerkin' it with Gherkinit S8E1 Live Charting and TA for 9/8/21

Jerkin' it with Gherkinit S8E1 Live Charting and TA for 9/8/21

FIREplusFIVE

I stored my contact lenses in pickle juice last night. I’m seeing green today baby!


Climhazzzard

*This is not medical advice.


casiopiaa

Or financial advice


Stonkpocalypse

Or life advice.


Susher89

Or advice at all.


Just1_More

I tried it anyway.


TronicCronic

YOLO


Empty_Chard2834

YOSO (you only see once)


FIREplusFIVE

I’m getting some comments with concern for my health. I want to assure everyone I used exactly T+69 milliliters of pickle juice, no more, no less.


Thanato26

That's an infection.


stewardessinred

Dill flavored saline, that’s sterilization


Keratin_Brotherhood

This is some kind of way.


TheTangoFox

Eyes won't cramp either


F4TROCKET

🤣🤣 pickle juice


caffinatedkilos

Saline solution, right? You should be good and welcome here.


Picklesgal111

Great idea!


Smdan01

Oh no ape…


Chango_De_La_Luna

I’m fucking hyped. Fucking jacked! To the fucking tits! Good earnings, price goes up? Fuck yeah! Good earnings, price goes down? Fuck yeah! Bad earnings, price goes up? Fuck yeah! Bad earnings, price goes down? Fuck yeah! I might have had too many energy drinks this morning. Woooooooooo! Update: they dropped it to 191, I bought 5 more, crushed another Zoa, and I’m even more fucking jacked!


UserNameTaken_KitSen

After the T+69 DD last night I'm 5 red bull jacked. LFG


Chango_De_La_Luna

I’m 2 Zoa’s in and starting to feel a little like DJ himself. I might grab a 2x4 and [fuck up a casino later](https://youtu.be/rqc2lyHj63A)


UserNameTaken_KitSen

Get some chango!


Byronic12

Hey gherkin, In your daily post tomorrow, be sure to let apes know that the AH drop met and held the logarithmic support. Thanks for your daily contributions to this community.


gherkinit

👍


PlaygroundGZ

69 fo MOASS Edit : FUCK YOU to whoever’s downvoting everyone’s comments, I’m upvoting dem all !!!


OlDickRivers

It’s Kohrs Lite


FrozenOcean420

Gape nation.


JohnnyKnifefight

Mouth to ass


YoungLadeen

Love you pickle man person! 🍌 edit : that better have been a free reward… thanks anyway retard! 😎


PeterSunYoungKi

Gherk I got a question, if earnings are after market close today, wouldn't the FOMO kick in after hours if earnings report shows positive earnings? Or you think people are going to FOMO in anticipation of good earnings report?


Paszinho

we'll probably see some AH action


UserNameTaken_KitSen

We haven't had a face ripping AH in a bit. I'm cautiously optimistic.


PeterSunYoungKi

Lol why am I getting downvoted? I can't even be curious?


Ok-Lifeguard-3784

For some reason someone is down voting comments..MOASS is near..I watch and listen to you Gherk almost every day and all I have to say is keep up the good work you are doing and wide community APPRECIATE your work!


EXTORTER

LFG Calmly toward the abyss


tukatu0

Looking for game?


Zecure_Ape

Game time! Let’s go!


YoungLadeen

Damn all the shills out here downvoting comments as much as they can. Fuck you shills, you guys have no lives!


marecare1000

Can't wait to buy the last dip!


Fantastic-Ad2195

Lettttttsssssssss gooooooooooo ......🚀🌙💎🔥


psych_ing_invest

FIRST! ON MOASS DAY! ​ Hail lady VWAP


CaptainMorgan_78

like every day - many thanks GHERK! 69 - i love it!


DJoLuna

LFG! Thx so much for everything you do Gherk! Dillionaires represent! See ya over in the stream!


OlDickRivers

I love how Andrew MoMoney became a dillionnaire the other day on the stream and instantly heard his song about how he sucks and was like “Whoa, What?”


kludka

Up with you!


2_tank_cummin

There's only one thing left to say: T+69? NICE


Crypto-hodler25

Thank You Pickle!!!!!


das8nt

Morning, Gherk! I'd like to put in an order for some of those Quarterly tendies!


Putinitallonred

Oh my, fresh gherkin! Keep up the excellent work my dude, have really appreciated your analysis over recent months.


AloneVegetable

Pickle by pickle. ❤️u man


humblegorilla

So what you're saying is I need to buy more? Cool. Bought 3 more today.


MoonMission-RETARD

This is the way!


kludka

This is the way


Empty_Chard2834

U/gherkinit the picture you have on your youtube channel of stripper cohen made me choke on my lunch. Good job, sit.


MushMcBigCock

Final update?


BuythedipGME

Let’s go pickle man


GoQuarantineJoeBiden

I am ready to get hurt again. However I think this time it’s different. We didn’t see a similar run up like before and the date of the earnings was set to coincide with the peak of the cycle… which hasn’t shown up yet. Clearly the manipulation is in full force. What does that mean for today? We’re in uncharted territory. The previous cycles have made them change the game. They have held off this cycle… so far. Will they lose control today? And will we finally go up with good news… since we’ve been held down with every trick in their book this past week?


chrisc1987

Stay tuned for the next season of GameStop - The Everything Short


FIREplusFIVE

Yes


Rorybeno

SEASON 8!!!


DriveOn_

🥒💪🥒💪🥒💪🥒


baldilocks47

I like the cut of your cornichons, pickle man!


