By - iPremium
He's done the odd ass or two over the years, mind ya.
Hasn't handled any cocks though, they are usually used up completely before they can reach him
As long as he doesn’t get any sheepish feelings about things…
you think he's worked with any tits in his time?
Only a few boobies
I hope he's not kidding.
mostly cats and the occasional donkey
She heart-eyes-ed "taxidermists"?
Not that I have anything against taxidermy but I didn't know it was a panty dropper.
chicks love dead animals
Chick's love dead animals ever since [Grug](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/025/413/oogaboogaaa.jpg) dragged one back to cave.
Chicks love dead cocks
Taxidermy is slowly becoming a female dominated field actually.
I'm getting flashbacks of a tales from the crypt episode about a guy who goes crazy and starts killing and stuffing the dead animals around his house LOL
EDIT : Collection Completed if you're curious xD
Are they hot?
The taxidermy? No I'm guessing they've gone cold
I imagine the type that’s gonna be a taxidermist is usually a white blonde lady with bangs and they wear Capri pants or cargo shorts, a normal t shirt, and a pair of new balances or something. Also usually has an older person name like Gretchen.
Does she have to be white?
Not always. But stereotypically yes. I actually had a former coworker in mind when I made that description. Women in these professions are usually the ones that aren’t super feminine and just super neutral.
I appreciate your serious answers to my troll comments but I'm from a part of the US where that is kind of a turn on if paired with acceptable grooming. Keep going and it's gonna start turning into a fetish for me.
Lmaooo I don’t even know if this is a troll response or not. But whatever floats your boat mate. I prefer the women that would wear short jean shorts and a crop top in the summer, not a t shirt with the longer sleeves and cargo shorts. But eh, everyone’s different.
Welcome to Biden's America.
I think its the same reason younger women tend to love serial killer documentaries. Vicariously viewing macabre I guess.
I'm a dude in my mid 30s. How dare you stereotype my choice of shit to watch while high!
There's probably a show on the History Channel about her.
Her : can you make a squirrel wearing a cowboy hat and a little gun in a holster for me thats also riding another squirrel as a horse? Its been my childhood dream
Panty dropper 😂
Because they confuse them with accountants
She's just excited cause she can finally get granny stuffed.
Yeah I was wondering the same lol
It’s definitely a red flag if she loves taxidermy THAT much
The way she phrased it makes it seem to me like she doesn’t actually know what taxidermy is
Well at least she knows its animal related
I got this vibe too, how weird 😅
Probably confusing it with Tax accountant?
Been deducting that pussy for years
Who would get all lovey dovey about that either though
someone who can get their tax return done for free and possibly get few thousand? idk
But then she asks for what kind of animals lol I don’t get it
May she googled it right after, or at least I hope
Ah the old Tax Attorney
Taxidermist *does* kind of sound like a tax wizard
op deffo follows the 2 rules
similar reaction to the guy that would say he drove >insert ridiculous car name< and the girls would go nuts for it
I never said she couldn’t like taxidermy, I did not assume anything because of her gender, like I said in my original comment the phrasing makes it seem like she doesn’t know what it is… “taxidermy for what kind of animals?” You aren’t really doing taxidermy FOR the animal, I could be wrong, it could’ve just been a poor choice of word, but that word usage plus all the other stuff makes it seem to me like she is mistaking it with some sort of veterinarian work
Seems like simple intrigue and curiosity to me. How often do you match a taxidermist?
Maybe she needs her pussy stuffed and she wants to score a free deal.
If he's a taxidermist it's a fair bet he likes it too
>The way she phrased it makes it seem to me like she doesn’t actually know what taxidermy is
Like the one that works with the Red Army in Mr. Robot? That woman still gives me chill on the back.
This would be the kind of date that would land you on a morgue
"no that wasn't a joke, I make décor out of dead cats"
"Mostly pussies.. a human.. on rare occasion. Like when I have a free weekend."
Le Pussy Stuffer Extraordinaire
So they have an entire bio to use this one joke on every woman?
I mean, I'm sure nearly everyone has a joke or two about what they do in life.
Some people's whole life is a joke.
I was hoping he was gonna say “mostly dead ones”
Have you ever seen a stuffed mountain lion in a family owned gas station in the mountains of Vermont and thought the eyes were following you?
Uhhh, can't say that I have...
