T O P

This gem of a man

This gem of a man

dotfool

Why do I feel like this guy has *exactly* 8k in debt


blastfamy

Hahah yes the $8k number is the weirdest of the weird list.


Alternative-Plant-87

I'm guessing it's because he has 8k in debt. So he can't judge you for that


SnootchieBootichies

what if a woman has 20k in debt, but 100k in a brokerage account returning more than the interest on wherever her debt lies. This guy needs to be more detailed. I dont think he gets it.


JustDiscoveredSex

No no, he’s gonna run her FICO score. He knows *exactly* what he needs to finance that sweet, sweet Camero. (Or, more likely, it's probably a kit car with a small block v8 Chevy engine and a stolen Lambo badge.)


Webbadeth

Or it’s because he wants to make sure she doesn’t have a college education. Cuz at 22 if you went to school you’d have 10x that in debt.


JustDiscoveredSex

Excellent observation


coyote_of_the_month

He doesn't have the mechanical skill to build a kit car.


Spar3Partz

But he does have the mechanical skill to staple a wig to his fuck pillow


MykroTTV

European guy here. Da fuck is a FICO score ? I am confused right now


GrimmHatter

I don't think "getting it" is the point here.


blastfamy

If true, that’s really some *chefs kiss* level of self awareness. Nahttt Edit: I bet the richest person he knows is “only” $8k in debt.


monkeywithaspoon

I'd wager it's more likely because a debt higher than that probably comes from being educated to a higher standard than he has received. He's actually saying "No Educated Women".


Doc_Gr8Scott

I was thinking this exact thing. They are either uneducated without student loan debt or is loaded to where school was paid for. BUT this also means they are going to be reliant on him because they don't have a car payment or mortgage, unless he isn't smart enough to put CC debt in there. Honestly though... I think he just gets his kicks from outraging feminist women based on the last part and how the rest of it seemed.


T-408

I think he’s saying “*No Self-Funded Educated Women*”, because a racist blonde bombshell with a trust fund would be right up his alley


Few_Corgi6903

Only as long as she is a natural blonde of course


NoPassenger8598

& wtf?! Does he not realize red is a natural hair colour? Or is he just against gingers?


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

Or successful women. I guess this financial wizard doesn't understand a mortgage or a car loan are considered debts.


1stofall-blessings

Wait till he finds out how much debt doctors and lawyers start out with


RandPaulTownhall

It is clear he absolutely does not want a doctor or lawyer or anyone with half a brain. I lurk here because this sub is hilarious even though I’ve had the same partner for 23 years. My undergrad is in Chemistry. My masters in in Computer Science. I had $30k in student loans. They were a blink to pay off. This guy just wants to be a controlling dick with arbitrary standards. Let’s hope nobody has that low of self esteem!


DirtRoadMammal17

$30k is *nothing* when it comes to student loans


SixFive1967

This turd is 22 yrs old and thinks he knows how it works out in the real world. I’m betting Mommy and Daddy paid for his schooling. Or What if Mommy and Daddy put stipulations on who he could date else they would pull his trust fund? So many possible spins you could put on this…. Lol


3dumbWorrier

Imagine hovering around the $7999 mark and being like 'yes, I'm in'.


theghostofme

"Phew, that was close. Now I can for sure bag this dreamboat of a man."


17R3W

Imagine being like "I'm gonna save up, I'm gonna cut my budget, eat only Roman noodles, and in a few months, I'll have enough to date this guy"


booyouwhore91

I really need a bowl of Roman noodles!


MayhamAF

Oh the Romans and their damned noodles ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Gohanto

Maybe I’m old fashioned, but I love dates that start with an audit.


3dumbWorrier

So do you have any contingent liabilities that are likely to be callable within the next 12 months? *I love how you talk sexi to mi.*


kuribosshoe0

Sooo glad I didn’t buy that baggage, would’ve been two strikes.


