Because he has a gun laying on, presumably, his bed.
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Cuz he/she can?
Yes, because they f*ckin can. And if they can, they f*uckin do.
Is that meant for JFK like jobs?
I don't know. You tell me.
I do like a stealth mission once in a while.
Looks like a cry for help, I mean, he’s got the silencer on so no one hears. Hope someone checks on the guy
Are you retarded, why would anyone care about the noise if they're about to pop themselves?
ok, then why is he refilling syrup bottles on his bed?
Because the brand of Aunt Jemima changed its name in order to "not offend anyone".
no shit, but why the bed? that seems like the most inopportune place to do it.
and why did you use quotation marks?
Do you not keep syrup next to your suppressed glock to distract a starving commie breaking in to eat you?
He does that on the bed because he can or to get his point around. I used quotation marks because I don't know who gets offended by a bottle of pancake syrup (no, I'm not white, I don't even know why some people need this clarification).
To compliment the whole "American" thing he's talking about.