GoodPeopleAreFodder

I heard there was a down-vote issue. I updooted y’all. Doin’ what I can….


waynef12370

Ok looks like we get to have a fire sale today. Looks like we will have a pre-earnings dip and then a post-earnings dip. 🙌🏻


BuyHighHodlZero

Today is a good day for MOASS! LFG!!!


Karas44

during moass will we see 69 intra day cup and handles?


sjadvani98

What time aftermarket does the open interest update for options update?


Antillama

It updates the next morning. Not sure exactly when, but by market open.


dawn-a-thon

I love you Gherkle, you’ll always be my one and only pickle.


Mor90sJams

Bias confirmed! Ready to ride at dawn!


Whiskey_Maker

Thank you!


CommeMagnifique

I’m still unclear what makes THIS cycle the one that pops the MOASS? Can someone please explain?


Patarokun

No one is saying it's 100% but a few things happening here. - Volume is a tiny fraction of what it was, hard to imagine it getting even tighter (sub 500k trading days? Maybe!) - The floor is rising, the ceiling is lowering. Hedges are running out of breathing room against margin calls. - RC and the crew are now in complete control heading into holiday season, this would be the time to do something disruptive. A stock split, criptoe dividend, or some other announcement which could bring in FOMO.


CommeMagnifique

Hmm… Mk. I suppose we’ll see what happens. There’s been a ton of buildup here on this cycle and I’ve yet to see anything really definitive or even promising. Thank you for you explanation!


Patarokun

Yeah it's not a sure bet by any means, what can we do besides buy and hold, right? The deep DD shows we own the float and that there are over a billion synthetic shares out there. How and when that mess resolves is unclear. It could be tomorrow, it could be a year from now.


40ozT0Freedom

I hope its tomorrow


Patarokun

That makes 600,000 of us.


Paszinho

LFG BIG PP ENERGY


TheAKofClubs86

Where are these borrowable shares even coming from at this point?


UserNameTaken_KitSen

Fidelity. Any accounts that provide share lending. Rehypothecation. Crime. That crazy dude Ernest down at the gas station.


TelevisionNo1559

I appreciate that you now include fidelity and ibkr shares in your post


bubonictonic

Praise Lady VWAP! Thank you Gherk! LFG!!!🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


SnooPandas1674

Crayons - Sharpened Whale Teeth - Jacqued Rocket - Primed


oyster-hands

They scared af


An-Onymous-Name

Up with the pickles! <3


icantdrive50_5

Power to the pickle! Looks like a nice dip is upon us for any late to the party.


OkiRyu

Thanks


matteoms

Here early enough to counter some of the downvotes in the comments by the whiny baby patrol.


Snoo56029

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


nachopum

This is the way


MushMcBigCock

👍


gwardyeehaw

I really enjoyed your T+69 DD last night. Thanks for making that shit easy for ape to understand.


Spartancarver

Dip was too tasty, bought xx more across my multiple brokerages thx Kenny babe


Chickenbaconrench

Would a pickle in the ass hurt???


icantdrive50_5

Letttttts Goooo?? 🤔 Letttttts Go 😐 LFG!!!! 😬 🚀🚀🚀🚀


DeadCabernet

That 12:69 edit tho 👀👀


icantdrive50_5

Can we get 3mil vol?


icantdrive50_5

3 mil wooot! Wooot! Oooga ooga


oyster-hands

Whale teeth up the ass in AH


Spartancarver

Yo Gary, what news are we dropping on today? Just curious, ya fuck


oyster-hands

Means buy and hodl


Mirthless92

Mods, don't we have a ban on self-promotion? Getting old...


KingPyrox

So is the people that post this in these posts XD


DepressedSnail

Can we please stop these live chart/predictions? The hegies know exactly what is going on and whenever someone makes predictions and charts, they will be aware of it and have it dip in order to instill fear


Spartancarver

I mean if you fall for that shit at this point you don’t deserve a seat on the rocket tbh


DepressedSnail

You’re implying that there aren’t apes who are just buying in or the existence of fresh apes who don’t have as much knowledge or experience as long term apes


Spartancarver

That’s what all the due diligence is for. That’s the literal definition of the term “due diligence”


DepressedSnail

Maybe there shouldn’t be shit like this promising for a moas date or crazy big run ups then and instead keep promoting the bigger picture


Spartancarver

Except at no point did anyone in this thread promise any dates? We’re all zen here having a good time… you seem weirdly shrill and panicky almost like you’re hoping to make others feel the same way 🤔 🧐 🤔 🧐 🤨


happysimpleton

If you’ve read the DD you shouldn’t have fear. If you haven’t read the DD, you shouldn’t have blindly thrown your money in to a squeeze play in the first place.


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DepressedSnail

Nope. Go check out the top post. Shills are over hyping earnings and then deflating the price to shake people. Idk why I’m being down voted by shills.


Kiiidx

You still do daily TA even tho TA doesn’t apply… nice bro. How long you gonna sit here building peoples hopes up and letting them down. Fuck you shill.


gherkinit

Fuck you shill


Kk201830

What is the point of this comment? If he has an audience and puts out quality information…who cares? Why waste time commenting on it? I’ve appreciated the information he’s put out. It’s been informative, consistent and unbiased. Use your time to bring something to the table instead of trying to tear people down


dogbots159

Any evidence of your claims? Strong accusation to make without sound reasoning.


momsbasement_wrekd

Be pretty sweet if the stream for earnings got too many viewers and crashed…….