HarambeSlay3r

Nah, he’s probably $7k in debt so he CAN judge you lol 😂


TennesseeTon

And *exactly* a 720 credit score lmao


Capitalismworks1978

This number is probably in reference to a family member but most likely an ex


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He has more than $8k, but *swears* he'll be down to 8 with his next paycheck.


joshuaaa_l

Wait till he finds out there are people with natural red hair.


LargePPman_

It’s rough out here for us


Careful-Economics434

My beard turned red a couple years ago. My head hair is brown but thinning. This karma for years of making fun of my true people “day walkers”


DiscoMagicParty

I had brown hair when I was younger, it kinda turned to black to match my heart and likely lungs. My beard had a lot of red in it, now my goatee is nearly completely grey. If it makes you feel any better my hair was thinning like crazy and then just stopped. It’s still in a place where I can rock a combover glued together with hairspray and not be noticeable. But if I lose literally one more hair I’m fucked. 30 is rapidly approaching. I think I might just die.


iscapslockon

Approaching 30? You poor creature. I assumed you were older than me by the description, I've got 6 months left of my 30s.


soaring_potato

Eh my dad is only 2 years older than my mom. When they started living together when my mom was like 19. The neighbours thought they were father and daughter... Yes he was bald.


ParonOfTheYear

Thank you kind stranger for reminding me there are indeed people who are balding faster than me (cancer treatment doesn't count)


baby_contra

I’m 22 my beard is now a rusty reddish brown and my head hair is almost jet black. Idk why that is


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baby_contra

I would’ve been a red headed Mexican with freckles😂


dandanthetaximan

I used to date a girl who was blonde, but her lady beard was bright red. I loved that.


Daneatstamfordbridge

When i first got real facial hair i was surprised it turned out real bright red, but to be fair i was born pale (almost white) blond and my hair is a ruddy brown now.


Hastatus_107

This time, red hair may help you dodge a bullet.


thatscucktastic

Ginger washed in every movie and TV adaptation too.


HailtbeWhale

At least you've got that Large PP, man.


HighDutchman420

Red hair males... Yeah, you out.. red hair women, giggity. Have no problems in the realworld.


stormbinowski

Red haired woman, not true. People can be dicks about it


ClosetedGothAdult

I’ve had wayyyy too many people ask what color my pubic hair is. Like …… what made you think that was appropriate to ask?


Willis050

My family is packed with gingers. I can attest that some people will rip on a girl for having read hair. And then praise another for (for dudes we just get ripped on as leprechauns, which I’ll admit is funny)


Turbulent_Turnip_707

I actually like the look of red haired ladies. Mine used to be red as a kid. Thank God it darken. People can be dicks.


taherbmr

Nah red heads are rare and gorgeous honestly I've never met a redhead in person though we don't have plenty in my country sadly


GroundbreakingEye118

Thats weird. I don't get it. My big doggo hates every stranger right out of the gate... All but one, thus far. A vet tech no less. Red hair of course


ZombieAppetizer

It's true. Source: Am ginger male


Flowers-plants-43215

As a natural redhead I can’t with this, lol. This guy Matt needs to meet some real women and move out of his Mom’s house. Good lord


theghostofme

> This guy Matt needs to meet some real women and move out of his Mom’s house. Good lord He would, but he's deep in debt with a 520 credit score and two evictions under his belt.


