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Rex-A-Vision

He's done the odd ass or two over the years, mind ya.


Immort4lFr0sty

Hasn't handled any cocks though, they are usually used up completely before they can reach him


Parhelion79

As long as he doesn’t get any sheepish feelings about things…


gamedwarf24

you think he's worked with any tits in his time?


frilledplex

Only a few boobies


Emadthegreat

I hope he's not kidding.


SkaTSee

mostly cats and the occasional donkey


jkl852

She answered?


Robo94

She heart-eyes-ed "taxidermists"? Not that I have anything against taxidermy but I didn't know it was a panty dropper.


DM_ME_YOUR_HUSBANDO

chicks love dead animals


Pm_pussypicspls__

Chick's love dead animals ever since [Grug](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/025/413/oogaboogaaa.jpg) dragged one back to cave.


HappinessHappening

Chicks love dead cocks


UVJunglist

Taxidermy is slowly becoming a female dominated field actually.


PowerRun5

I'm getting flashbacks of a tales from the crypt episode about a guy who goes crazy and starts killing and stuffing the dead animals around his house LOL EDIT : Collection Completed if you're curious xD


ashehudson

Are they hot?


funnyfaceguy

The taxidermy? No I'm guessing they've gone cold


PikaAbeille

I imagine the type that’s gonna be a taxidermist is usually a white blonde lady with bangs and they wear Capri pants or cargo shorts, a normal t shirt, and a pair of new balances or something. Also usually has an older person name like Gretchen.


ashehudson

Does she have to be white?


PikaAbeille

Not always. But stereotypically yes. I actually had a former coworker in mind when I made that description. Women in these professions are usually the ones that aren’t super feminine and just super neutral.


ashehudson

I appreciate your serious answers to my troll comments but I'm from a part of the US where that is kind of a turn on if paired with acceptable grooming. Keep going and it's gonna start turning into a fetish for me.


PikaAbeille

Lmaooo I don’t even know if this is a troll response or not. But whatever floats your boat mate. I prefer the women that would wear short jean shorts and a crop top in the summer, not a t shirt with the longer sleeves and cargo shorts. But eh, everyone’s different.


dragon_bacon

Welcome to Biden's America.


Jesuisgab

I think its the same reason younger women tend to love serial killer documentaries. Vicariously viewing macabre I guess.


ashehudson

I'm a dude in my mid 30s. How dare you stereotype my choice of shit to watch while high!


NhylX

There's probably a show on the History Channel about her.


AutomaticRisk3464

Her : can you make a squirrel wearing a cowboy hat and a little gun in a holster for me thats also riding another squirrel as a horse? Its been my childhood dream


_Alt_Account-_

Panty dropper 😂


No_Job8052

Because they confuse them with accountants


Eletotem

She's just excited cause she can finally get granny stuffed.


Altair13Sirio

Yeah I was wondering the same lol


Odd_Conference_5342

It’s definitely a red flag if she loves taxidermy THAT much


thedeadlysun

The way she phrased it makes it seem to me like she doesn’t actually know what taxidermy is


Coyrex1

Well at least she knows its animal related


OG_tame

I got this vibe too, how weird 😅


Miserable-Sizes

Probably confusing it with Tax accountant?


FireWireBestWire

Been deducting that pussy for years


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Who would get all lovey dovey about that either though


Miserable-Sizes

someone who can get their tax return done for free and possibly get few thousand? idk


NickKappy

But then she asks for what kind of animals lol I don’t get it


5uper5aiyan5wagger

May she googled it right after, or at least I hope


GoGoRouterRangers

Ah the old Tax Attorney


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Taxidermist *does* kind of sound like a tax wizard


TenthBox

op deffo follows the 2 rules


wubbwubbb

similar reaction to the guy that would say he drove >insert ridiculous car name< and the girls would go nuts for it


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thedeadlysun

I never said she couldn’t like taxidermy, I did not assume anything because of her gender, like I said in my original comment the phrasing makes it seem like she doesn’t know what it is… “taxidermy for what kind of animals?” You aren’t really doing taxidermy FOR the animal, I could be wrong, it could’ve just been a poor choice of word, but that word usage plus all the other stuff makes it seem to me like she is mistaking it with some sort of veterinarian work


mataoo

Seems like simple intrigue and curiosity to me. How often do you match a taxidermist?


