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Because he has a gun laying on, presumably, his bed.

Because he has a gun laying on, presumably, his bed.

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idkmanseemskindagay

Cuz he/she can?


polle_den_tweede

Yes, because they f*ckin can. And if they can, they f*uckin do.


Orxoniz

Is that meant for JFK like jobs?


polle_den_tweede

I don't know. You tell me.


Orxoniz

I do like a stealth mission once in a while.


Somnambulistant

Looks like a cry for help, I mean, he’s got the silencer on so no one hears. Hope someone checks on the guy


ComradeHavoc

Are you retarded, why would anyone care about the noise if they're about to pop themselves?


SatansHusband

ok, then why is he refilling syrup bottles on his bed?


polle_den_tweede

Because the brand of Aunt Jemima changed its name in order to "not offend anyone".


SatansHusband

no shit, but why the bed? that seems like the most inopportune place to do it. and why did you use quotation marks?


ComradeHavoc

Do you not keep syrup next to your suppressed glock to distract a starving commie breaking in to eat you?


polle_den_tweede

He does that on the bed because he can or to get his point around. I used quotation marks because I don't know who gets offended by a bottle of pancake syrup (no, I'm not white, I don't even know why some people need this clarification).


felt_memeish

To compliment the whole "American" thing he's talking about.