RedneckBookofWisdom

Wait till he finds out most rich people have a lot in debt because the debt is making them money


tmanalpha

That’s what I was thinking, I don’t want to say I’m rich, but I have more money than most people, but I also have over a hundred thousand in debt. (Trucks, machines, tools, mortgages, etc) Especially right now, interest rates are zero, the financially responsible decision is to have as much debt as you can right now.


fgtfvfrdffd

It is his right. He May find No one, but at least he wont waste anyones time.


skint_back

He’s gonna get flooded with hate messages, then reported and banned. I’ve made profiles like this as an experiment… apparently women are allowed to have preferences, but men are not.


thatscucktastic

Yep. Mocking astrology (it's had a seemingly huge resurgence) will get you banned. Tinder internally cares a lot about it too as they're always tweeting about it.


skint_back

Tinder isn’t stupid… this type of shit has been going on forever. It’s the same logic as “ladies night” at the bar when they drink free… or how women don’t pay a cover or wait in line at the club… or how it’s nearly impossible for women to get kicked out, but men will be removed for any little thing. Proprietors, including Tinder, know- you cater to the women. The women will attract the men, and the men are the ones who spend money. It’s all about the money.. not getting matches? Upgrade to Tinder Gold for just $20 a month! And of course millions of desperate dudes do it. The structure of society and the root reason of why anything is the way it is can be traced back to one thing - money.


thatscucktastic

Honestly I was paying for tinder gold, and plus before that and whatever it was before that for like 4 years. They do want money, you're right, but they didn't want mine anymore or at least upsetting some ardent astrologers was weighed to be more important than my contributions.


ElJamoquio

In this country, first you gotta get the women, then you get the men, and when you got the men, then you get the money -- and then, Chico, you got the world by the ovaries.


Woolier-Mammoth

Capital, not money We trade in capital - financial, knowledge, social, risk, trust Money is just the modern day token - in this case you’re trading financial capital for social capital


crunchytech413

We only have the horny desperate men to blame. The surrender all their dignity for any small chance to get sex.


mixing_saws

Well i guess its somehow working for them, otherwise they would cease to exist a long time ago right? Having selfworth and dignity as a man is a disadvantage or what? I think men shouldnt use Tinder or go to bars just to try to pick up ladies then.


justatouch589

Exactly. I used to get more matches, but my self-respect and self-image is far more important.


justatouch589

And girls are still continually shocked when they leave once they get what they wanted.


dizzythoughts

I’ve had “I hate astrology” in mine for around 2 years and nothings ever happened to me.


yogitism

Are women allowed to have preferences? I’ve been here a while


Black_Water_Hattie

You do realize people make fun of women with these profiles on here constantly. People can have their preferences, it just comes off as shitty when your preferences are so rigid and arbitrary- regardless of gender.


guiltytit

he's saying they don't get banned


justatouch589

And people need to realize that, yes, you have the right to have preferences. But that doesn't mean nobody can criticize those preferences or that certain preferences can be toxic and/or shallow.


TBurketMMA

Used tinder for a long time, never saw anything so stupid as this (straight guy, looking for women). Not that I see it breaking any rules, but equating this to preferences or something as simple as your interests or a height requirement for either gender (which is tacky but not immoral lol) is dumb. Theres a clear difference in demeanor and quantity, one being shallow, the other being long winded and purposefully antagonistic


i_hate-u

Well seems like you haven't used tinder long enough because this shit is common as flu over there, maybe not as direct but a lot of women on tinder have such cringey profiles


tenomax10

Women are allowed to have a "preference" and it's considered empowering, a strong woman, a woman who knows what she wants, etc. But when a man has "preference", he's label as an @$$hole, misogyny, ect...


Buddhakermitking

Bruh definitely has atleast 8k in debt 😂


[deleted]

No way - but his parents funded his entire education and also pay for his apartment


Buddhakermitking

No he must have atleast 8k in debt or why else would he list 8k in debt as the cap for acceptability? If this piece of shit wasn’t in debt he’d say “no debt” or just wouldn’t even mention it cuz it’s weird and barely fits in with the rest of his specifications.


Create_Analytically

If her FICO is 720+ does it really matter how much debt she has?