StarvinMarvin00

Maybe she needs her pussy stuffed and she wants to score a free deal.


Monkey_Fiddler

If he's a taxidermist it's a fair bet he likes it too


Girthy_Banana

>The way she phrased it makes it seem to me like she doesn’t actually know what taxidermy is Like the one that works with the Red Army in Mr. Robot? That woman still gives me chill on the back.


SloopJohnB_ldn

This would be the kind of date that would land you on a morgue


spideybiggestfan

"no that wasn't a joke, I make décor out of dead cats"


Royal-Scientist8559

"Mostly pussies.. a human.. on rare occasion. Like when I have a free weekend."


cubalibresNcigars

Le Pussy Stuffer Extraordinaire


Busterlimes

So they have an entire bio to use this one joke on every woman?


akera099

I mean, I'm sure nearly everyone has a joke or two about what they do in life.


fewpokeman

Some people's whole life is a joke.


DTG_420

I was hoping he was gonna say “mostly dead ones”


nicholaswingler_NWO

MOSTLY???


DTG_420

Have you ever seen a stuffed mountain lion in a family owned gas station in the mountains of Vermont and thought the eyes were following you?


abarehands

[r/OddlySpecific](http://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyspecific)


nicholaswingler_NWO

Uhhh, can't say that I have...


castsact

Reminds me of the house of wax


JazzRvt

Any a fellow taxidermist :) glad you got such an enthusiastic response I'm used to getting ghosted after


Vincenzo_K

Probably again not complying with rule 1 and 2. Definitely the case here judging by her immense interest from the beginning Otherwise the excitement is kinda odd Could be fake too


Teh_Lindo

Do you sit here on Reddit tinder and break down how attractive you think each person is by the response they get? Chill out and go outside man


Vincenzo_K

Yes dude! That’s exactly what I’m doing! Fucking loser I am god damit 😘


Teh_Lindo

It’s okay, me to


aiden1500

Cringe af lmaooooo


the_porch_light

It would be funny if you actually said something funny


IronicApe

Cringe as fuck but hilarious 🤣🤣🤣


collectivistCorvid

tbh that would be an instant unmatch from me. you think someone is gonna tell you about an awesome career but nope. just a dumb pickup line 😒


MrQtea

Nope, Chuck Testa.


0zerosinjin

How in the fuck did you start a conversation on tinder


ivannahavefun

Yikes


biggiemac88

I had a friend who used to stuff animals…. He wasn’t a taxidermist he was just a pervert


LSC_-PaNSA-_

Imagine if she taxidermist dick


Acceptable-Mousse832

she unmatched didnt she?


caroless1993

🤮


yazzy1233

I dont understand why are men like this??


TheHappyPie

I think this is a case of "for the lulz". If you're actually trying to hook up I don't think you put taxidermist in your bio.


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sxan

Should have been an ontologist. Then you could have your pick of taxonomists.


kgerenc

True lol byeee


SkyBurialPlease

Right? I would have unmatched the guy straight away if he said that


ashehudson

There is a gene in the Y chromosome that gives some males the ability to sacrifice love making for the humor of other males. They are an accepted portion of the male population!


LSC_-PaNSA-_

just a joke tho, for the hommies


TheLoneKhan

And I'm sure they're of plenty of people who would hit him up.


[deleted]

We should just keep our mouths shut. But we can’t. Because it’s funny.


[deleted]

He is insecure and doesn’t think he stands a chance to begin with so he yolo’d a bad sexual euphemism to see if it would result in a hookup.


explosiveheadsyndrom

Sure lol and Joe Rogan should invite you on his podcast because you're very smart.