Reminds me of the house of wax
Any a fellow taxidermist :) glad you got such an enthusiastic response I'm used to getting ghosted after
Probably again not complying with rule 1 and 2. Definitely the case here judging by her immense interest from the beginning
Otherwise the excitement is kinda odd
Could be fake too
Do you sit here on Reddit tinder and break down how attractive you think each person is by the response they get? Chill out and go outside man
Yes dude! That’s exactly what I’m doing! Fucking loser I am god damit 😘
It’s okay, me to
Cringe af lmaooooo
It would be funny if you actually said something funny
Cringe as fuck but hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
tbh that would be an instant unmatch from me. you think someone is gonna tell you about an awesome career but nope. just a dumb pickup line 😒
Nope, Chuck Testa.
How in the fuck did you start a conversation on tinder
I had a friend who used to stuff animals…. He wasn’t a taxidermist he was just a pervert
Imagine if she taxidermist dick
she unmatched didnt she?
I dont understand why are men like this??
I think this is a case of "for the lulz". If you're actually trying to hook up I don't think you put taxidermist in your bio.
Should have been an ontologist. Then you could have your pick of taxonomists.
True lol byeee
Right? I would have unmatched the guy straight away if he said that
There is a gene in the Y chromosome that gives some males the ability to sacrifice love making for the humor of other males. They are an accepted portion of the male population!
just a joke tho, for the hommies
And I'm sure they're of plenty of people who would hit him up.
We should just keep our mouths shut. But we can’t. Because it’s funny.
He is insecure and doesn’t think he stands a chance to begin with so he yolo’d a bad sexual euphemism to see if it would result in a hookup.
Sure lol and Joe Rogan should invite you on his podcast because you're very smart.
Joe Rogan it’s trash. I’ll pass thank you
I knew it lol. So predictable.
That’s cool man. Congrats on being psychic.
It's not that serious buddy.
It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.
Girls have hots for taxidermy? Who would of fucking knew
Sounds too snuff-like for me, hard pass.
That last line makes me think your a fake taxi-dermist
I'd say I was an engineer and get ignored
When a fail is a win at the same time…
"It ain't much but it's honest work"
here pussy pussy pussy.......argh comere you mangy stupid cat you're going to the vet
Tinder doesn't deserve you.
Most of the time sexual puns aren't too funny but damn bro that was solid
Would’ve unmatched instantly lmao to think you found a guy that can actually carry a convo then nope it’s just a cringe line
Take my fucking upvote. Fuck you.
Thanks for the new word " Taxidermy "
Nothing hotter than a man who stuff straw into his daily roadkill collection then tries to hustle it out of a pair of porta potties stitched together with no door latches on the exit. Unless you're interested in waking up to Jeffrey Dahmer drama I'd say you and your pet should stay far away.lmfao
The amount of emojis in this comment is too damn high!! xD
I agree I never go that deep into emojis that's what happens though when you are just speechless.
What the actual fuck 🤣
all i can think about after reading “taxidermy” is that episode of criminal minds where the killer kidnaps people, gouges out their eyes, and then places them in the heads of his taxidermy animals
He also mounts animals
Funny shit lmao
This is a premium r/holup
I hope she’s verified for your sake
Bruh why did she heart eye taxidermy wtf
hahah fuck you got me
The taxidermist is stuffing my gf
Trying to decide if genius or ass clown… 🤷🏻♂️
🤣🤣🤣 that shit had me Rolling!!!! Fucking genius!!!!
Had me in stitches
Now THIS is what I’m tawlmbout
Omfg. Be at my place in 10, I’m wet.
But did this work? Did you in fact add one more to the list of completed contracts?
Hahahahaha the long game there. Payoff nailed
A good taxidermist would mount anything
Goddamnit I love Reddit
Well played champ
Alternatively known as beavers.
Why does this crap keep coming up in my feed?
I guess you was umatched right away. But worth 100% 🤣
Never thought that taxidermy could be well recognised from the ladies... Guess I'll reevaluate my thoughts on women.
Not all heroes wear capes
This sub has been reduced to saying the most rude/audacious stuff in a cringe inducing attempt to win over the girl and/or for karma by showing how little you care for basic social conventions. I just hope young men aren't following it.
Wouldn't that observation be made after you've already had sex with the person?
But if a woman said this to me after we boned I would definitely crack up.
When I worked construction I'd tell strippers, "I'm kinda like you, I work in erections."