Hemicore

my fico is 815 but I live every day on the verge of homelessness lol I don't think it's a very good metric


joetogood

Swear credit scores make no sense had a 730 but had like 1,500 in credit card debt paid that off oh well fuck you your score is now 710 /:


GenericSubaruser

Well it's more of a measure of how likely banks can make money off of you rather than how responsible you are. Lol


SamanthaJaneyCake

This exactly. Back in the day my parents got their credit cards revoked because they made all payments in full on time… I have perfect repayments, never utilise too much of my credit and generally just use my card as a through-pass for cash to feed my credit score. Going up is insanely difficult despite all my financial stability. But get a phone on contract and boom, 30 points down. Wtf.


Jenga9Eleven

My dad had a score of 850 while in £40,000 credit card debt after an accident that nearly killed him (he’s self-employed). He kept his payments up perfectly until the pandemic and was just like “fuck it, going bankrupt” and now he’s way better off lmao. He couldn’t even rent a house at 800 a month because of the hole in his books from the accident, despite earning upwards of 40k every year before and after, and with the highest possible credit score. Whole thing’s a joke


tlozada

Also, what kind of debt is he talking...like people can be 300k in debt, but have a nice house and car. What about a doctor that just finished their residency with 100k in student loans? 8k is nothing. Though, I would imagine people in those situations wouldn't want to be dating this guy lol


Lanthemandragoran

100k aint *shit* for higher education student loans lol. Excuse my language but those are rookie numbers haha.


jjulmunich

American problems are weird :/


Smutasticsmut

Something tells me he’d be incredibly insecure being with a female doctor who had her own house.


iAmTheRealDeeDee

I have no clue wtf a fico is.


rchaseio

Credit score in many countries, including US. The higher your score, the less risk you represent to lenders.


Alternative-Plant-87

Well I meet all the requirements but I'm a guy


MookyCooky

He didn't say you had to be female


Alternative-Plant-87

Oh well I have a girlfriend. Kinda


MookyCooky

Why have a girlfriend when you can have a definite boyfriend?


Alternative-Plant-87

LoL


GunBrothersGaming

We all have a girlfriend on Reddit


vattigunta

She uses a different social media platform, you wouldn’t know her. Edit: I have fat fingers so I misspelled stuff


guythepieman

And Now you have a boyfriend


second2no1

r/holup


RawbM07

She sounds hideous.


kuribosshoe0

If you meet them you meet them. By Tinder law he’s obligated for at least a wristy.


wouldshortdeath

I think a debt to income ratio would be more important than a debt ceiling 🥴🤷🏼‍♂️


mayonezz

Also the type of debt matters. 8k of credit card debt would be a no. But 8k in student loan or a car loan would be okay. Also mortgages exists.


4Blu

No these types don’t like educated women who can see through their bullshit and support themselves financially.


Jasmeet92

Does he know that swiping right is a match?


oscarony

he’s saying that he’s ready to argue wit feminists


ErikJR37

How can he argue with a feminist rocking a camel toe like that?


izzyduude

For guys it’s called moose knuckle lol.


oscarony

lmaoooo


I_am_reddit_hear_me

Considered he says "if you want to get triggered and vent, go right ahead," obviously he does.


the_krusher

He wants feminists to talk to him cause he probably gets off on angry women or talking trash at them or something


pathofthehero

that's what I was confused about as well 🤔


mc057

Nothing to do with the post but i worked at Hollister for a while and i can spot a hollister changing room when i see one lol


Possibly__Drunk

That has everything to do with this post in my opinion.


Atty_for_hire

Is he taking applications for a home loan in the 1950s?


KeyStoneLighter

Utah/Idaho I’d say.


Worf65

Yep, living in utah this dude probably has more matches than I do 😂. Though I don't see any specific mention about "LDS Standards" so might not actually be utah. They usually call out church membership directly.


Colonel_of_Wisdom

I saw "all I ask is that you're a current temple recommend holder" today. Good times.


VoidZero52

That’s fucking gold


__jh96

I, for one, make sure I upkeep myself every day


AlexHookedYou

Happy birthday!!


__jh96

Thanks legend!