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Joe Rogan it’s trash. I’ll pass thank you


explosiveheadsyndrom

I knew it lol. So predictable.


[deleted]

That’s cool man. Congrats on being psychic.


VeryExpensivePen

It's not that serious buddy.


Sensitive-Bear

It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.


HeadshotHodor

Girls have hots for taxidermy? Who would of fucking knew


ACutieWithAfroPuffs

Sounds too snuff-like for me, hard pass.


Clearhead09

That last line makes me think your a fake taxi-dermist


OlJackboy

I'd say I was an engineer and get ignored


ahh_that_guy

When a fail is a win at the same time…


OGrickyP

Ahahahhaha


Cray2TheZ

Legend


Meerkats_are_ok

Cringe.


iamsugat

"It ain't much but it's honest work"


simielGensis

here pussy pussy pussy.......argh comere you mangy stupid cat you're going to the vet


CommanderShepard32

Tinder doesn't deserve you.


dakota6963

Most of the time sexual puns aren't too funny but damn bro that was solid


chuchellaa

Would’ve unmatched instantly lmao to think you found a guy that can actually carry a convo then nope it’s just a cringe line


ziptieguy

Take my fucking upvote. Fuck you.


fayssalpi

Thanks for the new word " Taxidermy "


Comfortable-Union232

Nothing hotter than a man who stuff straw into his daily roadkill collection then tries to hustle it out of a pair of porta potties stitched together with no door latches on the exit. Unless you're interested in waking up to Jeffrey Dahmer drama I'd say you and your pet should stay far away.lmfao 🐿️🦨🐩🐇🐴🐮👀👀👀📴📴📴🛃🛃😂😂😂


krishna_rolly

The amount of emojis in this comment is too damn high!! xD


Comfortable-Union232

I agree I never go that deep into emojis that's what happens though when you are just speechless.


catperson459672

What the actual fuck 🤣


cantankerouscucumber

all i can think about after reading “taxidermy” is that episode of criminal minds where the killer kidnaps people, gouges out their eyes, and then places them in the heads of his taxidermy animals


maaaxheadroom

He also mounts animals


mydogfartzwithz

Rip op???!


Jamey6969

Funny shit lmao


bardmonk44

Overly Suave


mouder61

Golden


MeliodasKush

This is a premium r/holup


GNOK-GNIK

I hope she’s verified for your sake


Letsgetthisguap11

Bruh why did she heart eye taxidermy wtf


00fez

hahah fuck you got me


disco_spam

The taxidermist is stuffing my gf


hawa11styl3

Trying to decide if genius or ass clown… 🤷🏻‍♂️


xCyanideee

Absolutely pmsl


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🤣🤣🤣 that shit had me Rolling!!!! Fucking genius!!!!


TheDorkKnight53

Had me in stitches


turtlemutt

Now THIS is what I’m tawlmbout


chilly_cucumber

Omfg. Be at my place in 10, I’m wet.


Beasticide

But did this work? Did you in fact add one more to the list of completed contracts?


Low_Fondant9911

RIP


ultramagnus69r

Hahahahaha the long game there. Payoff nailed


tikisnrot

A good taxidermist would mount anything


zayagz

Goddamnit I love Reddit


BrokenRedditATM

Well played champ


KeegashYT

Alternatively known as beavers.


kel_76ster

Why does this crap keep coming up in my feed?


x_ben_dover_x

Smooth


Mikinl

I guess you was umatched right away. But worth 100% 🤣


Loqhen

Never thought that taxidermy could be well recognised from the ladies... Guess I'll reevaluate my thoughts on women.


GergedanAnimal

Not all heroes wear capes


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This sub has been reduced to saying the most rude/audacious stuff in a cringe inducing attempt to win over the girl and/or for karma by showing how little you care for basic social conventions. I just hope young men aren't following it.


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barelylegal_69

Wouldn't that observation be made after you've already had sex with the person? But if a woman said this to me after we boned I would definitely crack up.


treborphx

When I worked construction I'd tell strippers, "I'm kinda like you, I work in erections."