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Brainlard

I'm actually a bit disappointed there are exactly zero "you can blow my horn anytime you like" jokes in that bio.


dizzy_dale

Puts "not here for hookups" in bio even though one of their pics is them fucking the world's economy


Taronar

In town for the week, may stay longer ;)


wisellama2

*ACAB (All canals are bastards)


kluglater

a canal i not a bastard it is a bitch


Think-Interview

More like a ditch


kluglater

"too big to move right now"


i-am-dan

Likes to drift at the weekends.


Elethana

Damn, we missed a real opportunity. Imagine if the ship’s name was Ever Lovin’ !


dbgindy

Well played!


Odd_Conference_5342

What are you doing Step Cargo-ship???


hempthot

The fact someone actually took the time to make this ...


cwdawg15

I can see what the first message will be.... I'll block your canal!


kluglater

UPDATE: got free, still causes a blockage


Springofeternalhope

I’m so stuck. I needed the mirror. Thank you and I’m deeply sorry