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he forgot no kids


M1SS_DX-ed_Autist

I believe that would fall under the general category of "baggage."


UnoriginalJunglist

Lol, "feminist attributes" What a Chad


hamburger5003

I have a feeling that he cannot spell


PhaserPanda527

Hey don't associate him with us good illiterate folk


aaeeookillertofu

I love this type of profile. Such a time saver.


Outrageous_Wetfeet

Seems like a pretty level headed list, have you guys seen the requirements of most women recently? Buy stock in cat food and vibrators!


InsideMaintenance237

Women have been doing this for years… why can’t men do it too?


__T_8__

Honestly... At least one probably knows he's looking for more than a hookup lmao


Kyuwub

I see these posts all the time and idk if it's just redditors being cringe, but it's fine for people to have standards. Not for you? Swipe left and move on stop bitching lol. Women and men should have dating standards! Even if they are complex and out there to some, if it's not for you then move on why is it so hard >.>


fisforFUCC

anyone who aggressively lists their physical preferences in their bio is an ass whether they’re a dude or not


picklejuicez123

So if you write the same shit non aggressively you're not an ass? Lol


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DiscoMagicParty

Must not exist.


CarVsMotorcycle

Lmao ain’t any worse than what I read on most women’s, dog on em bro


aspiritualscientist

I dont get the need tospecify hair colour and weight when u can see those in pics and Just not swipe right


I_comment_on_GW

He needs you to know he’s not gonna swipe on you.


uberneko_zero

People might dye their hair a color but it wouldn’t be in the pictures that they posted, if they aren’t to-the-day current.


veiledspy

This is tinder, a lot of people don’t look when they swipe, it’s all about numbers and how many people are caught in a wider cast net.


FeCard

You can't tell weight in pics, girls will show up to your first date twice the size of their photos


VijaySwing

fucking truth. you gotta inspect those pictures like you're batman looking for clues. Measuring angles of camera lenses and depth


Turmeric_and_ekgs

How's she going to have a 720+ FICO when he doesn't think she should own property?


KeyStoneLighter

720 is easy, just make on time minimum payments to multiple accounts. Maintaining all that natural hair adds up.


KodakKid3

I mean my fico is 750 and I’m a renter


dandanthetaximan

Mine is 750 and I’m an unemployed renter.


Koiq

i have well over 800 (cool story bro) and have never owned property two ccs and a small loc, all fully paid off as I use them, that’s seriously all it takes


veiledspy

And where does it say he doesn’t think women should own property?


Larry_Spendstin

No debt higher than $8k. Although I guess you could purchase your property outright if you're super wealthy.


ImAlwaysWrite

I dye my hair red to keep this man away from me


Effective-Walrus1157

Same. I've tried every hair color and for some reason couldn't stand most men who liked me as a blonde. Brunette was fine, black was badass (I'm pale so I looked goth), but red is my absolute favorite in terms of reactions and the men who like it.


ImAlwaysWrite

My natural hair is dirty blonde and I would attract men looking for submissive wives. It was weird as fuck. I agree with you, red hair attracts the fiery ones 🙂


Blitzschwein

I don’t think he’d complain about that tbh.


Sadida70

Smart. Just like nature do.


Orvvadasz

You guys are all treating this guy like a clown while quite possibly having the same values taken into consideration its just you wont write it in your bio.


ApollyonOfTheHills

I have all of this guys standards, no kidding.


Gigantoscula

facts, lots of people have WORSE lists and crazy ass standards, they just don't have it in the bio


Frontier0

We found him. He's the one.


garbasium

This guy probably beats his imaginary girlfriend


Subtly_Cynical

A lot of these are reasonable.


nolanhoff

A lot of them are, but to have ALL of them?


veiledspy

I think it’s more to make a point to the ladies that have similar lists of requirements in their own bios to get a view of it from the other side.


Penguator432

While not untrue, turning dating into a pissing match is something I regard as rather counterproductive


DukeRed666

Some men just want to watch the world burn, I guess???


FuzzyActuator

Who gives a shit. If someone is too picky the only person they are hurting is themselves. Just... move on. Let it go.


pony1108

Eh if you’re on tinder to make a point to shitty people who won’t change anyway instead of actually trying to find someone, then you’re still just wasting your time. And dude is just coming across as salty at this point


himtnboy

My first thought was that he was reacting to a similar post.


LionOfTheNorthwest

ITT : a lot of neckbeards


ChurnedClown

If “Why don’t girls ever want nice guys?” was a person.


ThatOneNinja

No no no, that's neckbeard shit. This guy is "women deserve real men".


notmythingy

He is looking for a Japanese sex doll.


LifesBetterWithDogs

They have credit scores too?!


Sawwahbear5

Who doesn't have baggage??


Ancient_Ad_3715

There's different kind of baggage tho. The one that you have from bad experience in previous relationships and the one thst requires food and sleep and goes to kindergarten


Seanspicegirls

WHY MUST HE RUIN IT FOR THE OTHER MATTS


TastyTboneSteak

720 Fico score and no more then 8k in debt what is this a loan application


ceolodolo

1) Lots of women have height preferences, so does he. 2) Even though most people don’t put this in their bio, I think most people would want their partner to be a healthy weight. 3) If people can want their partners to be free-thinkers / alternative / etc., this guy can want his to be traditional. 4) Baggage can be overwhelming, ending a relationship over it is worse than not wanting it up front imo. Especially if this is about kids, you get to be picky about kids at this age. 5) The amount of “swipe left if you voted for Trump” bios I see, so he is clearly allowed this one. 6) Workout as a requirement I do disagree with. 7) Take care of yourself, this one should be a given. 8) Could be worded better, but I certainly wouldn’t want a girlfriend with a shitty attitude either. I’m so/so on this one. 9) If women can prefer men with piercings, tattoos, long hair, then he can prefer women with natural tones. I do as well. 10) Debt and Fico score ones are a little weird tbh. 11) Not smoking is 100000% a requirement for me too. I guess excessive drinking would be too. He’s not really asking for as much as the post is making it seem. That said, terrible bio 😂


Soullessfemalegoblin

Someone’s got some lovely parents…


NoMonkeyPooForU

Meh, at least you don't have to look for the red flags.


Inyournearestshadow

Not going to lie. If his career is what he states it is he’s in a mall percentage of men. Women are picky all the time some of these are reasonable. Especially the hair color. He doesn’t want to be walking around with Harley Quinn. Idk about the credit scores but the debt? Sure I can see why he wants debt free.


Bovlin

Finally someone else who isn't salty for some strange reason 😂 there's literally nothing wrong with being upfront with what you are looking for when dating, not doing so gets people hurt


VijaySwing

> nothing wrong with being upfront with what you are looking for when dating it should be encouraged. Even if you don't agree with what they state they are looking for. It's ok to be picky


hawtrawddawg

I mean, the guy's picky, but what's it to you?


Strict-Algae-8599

She's mad that she isn't qualified to be in his presence.


ChuffChuff101

"Why am I not getting any matches?" This guy, probably.


Tigalone

His requirements are reasonable tbh. He didn't word it in a good way but it's reasonable.


wrongturnrocket

Eh, I thought so until the “no complaining / nagging” thing. Seems like once he does something wrong he expects his partner to just put up with it.


alligatorhill

I kinda feel like anyone who uses their dating profile to make a long list of requirements for partners is gonna be toxic even if I agreed with them


mantistobogganmMD

>He didn’t word it in a good way That’s the understatement of the year… anyone that would put this on their dating profile is a psycho


jedi2155

This is a very Dwight Scrhute list.


AwardSquare3132

“Must eat beets for breakfast,lunch and dinner”


Melodic_Student4564

It's fine by me


Bootybandit6989

You dropped this sir👑